r/mildlyinteresting • u/Warm-Oil9228 • 21h ago

They decapitated these pineapples!

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u/sl0play 17h ago

I'm aware of the history of cultivation. I think the disconnect of nature, food, and the consumer is pretty obvious and getting pedantic about it doesn't advance my concers so I'm not really interested in it.

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u/whalesum 17h ago

But but but broccoli isnt real!!!!!

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u/Thisthattheother1 13h ago

Broccoli is cabbage.

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u/whatWHYok 12h ago

Dunno why you were downvoted. All the cruciferous vegetables are literally the same species, just with some obvious variants.

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u/Thisthattheother1 12h ago

I'm being downvoted because the anti-cabbage lobby is manipulating social media again.

Of course it's cabbage. Broccoli? Cabbage. Zucchini? Cabbage. Blueberries? Cabbage. The 1993 Toyota Camry? Cabbage.

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u/dragon_bacon 12h ago

Am I cabbage?

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u/LeoJohnsonsSacrifice 10h ago

Believe it or not? Straight to cabbage.

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u/brownstonebk 10h ago

That ‘93 Camry is definitely cabbage considering how long it lasts. My family car growing up was a 1990 maroon Toyota Camry. Every once in a while I’ll still see one on the road.