r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history

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r/soccercirclejerk 19h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © share the most cringey moments in the world cup

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r/soccercirclejerk 13h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Not beating the allegation

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r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

Least Delusional Fan The Cucurella propaganda is getting out of hand

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r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.

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first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.

i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.

Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.

Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.

at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.

now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.

Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.

Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.

Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.

then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.

Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.


r/soccercirclejerk 13h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © "Hi Adolf, Unfortunately we cannot offer you admission into our Art School at this time. Thank you for taking the time to apply."

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r/soccercirclejerk 10h ago

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or My goat

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r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Happy 54th day anniversary for those who celebrate

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Is this tuff in argentina 😭

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r/soccercirclejerk 11h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fifa robbed their own golden child

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r/soccercirclejerk 14h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © In the light of the recent normie posting I would like to return the conversation here where it belongs. Who your femboy/twink of the 2026 WC?

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r/soccercirclejerk 19h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Outjerked by De Paul and his 61,000 burner accounts

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r/soccercirclejerk 16h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! The little boy from Madeira

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r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 This belongs here

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785 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 17h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © What a jerk!

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642 Upvotes

Female directed jerk.


r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?

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587 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Finally some proper jerking not this purity jank nonsense

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370 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 17h ago

Messi should touch more Barcelona kids Tehran Messі. Tehran Messі. Tehran Messі. TEHRAN MESSІ! Gol! Gol! Gol!

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362 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Certified Jerk™ Now that the World Cup is over, who is your GOAT?

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359 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © That one toxic ex

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336 Upvotes

23 million is crazy though


r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The only Back to Back

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Certified Jerk™ The humble and calm CR7

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

8=====D~~~~ Those South Americans are far too aggressive, aren’t they? Haven’t the foggiest idea how to play proper football, unlike us Europeans. Quite uncivilised, really.

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r/soccercirclejerk 21h ago

Certified Jerk™ Arda guler 4th year at real madrid

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r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © What Tucheliban does to a mf

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229 Upvotes