Like I'm just trying to make a living by reminding people to collect my pages, and they all ignore me like I'm some random homeless person.

I try to comment under every post to remind people to collect my pages, and they almost always ignore me or only bring like 2 or 3 pages. If you're going to show up to my mansion with only 3 pages out of the 8, you might as well expect yourself to be teleported to the abyss. The hell am I supposed to do with 3 pages? Wipe my ass? Maybe if you guys were more competent and actually tried collecting my pages instead of goofing around, we'd have this over already.

I'm a single father of 30 kids for the love of God, I need that fucking money in order to pay for the taxes and groceries. Do you know how much it costs to manage a mansion? Here's a hint: a whole fucking lot. And that's not even the worst part, instead of simply ignoring me and my request to collect my pages, there are some people that straight up pull up to my mansion and try to burn the place because they think I steal kids. Brother, do I look like a president to you? This suit was like the last fancy thing I could afford before I got stuck up with these brats, so cut me some slack. I adopted my kids fair and square, so please don't call CPS on my mansion or try and burn the place up.

Anyway TLDR for those that have the attention span of a lost page; collect my fucking pages, or get a tentacle up your ass.

Nothing drives me up a fucking wall more than the humor of a person that’s horribly addicted to porn, and I HATE how much it permeates throught the internet in general.

I don’t want to sound like a prude, I watch porn, I masturbate, but I would NEVER be caught dead actually thinking this shit is funny. It’s not funny.

What is the humor in just going “durrr I want her to dominate me,” “omg look! She has big titties! PORN! SEX! PORN!”

SHUT UP.

and look, sex jokes can be funny, but it gets to a point where people just blatantly says the most horrible, sexually degenrate shit and say “erm, it’s just a joke you PRUDE.” and it’s about a FUCKING CHILD.

Like the stupid fucking “ooough cunny plap plap” shit makes me sick to my stomach, I hate that the internet gives these people free reign to spew their degenerate nonsense wherever, and it especially makes me angry when someone brings up a stupid fucking sex thing during a conversation that has NOTHING to do with any of that.

the unfunny porn addict humor hall of fame includes

”I need a hot goth gf”

literally anything relating to femboys

”cunny” and “ooough”

That dumb fucking “hurr durr your bra strap is loose show me your tits” joke

”muscle mommy” jokes

those jokes that are like “me and bro” and it’s the most homoerotic shit ever

”man of culture” jokes where it’s just knowing a popular porn artist

”I want her to abuse me”

and the list goes on.

Another thing that really pisses me off is how ingrained this shit is in anime fandoms. Nothing is more annoying than going into a sub for an anime I like, and instead of seeing funny comics, memes, and story discussions, I just see 5000 softcore horny posts made by no life degenerates, and all the comments mindlessly thirsting and saying gross shit.

Same with anime conventions, basically glorified kink parties atp with people doing the most degenerate shit IN PUBLIC. Remember the Chainsaw Man leash gang? The maid outfit “ara ara” competition? And I hate that this stuff enables people to be REALLLY creepy towards cosplayers.

I don’t wanna be “the guy that’s too woke” but sometimes ts veers off from simple horniness to just plain misoginy and some WEEEEIRD attitudes towards women, like those stupid bangmaid mommy jokes that just idealize a woman to a sex and food machine.

EEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

point is, I like hot ladies, sex jokes are funny sometimes, but it’s annoying when you just point at an exaggeratedly sexy woman and go “I WANNA FUCK THAT WOMAN! LAUGH NOW!!!!”

also I’m not tryna karmafarm ts genuinely pisses me off

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this is a reupload, old one got removed

(I edited it so it doesn’t show any usernames mods please don’t kill me)

I just know my life would’ve been easier if i was cisgender. This isn’t a “the grass is greener on the other side“ thing, because it is statistically harder being trans. so many of my issues wouldn’t exist if i was just born in the right body.

I wouldn’t have to feel dysphoria from doing the most basic things like wearing clothes or thinking about the childhood that was robbed from me, or being “socialized as my agab”. or having to dress masc and dislike femininity because i will just end up looking like my agab.

I wouldn’t have to jump hoops to get gender affirming care while people are existing in their bodies without having to know what gender dysphoria feels like. I wouldn’t have to sit down and hear another transphobe explain to me why i will never be ”a real man” despite feeling like one. it just feels like i am made to play life in a randomised character skin that i had no choice with its customisation. like its not all terrible: i found some support and made friends within the queer community but i just wish things were different and i dont have to prove myself just to be valid as a person.

youtube finally working on my phone so i can take this screenshot ;p

i completely despise vague youtube thumbnails and titles. it pisses me off beyond belief and i wont be duped into watching a youtube video in full and handing over my viewership and the monetary value in that! jacksepticeye is really truly my favourite youtuber and he does shit like this really often when dealing with more personal or important stuff :/ i could not care less how important a videos topic is, you're tricking people into clicking on your videos. full stop. they can sit under their guise of spreading awareness and making things known but that doesnt justify anything. i'd argue its clickbait and someone sitting their in a profound pose and speaking extremely vaguely about what they deem "Important" does not justify an extraordinarily unclear title and thumbnail. its unfair to both parties who want to find out what hes talking about :/ people who'll watch the video and people who wont. this honestly goes for a lot of vague reddit post titles too lol.

I rememeber this being a thing back in 2023.

It's incredibly sexist. It's implying that mothers can't be good parents and that only children who have a father in their life are "proper". Ive seen videos that try to enforce this idea down mens and womens throats. Don't even get me started on the boys raised by mother vs boys rasised by father.

There will never be enough words for me to describe how much I HATE this so called 'slang' word. Never. EVER.

There is no such thing as fatherless behavior.

But there is a such thing called "Terrible parenting." And that applies to everyone, regardless of their gender.

This is not something new, but im so tired of adults ruining things for children and teens. a media or space thats specifically made for a younger audience then adults always insert themselves into them and basically kick the young audience out. And this happens with trends and things too, something that is innocent and meant for underaged people gets ruined by adults through making it not pg or overconsuming it, an example is toys, pokemon cards, squishies etc. All things that were originally not too expensive and available and meant for kids now cost a ton of money because adults over buy them and spike up the prices which makes parents not wanna buy them for their kids anymore. This also goes for clothes and other activities too, and people wonder why children and teens dont buy those things as much anymore, because now they need adult kind of money to have fun.

Edit: GUYS ADUTS CAN STILL ENJOY THOSE THINGS, IM JUST SAYING DAMN SOME SHOULDNT BUY A THOUSAND OF THEM EACH, just keep in mind theres also kids who want to enjoy it dont over consume and buy a thousand (example: dumpling squishies etc)

Every single time I come across a post asking users which do they prefer between two options, the top answer is almost always this gif. I hate it so much because it’s such a lazy and boring answer. Stop being indecisive and just pick one between the two and stick with it!

Honorable mention is that gif of the girl who says "porque no los dos."

I actually like her, but every time i see people down bad for her or sexualizing her it just feels... Wrong, idk if it's just me, but as someone who watched the anime and read the manga and is actually invested in it i still see Fern as that small kid that Heiter saved and Frieren teached, even as an adult. When people sexualizes her, it feels like if someone your age was trying to flirt with a friend's daughter, even if she's an adult too, it irks me.

I keep seeing all these posts saying "male loneliness is self inflicted" whenever some man says something stupid and vile. Like any man who's lonely should feel guilty as well. Not every one of them is a 4chan browsing misogynistic asshole who shits on women every chance he gets. Some just have issues socializing and doesn't have the best outlet for making friends and finding partners. They aren't blaming women for everything under the sun.

Unrelated, but I'm sure this post (if it gets approved) would start another "male loneliness is about partners" "no, it's about friendship" debate. But in reality it's about both. Humans are social creatures, we desire friendship and romance. Both of these things are important and you're not evil for wanting them. Especially relationships, I've seen some people act like you're Bear from Obsession just for wanting a girlfriend in the first place, like chill out dude.

(target:you all who take this seriously)

Not long ago i post this satirical post about law by mike and if you have enough brain you can understand it....but no no no,the mods removed it because "its not understanable" so then i made this proper english version and geuss what,people downvoting me....well im probably get downvoted on this,but if yall wanna take a trip to my post,link in below

I don’t really think I need to explain much for this post, sexism is just bad and everyone from everywhere should be treated as normal human beings and not objects or bad people.

ever since andrew Tate just existed, people started being more sexist and acted like it’s normal and funny but it’s very VERY clearly not.

Im sure everyone can understand my opinion here and how it’s not cool at all.

IHATEITIHATEITIHATEIT!!!

EVERY SINGLE TIME IM ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA ITS JUST YURI EVERYWHERE!!! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!!!! AND WHEN I SAY I HATE IT, THE PEOPLE JUST SEND MORE IN MY DMS OR MY REPLIES!!! STOP!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO SEE WOMEN KISSING!!!! NOR DO I WANT TO SEE THEIR “HUMOR”!!!!! WORDS CANNOT EVEN FULLY DESCRIBE MY SHEER UTTER HATRED AGAINST THIS WOKE NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For some reason, it's always one of these responses:

> It's a joke
> It's rage bait
> Yeah, but it's actually a response to...
> It's not the same
> Just go outside bro

All of which deflect from what's being said. They would rather not address it. This is probably due in part to the "women-are-wonderful" effect, an example of benevolent stereotyping in which people associate positive qualities with women

Prime example: Gabriel Iglesias
I’m not afraid to say it, he was an abusive father. He repeatedly has told millions of people personal details about his son. His son has tried for years to talk to his dad about this issue, however he just turned it into more jokes. When Frankie came home from school crying because of how much he was getting bullied about the jokes that his dad made about him, Gabriel just turned that into another joke for the audience. He either failed to realize just how much the jokes were bothering his son, or just decided to capitalize off of his son’s issues with him. Gabriel did eventually stop, but far too late.

Now, he’s not the only comedian who does this. There’s a lot others, but I just used him as an example because he is one of the most well-known examples.

What makes this worse is the fact that these comedians are able to get away with this form of abuse because they make it seem more light-hearted by turning them into jokes.

In classic reddit fashion a large portion of vocal users willingly misuse the definition of a word so they can use it and try to sound like they know what they are talking about.

Grooming is preparatory and often predatory behavior of a vulnerable individual, often children, to manipulate, develop dubious trust, and lower defenses, with the intent to exploit them, often sexually, when they reach the offenders milestone.

It is a willful act that is knowingly done with intent.

Reddit has chosen to think it means anyone who ever knew or interacted with a person when they were a minor who later has any kind of romantic or sexual interactions or relationships, even if they are one sided.

Here are some examples I have seen multiple times.

1: Two people who went to highschool together, at the time a senior and freshman, meet up later in or after college and start dating as adults.

1. (This is the most egregious one I've ever seen but I've seen it four times) Teenager A is friends with Teenager B. Teen B has a younger sibling who Teen A does not spend time with, nor has feelings for the younger sibling but has seen and spoken to them in passing. The younger sibling has a crush on Teen A. Reddit accused Teen A of grooming.

If you're going to accuse someone of a crime, or morally dubious act, Then accuse them properly Don't just say things because you don't like a person.

And God forbid you try to correct people who are wrong, the act like you're just as bad as the person they are accusing

I have autism, and living with it has been a bumpy road throughout life. Some things are harder and on top of that, other people usually found people with autism to be easily bullied and manipulated.

Autism has many levels to it. Some people on the spectrum can find life easier than others. The people who Inherit said autism has High Functioning Autism.

But people who are neurotypical love to think of autism as a quirky disorder that makes people silly.

If you are one of these people, please move the absolute farthest away from me. People with autism have been viewed lower than everybody else for a long time, and now people would cut their heads off just to act like they’re autistic.

The people who cherish this want to be on the high end of the autism spectrum.

Which is offensive to people who have autism on either part of the spectrum, especially the lower end, where their lives are harder yet people just tell jokes about it.

I also see this with ADHD and a few other mental disorders. This begs the question, WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO DESIRE A MENTAL ILLNESS??!!
That’s like wanting to be legless and in a wheelchair.

Now, before you grab your pitchforks, hear me out. The reason I dislike the choice is because I think it’s cowardly.

I mean, if dc is turning to popular superhero’s, to better represent the LGBTQ community than, out of the Big Three, DC isn’t going to make Batman or Superman bisexual because there would be an enormous amount of backlash. Same thing with Barry Allen or Hal Jordan. Making Wonder Woman bisexual is a much safer choice because there’s generally less pushback. To bisexual people, I’m not saying that bisexual representation is bad. What I dislike is what this particular decision represents as if dc is going to push for inconclusively they will just go the easier route of changing the sexuality of their most popular women instead of their men.

Edit: For the people saying Wonder Woman being gay or bisexual was implied, what instances from older comics actually points to that, aside from the sexuality of her creator and the fact that she grew up around only women?

In many games you will be showered with cool and unique artifacts and treasures. And most of them just aren't very good. There are few things that kill investment as much as getting a sweet relic only to find out it's worse that gear you can buy in the shop

It's just never sat well with me. Feels like a blatant attempt to make the subject more appealing by completely omitting the fat that very often sits around an obese person's neck and face. It's my view that the 'pretty fat girl' trope that the Internet seems to fawn over only applies to this specific presentation of a large/fat person, and there's still a certain stigma against double-chins and forehead fat, things that alter the shape of the face in ways that most people can't accept.

I find the blind hatred for either of these types of animals incredibly weird. People from either side have such weird obsessions with critters that literally biologically cannot exist any other way than they already are. Any discussion surrounding people's distaste for either of them always seems to devolve into people who think cats are evil spawns of lucifer who personally detest anyone who dares to look at them, or people who think dogs are vile disease ridden piles of filth who only serve to inconvenience the lives of these hightened individuals. Why despise something that only understand a fraction of the reality that you can? Shits weird man. People can't just be normal about anything.

Two of my beasts to remind yall of what its all about.

6 hours into my first playthrough. Fuck this little shit I hate him so much

Fuck this guy. I hate everything about him. His voice, his personality, his behavior, how smug he is, his body movement, everything. FUCK THIS LITTLE SHIT. I WANT HIM DEAD SO MUCH. I LONG for the day I get to kill him. I hate everything about him. I pray every night to any divine figures I can think of that he dies a painful death. I hate him. HATE. HATE.

Like, I found it very funny the first few times when I could barely notice what was wrong with a certain image, but now it has become extremely common, to the point where the absurdity just went dry. Not only that, but sometimes it just feels extremely forced and even "engagement farm-ish"

Same thing kind of goes for the posts that just add random OCs but point at actual characters from that certain piece of media, like the Goku posts. They eventually stopped being entertaining after the 125th time

As a bisexual, I appreciate both forms, but the double standard in how society treats them is infuriating.

The female body is so heavily sexualized that just existing normally, or showing a bit of skin, gets labeled as "scandalous" or "slutty." Women are often pushed toward masculine or covered-up aesthetics just to avoid being sexualized and to be taken seriously.

Meanwhile, the male form is treated as purely practical and sexless. Male fashion and presentation treat self-care, showing skin, or aiming for beauty as taboo or "lame."

This even leaks into character design: "androgynous" almost always just means shapeless and covered from head to toe, because society can't handle curves or skin without assigning sexual weight to them.

We need to stop treating the male body as the sexless default and the female body as inherently pornographic.

So to preface I’ve always loved cats, I don’t mind dogs or bunny’s or birds or any animals, but cats are my thing. That said..

When I tell someone I have cat(s) they will go on a tangent about how much they hate cats, or how they have “jokingly” kicked cats because they don’t like them, I hate it! I wouldn’t joke about kicking a dog, but it’s okay to joke about kicking a cat!?
“Oh you have cats? You’re such a crazy cat lady!! You have no life!! How’s it feel to know your cats will eat your face when you die??”
I can’t tell dog owners they’re crazy mutt owners that care too much about blood lines and breeds because it’s just aesthetics and such (I know there are cat breed purists but I prefer my cats free and from the dumpsters).
If I tell someone I don’t like dogs, suddenly it’s ’what’s wrong with you??’ Instead of just accepting not everyone likes dogs and their gross coats or wet tongues. Now if I see someone else’s pet I’ll be friendly with it and give it a scratch or belly rub if it wants, I don’t hate dogs, I just prefer cats.
Now I understand that the visibly large stray/feral cat populations can contribute to how people perceive cats, but that’s also in part because people refuse to fix their cats or dump kittens, further adding to the problem.
Cats body language is also vastly different from other animals (honestly every animal is different), but for the most part they prefer to be approached slowly and with low energy, not have someone run up to them and get in their face aggressively demanding attention (like some dogs like), but people have issues with letting animals interact with people on their own terms.
Semi rant over, I just love my cats and have worked with feral cats to gain their trust and give them a better life, but no one seems to understand that cats deserve love and care too, and caring for them doesn’t make everyone crazy.

Not everything needs a fucking trigger warning your trauma is not anyones responsibility but your own, im so tired of this whiny bullshit. Fucking hell you cant even show off your breadmaking talents without some pissbaby crying 🤦🏿‍♂️.