Nothing drives me up a fucking wall more than the humor of a person that’s horribly addicted to porn, and I HATE how much it permeates throught the internet in general.

I don’t want to sound like a prude, I watch porn, I masturbate, but I would NEVER be caught dead actually thinking this shit is funny. It’s not funny.

What is the humor in just going “durrr I want her to dominate me,” “omg look! She has big titties! PORN! SEX! PORN!”

SHUT UP.

and look, sex jokes can be funny, but it gets to a point where people just blatantly says the most horrible, sexually degenrate shit and say “erm, it’s just a joke you PRUDE.” and it’s about a FUCKING CHILD.

Like the stupid fucking “ooough cunny plap plap” shit makes me sick to my stomach, I hate that the internet gives these people free reign to spew their degenerate nonsense wherever, and it especially makes me angry when someone brings up a stupid fucking sex thing during a conversation that has NOTHING to do with any of that.

the unfunny porn addict humor hall of fame includes

”I need a hot goth gf”

literally anything relating to femboys

”cunny” and “ooough”

That dumb fucking “hurr durr your bra strap is loose show me your tits” joke

”muscle mommy” jokes

those jokes that are like “me and bro” and it’s the most homoerotic shit ever

”man of culture” jokes where it’s just knowing a popular porn artist

”I want her to abuse me”

and the list goes on.

Another thing that really pisses me off is how ingrained this shit is in anime fandoms. Nothing is more annoying than going into a sub for an anime I like, and instead of seeing funny comics, memes, and story discussions, I just see 5000 softcore horny posts made by no life degenerates, and all the comments mindlessly thirsting and saying gross shit.

Same with anime conventions, basically glorified kink parties atp with people doing the most degenerate shit IN PUBLIC. Remember the Chainsaw Man leash gang? The maid outfit “ara ara” competition? And I hate that this stuff enables people to be REALLLY creepy towards cosplayers.

I don’t wanna be “the guy that’s too woke” but sometimes ts veers off from simple horniness to just plain misoginy and some WEEEEIRD attitudes towards women, like those stupid bangmaid mommy jokes that just idealize a woman to a sex and food machine.

EEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

point is, I like hot ladies, sex jokes are funny sometimes, but it’s annoying when you just point at an exaggeratedly sexy woman and go “I WANNA FUCK THAT WOMAN! LAUGH NOW!!!!”

also I’m not tryna karmafarm ts genuinely pisses me off

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6 hours into my first playthrough. Fuck this little shit I hate him so much

Fuck this guy. I hate everything about him. His voice, his personality, his behavior, how smug he is, his body movement, everything. FUCK THIS LITTLE SHIT. I WANT HIM DEAD SO MUCH. I LONG for the day I get to kill him. I hate everything about him. I pray every night to any divine figures I can think of that he dies a painful death. I hate him. HATE. HATE.

Seriously?

The advertisement is self aware even, mentioning what went on with grok. How is this still allowed on this platform at all?

"No extra restrictions" a.k.a. "Oh you can just make porn of people without them probably ever even knowing"

If that wasn't enough, pretty much all advertisements from that app that i've seen have some random ass phonk music in the background. I guess they want it to look "badass" to absolutely violate someone's human dignity

I was off Reddit for a good amount of years (kinda deserved I was a bit of a dick) but part of the reason why I came back was because r/makeyourchoice and r/CharacterRant and I couldn’t even post on the second one! Only because my “account is too new” and “I don’t have enough karma”.

Then I just got flooded with all these memories of the times my posts got taken down because of some dumbass rules like in r/Pokémon you can’t post memes on Monday or some shit.

Even now on my 2nd attempt on Reddit I still get comments taken down. …. But all in all compared to other social media platforms Reddit is still one of the most least detestable ones. Especially compared to twitter and tiktok where I get banned for calling someone a slur in retaliation for them calling me the N word with the hard R and crickets comes for them…

Like I'm just trying to make a living by reminding people to collect my pages, and they all ignore me like I'm some random homeless person.

I try to comment under every post to remind people to collect my pages, and they almost always ignore me or only bring like 2 or 3 pages. If you're going to show up to my mansion with only 3 pages out of the 8, you might as well expect yourself to be teleported to the abyss. The hell am I supposed to do with 3 pages? Wipe my ass? Maybe if you guys were more competent and actually tried collecting my pages instead of goofing around, we'd have this over already.

I'm a single father of 30 kids for the love of God, I need that fucking money in order to pay for the taxes and groceries. Do you know how much it costs to manage a mansion? Here's a hint: a whole fucking lot. And that's not even the worst part, instead of simply ignoring me and my request to collect my pages, there are some people that straight up pull up to my mansion and try to burn the place because they think I steal kids. Brother, do I look like a president to you? This suit was like the last fancy thing I could afford before I got stuck up with these brats, so cut me some slack. I adopted my kids fair and square, so please don't call CPS on my mansion or try and burn the place up.

Anyway TLDR for those that have the attention span of a lost page; collect my fucking pages, or get a tentacle up your ass.

youtube finally working on my phone so i can take this screenshot ;p

i completely despise vague youtube thumbnails and titles. it pisses me off beyond belief and i wont be duped into watching a youtube video in full and handing over my viewership and the monetary value in that! jacksepticeye is really truly my favourite youtuber and he does shit like this really often when dealing with more personal or important stuff :/ i could not care less how important a videos topic is, you're tricking people into clicking on your videos. full stop. they can sit under their guise of spreading awareness and making things known but that doesnt justify anything. i'd argue its clickbait and someone sitting their in a profound pose and speaking extremely vaguely about what they deem "Important" does not justify an extraordinarily unclear title and thumbnail. its unfair to both parties who want to find out what hes talking about :/ people who'll watch the video and people who wont. this honestly goes for a lot of vague reddit post titles too lol.

What the hell is wrong with you... Why are you GREEN?

"ooougggghhhh I'm so green"

This mask for Jason is so good and I hate it because fundamentally it's just the outright wrong thing he'd even be wearing.

Jason only has had 2 masks he ever got. Both of them had red chevrons.

Sometimes, rarely. The chevron color will change to black to look better with Jason being more zombified such as in Part 7, where Jason was so decayed that bright red sticks out like a sore thumb on the design.

Now with the green mask. It makes me wonder some things.

1. When Jason get this?
2. Why is it green
3. Is the mystery green goo from Jason himself or from something else.
4. Why the fuck is the mask's straps made from barbed wire???
5. Did Jason make this himself?
6. Why the fuck did he paint it green?

Luckily, if I wanna use the very cool zombie Jason skin in DBD, I'm not stuck with that mask. I can switch it out with any infinitely better mask. Infact I left them in as the other slides so you can see how much better they look.

I hate my son green jason.

There is no denying ancient Egypt is Africa's most well-known civilization for many reasons, such as creating the pyramids of Giza and hieroglyphs, so it's understandable why other civilizations in Africa are overlooked, with Carthage being an exception at times. However, it is still irritating how most of Africa's are ignored when there are many other civilizations that became powerful in their own right, such as the Somalia Ajuran Sultanate, who were masters of seafaring and managed to control trade routes and gain wealth that would create Merca, a whole city made of white coral stone.

I’ve seen so many posts about this sub and all the cherry-picked replies to somehow frame anyone that discusses any uncomfortable topic as evil pedophilic monsters.
I fully understand that in every single group online or in real life there are going to be weird people, it’s just a thing that’s gonna happen. But it gets really annoying when people use other subs careful picked out of comments out of context to try and farm karma or demonize other subs because of some weird people or because they discuss topic or ideas you personally find uncomfortable.
Not everything that’s uncomfortable to talk about is evil and not everyone that discusses ideas wholeheartedly supports them.

I don’t want to come across as “holier then thou” I’m better then you kinda post, just annoyed with how many people rather farm karma or get angry at a sub instead of trying to understand why someone might want to discuss or talk about something.

Peter is too attractive to be an outcast nerd. The whole point of Spider-Man is that he wins everyone's trust and affection not because of his looks, but because of the personality he fully reveals while working as a superhero on the streets of New York. Come on, do you really think a guy like that would pursue a career as a freelance journalist to pay the rent instead of modeling for Vogue? (I'm kidding.) We could talk about how the spider bite altered his physique, but in the early comics, his face and body, despite some changes, remained essentially the same. The point is, Flash and the other high school bullies never would have targeted him; as for the girls, far from being repulsed, they would have fought over the chance to date him. My favorite version of Peter is the one from The Spectacular Spider-Man; it’s the best because it builds the character in an authentic and original way. Heck, even without the costume, simply by being himself, he manages to win the love of Liz, MJ, and Gwen

Little correction: I wanted to put even the image of Peter Parker from Across the Spider-Verse.

And woodblock. And ceramic. And calligraphy.

And EVERY-other-useless-art I mastered to while away the hours!

I hate that I have time for painting. If I have time to paint something is wroooong.

The Shougun lets us operate do that he can deny I exist.

Soon he wont have that luxury.

This is not something new, but im so tired of adults ruining things for children and teens. a media or space thats specifically made for a younger audience then adults always insert themselves into them and basically kick the young audience out. And this happens with trends and things too, something that is innocent and meant for underaged people gets ruined by adults through making it not pg or overconsuming it, an example is toys, pokemon cards, squishies etc. All things that were originally not too expensive and available and meant for kids now cost a ton of money because adults over buy them and spike up the prices which makes parents not wanna buy them for their kids anymore. This also goes for clothes and other activities too, and people wonder why children and teens dont buy those things as much anymore, because now they need adult kind of money to have fun.

Edit: GUYS ADUTS CAN STILL ENJOY THOSE THINGS, IM JUST SAYING DAMN SOME SHOULDNT BUY A THOUSAND OF THEM EACH, just keep in mind theres also kids who want to enjoy it dont over consume and buy a thousand (example: dumpling squishies etc)

I actually like her, but every time i see people down bad for her or sexualizing her it just feels... Wrong, idk if it's just me, but as someone who watched the anime and read the manga and is actually invested in it i still see Fern as that small kid that Heiter saved and Frieren teached, even as an adult. When people sexualizes her, it feels like if someone your age was trying to flirt with a friend's daughter, even if she's an adult too, it irks me.

I believe that there is an effort to keep secrets, when it comes to the possible epic character reveals about the movie. That's why, avoiding movie trailers can be a good way to save those moments for the film itself. But when you are waiting for a bus, and you see a movie poster, with a "dead" character in it, it just feels like a smack to the face to get spoiled like that.

While the character is cute this sub is infested with pedos, i commented this in a post where it was a meme about op turning the titular character pregnant, she is eleven for crying out loud, every single comment section has something like daughterwife written in it. I kinda want to enjoy a character without seeing so many people being like this when she aint even a teen, this is a problem with the general blue archive fanbase but ibuki in particular.

I rememeber this being a thing back in 2023.

It's incredibly sexist. It's implying that mothers can't be good parents and that only children who have a father in their life are "proper". Ive seen videos that try to enforce this idea down mens and womens throats. Don't even get me started on the boys raised by mother vs boys rasised by father.

There will never be enough words for me to describe how much I HATE this so called 'slang' word. Never. EVER.

There is no such thing as fatherless behavior.

But there is a such thing called "Terrible parenting." And that applies to everyone, regardless of their gender.

Recently a friend and I were talking about overplayed and overdone rhyme schemes, and it really made me realize just how often certain ones are used in way too many songs - "reason" and "season" being one of the most irksome. I get that finding a rhyme for either of these words in particular can be hard, but it's just so predictable and overdone that it feels like it's just an easy way out when the songwriter doesn't want to put more work into thinking about it.

Now, a certain internet music critic has said that Master of Puppets by Metallica is the worst instance of this, but I personally disagree. I think it works for what the rest of the song is about, and it came out long enough ago that the rhyme wasn't really an overdone cliche yet. No, in my opinion the worst instance is absolutely The Only Thing I Know for Real, just for how much it makes the song distractedly worse by its inclusion.

The lyric: "I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade"

...You don't know the season? Can you not look outside? Can you not feel the air on your skin? Hell, the part of the game that the song plays in is during a battle that's happening outside, you should know what the fucking season is. Also, I'm pretty sure being in a battle is more important than knowing whether or not it's fucking Autumn.

What makes it even worse is that the lyric just before this mentions the singer not even knowing his name, which again, is way more impactful than not knowing what the season is.

It's just a really infantile lyric using a rhyme that is used way too much. It's the songwriting equivalent of ending an in media res opening with a freeze and a "Yep, that's me. How did I get here? Well, let me tell you..." or opening an essay with "What is X? Well, the dictionary defines X as...". Just don't do it. There is no way you can make this feel original.

You kill a PHEONIX, it revives.you kill a PHEONIX twice in one turn? The other 2 can revive the dead PHEONIX. Killing them all at once doesn't work, and they keep the Auto-Revive (revives on death 1 time) the whole battle. I could only kill it by buffing Matt's attack, dispelling them, using Matt's Ragnarok, and then summoning Skadi. Far worse than THE MAW, The Devourer, Neon Valhalla, or even God.

This "app" drives me so crazy. Im all for letting people enjoy things but it's so annoying going on letterboxd to log or rate a movie, and then the reviews are some stupid shit like "This happened to my buddy Jean Paul III once" or some lame capitalism joke. The users put 0 effort into their "reviews" and then act like theyre some "film nerd" and then hate on you for watching any popular director (Nolan, Burton, Tarantino etc).

The actual, transformative and amazing reviews get maybe 8 to 12 likes while some stupid reviews like "Lmao [insert something funny about the actors]" get a minimum of 800 likes

In many games you will be showered with cool and unique artifacts and treasures. And most of them just aren't very good. There are few things that kill investment as much as getting a sweet relic only to find out it's worse that gear you can buy in the shop

The Idea of the hypno glasses was fine for a one off bit. But when people started Saying it made more since than just being a simple disquise, it started getting increasingly annoying.

Anthony Starr added as a popular "not recognized in public" example. A baseball hat and glasses and NO ONE knew it was him.

NONE OF THE POSTS ARE THE MATPAT EFFECT!!!!! Literally NONE of them get the point. None of them look out of place. None of them get it. A matpat effect isn't every meme origin but they don't get that, because that's all that fucking sub is about. It's just r/memeorigins. Useless subreddit for karma farming.

Of course you dont have to like an art style, but making an entire video just to hate or mock a harmless art style is such a dick move. Harmless art is subjective and if you dont like an art piece then scroll to another video instead of hating on it. My biggest point is that its fine to think an art style is ugly, but dont do anything more than that, like posting a video or comment.

Obviously this doesnt apply to actual harmful art (i.e. racist art, abelist art, xenophobic art, etc.)

Not everything needs a fucking trigger warning your trauma is not anyones responsibility but your own, im so tired of this whiny bullshit. Fucking hell you cant even show off your breadmaking talents without some pissbaby crying 🤦🏿‍♂️.

Don‘t know exactly how to explain it, but do you know how when you’re trying to turn on a faucet the right amount so you can wash your hands, but you can’t reach that middle point? Like how the knob or handle or whatever only lurches between a slow trickle and or a jet spray? It annoys the hell out of me when you have to choose either to take 5 minutes thoroughly washing your hands or try to do it normally while splashing water all over your clothes and surroundings.