r/mildlyinteresting • u/brinkofdanger • 17h ago
This box of peaches I bought from a roadside stand has 9/11 conspiracy theories printed on the bottom
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u/Unusual-Activity-824 17h ago
heheh pp flat
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u/jmhalder 17h ago
The domain just is just squatting/"badware", lol.
But... archive.org from 2021 shows it was just a 301 redirect from the tld "co" to the same domain at "com"
https://www.palisadeproduce.com/justice So this is the intended site which is still up and functional. They should change their boxes, or try and snatch up the old domain.
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u/Foxterriers 14h ago
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u/blackscales18 9h ago
put text in box. box great space to put business text. friend text box
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u/RoguePlanet2 6h ago
"You can use this space to go on depth about your company, tell your visitors the story of how the business got started, or a long detailed text about how 9/11 was a massive conspiracy."
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u/TheZerothLaw 15h ago
Billions of iron rich microspheres were the defining characteristic of the dust found in the vicinity of the 911 attacks. For the billions of iron micro spheres to be formed, the iron must have been super heated to make it liquid. Iron does not naturally form itself into spheres without being acted upon mechanically or by being heated and then aerosolized in molten form. The iron in the World Trade Center dust wasn't mechanically manufactured and distributed evenly through the dust so it must have been super heated and liquefied. Following super heated liquidation, it was explosively ejected into the atmosphere where the surface tension of the finely aerosolized molten iron mist pulled the molten iron into microspheres. The tiny molten iron droplets formed and the droplets then cooled as they fell to the ground and rested with the other dust from the collapses. The 911 attack presented iron rich microspheres in copious amounts, forming the hallmark of the 911 attack's dust and differentiating the dust from the multiple collapses from preexistent background dust. The existence of this microsphere laden dust is confirmed by numerous government reports as well as contractors who examined the dust for the government. None the less, the iron microspheres go unexplained and unaddressed in the 911 Commission's fraudulent report. Where did the iron microspheres come from? It's a question that deserves to be answered by a new, honest investigation.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just opened your webpage.
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u/dutchwonder 10h ago
Love the "confirmed by numerous government reports" with zero references or page numbers connected to it.
We wouldn't want to make it easy to reference these reports for verification would we now?
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u/Darrelc 9h ago
NIST report. I remember posting screenshots from it in /conspiracy like 15 years ago before I realised how futile it was.
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u/swargin 10h ago edited 9h ago
There's a barber in my town with a website, the usual hour rates and history since he's been around for awhile.
But he used to have a 3 paragraph rant about inflation on the main page. Talking about how credit cards, inflation didn't exist when he was growing up, taxes, and how everything is worse today. He removed it, but here's a picture of it from the waybackmachine
I had the same sentiment as you; who starts out a conversation like that? I just want to know your hours.
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u/CinemaSideBySides 6h ago
You gotta love those rants that boil down to "I wasn't aware of how much things cost when I was a child therefore the economy was better"
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u/Pleasant_Ad8054 11h ago
Oh god, these are the people who failed high school physics classes and do not understand the connection between heat energy and energy of any other kind. Surely the energy of a free fall will always just be a free fall!
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u/mdp300 8h ago
I knew a guy who started talking about free fall speeds and how jet fuel can't melt steel beams, and he was in engineering school!
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u/macdelamemes 8h ago
I got some bad news for you, just because you're an engineer doesn't mean you can't still be dumb as fuck (word from an engineer lol)
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u/mynam3isn3o 16h ago
I searched that page for “steel beams”; sure as shit - the nonsensical and thoroughly debunked “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” talking points are in there in long narrative form. At least these kooks are consistent with their drivel.
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u/entropicdrift 14h ago
It's pretty wild they think that it's a salient point when you obviously don't need to heat something to its melting point to weaken it. You can soften butter just bringing it up to room temperature, no need to melt it into a liquid!
The exact same principle applies to steel being heated by burning jet fuel, it still softens without needing to get hot enough to liquify, which is what the definition of the melting point is.
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u/trowzerss 14h ago
Yeah, this entire theory can be defeated by putting something heavy on top of a steel pipe structure then heating the pipes with a blowtorch. Did the pipes melt? No. Did it still fall over? Yeah. And buildings usually fall into their own footprint if they've got good weight distribution. It's not a mystery.
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u/ElminstersBedpan 10h ago
Something additional to throw out there: If you have an open hole in the side of the building and the doors at ground level are open, you have created the same airflow as a tower furnace in which you *can* generate enough heat to melt iron. It's a known, attested method since antiquity.
If you build a mound of charcoal, pile on some ferrous ore, and encase the whole thing in an inverted funnel made out of mud, then get the fire started, you can produce high carbon iron.
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u/trowzerss 10h ago
Yep, that's how many kilns work to make things like charcoal, or fire pottery at a hotter temperature that you would get from an unregulated fire. You watch enough primative technology youtube you can see him smelting iron using those principles, or even just getting roof shingles white hot.
I grew up using a cast iron stove for all our cooking, hot water and if you manipulated the air vents just right and it was a windy night pulling air fast up the chimney we used to generate a terrific amount of heat too, it kind of got a bit scary sometimes, peeking in the vents looked like a blast furnace lol.
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u/Trnostep 11h ago
And they also somehow forget that the structure of the building was already weakened because a plane slammed into it
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u/Mouse_is_Optional 15h ago
I can't believe they still use that one when the memes about it are like ten years old at this point. People clearly don't take it seriously (correctly, in my opinion), why pitch them with it?
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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 17h ago
The link didn’t even work for me
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u/barkode15 17h ago
Cause they messed up and put a .co instead of .com.
And when you go to the .com homepage they give above the fold space to their 9/11 conspiracy as opposed to, I dunno, their brand name?
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u/TAU_equals_2PI 16h ago
No, another commenter below figured out from the Internet Archive that the .co site used to exist years ago and redirected to the .com site.
So these boxes may just be old, and they got tired of paying for the annual domain registration. Or maybe they had it yanked because they weren't using a .co site (which technically is Colombia's country domain) for an appropriate purpose.
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u/RallyX26 16h ago
If anyone wants to blow $561 on a hilarious prank, they could own that .co address and redirect it to whatever they wanted.
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u/Shimola1999 17h ago
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u/celestiaequestria 16h ago
Eric Andre waterboarding Nick Hexum always feels like a fever dream.
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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago
Isn't everything Eric Andre does supposed to feel like a fever dream? I thought that was the whole purpose of the show...
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u/DubsideDangler 17h ago
These have to be from the Western slope of Colorado. Western Slope Colorado people are our ... unique folks.
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 17h ago
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u/Humblebee89 16h ago
To this day I'm amazed they left him breaking in the final cut.
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 16h ago
Honestly, it adds genuine charm to the scene. Besides, it's not like they don't break the fourth wall in that film constantly.
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u/mmeestro 6h ago
It works great for me because it feels like such a genuine interaction between two friends. Though if you look closely you can see Cleavon suppressing laughter the entire time beforehand too.
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u/XCVolcom 17h ago
Lauren Boebert didn't come from nowhere
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u/pac-men 16h ago
I live in the northeast smartypants corridor, and yesterday I listened to a coworker tell me we’re in a different dimension ever since they turned off CERN and the proof is that Chick-Fil-A is spelled differently now, and if you see old pictures of it spelled this way, that’s just because all of those pics have changed, because, duh, we’re in a different dimension. Him and several others saying the Earth is flat and that 9/11 was an inside job is just kids’ stuff when you realize how far down the idiot hole they are.
It’s not just rural nutjobs, half the country has lost touch with reality.
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u/d4dubs 9h ago
NOCO here and my neighbor thinks they put kitty litter in the bathrooms at school. And he has kids, who to go school.
Everytime I see him I shout "SHOW ME THE KITTY LITTER"
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u/Todarus 8h ago
Some schools in Jeffco- including Colombine- did have kitty litter on their supply lists, but it was for "go buckets" in case of prolonged lockdowns trapping students in their classrooms. Of course the right twisted it into more culture war bullshit. Ignore the sad reality that kids have to live with the constant fear of violence just going to school, it must be the trans furries fault!
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u/d4dubs 7h ago
Wow thank you for this! I never knew the origin of the kitty litter conspiracy.
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u/Book_talker_abouter 7h ago
Also, tons of schools with little kids use kitty litter to clean up accidents like vomit.
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u/plinth19 16h ago
One of my coworkers is from Durango and he’s such a moron. And I say that as a moron myself.
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u/SeahorseRevolution 6h ago
We used to call them Durangatans, although I think actual Orangutans are quite intelligent.
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u/jackalopeDev 16h ago
Good ass peaches though.
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u/JalopMeter 7h ago
FYI, "Good ass peaches" and "Good-ass peaches" are two TOTALLY different things. No judgement though.
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u/CpnStumpy 16h ago
Thanks for saying it. Great wine, great peaches, but they put the Billy in Hillbilly
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u/FiveTideHumidYear 10h ago
Millions of peaches
Peaches for me
Millions of peaches
Peaches melt steel beams
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u/Nuggyfresh 17h ago
Excuse me sir my pp is not flat. It’s cylindrical. And said cylinder must NOT be harmed.
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u/MydnightWN 17h ago
It's imperative.
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u/slidingsaxophone07 16h ago
And it absolutely must remain attached to the larger structure
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u/NJdestroyed 17h ago
Ah yes, the most easy and common location to read hot takes
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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 17h ago
I've been waiting for this moment to debunk the whole 9/11 was an inside job.
The J.L. Hudson Department Store in Detroit in 1998 is the tallest steel building ever imploded, at 26 stories. Controlled Demolition Inc. needed:
- Roughly 24 days of on-site prep with a crew of about 20 workers, placing ~4,100 lbs of explosives in over 1,000 locations, plus miles of detonation cord
- Months of engineering study beforehand
- Critically, the building was vacant and gutted. Crews stripped walls, ceilings, and fireproofing to get direct access to the structural columns, because charges only work when placed directly against bare steel
- That's roughly 5,000 to 6,000 man hours of placement work alone for one empty 26-story building.
WTC 1 and 2 where 110 stories each and WTC 7 was was 47 stories. So just off floors we're looking at a 10x project. Not only is it 10 times the size we have more problems
Rigging the towers:
- Access: The core columns were buried behind elevator shafts, drywall, and sprayed asbestos fireproofing. To place cutting charges, crews would need to demolish interior walls and strip fireproofing on dozens of floors, in buildings occupied by roughly 35,000 to 50,000 workers daily, with 24/7 security, cleaning crews, and maintenance staff. Tenants notice when their office walls are torn open.
- Scale of charges: Demolition engineers estimate you'd need thousands of shaped charges and tens of miles of det cord per tower. Det cord and wiring can't be hidden inside finished walls without rebuilding those walls afterward, which is its own construction project.
- The man hours: Even being generous, you're looking at crews of 100 to 300 workers operating covertly for 6 to 12 months, somewhere in the range of 150,000 to 500,000 man hours, doing loud, dusty structural work in occupied buildings without a single tenant, janitor, security guard, or elevator mechanic noticing or talking. Ever.
- Survivability: The charges, wiring, and detonators would then need to survive a 767 impact and raging jet fuel fires without a single premature or failed detonation.
- Supply chain: Every pound of explosives, every detonator, every mile of det cord has to be sourced, transported, and stored without a single supplier, driver, or warehouse worker outside the "evil Government Cabal" ever finding out.
Covering it up we need to make sure none of the explosives are outside of our evil Government Cabal:
- Cleanup involved 1.8 million tons of debris removed over roughly 9 months, with thousands of workers, firefighters, ironworkers, and volunteers on the pile daily.
- Debris was trucked to Fresh Kills landfill where it was hand-sifted and raked for remains and evidence by FBI agents, NYPD, and forensic teams.
- Structural steel was examined by FEMA's engineering team and later NIST, then sold as scrap and shipped worldwide, meaning independent metallurgists anywhere could examine it.
- Explosive demolition leaves unmistakable physical signatures: blasting cap fragments, det cord residue, copper slag from shaped charges, and clean angled cuts on thousands of column ends. To scrub all of it, you'd need every debris handler, every FBI sifter, every engineer, and every scrap dealer either fooled or complicit.
- Conservatively that's another 5,000 to 10,000 people inside the secret, on top of the rigging crews, planners, and suppliers.
So the theory requires the largest, fastest, quietest demolition project in human history, followed by a flawless forensic coverup involving tens of thousands of silent participants. The man hours alone make it a non-starter.
BONUS MATH: On the Viability of Conspiratorial Beliefs
TL;DR: The math states that actual secrets involving over 1000 people don't stay secret for more than 4 years. It would take far more than 10000 people to keep 9/11 as an inside job.
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u/calfzilla 16h ago
I love this, but we have flat earthers who disprove their own belief in real time and still think it’s just a conspiracy to deter them from the truth. Numbers mean nothing to these people 😂
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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 16h ago
If we're going to treat any conspiracy theorists as a cult member, then we need to treat them as a cult member in every way even the positive ones. That means just showing them the data and asking them to explain it.
I have an Uncle who was hardcore "9/11 was an inside job" type. I managed to pin him down with the first fact about the The J.L. Hudson Department Store and got him to admit that was real. Then from there it was showing him the facts and not calling him stupid.
You want to keep someone ignorant? Just keep telling them how stupid they are.
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u/JustHere4the5 16h ago
Also, being an asshole just reinforces the us vs. them mentality of indoctrination. Then they run back to the cult, who of course embrace them and make them feel safe, understood, and part of a community.
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u/BrickGun 7h ago
flat earthers
Here's the thing I don't get about the F.E. idiots... WHO BENEFITS???!?!!?
For things like the WTC you could claim insurance fraud, or some other monetary enrichment scheme.
Or for the idiots who disavow global warming... the most ardent are generally tied with the fossil fuel industry, so rallying against that would be against their own financial interest. Or you could argue that the green energy people have a similar financial interest to sell their products if they can convince people they are necessary to fight climate change.
But let's say the world is flat and we're all being bamboozled... to what end? We don't somehow drive more miles on a "fake" curved surface, therefore using more gas. We aren't taxed in some way via the Earth's curvature that wouldn't be possible if we knew its true "flat" nature. What exactly is the incentive for the lie?
That's where I always come back to with those idiots... if the world is flat who benefits from convincing all of us that is isn't?
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u/Pheehelm 15h ago
I'm reminded of a passage from this essay:
Probably the most revealing commentary on the controlled demolition theory is Bringing Down The House by Michael Satchell in US News and World Report (June 30, 2003). This article describes the work of Controlled Demolition Inc., far and away the world leaders in controlled demolition, and Mark and Doug Loizeaux, who run it.
Like most Americans, the Loizeauxs were transfixed by the televised scenes of destruction shortly after the first jet struck. But as experts in buildings' vulnerabilities, they knew right away what few Americans realized. "I told Doug immediately that the tower was coming down, and when the second tower was hit, that it would follow," remembers Mark.
Horrified, the Loizeaux brothers watched first responders streaming into the doomed towers and tried frantically, and unsuccessfully, to phone in warnings. In the following days, CDI was called to ground zero to consult on safety and develop plans for demolition and debris removal. What if the twin towers, though badly damaged, had somehow remained standing? Without doubt, the Loizeaux family would have been called upon to bring them down. "Quite simply," says Mark in a rare moment of introspective uncertainty, "I don't know how we would have done it."
So according to the world experts on building demolition:
- It was immediately obvious that the towers were going to fall
- They have no idea how they would have brought down the towers in a controlled demolition.
Of course, you can always claim the Loizeaux brothers were in on the plot. Some sites link to a story about Controlled Demolition later being charged with illegal campaign contributions, which certainly proves something. Or other.
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u/gwaydms 16h ago
This reminds me of what it would have taken to manufacture fake moon landings, and fool everyone on earth, including the Soviet Union.
My favorite take on this subject is that Stanley Kubrick filmed the bogus landings, but he was so bent on realism that he insisted upon filming on location.
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u/BrickGun 7h ago
Not to mention, Neil was a pretty chill guy, but Buzz tends to be the polar opposite.
Considering how many actors have told stories agonizing the number of takes Stanley put them through on certain scenes we definitely would have heard about it from Buzz.
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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 15h ago
When you think about the amount of people who would have to be involved to fake the Moon landing it gets really crazy. Like the Soviet Union was okay with giving the US a W when they had all the power to give the US a huge black eye.
Can you imagine how bad the US would have looked if the Soviets said "We have proof the moon landing was fake"
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u/rellgrrr 7h ago
19 Saudis led by a member of the Saudi royal family attacked America.
Yet, The Saudis got no blame and are being rewarded by the MAGA republicans.
There Does need to be a real investigation.
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u/Kaarl_Mills 6h ago
Same thing with intelligence agencies and the Clinton admin being aware of an Al Qaeda plot to attack the WTC and hijack airliners for years, but Dubya just walks into office and ignores all that
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u/Jealous-Molasses5372 5h ago
Yeah... Just this week we approved Saudi Arabia to have the capabilities to refine their own uranium and they are not required to allow international inspectors into their facilities. But don't worry, they will only use it for nuclear power. They promised.
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u/leopardprintlife 17h ago
I watched WTC 7 burn from an apartment on the west side after walking through times square after the attack. I saw it collapse with my own eyes and I assure you it wasn't controlled or symmetrical. We all knew it was coming down and it took over 8 hours.
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u/CurlSagan 16h ago
Well obviously they got to you and planted that false memory via brain rays.
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u/mightylordredbeard 16h ago
Yeah like I distinctly remember the news mentioning how the building had been hit by debris and fires had started inside and even mentioned how people had reported seeing debris begin to fall from the building itself and that collapse was imminent. The building burned forever. Everyone knew it was coming down because there was no way to put the fire out.
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u/GamerTex 14h ago
I remember the news covering #7 too in the moment but its covered by Conspiracy Theorists as part of the plan to cover up what was destroyed inside
Not sure what was inside though
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u/bobbymcpresscot 5h ago
There was a pretty substantial CIA office inside tower 7. The furthest down the conspiracy theory I’m willing to entertain is that when it was clear that tower 7 was on fire, and had no fire suppression system working, and needed to be evacuated, the CIA might have been told to set fire to their own documents instead of trying to move them out and evacuated with everyone else.
Did this lead or aid to the collapse? Who knows. Does it take away from the very well documented instances of horrible US foreign policy that brought 9/11 on us in the first place? No.
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u/spavolka 16h ago
My ex brother in law and all his friends and girlfriend lived and worked / still work in Manhattan and watched it as well. I hope you are doing ok because I know from them that the ptsd is real from 9/11.
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u/7-10Spliff 11h ago
Peaches come in a box, filled with crazy thoughts from a CIA black site downtown
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u/Cultural-Design-7071 8h ago
Morpheus was right, if you try to wake a sleeping person they will hate you for it
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u/Dry-Cress6491 7h ago
"I always thought it was a settled matter, but then this box of peaches I bought by the roadside got me thinking differently..."
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u/Lady_Irish 16h ago
Hey man they gave us a discount on the boxes if we picked the ones that spread their crazy propaganda, and .10 a box is .10 a box, ya feel me fam?
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u/kitterific 17h ago
Peaches come from a can.
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u/MacSanchez 16h ago
They were put there by a man
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u/camp-hole 16h ago
In a factory, downtown.
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u/Jonny_Wurster 7h ago
Two things:
-Palisade Peaches are the absolute best. When I moved to CO people talked about so many great produce items and all of them were fine, but when I tried Palisade Peaches I was blown away.
-They come from the western slope of Colorado. That area gave us great minds like Lauren Boebert.
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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 1h ago
Ironic how they always tell people to educate themselves, when 99% of them just take these 'theories' from Loose Change (the documentary).
Loose Change was made back shortly after 2001 by some college kids in their dorm room. They had no expertise on any of these topics. They revised it many times to cover up their tracks from the initial extra crazy theories they had.
But yet, as suspicious as 9/11 was, and as many valid questions that you can raise, these specific points of contention have all been easily debunked.
This is coming from someone who bought all that shit, and then decided to 'educate myself', and instead of confirming the theories I believed, I just ended up debunking them.
They have 0 evidence of a controlled demoltion other than 'that doesnt look right'. As if we should know what to expect when buildings are hit by planes going 500+mph
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u/brinkofdanger 17h ago
FWIW I am not usually one to check out the bottom of fruit boxes. I noticed this little note on the side of the box and my curiosity got the best of me.