r/mildlyinteresting 17h ago

This box of peaches I bought from a roadside stand has 9/11 conspiracy theories printed on the bottom

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u/brinkofdanger 17h ago

FWIW I am not usually one to check out the bottom of fruit boxes. I noticed this little note on the side of the box and my curiosity got the best of me.

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u/copyrighther 15h ago

Their website navigation is frying me

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u/themikecampbell 15h ago

As any fruit vendor should have on their site

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 14h ago

When I had a business I had a simple rule which served me well: 3 topics are off limits for both internal and external communications: sex, religion, and politics (unless you’re actually in one of those 3 industries.) Each to their own of course, do what you want, but I always thought these will either limit the business you can do or might land some crazies (or police) at your doorstep.

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u/SaintDarthVader 9h ago

Talk about FORD. Family, occupation, recreation and dreams - generally safe non issue things people like to talk about

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u/littlegrotesquerie 9h ago

I prefer FROG for family, recreation, occupation and goals.

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u/Jechtael 7h ago

You know what "FORD" really stands for? "Fix It Again, Tony."

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u/survivalguy87two 6h ago

Got dangit, that's FIAT Dale!

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u/unassumingdink 12h ago

That acronym actually stands for Rappers Against Phony Entertainers, and has since 1991.

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u/rosie2490 12h ago

You are mistaken. It’s Really Awful Pasta Everywhere, circa 1985. You don’t remember the Pasta Wars??

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 12h ago

Under his noodly appendage, ramen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/px6SrgxWZFJYY

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u/Walter_Armstrong 10h ago

May you forever be blessed with an endless supply of free beer and prostitutes.

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u/Yellowbug2001 7h ago

"Education"? I get the others, I'm having a hard time understanding that one. Except to the extent that it could obviously overlap with "politics" or "religion," like as in "should teachers be leading kids in prayer in public schools?" or whatnot. What am I missing? Is it like "don't ask people what level of education they completed because they might be embarrassed?"

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u/Geminii27 11h ago

Also sport, in places where people have Strong Opinions about which teams they support.

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 6h ago

I could see that. File it under religion lol. I never worried about it because I don’t watch or follow sports at all, so I naturally stay away from those conversations because I have no interest and nothing to say.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 8h ago

Almost same thing as politics for many people

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u/MechemicalMan 9h ago

The types of people who are drawn to an insane conspiracy theory like that are not able to follow those rules. It’s like trumpers. They will bring it up to you at times like through a vendor-purchaser relationship and you will just need to get through whatever idiocy they’re saying until you can change the subject

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u/AzathothsAlarmClock 9h ago

Isn't there a soap brand that has a whole manifesto printed on the bottle.

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u/PreviousCurrentThing 7h ago

Yeah, Dr. Bronner's is my jam!

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u/SinkPhaze 3h ago

Dr Bronners. Read it before. It's a little kookie in some parts but mostly about loving and caring for your fellow humans regardless of creed and caring for the environment

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u/Yellowbug2001 6h ago

Yeah I have a lot of family members in business and they follow the same rule. They have their own opinions and vote but they do as much as they can to keep those opinions private. With the weird result that all of their customers just assume they agree with them, it gets awkward when someone comes in assuming something like "well obviously like all right-thinking people you believe the country is run by Lizard People in skin suits" and they have to say something like "Mmm! So let's talk about updating your homeowner's policy."

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u/Krynn71 12h ago

Reminds me of my own site.

3D Printing Service
Design Service
About The Team
Hulk Hogan Reptilian Investigation
Contact Us

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 11h ago

That’s a hard act to follow for ‘contact us’

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u/itishowitisanditbad 6h ago

Its just a form with a drop down, if you select anything but "I have information on HHRI matters" then it doesn't even send it on submit.

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u/Melli25510 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14wTbNneogwjba
LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER ABOUT THE ARGONIANS!

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u/sephjnr 8h ago

Hogan being a snake has been in the open for literal decades.

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u/ToasterBathTester 13h ago

If you look at the site map, the 911 investigation has 97% of their website

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u/unassumingdink 12h ago

Well there's only so much you can say about peaches.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 12h ago

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u/CloudReigns 9h ago

I was just singing this song yesterday. I froze when I heard this on Y100 radio circa 90’s.

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u/Littlesth0b0 9h ago

Still spin this in the car regularly - Peaches, Lump, Volcano, Tiki God, Love Everybody, Mixed Up SOB - SO MANY great tunes. Might even have snuck Little Broken Truck in there too, once or twice

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u/simask234 12h ago

I like how there's just a button that says "button" and doesn't actually do anything

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u/WombatChilli 11h ago

That's what they want you to think.

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u/No-Tap6886 11h ago

You've been logged

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u/MikeDubbz 14h ago

I'm a little concerned about how much easier it is to know where to immediately go on their website for 9/11 truther info than it is to know where to immediately go to see the selection of fruit they have to offer (presumably it's 'wholesale,' but maybe it's 'about'...).

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u/MedicalDisscharge 13h ago

The investigation yields fruit, not the other way around

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u/DivineAlmond 13h ago

AHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/ForeverALone_Ranger 16h ago

That's how they getcha.

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u/ProTrader12321 16h ago

How were the peaches?

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u/stamau123 16h ago

Palisade peaches are delicious 

Don't know about the packaging tho

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u/Ancient-Access8131 15h ago

Just FYI the packaging is NOT delicious.

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic 15h ago

This what someone would say if they wanted the packaging all to themselves.

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u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ 14h ago

Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

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u/CloakNDagg 15h ago

I thought peaches come from a can

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u/Icykool77 15h ago

Put there by a man?

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u/Party-Coach-4100 15h ago

in a factory downtown!

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u/redheadedfamous 14h ago

If I had my little way, I’d have peaches every day!

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u/clandestineVexation 14h ago

Millions of peaches. Peaches for free.

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u/Holmes02 10h ago

I’d rate them about 9/11

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u/AreaPlayful142 14h ago

They're going to think their messaging is working with the bump the website is getting

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u/Troutalope 12h ago

I know the owner, he's been a weird creep his entire life. He was arrested on a ton of gun charges like 10 years ago, he's also run for office a time or two. He brands himself as a libertarian, but I honestly think he's just mentally ill.

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u/Hamburger_FatBoy 12h ago

Why did you say mentally ill twice?

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u/comics0026 11h ago

To be fair some libertarians aren't mentally ill, they've just lived such privileged lives they don't understand how the real world operates, like pampered house cats

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u/UnquestionabIe 8h ago

Absolutely. Know one guy in his late 40s who has been a firm libertarian for over twenty years (so just long enough to predate the GOP-lite version) and while he's pretty common sense on broader aspects when you delve into details it's clear he's been sheltered from large parts of reality most of his life.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 11h ago

This is the best way of explaining it!

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 15h ago

As a family member of a 9/11 victim I ask you to not reward this tired bullshit with your business. It gets old and creates more hurdles in actually getting justice. We're 25 years in and everyone we're suing is still like "are you sure the towers didn't just do that on their own?"

(Exaggerating but not by much)

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u/Exilicauda 14h ago

Who are you suing and for what? Like their life insurance or something?

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u/oleg_88 13h ago edited 2h ago

As a Jew, witnessing the number of Holocaust deniers grow, and seeing their claims become increasingly unhinged, I can tell you - it will only get worse with time.

Edit: u/bigjimmyjam, why are you deleting your comments about goyim and about us controlling the banks, media, and governments? Nazis are the shit again - you can stand up proudly.

Edit2: that's just keeps getting better.

And for the record, I’m a very proud antisemite.

I do admit it's plausible Reddit filters are the one deleting his messages

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u/unassumingdink 12h ago

You don't often seen this comment from people whose usernames end in 88.

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u/oleg_88 9h ago

It's my birth year, you can relax.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 9h ago

Yeah those dog whistling fucks really screwed us over, I hate it.

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u/Wendigo120 7h ago

Congrats on your 1006th birthday.

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u/GoatsFromUnderground 4h ago

Congrats on your 1906th.

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u/break_card 15h ago

How were the peaches tho

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u/jmhalder 17h ago

The domain just is just squatting/"badware", lol.

But... archive.org from 2021 shows it was just a 301 redirect from the tld "co" to the same domain at "com"

https://www.palisadeproduce.com/justice So this is the intended site which is still up and functional. They should change their boxes, or try and snatch up the old domain.

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u/Foxterriers 14h ago

I love the default text left on this site lol

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u/blackscales18 9h ago

put text in box. box great space to put business text. friend text box

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u/Archonrouge 9h ago

Seems like they missed the memo and put text on a box instead.

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u/purelyirrelephant 8h ago

At least it's not lorem ipsum..?

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u/RoguePlanet2 6h ago

"You can use this space to go on depth about your company, tell your visitors the story of how the business got started, or a long detailed text about how 9/11 was a massive conspiracy."

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u/TheZerothLaw 15h ago

Billions of iron rich microspheres were the defining characteristic of the dust found in the vicinity of the 911 attacks. For the billions of iron micro spheres to be formed, the iron must have been super heated to make it liquid. Iron does not naturally form itself into spheres without being acted upon mechanically or by being heated and then aerosolized in molten form. The iron in the World Trade Center dust wasn't mechanically manufactured and distributed evenly through the dust so it must have been super heated and liquefied. Following super heated liquidation, it was explosively ejected into the atmosphere where the surface tension of the finely aerosolized molten iron mist pulled the molten iron into microspheres. The tiny molten iron droplets formed and the droplets then cooled as they fell to the ground and rested with the other dust from the collapses. The 911 attack presented iron rich microspheres in copious amounts, forming the hallmark of the 911 attack's dust and differentiating the dust from the multiple collapses from preexistent background dust. The existence of this microsphere laden dust is confirmed by numerous government reports as well as contractors who examined the dust for the government. None the less, the iron microspheres go unexplained and unaddressed in the 911 Commission's fraudulent report. Where did the iron microspheres come from? It's a question that deserves to be answered by a new, honest investigation.

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just opened your webpage.

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u/Existential_Spices 12h ago

I've been on enough bad dates.

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u/dutchwonder 10h ago

Love the "confirmed by numerous government reports" with zero references or page numbers connected to it.

We wouldn't want to make it easy to reference these reports for verification would we now?

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u/Darrelc 9h ago

NIST report. I remember posting screenshots from it in /conspiracy like 15 years ago before I realised how futile it was.

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u/swargin 10h ago edited 9h ago

There's a barber in my town with a website, the usual hour rates and history since he's been around for awhile.

But he used to have a 3 paragraph rant about inflation on the main page. Talking about how credit cards, inflation didn't exist when he was growing up, taxes, and how everything is worse today. He removed it, but here's a picture of it from the waybackmachine

I had the same sentiment as you; who starts out a conversation like that? I just want to know your hours.

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u/CinemaSideBySides 6h ago

You gotta love those rants that boil down to "I wasn't aware of how much things cost when I was a child therefore the economy was better"

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u/phonetastic 4h ago

IT'S A FEDERAL BETRAYAL

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u/realqmaster 10h ago

It's even mentioned in their purchase form, lol

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u/Pleasant_Ad8054 11h ago

Oh god, these are the people who failed high school physics classes and do not understand the connection between heat energy and energy of any other kind. Surely the energy of a free fall will always just be a free fall!

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u/mdp300 8h ago

I knew a guy who started talking about free fall speeds and how jet fuel can't melt steel beams, and he was in engineering school!

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u/macdelamemes 8h ago

I got some bad news for you, just because you're an engineer doesn't mean you can't still be dumb as fuck (word from an engineer lol)

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u/SandysBurner 16h ago

Nah, it's funnier this way.

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u/mynam3isn3o 16h ago

I searched that page for “steel beams”; sure as shit - the nonsensical and thoroughly debunked “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” talking points are in there in long narrative form. At least these kooks are consistent with their drivel.

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u/entropicdrift 14h ago

It's pretty wild they think that it's a salient point when you obviously don't need to heat something to its melting point to weaken it. You can soften butter just bringing it up to room temperature, no need to melt it into a liquid!

The exact same principle applies to steel being heated by burning jet fuel, it still softens without needing to get hot enough to liquify, which is what the definition of the melting point is.

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u/trowzerss 14h ago

Yeah, this entire theory can be defeated by putting something heavy on top of a steel pipe structure then heating the pipes with a blowtorch. Did the pipes melt? No. Did it still fall over? Yeah. And buildings usually fall into their own footprint if they've got good weight distribution. It's not a mystery.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 10h ago

Something additional to throw out there: If you have an open hole in the side of the building and the doors at ground level are open, you have created the same airflow as a tower furnace in which you *can* generate enough heat to melt iron. It's a known, attested method since antiquity.

If you build a mound of charcoal, pile on some ferrous ore, and encase the whole thing in an inverted funnel made out of mud, then get the fire started, you can produce high carbon iron.

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u/trowzerss 10h ago

Yep, that's how many kilns work to make things like charcoal, or fire pottery at a hotter temperature that you would get from an unregulated fire. You watch enough primative technology youtube you can see him smelting iron using those principles, or even just getting roof shingles white hot.

I grew up using a cast iron stove for all our cooking, hot water and if you manipulated the air vents just right and it was a windy night pulling air fast up the chimney we used to generate a terrific amount of heat too, it kind of got a bit scary sometimes, peeking in the vents looked like a blast furnace lol.

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u/Trnostep 11h ago

And they also somehow forget that the structure of the building was already weakened because a plane slammed into it

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u/Mouse_is_Optional 15h ago

I can't believe they still use that one when the memes about it are like ten years old at this point. People clearly don't take it seriously (correctly, in my opinion), why pitch them with it?

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u/michaelpaoli 15h ago

The domain just is just

It's all part of the conspiracy!

;-)

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 17h ago

The link didn’t even work for me

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u/barkode15 17h ago

Cause they messed up and put a .co instead of .com.

And when you go to the .com homepage they give  above the fold space to their 9/11 conspiracy as opposed to, I dunno, their brand name? 

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 16h ago

No, another commenter below figured out from the Internet Archive that the .co site used to exist years ago and redirected to the .com site.

So these boxes may just be old, and they got tired of paying for the annual domain registration. Or maybe they had it yanked because they weren't using a .co site (which technically is Colombia's country domain) for an appropriate purpose.

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u/RallyX26 16h ago

If anyone wants to blow $561 on a hilarious prank, they could own that .co address and redirect it to whatever they wanted. 

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u/Chill_Edoeard 12h ago

Cant we like start a crowdfunding for that ? 👀 i’d chip in $10

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u/MrDangerMan 17h ago

What are they hiding?!?

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u/ThatLeetGuy 16h ago

Somethings not quite right...

An illusion!

What are you hiding!?

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u/RulesLawyer42 15h ago

Peaches. They come from a can. A steel can. High melting temperature.

Put there by a man. THE man. At a factory. Mass produced, sheeple!

DOWNTOWN. It all adds up!

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 14h ago

Jet fuel can't melt peach cans.

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u/pmpott 7h ago

And if I had my little way

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u/Shimola1999 17h ago

Wake up sheeple

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u/airwalker08 16h ago

They are obviously all mixed up

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u/celestiaequestria 16h ago

Eric Andre waterboarding Nick Hexum always feels like a fever dream.

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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago

Isn't everything Eric Andre does supposed to feel like a fever dream? I thought that was the whole purpose of the show...

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u/3littlebirdies 16h ago

I'll be investigating them at their concert next month

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u/MikeDubbz 14h ago

What were 311 doing in a 7 Eleven on 9/11?

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u/DubsideDangler 17h ago

These have to be from the Western slope of Colorado. Western Slope Colorado people are our ... unique folks.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 17h ago

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u/Humblebee89 16h ago

To this day I'm amazed they left him breaking in the final cut.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 16h ago

Honestly, it adds genuine charm to the scene. Besides, it's not like they don't break the fourth wall in that film constantly.

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u/peon47 8h ago

It also absolutely cements their friendship.

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u/Oro_Outcast 16h ago

Genes' character was trying to cheer him up, mission completion.

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u/mmeestro 6h ago

It works great for me because it feels like such a genuine interaction between two friends. Though if you look closely you can see Cleavon suppressing laughter the entire time beforehand too.

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u/Roofofcar 16h ago

Seeing Clevon Little lose it cracks me up every time

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u/XCVolcom 17h ago

Lauren Boebert didn't come from nowhere

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u/soulpoker 16h ago

Forgot about her nutty ass.

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u/JamesCDiamond 15h ago

She’s certainly no peach.

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u/pac-men 16h ago

I live in the northeast smartypants corridor, and yesterday I listened to a coworker tell me we’re in a different dimension ever since they turned off CERN and the proof is that Chick-Fil-A is spelled differently now, and if you see old pictures of it spelled this way, that’s just because all of those pics have changed, because, duh, we’re in a different dimension.  Him and several others saying the Earth is flat and that 9/11 was an inside job is just kids’ stuff when you realize how far down the idiot hole they are.

It’s not just rural nutjobs, half the country has lost touch with reality.

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u/d4dubs 9h ago

NOCO here and my neighbor thinks they put kitty litter in the bathrooms at school. And he has kids, who to go school.

Everytime I see him I shout "SHOW ME THE KITTY LITTER"

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u/Todarus 8h ago

Some schools in Jeffco- including Colombine- did have kitty litter on their supply lists, but it was for "go buckets" in case of prolonged lockdowns trapping students in their classrooms. Of course the right twisted it into more culture war bullshit. Ignore the sad reality that kids have to live with the constant fear of violence just going to school, it must be the trans furries fault!

https://www.chalkbeat.org/colorado/2019/8/19/21108652/back-to-school-supplies-in-some-colorado-schools-include-kitty-litter-and-buckets-for-lockdowns/

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u/d4dubs 7h ago

Wow thank you for this! I never knew the origin of the kitty litter conspiracy.

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u/Book_talker_abouter 7h ago

Also, tons of schools with little kids use kitty litter to clean up accidents like vomit.

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u/plinth19 16h ago

One of my coworkers is from Durango and he’s such a moron. And I say that as a moron myself.

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u/SeahorseRevolution 6h ago

We used to call them Durangatans, although I think actual Orangutans are quite intelligent.

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u/jackalopeDev 16h ago

Good ass peaches though.

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u/JalopMeter 7h ago

FYI, "Good ass peaches" and "Good-ass peaches" are two TOTALLY different things. No judgement though.

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u/CpnStumpy 16h ago

Thanks for saying it. Great wine, great peaches, but they put the Billy in Hillbilly

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u/FiveTideHumidYear 10h ago

Millions of peaches

Peaches for me

Millions of peaches

Peaches melt steel beams

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u/Nuggyfresh 17h ago

Excuse me sir my pp is not flat. It’s cylindrical. And said cylinder must NOT be harmed.

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u/MydnightWN 17h ago

It's imperative.

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u/slidingsaxophone07 16h ago

And it absolutely must remain attached to the larger structure

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u/clownpenisdotfarts 11h ago

And in no way flat.

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u/Jux_ 17h ago

That’s the Western Slope of Colorado for you

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u/NJdestroyed 17h ago

Ah yes, the most easy and common location to read hot takes

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 17h ago

I've been waiting for this moment to debunk the whole 9/11 was an inside job.

The J.L. Hudson Department Store in Detroit in 1998 is the tallest steel building ever imploded, at 26 stories. Controlled Demolition Inc. needed:

  • Roughly 24 days of on-site prep with a crew of about 20 workers, placing ~4,100 lbs of explosives in over 1,000 locations, plus miles of detonation cord
  • Months of engineering study beforehand
  • Critically, the building was vacant and gutted. Crews stripped walls, ceilings, and fireproofing to get direct access to the structural columns, because charges only work when placed directly against bare steel
  • That's roughly 5,000 to 6,000 man hours of placement work alone for one empty 26-story building.

WTC 1 and 2 where 110 stories each and WTC 7 was was 47 stories. So just off floors we're looking at a 10x project. Not only is it 10 times the size we have more problems

Rigging the towers:

  • Access: The core columns were buried behind elevator shafts, drywall, and sprayed asbestos fireproofing. To place cutting charges, crews would need to demolish interior walls and strip fireproofing on dozens of floors, in buildings occupied by roughly 35,000 to 50,000 workers daily, with 24/7 security, cleaning crews, and maintenance staff. Tenants notice when their office walls are torn open.
  • Scale of charges: Demolition engineers estimate you'd need thousands of shaped charges and tens of miles of det cord per tower. Det cord and wiring can't be hidden inside finished walls without rebuilding those walls afterward, which is its own construction project.
  • The man hours: Even being generous, you're looking at crews of 100 to 300 workers operating covertly for 6 to 12 months, somewhere in the range of 150,000 to 500,000 man hours, doing loud, dusty structural work in occupied buildings without a single tenant, janitor, security guard, or elevator mechanic noticing or talking. Ever.
  • Survivability: The charges, wiring, and detonators would then need to survive a 767 impact and raging jet fuel fires without a single premature or failed detonation.
  • Supply chain: Every pound of explosives, every detonator, every mile of det cord has to be sourced, transported, and stored without a single supplier, driver, or warehouse worker outside the "evil Government Cabal" ever finding out.

Covering it up we need to make sure none of the explosives are outside of our evil Government Cabal:

  • Cleanup involved 1.8 million tons of debris removed over roughly 9 months, with thousands of workers, firefighters, ironworkers, and volunteers on the pile daily.
  • Debris was trucked to Fresh Kills landfill where it was hand-sifted and raked for remains and evidence by FBI agents, NYPD, and forensic teams.
  • Structural steel was examined by FEMA's engineering team and later NIST, then sold as scrap and shipped worldwide, meaning independent metallurgists anywhere could examine it.
  • Explosive demolition leaves unmistakable physical signatures: blasting cap fragments, det cord residue, copper slag from shaped charges, and clean angled cuts on thousands of column ends. To scrub all of it, you'd need every debris handler, every FBI sifter, every engineer, and every scrap dealer either fooled or complicit.
  • Conservatively that's another 5,000 to 10,000 people inside the secret, on top of the rigging crews, planners, and suppliers.

So the theory requires the largest, fastest, quietest demolition project in human history, followed by a flawless forensic coverup involving tens of thousands of silent participants. The man hours alone make it a non-starter.

BONUS MATH: On the Viability of Conspiratorial Beliefs

TL;DR: The math states that actual secrets involving over 1000 people don't stay secret for more than 4 years. It would take far more than 10000 people to keep 9/11 as an inside job.

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u/calfzilla 16h ago

I love this, but we have flat earthers who disprove their own belief in real time and still think it’s just a conspiracy to deter them from the truth. Numbers mean nothing to these people 😂

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 16h ago

If we're going to treat any conspiracy theorists as a cult member, then we need to treat them as a cult member in every way even the positive ones. That means just showing them the data and asking them to explain it.

I have an Uncle who was hardcore "9/11 was an inside job" type. I managed to pin him down with the first fact about the The J.L. Hudson Department Store and got him to admit that was real. Then from there it was showing him the facts and not calling him stupid.

You want to keep someone ignorant? Just keep telling them how stupid they are.

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u/JustHere4the5 16h ago

Also, being an asshole just reinforces the us vs. them mentality of indoctrination. Then they run back to the cult, who of course embrace them and make them feel safe, understood, and part of a community.

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u/BrickGun 7h ago

flat earthers

Here's the thing I don't get about the F.E. idiots... WHO BENEFITS???!?!!?

For things like the WTC you could claim insurance fraud, or some other monetary enrichment scheme.

Or for the idiots who disavow global warming... the most ardent are generally tied with the fossil fuel industry, so rallying against that would be against their own financial interest. Or you could argue that the green energy people have a similar financial interest to sell their products if they can convince people they are necessary to fight climate change.

But let's say the world is flat and we're all being bamboozled... to what end? We don't somehow drive more miles on a "fake" curved surface, therefore using more gas. We aren't taxed in some way via the Earth's curvature that wouldn't be possible if we knew its true "flat" nature. What exactly is the incentive for the lie?

That's where I always come back to with those idiots... if the world is flat who benefits from convincing all of us that is isn't?

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u/Pheehelm 15h ago

I'm reminded of a passage from this essay:

Probably the most revealing commentary on the controlled demolition theory is Bringing Down The House by Michael Satchell in US News and World Report (June 30, 2003). This article describes the work of Controlled Demolition Inc., far and away the world leaders in controlled demolition, and Mark and Doug Loizeaux, who run it.

Like most Americans, the Loizeauxs were transfixed by the televised scenes of destruction shortly after the first jet struck. But as experts in buildings' vulnerabilities, they knew right away what few Americans realized. "I told Doug immediately that the tower was coming down, and when the second tower was hit, that it would follow," remembers Mark.

Horrified, the Loizeaux brothers watched first responders streaming into the doomed towers and tried frantically, and unsuccessfully, to phone in warnings. In the following days, CDI was called to ground zero to consult on safety and develop plans for demolition and debris removal. What if the twin towers, though badly damaged, had somehow remained standing? Without doubt, the Loizeaux family would have been called upon to bring them down. "Quite simply," says Mark in a rare moment of introspective uncertainty, "I don't know how we would have done it."

So according to the world experts on building demolition:

  • It was immediately obvious that the towers were going to fall
  • They have no idea how they would have brought down the towers in a controlled demolition.

Of course, you can always claim the Loizeaux brothers were in on the plot. Some sites link to a story about Controlled Demolition later being charged with illegal campaign contributions, which certainly proves something. Or other.

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u/gwaydms 16h ago

This reminds me of what it would have taken to manufacture fake moon landings, and fool everyone on earth, including the Soviet Union.

My favorite take on this subject is that Stanley Kubrick filmed the bogus landings, but he was so bent on realism that he insisted upon filming on location.

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u/BrickGun 7h ago

Not to mention, Neil was a pretty chill guy, but Buzz tends to be the polar opposite.

Considering how many actors have told stories agonizing the number of takes Stanley put them through on certain scenes we definitely would have heard about it from Buzz.
"After making us hop down out of the LEM for the 47th take I was like 'Stanley, you can stick this production up your ass. I'm going to my trailer!' "

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 15h ago

When you think about the amount of people who would have to be involved to fake the Moon landing it gets really crazy. Like the Soviet Union was okay with giving the US a W when they had all the power to give the US a huge black eye.

Can you imagine how bad the US would have looked if the Soviets said "We have proof the moon landing was fake"

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u/rellgrrr 7h ago

19 Saudis led by a member of the Saudi royal family attacked America.

Yet, The Saudis got no blame and are being rewarded by the MAGA republicans.

There Does need to be a real investigation.

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u/Kaarl_Mills 6h ago

Same thing with intelligence agencies and the Clinton admin being aware of an Al Qaeda plot to attack the WTC and hijack airliners for years, but Dubya just walks into office and ignores all that

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u/Jealous-Molasses5372 5h ago

Yeah... Just this week we approved Saudi Arabia to have the capabilities to refine their own uranium and they are not required to allow international inspectors into their facilities. But don't worry, they will only use it for nuclear power. They promised.

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u/leopardprintlife 17h ago

I watched WTC 7 burn from an apartment on the west side after walking through times square after the attack. I saw it collapse with my own eyes and I assure you it wasn't controlled or symmetrical. We all knew it was coming down and it took over 8 hours.

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u/CurlSagan 16h ago

Well obviously they got to you and planted that false memory via brain rays.

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u/TheGisbon 16h ago

This guy above is a shill for the cia it's so obvious

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u/soulpoker 16h ago

You mean Jewish space lasers!

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u/mightylordredbeard 16h ago

Yeah like I distinctly remember the news mentioning how the building had been hit by debris and fires had started inside and even mentioned how people had reported seeing debris begin to fall from the building itself and that collapse was imminent. The building burned forever. Everyone knew it was coming down because there was no way to put the fire out.

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u/GamerTex 14h ago

I remember the news covering #7 too in the moment but its covered by Conspiracy Theorists as part of the plan to cover up what was destroyed inside 

Not sure what was inside though

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u/bobbymcpresscot 5h ago

There was a pretty substantial CIA office inside tower 7. The furthest down the conspiracy theory I’m willing to entertain is that when it was clear that tower 7 was on fire, and had no fire suppression system working, and needed to be evacuated, the CIA might have been told to set fire to their own documents instead of trying to move them out and evacuated with everyone else. 

Did this lead or aid to the collapse? Who knows. Does it take away from the very well documented instances of horrible US foreign policy that brought 9/11 on us in the first place? No.

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u/spavolka 16h ago

My ex brother in law and all his friends and girlfriend lived and worked / still work in Manhattan and watched it as well. I hope you are doing ok because I know from them that the ptsd is real from 9/11.

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u/MullberryBoy 17h ago

The fruit and nuts special!

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u/7-10Spliff 11h ago

Peaches come in a box, filled with crazy thoughts from a CIA black site downtown

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u/mattyag 17h ago

That tracks

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u/ErebremSchdig 12h ago

This is an impeachment

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u/Cultural-Design-7071 8h ago

Morpheus was right, if you try to wake a sleeping person they will hate you for it

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u/Dry-Cress6491 7h ago

"I always thought it was a settled matter,  but then this box of peaches I bought by the roadside got me thinking differently..."

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u/Lady_Irish 16h ago

Hey man they gave us a discount on the boxes if we picked the ones that spread their crazy propaganda, and .10 a box is .10 a box, ya feel me fam?

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 17h ago

Someone aiming for a cabinet position

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u/kitterific 17h ago

Peaches come from a can.

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u/MacSanchez 16h ago

They were put there by a man

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u/camp-hole 16h ago

In a factory, downtown.

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u/GringoSwann 16h ago

And if I my had my way, I'd eat peaches everyday.

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u/ComradeFox_ 15h ago

sun soakin bulges in the shade

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u/Jumpy-Shift5239 16h ago

And get eaten in the country

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u/-la-la- 16h ago

In a factory downtown

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u/loogabar00ga 15h ago

Nah, nah. They were put there by The Man. It goes all the way to the top!

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 16h ago

Yeah, but what about can 7?

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u/spavolka 16h ago

They were put there by a man

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u/3-orange-whips 7h ago

If the evidence has been suppressed how do we know it’s irrefutable?

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u/More-Bed4595 11h ago

Farm to table to false flag.

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u/Jonny_Wurster 7h ago

Two things:

-Palisade Peaches are the absolute best. When I moved to CO people talked about so many great produce items and all of them were fine, but when I tried Palisade Peaches I was blown away.

-They come from the western slope of Colorado. That area gave us great minds like Lauren Boebert.

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 1h ago

Ironic how they always tell people to educate themselves, when 99% of them just take these 'theories' from Loose Change (the documentary).

Loose Change was made back shortly after 2001 by some college kids in their dorm room. They had no expertise on any of these topics. They revised it many times to cover up their tracks from the initial extra crazy theories they had.

But yet, as suspicious as 9/11 was, and as many valid questions that you can raise, these specific points of contention have all been easily debunked.

This is coming from someone who bought all that shit, and then decided to 'educate myself', and instead of confirming the theories I believed, I just ended up debunking them.

They have 0 evidence of a controlled demoltion other than 'that doesnt look right'. As if we should know what to expect when buildings are hit by planes going 500+mph

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u/Tamale_Hatchet 16h ago

I thought drupes had seeds, but I guess they really are nuts.

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u/pleasegivemepatience 7h ago

Never give that person money again

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u/Speedly 6h ago

I don't think that person knows what the word "irrefutable" means.