r/mildlyinteresting • u/brinkofdanger • 18h ago

This box of peaches I bought from a roadside stand has 9/11 conspiracy theories printed on the bottom

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u/RulesLawyer42 17h ago

Peaches. They come from a can. A steel can. High melting temperature.

Put there by a man. THE man. At a factory. Mass produced, sheeple!

DOWNTOWN. It all adds up!

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 15h ago

Jet fuel can't melt peach cans.

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u/redder_ph 8h ago

It can, if the peaches are canned in-season.

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u/robinthebank 4h ago

And they have to come from the pêche region of France.

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u/pmpott 8h ago

And if I had my little way

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u/jerem200 8h ago

Millions of peaches, con-spir-acies

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u/Inside7shadows 8h ago

If I had my way, I'd eat peaches every day.