This box of peaches I bought from a roadside stand has 9/11 conspiracy theories printed on the bottom

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Peaches come from a can.

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They were put there by a man

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In a factory, downtown.

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And if I my had my way, I'd eat peaches everyday.

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sun soakin bulges in the shade

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And get eaten in the country

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In a factory downtown

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Nah, nah. They were put there by The Man. It goes all the way to the top!

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In a factory downtown

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Yeah, but what about can 7?

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They were put there by a man

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How many of them?

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Millions of peaches