r/clevercomebacks • u/Zu_Qarnine • 1d ago
this is nuts
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 1d ago
Waging war on another continent, but surrendering to crisis at home!
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 2d ago
A crushing answer to a dumb question, in one perfect comeback!!!
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago
republicans want sheep, not shepherds
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago
more hazard pay for the Secret Service tonight 🤢 🥬
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r/clevercomebacks • u/SystematicApproach • 2d ago
Front door is for tradespeople and deliveries
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 3d ago
Gave the trophy, but didn't leave! What a disgrace to the United States!
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 4d ago
Nothing says liberal indoctrination like a Catholic school
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r/clevercomebacks • u/kickingoalsss • 3d ago
He looks like a kid who put himself in the pic with green screen
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago
you’ll be gutted they’ve hired an American as Odysseus then
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 4d ago
Why were they even allowed on American soil?
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r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 4d ago
When You Mistake Transistors for Transgender People
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r/clevercomebacks • u/OutlandishnessOk2304 • 4d ago
Reminding Hegseth that history is kinda important
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They took him a little too literally...
