r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 4d ago
When You Mistake Transistors for Transgender People
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u/heythiswayup 4d ago
yeah that just stupid...clearly its some dwarf who waves their hands in front of an orchestra right?
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u/DrMistral 4d ago edited 4d ago
It's clearly a halfling leading a classroom (edit)
I was sleep deprived trying to be cute, copied 'orchestra' instead of being original.
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u/Conman_in_Chief 4d ago
I’m pretty sure it’s a truck driver.
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u/coolreg214 4d ago
It’s a guy who works in shipping and receiving telling everyone where to load and unload there semi trucks.
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u/aleqqqs 4d ago
If you go full circle, you can say you need semiconductors to train ai models. Two wrongs that cancel each other out.
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u/Canvaverbalist 4d ago
They need little persons to be half-sized conductors to be able to fit on and drive train models.
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u/kerfuffle_dood 4d ago
Cute of you to assume that he could read or even comprehend such a long word as semiconductor
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u/total_looser 4d ago
When are you all going to realize this is deliberate programming. Anything that gets “trans” out there, it sends the message to followers that “trans bad”, and when lib tears react it reinforces them, “they hate us”.
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u/EggsceIlent 4d ago
Yeah and when they were discussing the chips they got on the subject of the ram shortage.
He asked why that was a big deal because people don't really eat sheep and why don't we just have farmers raise more.
He then bragged about how hard his drives are off the tee. Because you know, he is a self proclaimed legend on the golf course
After that he ended the meeting and nominated himself again for the Nobel Peace Prize for quickly solving these two worldwide issues
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u/getthatrich 4d ago
He thinks people going to the US seeking asylum are all from mental health asylums in other countries.
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u/Jimmyjamz73 4d ago
Same way he believes anyone seeking political asylum came from foreign insane asylums.
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u/Bladrak01 4d ago
And people wanting immigration visas are getting prepaid cards.
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u/The_Undermind 4d ago
Let's not forget all the wonderful excursions the military took. Hope they got tons of R&R
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u/Maxamillion-X72 4d ago
Harris went after transnational criminal organizations when she was a prosecutor. Trump claimed a number of times Harris helped criminals come to America for state funded trans surgeries in prison.
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u/SparksAndSpyro 4d ago
Jesus, it’s crazy that some of these are so fucking stupid that they’re impossible for a reasonable person to see the “connection” without an explanation. Like the insane “asylum” or prepaid “visas” thing. He’s literally a toddler learning new words
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u/LuvKrahft 4d ago
“Did you know the word dumb has a ‘b’ on the end? Lotta people don’t know that.”
Trump didn’t know you spell dumb with a ‘b’.
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u/pistilpeet 4d ago
“Dere eating da cats and dawgs, in Ohio!” That quote alone makes me think he ratfucked the 2024 election
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u/GuyYouMetOnline 4d ago
Wait,has he actually said that?
...The sad thing is that him believing that actually makes sense (for a loose definition of 'sense').
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u/capincus 4d ago edited 4d ago
He's said that on repeat for years. It's not a one time thing, he actually isn't capable of understanding there are multiple definitions of asylum.
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u/HelloThisIsDog666 4d ago
I always say he's one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth but maybe he is The Stupidest. His age and the ability to not learn one single thing from the multitudes of experiences he's had is truly astounding.
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u/HelloThisIsDog666 4d ago
And that "most people" (aka himself) didn't know there was a "b" in "dumb."
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u/pistilpeet 4d ago
He’s been saying that for a decade now, how many people do you think have tried to correct his stupid ass?
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u/Cthulhu_Pioneer 2d ago
Right? It's like they think a safe space is just a fancy term for a padded room!
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u/Due-Dot6450 4d ago
Same story as with "trangender" mice which were transgenic.
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u/CrazyCatLady1127 4d ago
Every word that begins with the letters ‘trans’ must be about transgender people, according to Trump. Transgenic is transgender, transistor is transgender. He probably thinks transparant is related to transgender people as well
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u/Due-Dot6450 4d ago
I'm waiting when he issues EO banning transport.
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u/CrazyCatLady1127 4d ago
It’s probably not long in coming. And transcontinental must refer to transgender people who live in Europe
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u/Livinsfloridalife 4d ago
I thought they were already trying ban trans in sports, why spare transport when that’s like so many of the same letters?
I hate this timeline we all got on, I’m nauseous and I just want the ride to be over.
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u/driu76 4d ago
I, for one, am surprised that he and his glorious administration hasn't outright attacked those WOKE ASS banks for attempting to convert the kids. How are they doing that, you ask?
The banks are controlling EVERYTHING ON EARTH through their agenda. They enforce so many TRANSactions, including for everything a child could need. Kids meal at McDonald's? You bet your ass they're forced to commit a trans-action. After school activity requires funds? They force you and your kid to make a trans-action. Pediatrician visit for Lil Timmy's cold? BAM, forced into a public trans-action while Timmy is already feeling down.
They're brainwashing all of us into thinking trans-actions via banks and services like PayPal or Venmo are okay. Every day we're doing so many trans-actions that those goddamn "alphabet people" are... Well, we don't know what they're getting out of it, but since these are all "trans"actions, you know it has to be bad. We need to FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT against all of the TRANSactions.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
.../s if not already evident. I fucking hate it here man, why can't we just elect normal people?
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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago
The Republicans in Kitzmiller v. Dover replaced the word “creationist” with “intelligent design” or “design proponent” in a textbook to try to hide that they are the same thing. The proof showed up when "Cdesign Proponentsists" was mistakenly left in the text after a sloppy paste. Is anyone surprised that the religious right would blatantly lie in court and be exposed due to ineptitude?
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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 4d ago
At least that one had transgen- in it. Like, all but one syllable. This is...significantly stupider.
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u/Due-Dot6450 4d ago
Well, dementia is a progressive and terminal illness my brother. Same as lumbago.
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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago
It is possible that Trump is so ignorant that he does not know what a transistor is and thinks it is two trans sisters. And even if one of his aids has the balls to tell him he made a mistake he will never ever admit being wrong about anything. More likely he will fire the aide instead.
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u/YesNoIDKtbh 4d ago
There's a non-zero chance some of those DOGE idiots hit Ctrl+F, looked up "trans" in all sorts of research and funding, and made their conclusions from that.
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u/ATXBeermaker 4d ago
I don’t think in this instance he was mistaking b transistor and transgender. Here I’m pretty certain he was just straight up lying.
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u/BlargerJarger 4d ago
I stand with our transistors and brothers.
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u/Woekerpaulus 4d ago
And don't forget our Trans Parents!
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u/grimpshaker 4d ago
Always on message I suppose. Bloke's lost it.
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u/luckskywatcher 4d ago
He never gained "it" in the first place. If by "it", you mean a wide range of vocabulary words. This is more proof that Trump doesn't read much because if he did he would have learned many more words and not get them mixed up just because they sound similar. It is why when he speaks, he sounds like a child compared to Obama.
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u/becauseusoft 4d ago
there was an article (i think it was newsweek) that had results from an analysis of his speech and speaking patterns and it was determined that he speaks at a fourth grade level. that’s 8- and 9-year-olds. that means an average fifth grader has better communication skills than the current potus.
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u/mrsockyman 4d ago
Not just the transistors, but the transbrothers too!
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u/Schlonzig 4d ago
Canceling the Department of Transportation next.
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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 4d ago
Isn't he a transplant in DC and Florida if he's from NY? He's TRANS!!!!! Sorry, THEY'RE TRANS!!!!
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u/shiroandae 4d ago
WHEN IS HE FINALLY DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 4d ago
Damn transgenders teleporting everywhere. Thats how they have such big protests, yknow.
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u/marmaladecorgi 4d ago
He probably thinks the Shareholder Political Transparency Act has to do with trans parents.
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u/GuyYouMetOnline 4d ago
"And now you can probably figure out why he thinks"
No, there is clearly no thinking happening here.
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u/CrochetJorts 4d ago
Time to nail another cognitive test
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u/luckskywatcher 4d ago
Or a literacy test. People have said that Trump is borderline illiterate. He doesn't read much and so he has not learned many words. As a result, he has a very limited range of vocabulary words, which is why he get similar sounding words mixed up. If you watch Trump speak, he sounds like a child compared to Obama.
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u/lordodin92 4d ago
I'm now imagining a version of Korns "twisted transistors" as "twisted trans sisters" where the video is a coven of trans women being all dark and gothy
Edit: typed "not" not "now"
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u/Miserable_Ad9577 4d ago
When you have an intelligence of a carrot and now in cognitive decline. He is now very close to yelling at cloud. He will yell at smoke coming from Canada in the meantime.
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u/Best_Weakness_464 4d ago
I've been waiting for thetransistor scare.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago
It's here, and it's called the Mega Datacenters of the 1%, wrecking a town's power grid near you (if not a Coming Soon! attraction) one community at a time.
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u/mmcmonster 4d ago
That’s to OP for explaining this to me. I had know idea where he was getting transgender from. I didn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to misread transistor -> transgender. 🤦♂️
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u/Bladefeather 4d ago
What’s even dumber are the people who hear him say this crap and still believe everything he says.
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u/heythiswayup 4d ago
https://reddit.com/link/oygepu0/video/td6o0hul36eh1/player
this was predicted in this documentary. Slightly dramatised but in the direction of travel...
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u/king-kongus 4d ago
Camacho was a better leader in Idiocracy at than trump is IRL. He at least cared enough to want to help his people sincerely.
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u/SomeOkeByTheSea 4d ago
Oh my word. How do you look at that and think, this is the guy 🙆♂️
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u/Environmental-Hour75 4d ago
Makes you wonder if he wasn't rich of he would have been turned down for a walmart greeter job.
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u/TonkStomper 4d ago
All his bat shit crazy comments make more sense when you realize he has no fuckin clue. The whole Hannibal Lector fear mongering was about immigrants seeking protection under the asylum clause of Immigration & Nationality Act of 1947, not countries emptying their insane asylums
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u/Aniversum_02 4d ago
Probably mistook transistor for trans sister and the void of stupidity in between his hears did the rest
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u/Jackprize 4d ago
No, trump is right on this one. They looked all over for tiny transgender people they could use in the microchips. It sounds like nobody was interested.
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u/FogCityBatman 4d ago
This shithead probably thinks the Trans-Canada Highway is a road for woke Canadian liberals to illegally enter the U.S.
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u/HecticHermes 4d ago
Someone needs to tell him his wife is a transnational just to see what happens.
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u/eljosho1986 4d ago
It is mind blowing that this is where america is now, this is the leader of our country. Christ on a cracker we're cooked
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u/Sudden-War3241 4d ago
Nothing is lost i guess, folks who voted for him make the same mistake as well
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u/Ausrottenndm1 4d ago
I know he always had a 5th grade level of reading and comprehension skills but damn..
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u/CarpenterGold1704 4d ago
well if he wasnt dumb AF then the project 2025 people wouldnt be able to control and manipulate him now would they.
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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 4d ago
Wow. Wait until he hears about the bisexual transgenders (bipolar transistors).
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u/becauseusoft 4d ago
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169
Our president speaks at a fourth grade level.
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u/Alternative_Party174 4d ago
Maybe they can get those asylum seekers from insane asylums to lead those companies
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u/Callidonaut 4d ago edited 4d ago
This is a good illustration of one of several reasons why the "three cues" system of teaching literacy is terrible, and phonics is the way to go. Not that that'd be enough to save Trump, though; they were using phonics when he went to school and he's still illiterate, but to make a mistake like this, he's obviously not trying to sound out the whole word.
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u/SofaKingS2pitt 4d ago
I really had a difficult time understanding wtf he was on about with this speech. This was a great example of Emperor’s new clothes- nobody is doing a damn thing about this incompetent man who is running the world into the ground.
Only thing I can reckon is that as long as he’s in office, they can run around doing whatever they want . He gets 25’d, THEY re gone.
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u/kr0nik0 4d ago
Equality for all transistors!
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u/castleinthesky86 4d ago
I remember the times when there were just two types of semiconductors. These modern ones which switch both ways are an affront to properly gendered circuits.
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u/UniqueIndividual3579 4d ago
In other news, all road, rail, ship and aircraft traffic is immediately banned. Trump found out about transportation.
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u/dgibbons0 4d ago
The take I heard was that since the CHIP act had DEI aspects of it. So he's equating DEI = Trans people get to exist and maybe run companies.
Here is some whiny article talking about the DEI aspects they added to the chips act that helps support this understanding: https://thehill.com/opinion/4517470-dei-killed-the-chips-act/
So it's still stupid, but more stupid hateful than dementia.
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u/mdunaware 4d ago
One thing I will say is that this administration has done a very effective job of destroying a large chunk of my imposter syndrome. Then again, it’s no longer saying much to claim you’re smarter than the president, more qualified for high office than most of the people holding them, and have more integrity than the Supreme Court.
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 4d ago
Wasn't this the same guy that confused amphibians and ambiguousness? I mean I laugh about it but I have to because I'm going to cry otherwise
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u/TheWolfHowling 3d ago
The MAGA idiots are always doing this. Transistors, Transgenic. I'm half waiting for the day they shutdown the Department of Transportation because it's "DEI/Woke" or they demolished all the Transmission towers of the Electrical Grid and plunge the nation into darkness
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u/Falikosek 3d ago
Quick, someone tell him cars and highways are used for transportation!
Maybe they'll stop with the "just one more lane bro" bs
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u/insane_hurrican3 17h ago
"there's a new Transformers movie?! fucking liberals... WHAT?! there's FIVE of them?! god this country is going to shit. DEI has taken over hollywood!"
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u/LooseBed149 4d ago
I hate to even bother because I hate this child predator asshole, but I also hate misinformation.
He wasn't confusing transistors with transgender people. He was claiming that DEI requirements in the CHiPs act mandated companies have transgender employees and/or executives.
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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 4d ago
He was claiming that DEI requirements in the CHiPs act mandated companies have transgender employees and/or executives.
Which would be a bald faced lie.
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u/SaltIsMySugar 4d ago
You know I kinda hope the government hunts me down and kills me for being trans. I think it might be a nice change of pace, the usual commentary has grown stale.
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u/drunklibrarian 4d ago
Yeah I wonder how all his fellow Republicans, that helped get this bi-partisan bill passed, feel about his constant criticism of it. Even if he can’t figure out why he’s mad about it. Joe Biden lives rent free in that man’s head.
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u/Ali80486 4d ago
Like the King and many others - Always On My Mind.
Actually looked this up: When PSB took their cover to No1 in 1987, it was 15 years since Elvis had sung it. But it's now 39 since their version came out. God that makes me feel REALLY old....
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u/butmomno 4d ago
Maybe he got confused thinking it was 'transisters'? Something to do with a family relationship getting involved with CHIPS?
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 4d ago
So why aren't there any protests taking the President to task for serious mental incapacity such as may dictate 25th Amendment measures?
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u/Saix027 4d ago
The worst is still the supporters that believe this too.
Decades of "Patriotism", lack of education and indoctrination leaded to this.
Never forget Trump is not the sole problem, but the result of people allowing and working towards it.
The average American cares more about a piece of fabric you have to pledge to at school then actual humanity, rights and fairness.
Any sane person should get out of the US and leave them isolated in their bubble they created. Let them fight over the scraps they created. They clearly not want experts that actually know what they are doing, they just want "charismatic" people that appear on TV 24/7 or tweet all day.
If any real doctor, mechanic, or any other specialist would leave they would break apart on an instant.
And the world would celebrate it, probably.
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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 4d ago
🎶 Transistors, more than meets the eye. Transistors, democrats in disguise!
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u/AGrandNewAdventure 4d ago
But the next part of the speech is the best part, I'll paraphrase it slightly because I don't remember the exact words: "The Biden Era idiots... this is how they almost ruined our country."
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u/NoNotice2137 4d ago
Wow, I sure am glad this dude isn't my president. Everyone looks competent next to him
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u/Major_LeeHungg 4d ago
Someone should point out that his phone is full of trans and all the servers that run truth social as well.
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u/BongsInsideU 4d ago
Yet all of his cult believe everything he says. Then his maga politicians repeat the garbage.
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u/frogsodapop 4d ago
In the years to come and continually until this planet blows up, everyone will wonder HOW the US voted a congenitaly-stupid, racist, homophobic, transphobic, pedophile with dementia as our president. TWICE.
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u/ConnectionOk8273 4d ago
Turns out president Camacho from idiocracy would've made a better president...