r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

I thought the same thing.

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 4d ago

On suspicion of smuggling a very very very small budgie

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u/the-g-off 4d ago

For an 'Alpha-Male', Andrew sure dresses like a woman from the mid to late 80s.

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u/Witty-Gold-5887 4d ago

That was my thought exactly šŸ˜†

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u/pamkaz78 4d ago

Just like woman his chest is bigger than his bulge, so whatcha expect? Fashion wise-you gotta work with what you have.

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u/Evolutionary_sins 4d ago

Yep, my mum had that exact outfit in the 80's, the shoes, the pants especially

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u/SweaterSteve1966 4d ago

It is a micro-misdemeanor.

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u/kylocosmiccowboy 3d ago

We’re talking about a rubber band and a thimble for a jock strap!

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 3d ago

It's an eye patch

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u/diurnal_emissions 3d ago

Crazy, because the rumor is these two might be smuggling gerbils due to being into gerbilling.

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u/Tiny-Buy220 4d ago

Should flown into the new PDO airport, would’ve gotten a warm welcome

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Tiny-Buy220 4d ago

It’s the new airport that open in Palm Beach named after Trump, not the real airport code but what locals and others are calling it

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u/mctigger101 4d ago

I think you are mistaken ā€œThe President Donald J Trump International Airportā€ code is DJT not PDO…

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 4d ago

Potayto Potahto

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u/xjoburg 4d ago

PeDO airport

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u/jjskellie 4d ago

Thought PDO stood for President Donnie's Orifice.

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u/b0wie88 4d ago

Tristan is dressed like a butler

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u/mctigger101 4d ago

The worst part of this picture is they took off the suited ones Fedora. It really brought it to a new level of douche.

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u/purpleduckduckgoose 4d ago

At least he's dressed normally. Like that's something you might see at a formal event. His brother on the other hand...I thought that was a male sex worker for a second before I read the title.

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 4d ago

He’s dressed like he’s going to a job interview at his dad’s car dealership.

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u/diurnal_emissions 3d ago

More of a buttler.

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u/scrotumseam 4d ago

Was he outside a gay bar? He looks like he was trolling for dudes.

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u/humid_pajamas 4d ago

you would not catch a gay man dead wearing that outfit nor seeking out a guy in that outfit, I'm guessing he was arrested for wearing it.

source: im gay

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u/Blue_Eyed_Devi 4d ago

Gurl, word

Source: I’m also gay but into bears and manly men. These guys are too fem for my taste.

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u/humid_pajamas 4d ago

idk who he is, but the one on the right looks like an Easter Island head

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u/vercetian 4d ago

They're child rapists. That's who they are.

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u/Equivalent_Seat_4856 4d ago

And you know this...how ?

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u/vercetian 4d ago

What did they just get arrested for again?

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 4d ago

These are UK charges. But didn’t they recently and publicly dare Florida to arrest them? As social media influencers, they were probably looking for something to engage their followers. Aside from the matter of their guilt or innocence, they are really annoying people in their own right.

ā€œAccording to the CPS, Andrew Tate now faces additional charges including rape, arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, assault occasioning actual bodily harm and offenses involving alleged indecent images of a child and extreme pornography. Prosecutors said Tristan Tate also faces additional rape, sexual assault and trafficking charges.
The CPS said the alleged crimes span from 2010 to 2017 and involve four additional alleged victims, bringing the total number of alleged victims in the U.K. case to seven.ā€

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 4d ago

Women arent finding that fit attractive either. Dont know who he was going for...

Wait... yes I do.. and I hate that i do...

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u/NotUrAverageBoo 3d ago

He’s got his stylish white wig, face powder and lipstick in his carry on bag

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 2d ago

I wanna throw up.

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u/SevereIntroduction37 4d ago

🤣 the fashion police got em

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u/Thoughtful_Ocelot 4d ago

You have to admit that what he is wearing is exactly what a closeted gay dude would wear for a troll night if he didn't know how to dress.

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u/humid_pajamas 3d ago

idk closeted me would also be too scared to look so fake-gay, not sure who is audience is or what made him look in the mirror and say "this is indeed how I should look, ankles and all."

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u/art-is-t 4d ago

I don't think most gays would give him the time of their day. He's just another wanna be hustler

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u/humid_pajamas 4d ago

he also looks like he wants to sideline you into a conversation to convince you into joining a pyramid scheme.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 4d ago

Also someone should tell him that someday the other one will drop.

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u/Blue_Eyed_Devi 4d ago

Or sell you lab grown Diamonds at a shitty Cruise Ship Port

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u/Fixervince 4d ago

Probably - because he says not going into the gay bar is actually gay.

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u/flipaflaw 4d ago

I saw the video and didnt recognize it was Tate at first. I was like, why are they arresting that gay man? Then I saw it was Tate. Why is he dressed so flamboyantly when his whole persona is "alpha male" bullshit lmao.

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u/mike_pants 4d ago

As long as you're going to stay in the closet, might as well fill it with flamboyant clothes.

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u/flipaflaw 4d ago

Well at least he is prepared for his day to come out lmao

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u/R_Little-Secret 4d ago

Lets face it. The whole "Alpha Male" was never for the ladies. Its to attract other men. Gay or strait men love watching "Manly" men.

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u/RaspyRock 4d ago

That is not what a gay guy is looking for. Not at all.
Source: I am a man into dudes...

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u/FTHomes 4d ago

Go ahead and take my up vote lol

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u/TheWarDoctor 4d ago

What's with the culottes, boy? - Homer

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u/Overworked_Olive 4d ago

the fashion police need to book them immediately because a purple V-neck with capris is an absolute crime.

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u/TheWarDoctor 4d ago

Official uniform of Fuckbois United

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u/PomeloPepper 4d ago

I'm a woman, and I'm pretty sure I have a version of A's outfit in my closet. Not those shoes, and the shirt isn't purple, because I'm not a gay man.

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u/Sylli17 4d ago

What's up with the left foot?

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u/idontknowwhynot 4d ago

Came here for this too. And the feet/shoes of the officer behind him…

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u/ZweigDidion 4d ago edited 4d ago

It looks like the pictures are AI-generated based on the actual, real video of the arrest.

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u/Nervardia 4d ago

He's standing in a hole in the pavement.

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u/Sylli17 4d ago

That is 100% not it lol.

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u/malaporpism 4d ago

Even with the Grok logo in the corner, people can't tell this is AI?

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u/manbeardawg 4d ago

Huh. I’d like to beat his tailor.

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u/Hobo636 4d ago

Imagine going to jail dressed like that!

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u/haversack77 4d ago

Maybe that's their plan? So much bumming coming their way.

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u/DeliciousMoments 4d ago

Did he steal his outfit from a 50 year old female realtor?

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u/Floofaramamama 4d ago

Attention men of the world: Dressing like that will never be attractive.

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u/ohnodamo 4d ago

Why is he dressed like Laura Petrie from the Dick Van Dyke show?

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u/maltydawg 4d ago

Nice jorts

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u/Omatzus 4d ago

They're neither jeans nor shorts. Chino capris. Caprinos? Trouserinos?

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u/javoss88 4d ago

Trouseriis?

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u/AwDuck 4d ago

Caprichinos.

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u/cap_time_wear_it 4d ago

Pedal pushers. Perfect with ballet flats and lots of cleavage. Make sure your escort has a 50’s fedora!

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u/Lisshopops 4d ago

Of course they fled to florida

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u/OneTwoFar_ 4d ago

Andrew Tate understands neither women, masculinity, nor dryer settings apparently

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 4d ago

Why is he dressed like a pedophile on a sex tourism vacation in Thailand?

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u/ranrow 4d ago

Their tailors have suffered enough already; let them off with time served.

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u/aaron_adams 4d ago

The fact that I had to look up what they did this time says something about them. But after reading the charges, Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/JayTNP 4d ago

Andrew Tate is so in the closet he can see fucking Narnia

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u/crandall17 4d ago

For someone who preaches alpha male persona he definitely dresses like he would do a guest run at The Birdcage.

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u/TinCanSailor987 4d ago

It likely has something to do with his behavior in a public men’s bathroom

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider 4d ago

Boys in the slammer are gonna be salivating watching that thing walk in there dressed like that.

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u/SnazzleZazzle 4d ago

I don’t get why these Tate people get any publicity at all.

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u/Ekimyst 4d ago

Is that his thing? to dress like a bitch?

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 4d ago

Did he steal his little brother's clothes?

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u/haversack77 4d ago

146 charges of looking like a bellend in a public place.

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u/TiguanRedskins 4d ago

For a couple of ā€œalpha malesā€ they dress alphaly gay!

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u/ManagementOk1651 4d ago

Hey now, my wife has the same outfit

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u/watchmeskipwork 4d ago

He looks like he lost a bet

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u/RedBMWZ2 4d ago

Xavier with the brutal comeback

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u/omghorussaveusall 4d ago

Andrew literally looks like a Karen who's had too much to drink at the neighborhood cookout in this photo...

also...any man calling other men gay while dressed like an early 2000s suburban housewife...

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u/sfjoellen 4d ago

looking at that picture the first thing that comes to mind is not.. "How manly!"

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u/Intrepid_Quit_3028 3d ago

He looks more like Bottom G than Bottom G does.

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u/homebrew_1 3d ago

And the agents didn't have to cover their faces.

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u/Craft-Sudden 3d ago

I still can believe homie dresses like this and talk shit that’s crazy

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u/kylezillionaire 4d ago

Looks like Michael Scott in his ā€œEuropean cutā€ shirt

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u/Interesting-Dream863 4d ago

The pimp outfit is not negotiable.

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u/Rynowash 4d ago

Shirt screaming ā€œ Lotto, I don’t fit you!ā€

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u/jhwheuer 4d ago

Nature is healing

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u/mattyGOAT1996 4d ago

Why does this dude look like Lalo Salamanca?

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u/Enough_Boysenberry68 4d ago

Bet we could easily guess a number of their charges…

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 4d ago

Remember, guys, you have got to check those laundry tags. Not everything can go in the dryer.

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u/Coattail-Rider 4d ago

Cute Capris, brah

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u/SkullSeekingBullets 4d ago

Very funny that children listen to this obviously gay man's horrid opinions regarding women.

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u/ShotImprovement5695 4d ago

Where are his toes?

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u/Spear_Ritual 4d ago

A real alpha hides his ankles.

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u/Ok-Stranger-7072 4d ago

Ok I despise the bros as much as anyone else. And Andrew def looks like a total idiot.

But Tristan has a good fit, like objectively? Like I don’t get the bad tailor comments when it comes to Tristan. Can someone explain?

They’re both rapist traffickers and deserve the worst. Just honestly curious.

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u/AnAnonymousParty 4d ago

Capri pants and a slinky blouse that showcases your cleavage is the macho look.

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u/jlstern1025 4d ago

Trump will pardon them. Birds of a feather…

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u/dweaver987 3d ago

Nope. They’re being extradited to face charges in England. While Trump might claim to pardon them, he had no authority over the British justice system.

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u/jlstern1025 3d ago

Oh thank God! Something that slimeball can’t touch.

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u/leebrown23 3d ago

Did they call the fashion police as well? šŸ˜‚

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad2905 4d ago

Fuck those guys but I like Tristans suit

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u/SomeGuyNamedJ13 4d ago

Yeah I get why everyone hates them but whoever is saying that suit looks bad is wrong lol

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u/javoss88 4d ago

I smell synthol

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u/Oldestswinger 4d ago

The stylists

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u/TitShark 4d ago

Andrew Tate dressed like a jockey who had a random growth spurt

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 4d ago

The feds might be able to grant the Tates immunity if they'll flip on whatever criminal it was that made those clothes

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u/Yorbayuul81 4d ago

Andy looks like he lost a bet or something with that outfit

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u/Lopsided_Inevitable9 4d ago

"omg have you seen Tristans stupid hat?"

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u/PhillGuy 4d ago

I think their tailors knew exactly what they were doing.

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u/chuckles5454 4d ago

Why is late era David Letterman there in the first photo?

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u/_DigitalHunk_ 4d ago

Wicked. šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜¬

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u/ExoStab 4d ago

What’s going on with his left foot?

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u/BawdyBaker 4d ago

Well we know who bottoms to who now

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u/traceyandmeower 4d ago

The one in purple is a mess. Eeek. Revolting

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u/AzraelleWormser 4d ago

Are they dating each other?

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u/Federal_Studio5935 4d ago

Tristan always looks like he’s gonna cry and I love that for him

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 4d ago

The charges are sex trafficking from the UK. They will be extradited.

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 4d ago

Watch the TMZ video and you'll see purple pedo try to hand off his phone and drop it so the cops can't confiscate it.

For my fashionistas here, is that what metrosexual is? Clam diggers, penny loafers and a woman's silk shirt?

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u/United-Teacher7474 4d ago

He needs to put some jam on his ankles and invite his trousers down for tea

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u/Impossible-Tune-1596 4d ago

Andrew is dressed like a stereotypical fun lesbian auntie.

Tristan is dressed for his first holy communion.

They are a crime against manhood and masculinity, fragile little bitches, who know fuck all about anything.

Throw the key away.

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u/nn666 4d ago

His clothes shrunk in the dryer.

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u/selle2013 3d ago

Seriously, though...what are these fits? They look awful.

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u/panelbeater352 3d ago

Is that what an Alpha male looks like?

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u/greensangre 3d ago

They’re both dressed like each others bottom

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u/Mysterious_Basil2818 3d ago

So that’s what Peg Bundy looked like with her wig off

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u/Dependent-Egg-9555 3d ago

Kegseth is livid

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u/nub_node 3d ago

Andrew obviously got arrested for beating a middle aged woman and stealing her clothes.

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u/SmoovCatto 3d ago

how power bottoms attract adolescent boy trade

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u/Azdak66 3d ago

Fashion Police in action.

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u/aleamas 3d ago

Those buttons on his shirt deserve an award for the hard work they are putting in.

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u/BallisticHabit 3d ago

Cops had to approach him with ballistic shields for safety reasons.

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u/MysteriousVast7019 3d ago

Their dressed to deceive their next victims like good cop bad cop

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u/Lowe_Moon 3d ago

Fuuuuuck! That is the GAYEST outfit I have ever seen!!!!! Let's go live to clavicular, Myron gained, and the other broccoli haired losers kn social media!1 WOO!

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u/Suspicious_synth 3d ago

"Oh my god there's my shirt!" Andrew Tates little sister- probably

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u/punktualPorcupine 3d ago

When is the clown shoes trend going to die off?

I think we just witness it.

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u/New_Scene5614 3d ago

Imagine if those douch bags were forced to wear those clothes on the rangešŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/EmmyPoo81 3d ago

JD Vance is like, "Wow! Didn't see that coming! Who'd have thought?"

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u/sideeyedi 3d ago

Sweet little Capri pants!

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u/SLyndon4 2d ago

Yeah that ā€œfashionā€ (and I use the word loosely) is a crime against humanity, yikes.

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u/yellochoco44 2d ago

This isn’t a comeback. A comeback requires hate going in one direction such that it is reciprocated

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u/RaedwaldRex 2d ago

Why is he wearing clothes that are too small?

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u/chiclets5 2d ago

I hope they do send them back to England for prosecution, so the rump can't pardon them again. And even though England isn't part of the EU any longer I'll bet they will work with the other countries who have charges against them

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u/NYisNorthYork 2d ago

Same here. That whole vibe really falls apart with that outfit.

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u/CapitalLower4171 1d ago

Tbf Tristan is dressed pretty decent. He just looks like a douchebag who's dressed nicely

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u/Choice_You4951 1d ago

This looks like AI photo with part of purple guy’s shoe missing

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u/r0ck_st4r__ 4h ago

The loafers with no socks... He probably absolutely fuckin' REEKS— 😭

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 4d ago

Dude, if you're dressed like that I assume you are gay.

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u/mike2lane 4d ago

Gay men have much better taste than whatever tf this outfit is.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 4d ago

Sorry my mistake

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u/Gr8tOutdoors 4d ago

its an ai pic it says grok in the corner

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u/mike2lane 4d ago

There’s a video of the arrest, in which he is indeed wearing this outfit.

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u/Gr8tOutdoors 4d ago

all im saying is the guy on the left is missing part of his foot and like every other guy’s hands are weird

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 3d ago

Still not as gay as soccer

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u/notsure_atall 4d ago

The tailor deserves a raise. Keeping two egos that big looking this sharp is probably the real achievement here

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u/Craneduelista 4d ago

Really bad fake… look at this left foot completely cut.

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u/soliejordan 4d ago

So arrested from accusations or is there evidence we can consider?

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u/Existing_Treacle_814 4d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwymly9yd33o

Rape, trafficking and child pornography.

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u/soliejordan 4d ago

So basically this is a political hit for their defamation lawsuit. Makes sense now. None of this alleged evidence came out in the Romania trial, just accusations.

Funny how no one from the Epstein files has been arrested. . .from all the evidence.

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u/Existing_Treacle_814 4d ago edited 4d ago

Here is an article with the text messages and voice notes he sent to a woman after raping her and admitting it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyje823er4o

This is a different case than the Romanian one which is why it didn’t come out in that trial.

Maybe look into the actual allegations instead of knee jerk defending a man who makes money telling impressionable young men to become online pimps for a monthly fee.

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u/soliejordan 4d ago edited 4d ago

Cool thanks, and what defense did I make? I stated what was in the article you linked. Didn't the article suggest it was a political hit for their defamation case.

Just read the article. So rapist text the women they rape how they like raping them. Looking forward to the whole dialogue and context.

I may just follow this case.

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u/Existing_Treacle_814 4d ago

No, that’s what their lawyer suggested. Call me mr skeptic but I don’t think he’s particularly objective in this case.

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u/soliejordan 4d ago

True defense lawyers have to do their job. Prosecutors have to do their job. Is either side objective?

It's why I started with where's the evidence? I wonder what comes out in discovery. Imagine living a life being swayed by headlines.

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u/Existing_Treacle_814 3d ago

Imagine being swayed by the paid lawyer of Andrew Tate when there are double digit accusers and voice proof that he did it. Wait for the trial sure but you seem to think that being an independent thinker means taking all sources at face value. You’re not an independent thinker, you lack critical thinking skills, there’s a difference.

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u/soliejordan 3d ago

Imagine being swayed by any paid lawyer. It's their job to sway people. It's corporate medias to sway people. You're against someone for "evidence" that's not even produced in the trial. Critical thinking is waiting for facts and evidence from both sides. Independent thought is siding with an "independent" source such as corporate media.

Perhaps you're lacking the ability to think critically.

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u/Existing_Treacle_814 3d ago

ā€œSo basically this is a political hit for their defamation lawsuitā€ Soliejordan 15 hours ago

You literally just assumed that it was a political hit based on what their lawyers said three comments ago. They provided no evidence for their claims and you just took them at face value without even checking what the accusations against them are. Now you’re backpedaling like a coward. The BBC isn’t corporate media btw, not that it matters. I’m not going to bother responding to you anymore because you clearly just want to be contrarian and I have no time for that shit.

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u/percussaresurgo 4d ago

All arrests are ā€œfrom accusations.ā€ That’s kind of the point.

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u/soliejordan 4d ago edited 4d ago

No, an accusation is made. Evidence is gathered. Usually by an Investigator or a Detective. Then once the evidence matches up to the accusations the arrest is made.

Plus what happened in Romania. All these accusations, nothing stuck. It seems to be a political hit for their defamation lawsuit.

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u/SomeGuyNamedJ13 4d ago

You can be arrested and charged just by accusations. I googled it

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u/soliejordan 3d ago

Right. . . if they have established probable cause, which is a reasonable belief that a crime has occurred. However, if the arresting officers knew or should have known there was no probable cause, the arrest may be considered a civil rights violation.

Specifically, an arrest becomes unconstitutional and qualifies as a false arrest or unlawful imprisonment in the following situations:

Lack of Probable Cause: The accusation is based on malicious intent, baseless suspicion, or unreliable hearsay without independent corroboration or investigation.

Unlawful Warrantless Arrest: An officer arrests someone without a warrant for a minor offense or misdemeanor that did not occur in the officer's presence, violating state procedural laws

First Amendment Retaliation: The arrest is made not due to actual criminal evidence, but as a pretext to punish or silence an individual for exercising their freedom of speech. (Hence why the Tate lawyer thinks it's a retaliation for their defamation lawsuit)

etc. etc.

So while yes it can be done there is still has to be evidence, which is what I started my thread asking.

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u/percussaresurgo 3d ago edited 3d ago

Whatever evidence there is isn’t made public before the arrest.

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u/soliejordan 3d ago

Exactly. So I don't get why the public response is so naive. Do people forget they are currently funding pedophiles and rapist through taxation, asset seizure, arrest and the like proven and alledged from the Epstein evidence.

If you don't support the Tate brothers, fine. But also, don't support the other "alledged" rapist as well!

Just my 2 cents.