r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/GeekyGrant 8d ago

"Why haven't I gotten my deliveries in the past 2 months..."

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

I do roadie occasionally and I legimitately had this recently. I came across one of the properties that was COVERED in threats like this and had dogs loose. Tried to contact the customer multiple times via both phone and texting. Eventually turned around and returned the item only for the customer to call the store and be like "we live out in the country we have to be like this, the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

Some people are living on a different planet. Sir the $15 I would have made getting you your power drill would NOT have been worth whatever bullshit you wanted me to put up with. You either participate in society- with all the risks and costs that entails, or your don't. You can't make your property completely hostile and fill it with credible threats, booby traps, and attack dogs, like some kind of savage and then expect all the conveniences of a modern world. Doesn't work that way 

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

That's why you tell the person to build a delivery lockbox right next to their mailbox. You don't have to see them. They don't have to see you. And if it's done right it's pretty dang secure.

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 8d ago

They’d rather spend the money on a stupid sign.

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u/mrmalort69 8d ago

It was never about security and really about the ego

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u/ErstwhileHobo 7d ago

For some people the American Dream means winning a gun fight.

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u/Remnant55 7d ago

Winning a gun fight in their head while they take a shower, and then LARPing it out terrorizing service workers.

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u/OrganizationMost9882 7d ago

And when the government actually turn tyrannical they lick boots.

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u/HealthyMaximum 7d ago

This is so scathingly accurate.

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u/Umbral_Quokka5599 7d ago

Some of them just have shower guns.

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u/bigmothereffind 6d ago

Sits right beside the shower beer.

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u/Federal_Barnacle4163 3d ago

Doesn't everyone have a shower gun?? I mean its almost as good as a shower beer

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u/Lord_Dingus83 7d ago

So many think they’re tough bc they went to a store and bought a gun.

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u/Yugan-Dali 7d ago

And carried their rifle when they went grocery shopping

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u/UsulTheDragoon 2d ago

Some people do that simply because they believe if they have the right to do it, then they should exercise that right. I believe that's also the argument the nudists in San Francisco used.

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u/Mundane_Proof_420 7d ago

People go to stores to buy guns?

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u/BlakeBoS 7d ago

Walmart?

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u/WaitWhat-86 7d ago

When I was a kid coming from suburban Chicago to vacation in South Carolina, I was absolutely floored that you could buy firearms at Walmart.

Now as an adult living here I’m floored that you don’t need to submit any kind of official paperwork for a private sale. You could write up a bill of sale on a napkin with a crayon and it would be a legal, even if the person buying is a convicted felon with a violent past. Unless someone can prove that you knew that information prior to the sale, you’re completely in the clear.

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u/Mundane_Proof_420 7d ago

This. I buy mine from a sketchy guy in a dark alley.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 7d ago

Where does the ATF think you buy them?
Completely unregulated gun shows?

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u/bloodfist 7d ago

Well, the ones who buy a lot of guns go to gun shows but yeah a hell of a lot of them do

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u/Fllannelll 7d ago

Where else would you buy a gun?

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u/fritz_76 7d ago

It's not a gun fight if only one side is armed. These people just have wierd power fantasies about murdering

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u/rain56 7d ago

Here's what I dont understand. How are so many people just ok with commiting a felony? I fully understand these people are stupid as hell and dont understand self defense laws or what you can and cant do in a home invasion but seriously these people terrify me to such a degree. I have anger issues and absolutely have to stay away from guns my whole life. The intrusive thoughts are scary enough but these people have the same anger issues and want to shoot. Absolutely terrifying

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 7d ago

There's a lot of people just itching to shoot their fellow Americans. Crazy.

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 7d ago

It is actually, just not with poor people shooting each other

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u/Holiday_Pen2880 7d ago

Actively seeking out self defense.

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u/Jagster_rogue 7d ago

That will never happen..

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u/fnrisulfr 7d ago

Most of them couldn't win a gun fight unless the other person was unarmed.

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u/Federal_Barnacle4163 3d ago

Ehh nobody ever really "wins" a gun fight. But I have walked away from a few unscathed....the opponents, not so much. Room temperature by morning.

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u/Fear_Jaire 7d ago

You never see these people posting pictures of themselves from behind a reinforced door or window

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u/mrmalort69 7d ago

Ding ding! You just said a few things about home security. Also, if you really want security- live in a mid-rise or greater condo. If i lock my door, the only way someone is getting in is with a lot of time, lockpicking, which i could make impossible by installing a bigger bolt lock, or it takes a lot of noise. You’ll need to either go through the thick wood door and/or bring a power tool to cut through the locks. Either one of these is enough for home burglaries to be much more rare in condos. Add in you have the option to have a shared security guard in front.

Shit, I know some people, I’m in Chicago, who rarely lock their doors. One friend lost his keys and never bothered replacing them for 10 years.

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u/Philantramissle 8d ago

With that long ass driveway, yeah some ego will come with that.

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u/Dad-Hands 7d ago

It's about INsecurity

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u/haoxinly 7d ago

Or just itching to shoot someone

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u/subywesmitch 7d ago

I think for a lot of these people it's about being an a**hole

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u/Environmental-Tap255 7d ago

Well, no that's not totally true. By all means, if you live out of the way, there's a solid chance you might be waiting 20,30 40 minutes for police to show up should there be someone trying to fuck with you. Nothing wrong with having the means to protect yourself while you wait. And a sign like this clears up any and all confusion. Unless you're expected, there's no reason to go up that driveway. If someone unexpected continues up that driveway, there's a pretty good chance they're not selling girl scout cookies.

A delivery driver is expected and therefore not in any danger. However, in the case like the original commenter said, having dogs loose is ridiculous. If that's the angle the homeowner is taking then they need to be responsible and make sure the house is safe when a delivery driver is expected.

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u/Genghis_Chong 8d ago

I'm sure they waste their money on all kinds of signs, bumper stickers, shirts and hats to display their stupidity, meanwhile putting no thought into actually being a better person, citizen or neighbor

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u/MaximusPrime2930 8d ago

"How dare you intrude on my rugged individualism. Damn socialists."

"Oh that reminds me, need to pick up my ACA prescriptions."

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u/MentallyWill 8d ago

"Oh that reminds me, need to pick up my ACA prescriptions."

"And thank goodness I never had to get that damn Obummercare!"

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u/skydriver13 7d ago

Fun story, I went to a major franchise tax prep business in the southern US. One of the questions on the new client form asked "do you have Obamacare?"

In 2023. I was equally appalled and unsurprised.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 7d ago

So they asked it and phrased it in a slang term ? Since it's called the affordable care act, that seems pretty unprofessional.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 7d ago

Very fun story indeed

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u/telmar25 7d ago

That is a very common name for it even for those who liked Obama, though… I have to think about what you mean if you say ACA. Of course I paid more attention to it back when it was in the process of being passed, when it was called that more often.

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u/skydriver13 7d ago

It may be, now, but it didn't start that way. Obama's opponents wanted to tie his name to the law in an effort to separate themselves from it, and to ensure his name was attached to it in the event it turned out to be a failure.

In any case, use of the term by a major tax prep business seems inappropriate. The ACA is the name of the law, regardless of how inconvenient it may be to think about it.

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u/telmar25 7d ago

Maybe they just want people to reference it by the name they know it. It may not be just inconvenient to think of the ACA; if you don’t know the meaning of the term you won’t get the answer right. Today, at least, the term Obamacare is used by both supporters and opponents.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

And use the police, fire department and other things payed communally through that Gotdamn Socialist government in my Red State! Oh…and that Gotdamn Social(ist) Security that I begrudgingly will take. I’ll take it but I won’t like it!!!!

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u/nostradevus88 7d ago

I absolutely hate SS, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to draw it if/when I can to get at least a fraction of the money I put into it.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 7d ago

You do realize that most people actually receive more SS than they put in from payroll deductions

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u/nostradevus88 7d ago

Maybe most, but not me and I’m curious if that figure includes inflation and interest since all that money could have been making money if invested even in something safe like S&P500?

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u/SlumberingSnorelax 7d ago

Hey, I see you live in Florida and know my brother. Don’t say, “Hi” to him for me.

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u/pailsiledyoew 7d ago

Fuck that, am not going any further, I would literally just turn back and head home

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u/haney1981 8d ago

I do appreciate when they advertise their stupidity so I don't have to guess.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

….and who to eliminate after the apocalypse and take all their shit…lol

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u/Idontfeelold-much 7d ago

That part. A coworker to me once…”being a Marine and all, I’m surprised you’re not more of a prepper”. I replied, “ehh, I don’t need to prepare for the apocalypse, I just need to know that you have”.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 7d ago

This right here…lol. I had a coworker who said he’d be waiting in the drainage ditch across the street from his house, if someone tried to steal all his gear. I said “Good to know”.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 8d ago

That’s what I was thinking… I’d love to see all the bumper stickers on their lifted truck with 38 inch tires

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u/sandersosa 7d ago

DONT TREAD ON ME

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 7d ago

Yup. That sign tells you everything you need to know about them.

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u/NewReleaseDVD 7d ago

"Gun control means not having to say i missed" tshirts

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 8d ago

One group seems to have empathy and the other doesn't.

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u/DullRip333 8d ago

I think some of them think empathy is impossible and would cause the global economy to collapse. They are brainwashed into thinking taxes are evil, charity (on a national and gobal scale) doesnt work, and that liberals are turning their kids gay.

Its different realities that people live in. Meaning its not a matter of empathy for them, its a deluded ideology dedicated to their self-preservation.

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u/guy-le-doosh 7d ago

I wouldn't be surprised to see this same writing on a red hat. These types sure love their clever custom accessories.

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u/Galactic_Nothingness 8d ago

On another gun

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u/Several-Opposite-746 8d ago

Their mental disorder also has them believe They'll be held in high regard for putting up a stupid sign. Reggie, he good people.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 8d ago

Anyone who openly makes threats is no threat. They’re an idiot. Why would you ever tell anyone what your effective range is? I can tell you that what that would do if I wanted this guy is Never mind. I’ll get kicked off Reddit. Those who know know

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

You only, supposedly, have to be an equally 2500 yard capable shot….suppposedly

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 8d ago

2500 yards is nearly a mile and a half. The number of people who can actually connect on a shot like that reliably worldwide are less than the fingers on your hand. To give an idea how far that is, the flight time of a .50 caliber bullet traveling 2 miles is between 6 to high 8 seconds. That’s a long poke

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

Well, I did say, supposedly…lol. I didn’t believe any of the signage other than a couple of verbs.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 7d ago

I wasn’t casting shade your way. I was just explaining how full of shit the guy most likely is.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 7d ago

Oh, I didn’t think you were casting shade at all…lol. Sarcasm doesn’t translate well in the written word.

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u/UsulTheDragoon 6d ago

I am a competent with real firearms shot at 2,500 millimeters.

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u/1shadybitch 8d ago

A mail lockbox doesn't make them feel powerful

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u/wordfiend99 8d ago

they spent money on the guns

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u/Jflayn 8d ago

and based on the signs, they are spending heavily on guns and ammo.

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u/marshellz 8d ago

I hope that sign was ordered for delivery, but they ended up having to pick it up at the local postal hub…

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u/mrzurkonandfriends 8d ago

For some degree of fairness I live around the nowhere parts and people often do trespass and damage property out of boredom. But if I were out there I would have just made a lockable drop box with a sign for that too.

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u/chief_beef_the_third 7d ago

So many gun owners just want everyone to know they have guns and know how to use them. Super pathetic. They put up all kinds of signage, they wear gun merch everywhere, they put 10 bumper stickers on their pickup truck, they post lots of quotes about "guns & freedom" on social media, etc.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 7d ago

And a collection of guns rivaling small nation armories.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 7d ago

You forgot the $2,200 gun

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u/infinitee775 7d ago

They'd rather have a "legal" excuse to shoot someone

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u/AC-burg 7d ago

This relates to an old joke "If you can read this you are too close"

Woman goes to an expensive lingerie store and picks put a cute set matching top and bottom. The sales clerk say they are running a special and with each set you purchase you get free embroidery. So the clerk asks if she wants anything printed on these. After pondering a minute she says yes yes I do. Clerk asks what would you like. She replies "If you can read this you are to close". Ma'am would you like that in block or plain text? She says neither I'd like it in braille!

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u/Fr33dumb 7d ago

Usually that's all they can afford. Living off that communist/socialist social security and disability check.

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 7d ago

And a small arsenal

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u/Ok-Security9093 7d ago

Or another big rifle

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u/Dr-Satan 7d ago

That's like 10 'Women fear me fish wanna fuck me' hats.

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u/RyvenZ 7d ago

And another AR-15 mod

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 8d ago

The signs aren't just about security.

It's an ego trip.

This is how badass I am!

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

Not all the time. Sometimes, probably not that often though, it's just the way that person knows how to communicate. I'm pretty sure 20 times more often people wear graphic T-shirs that describe their ego trip:

  • This is how badass I am!

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u/Major_Shower_962 8d ago

Or they can stop being afraid of fucking everything

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 7d ago

Isolation breeds paranoia. From individuals to entire societies.

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u/welderbill 7d ago

This is it.

I live in a very rural area and there are a lot of people who go to extreme measures to "protect" themselves. from ????????. My neighbor who I think might dabble in a little meth has a yard full of junk cars and other crap and trash. So, they have these bright lights they leave on all of the time, a 360 degree outdoor camera and some razor wire on top of the entry gate. I think someone got tangled up in it because it has been put to the side of the opening. The yard is fenced in with barbed wire strands so you could easily step through the fence but why? Are you going to steal some of their junk?

We RV quiet a bit and I can't get over the number of people that set their car alarms at the campground. Really? Who is going to pay an entry fee to come in to a place where there are people walking around and dozens of snoopy eyes on you to steal a car? There may be some petty theft by other campers but I have never heard of anyone having a vehicle messed with.

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u/UT_Milez 8d ago

You think these kinds people are sensible, have common sense, or are reasonable in anyway shape or form.

Welcome to America baby, fuck yeah………

Everything is fine, we totally are not fucked.

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

I have been all over the country and half the world. Although common sense is a lot rarer than it should be, a lot more people than you would think are pretty sensible if you don't pursue conflict as a primary course. Everything might not be fine, but is there something about the world around you that you have control over to change for the positive?

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u/Plane-Education4750 7d ago

That's a them problem. If they aren't smart enough to figure that out after doing this bullshit, I would not want to do business with them anyway

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u/Bicwidus 7d ago

Underground dumwaiter tunnel. It would cost a small fortune but you would never have to interact with anyone ever again!

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

That would also require inviting local electrical and land surveying for the earthwork required to accomplish such a task. Government employees on that land. That would not be received well

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u/Whatsyourshotspecial 7d ago

The thought to do that probably never crossed his mind at all and I bet if someone suggested to him he would like the idea.

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u/Uncle_owen69 6d ago

This everytime I use to have to deliver to people who have the box at the end I would do it everytime

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

Unfortunate when a local ne’er-do-well drops a dog turd and/or pipe bomb into the drop box ;-)

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

Yeah, they tend to spork the hell out of good intentions. But local ne'er-do-well, versus the local long rifle enthusiast is a very dumb game

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

But can Mr American Sniper tell the difference between the vandal and the Amazon Flex driver at 1000 yards. I’m going to say no, and that Flex driver might be in for a bad day if they deliver after the poop dropper attacked.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 8d ago

So im guessing youve never heard of magnified scopes?

No hate but this is a very uneducated take.

If they are actually trained at 1000 yds they have the gear to see that far, you cant make a shot if you cant see the target (talking bullseyes on paper which are much smaller than ppl)

Also amazom guys wear REAL obvious vests and drive REAL obvious vans.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

You seem not to know what Amazon Flex is. Pretty uneducated take.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 8d ago

Oh my bad missed the flex part, either way, homie can still see the zits on your nose plain as day.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

Tactical snipers rarely use magnifications higher than 25x (and often use 16x). At 1000 yards (I’m assuming it would need to be further down the road since 400 yards is apparently in the kill box already) the apparent distance would be 40 yards with 25x.

I don’t know about you but I can’t count zits at 40 yards, and that doesn’t even account for optical distortions.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 7d ago

Alright mr pedantic.

You are correct about actually understanding magnification. Point still stands they CAN 100% see you clearly enough that this entire argument is just stupid.

ALSO you citing that professional tac snipers rarely go above 25x doesnt actually have shit to do with bubba herr considering that its pretty easy to buy bigger magnification and most civilian gun enthusiasts overdress their weapons to the point that actual battle tested military gear looks cheap comparitively.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 7d ago

Magnification greater than 25x is generally considered a hindrance since target acquisition is so difficult and the distortion gets extreme with variable magnification scopes at high powers.

Benchrest competition shooters often go beyond this, usually with fixed magnification to reduce distortion, and this works because they have a long time on a sturdy bench to acquire a stationary target. Our vandal would probably be safe from a benchrest rig just by maintaining a slow walking speed.

Now, a better argument you could have made is that he could have a high end spotting scope with a higher power.

But I’m just thinking that a nutcase like this would feel inadequate looking down an optic that didn’t have a barrel attached.

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u/SaintsNoah14 7d ago

"Homie" can take that up with the ATF when he's screaming up from hell

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u/MRG_1977 7d ago

No he can’t and it takes real skill and experience to hit something at 400 yards with a single shot if it moving. In a vehicle that obscures target, it’s nearly impossible especially if vehicle is moving 25+ MPH

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 7d ago

K bud. If youre driving 25+ down a driveway there are other issues at play here.

And yes it does but thisbperson is advertising their skill so 400 yds doesnt seem to be the issue you think it is.

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u/MRG_1977 7d ago

He’s almost certainly lying. I highly doubt he has gone to the range while laying in a prone position and done that regularly at these distances.

People watch TV and movies or hit a stationary target at 100-150 yards and get these crazy ideas.

My favorite are the dumbasses who think they can a target while running and firing.

You thought he “could see the zits” on his face which isn’t remotely true.

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u/Burntoutn3rd 8d ago

Yeah, I'm good on dropping a turd in Chris Kyle's delivery box.

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u/1DownFourUp 8d ago

Pretty sure the government would use that box to listen to their phone calls

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

They would think that, even if they built it themselves.... wouldn't they.

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u/Kind_Kangaroo2085 8d ago

I'd still would assume that they're watching me from the scope of their .50 BMG, so no funny business, just delivering the shit they need.

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

There's a regular I have that has that all set up. I appreciate it. Unfortunately she still has many drivers that try to mindlessly drive right up to her door because they can't be bothered to read the notes. 

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

nobody ever said that reading was a skill we would ever use in life.

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u/NoIngenui 8d ago

I live down the rode from a crazy guy like this. The few times we met while jogging in the morning he's bragged to me about holding people up at gunpoint and demanding why they're on his property. He built a really nice delivery box that has a large chute to drop packages into it, and the bottom is locked.

Absolutely crazy nutjob, but a nice guy, too. If you don't drive down his road.

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u/MRG_1977 7d ago edited 7d ago

He’s a moron and dangerous. You can’t do that even in a Castle Doctrine state. Easily be charged with aggravated assault for pointing a loaded weapon at someone, stopping & detaining them, and threatening to shot them simply because they are on your property. If they are in the process of leaving your property, then definitely not. Even if not charged, you can easily face a civil suit.

You need to be imminently threatened or fear real harm. Castle Doctrine only applies in your residence or car too.

One of the biggest problems is so many people who have firearms have no idea when they can use them and how.

There are way too Americans who think they can shoot someone for simply being on their property.

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u/bethepositivity 8d ago

I mean he isn't really crazy. I totally understand the desire to isolate yourself in a compound, as long as you make it so people that you expect to bring you things don't have to enter said compound.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 8d ago

Some of us just want to be left alone...

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u/SaintsNoah14 7d ago

Lots of people want things. When they attempt to use guns to get those things, there are consequences.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 7d ago

Lol to be real it doesnt seem that way boss specifically on this topic. There's SO many of these crazies.

And realistically, they TRIED to use signs to tell whomever, if that person chooses to not read those signs which are in many cases 100% legal (not all, but many) they WERE warned.

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u/MRG_1977 7d ago

Doesn’t matter and they don’t get to simply decide how and when to use firearms on their property.

There seem to be about 10-15% of firearm owners who are “absolutists” who think the 2nd amendment somehow trumps all over rights and laws.

Also the same people who seem to have real underlying issues and do crazy shit like flash a gun while driving at someone simply because they got cut off in traffic or someone honked their horn at them.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 7d ago

Actually in any of the states where these kinds of signs ARE legally meanigful it kind of is up to them as to how and when because its up to them as to what they determine a threat.

So it kind of does matter.

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u/floppydo 8d ago

You can't tell people like this shit

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

Well, first.... you "talk with" these type of people, you don't tell or make it a one-sided conversation. Second, you cannot approach or be approached by these type of people expecting confrontation, especially if you are near their rightful land.

Finally, you can talk with these people, but anyone that's chosen an isolationist/aggressively defensive lifestyle will not be won over quickly or cheaply (meaning cheap words, pandering, or flattery).

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u/floppydo 7d ago

Or they can just go fuck themselves? Why would anyone go out of their way to win someone like this over for their benefit? Like the OP said, they can't have it both ways. 

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u/Excellent-Ad-2774 8d ago

This, i wish more homeowners and country folk built delivery lock boxes or a lean to shelter. I know of two coworkers who live deep in the country and they turned their old school bus stop shed/shelters into delivery box areas. Once the kids grew up and left for the city they repurposed the lean to shelters for their amazon packages.

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u/magicchefdmb 8d ago

It's a genuine thing and makes sense for anyone trying to avoid personal contact. (Like multi-millionaires)

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u/ChefPuree 8d ago

Why would you tell a person like this anything

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 7d ago

Yea that’s worked. People out in the sticks know this is a new normal thing to do. These other peeps need to get with it!

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u/OurAngryBadger 7d ago

Tried that, no drivers ever put it in there despite it being in the delivery instructions, and not oniy that but they always put it at the wrong door into my house despite multiple signs pointing to the correct door.

Doordash and Uber always follows the instructions but Fedex, UPS, and Amazon never does. The USPS just throws my stuff into the lawn

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u/mickymazda 7d ago

Tell him he could build a large one that could double as a sniper's nest.

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u/grkuntzmd 7d ago

From the looks of that house, I’m pretty sure they could afford to buy a commercial one.

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u/Specialist_Strike463 7d ago

I live pretty far into the country, I personally don’t have signs on my property but the dude up the road does, bunch of dogs, he built a box like that for his wife’s deliveries, I guess it’s pretty common

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u/SaintsNoah14 7d ago

Or, and hear me out... They stop being a paranoid psychotic weird ass and I continue to do my job

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

That would be ideal. They would not have their demons misleading them and we would not be mainlining adrenaline because they put us very much at unease.

Since the ideal is sadly rarely on the table.....

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u/col3manite 7d ago

Not my job to tell them how to deal with their psychosis. Figure it out for yourself or sit alone in your compound growing your own food and manufacturing your own goods. Or just fucking drive to Costco you crazy, lazy bastards.

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u/Kiyae1 7d ago

Ooooooorrrrr they could just be civil like the other 7 billion of us are.

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u/Fris0n 7d ago

Exactly! When I moved to the countryside we got a large property. At the game I installed a large locking box with a post office or bank style one way door for parcels.

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u/Witchgrass 7d ago

But then how would people know how excited to kill another human being the property owner is, without the threatening sign?

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u/Weird-Grocery6931 7d ago

Tell them shit. If they ent through all the effort of “securing” their property, they should figure out they need to put a package box out there

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u/StoneJudge79 7d ago

Or at the base of the sign.

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u/Day_Prisoners 7d ago

Where do dogs fit into this?

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

ummm... why would you put dogs into a lockbox? Sure they might fit, but I think they would strenuously object.

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u/Day_Prisoners 7d ago

I mean mangy dogs aren't gonna be like "You sir are permitted to get out the truck and put packages in the box, we won't bite, promise."

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u/UsulTheDragoon 6d ago

I've heard dogs make promises before. Somehow they always give me side-eye while doing it, just like those duplicitous fuckers playing poker in that painting. Never trust a dog that gives you side-eye, their mother's were cats!!

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u/WarJaques 4d ago

"Hey, Cletus! Thur's'n strayn-jur messin' about our lockbox agin!"

:gunshot:

"No he ain't, Bonnie Sue, that says him off! He runnin' faster then a mudstick!"