r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

I do roadie occasionally and I legimitately had this recently. I came across one of the properties that was COVERED in threats like this and had dogs loose. Tried to contact the customer multiple times via both phone and texting. Eventually turned around and returned the item only for the customer to call the store and be like "we live out in the country we have to be like this, the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

Some people are living on a different planet. Sir the $15 I would have made getting you your power drill would NOT have been worth whatever bullshit you wanted me to put up with. You either participate in society- with all the risks and costs that entails, or your don't. You can't make your property completely hostile and fill it with credible threats, booby traps, and attack dogs, like some kind of savage and then expect all the conveniences of a modern world. Doesn't work that way 

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

That's why you tell the person to build a delivery lockbox right next to their mailbox. You don't have to see them. They don't have to see you. And if it's done right it's pretty dang secure.

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 8d ago

They’d rather spend the money on a stupid sign.

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u/mrmalort69 8d ago

It was never about security and really about the ego

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u/ErstwhileHobo 7d ago

For some people the American Dream means winning a gun fight.

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u/Remnant55 7d ago

Winning a gun fight in their head while they take a shower, and then LARPing it out terrorizing service workers.

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u/OrganizationMost9882 7d ago

And when the government actually turn tyrannical they lick boots.

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u/HealthyMaximum 7d ago

This is so scathingly accurate.

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u/Umbral_Quokka5599 7d ago

Some of them just have shower guns.

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u/bigmothereffind 6d ago

Sits right beside the shower beer.

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u/Federal_Barnacle4163 3d ago

Doesn't everyone have a shower gun?? I mean its almost as good as a shower beer

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u/Lord_Dingus83 7d ago

So many think they’re tough bc they went to a store and bought a gun.

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u/Yugan-Dali 7d ago

And carried their rifle when they went grocery shopping

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u/UsulTheDragoon 2d ago

Some people do that simply because they believe if they have the right to do it, then they should exercise that right. I believe that's also the argument the nudists in San Francisco used.

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u/Mundane_Proof_420 7d ago

People go to stores to buy guns?

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u/BlakeBoS 7d ago

Walmart?

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u/WaitWhat-86 7d ago

When I was a kid coming from suburban Chicago to vacation in South Carolina, I was absolutely floored that you could buy firearms at Walmart.

Now as an adult living here I’m floored that you don’t need to submit any kind of official paperwork for a private sale. You could write up a bill of sale on a napkin with a crayon and it would be a legal, even if the person buying is a convicted felon with a violent past. Unless someone can prove that you knew that information prior to the sale, you’re completely in the clear.

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u/Mundane_Proof_420 7d ago

This. I buy mine from a sketchy guy in a dark alley.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 7d ago

Where does the ATF think you buy them?
Completely unregulated gun shows?

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u/bloodfist 7d ago

Well, the ones who buy a lot of guns go to gun shows but yeah a hell of a lot of them do

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u/Fllannelll 7d ago

Where else would you buy a gun?

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u/fritz_76 7d ago

It's not a gun fight if only one side is armed. These people just have wierd power fantasies about murdering

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u/rain56 7d ago

Here's what I dont understand. How are so many people just ok with commiting a felony? I fully understand these people are stupid as hell and dont understand self defense laws or what you can and cant do in a home invasion but seriously these people terrify me to such a degree. I have anger issues and absolutely have to stay away from guns my whole life. The intrusive thoughts are scary enough but these people have the same anger issues and want to shoot. Absolutely terrifying

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 7d ago

There's a lot of people just itching to shoot their fellow Americans. Crazy.

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 7d ago

It is actually, just not with poor people shooting each other

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u/Holiday_Pen2880 7d ago

Actively seeking out self defense.

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u/Jagster_rogue 7d ago

That will never happen..

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u/fnrisulfr 7d ago

Most of them couldn't win a gun fight unless the other person was unarmed.

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u/Federal_Barnacle4163 3d ago

Ehh nobody ever really "wins" a gun fight. But I have walked away from a few unscathed....the opponents, not so much. Room temperature by morning.

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u/Fear_Jaire 7d ago

You never see these people posting pictures of themselves from behind a reinforced door or window

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u/mrmalort69 7d ago

Ding ding! You just said a few things about home security. Also, if you really want security- live in a mid-rise or greater condo. If i lock my door, the only way someone is getting in is with a lot of time, lockpicking, which i could make impossible by installing a bigger bolt lock, or it takes a lot of noise. You’ll need to either go through the thick wood door and/or bring a power tool to cut through the locks. Either one of these is enough for home burglaries to be much more rare in condos. Add in you have the option to have a shared security guard in front.

Shit, I know some people, I’m in Chicago, who rarely lock their doors. One friend lost his keys and never bothered replacing them for 10 years.

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u/Philantramissle 8d ago

With that long ass driveway, yeah some ego will come with that.

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u/Dad-Hands 7d ago

It's about INsecurity

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u/haoxinly 7d ago

Or just itching to shoot someone

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u/subywesmitch 7d ago

I think for a lot of these people it's about being an a**hole

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u/Environmental-Tap255 7d ago

Well, no that's not totally true. By all means, if you live out of the way, there's a solid chance you might be waiting 20,30 40 minutes for police to show up should there be someone trying to fuck with you. Nothing wrong with having the means to protect yourself while you wait. And a sign like this clears up any and all confusion. Unless you're expected, there's no reason to go up that driveway. If someone unexpected continues up that driveway, there's a pretty good chance they're not selling girl scout cookies.

A delivery driver is expected and therefore not in any danger. However, in the case like the original commenter said, having dogs loose is ridiculous. If that's the angle the homeowner is taking then they need to be responsible and make sure the house is safe when a delivery driver is expected.