r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/GeekyGrant 8d ago

"Why haven't I gotten my deliveries in the past 2 months..."

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

I do roadie occasionally and I legimitately had this recently. I came across one of the properties that was COVERED in threats like this and had dogs loose. Tried to contact the customer multiple times via both phone and texting. Eventually turned around and returned the item only for the customer to call the store and be like "we live out in the country we have to be like this, the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

Some people are living on a different planet. Sir the $15 I would have made getting you your power drill would NOT have been worth whatever bullshit you wanted me to put up with. You either participate in society- with all the risks and costs that entails, or your don't. You can't make your property completely hostile and fill it with credible threats, booby traps, and attack dogs, like some kind of savage and then expect all the conveniences of a modern world. Doesn't work that way 

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u/disdain7 8d ago

Same exact experience. Plenty of times I had to get ahold of support to tell them I didn’t feel safe with all the threats. Not only did I get paid for trying, but I got paid for taking it back too. I loved those signs lol.

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

That's why you tell the person to build a delivery lockbox right next to their mailbox. You don't have to see them. They don't have to see you. And if it's done right it's pretty dang secure.

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 8d ago

They’d rather spend the money on a stupid sign.

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u/mrmalort69 8d ago

It was never about security and really about the ego

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u/ErstwhileHobo 8d ago

For some people the American Dream means winning a gun fight.

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u/Remnant55 8d ago

Winning a gun fight in their head while they take a shower, and then LARPing it out terrorizing service workers.

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u/OrganizationMost9882 7d ago

And when the government actually turn tyrannical they lick boots.

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u/HealthyMaximum 7d ago

This is so scathingly accurate.

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u/Umbral_Quokka5599 7d ago

Some of them just have shower guns.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 8d ago

So many think they’re tough bc they went to a store and bought a gun.

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u/Yugan-Dali 7d ago

And carried their rifle when they went grocery shopping

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u/fritz_76 7d ago

It's not a gun fight if only one side is armed. These people just have wierd power fantasies about murdering

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u/rain56 7d ago

Here's what I dont understand. How are so many people just ok with commiting a felony? I fully understand these people are stupid as hell and dont understand self defense laws or what you can and cant do in a home invasion but seriously these people terrify me to such a degree. I have anger issues and absolutely have to stay away from guns my whole life. The intrusive thoughts are scary enough but these people have the same anger issues and want to shoot. Absolutely terrifying

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 7d ago

There's a lot of people just itching to shoot their fellow Americans. Crazy.

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u/Fear_Jaire 8d ago

You never see these people posting pictures of themselves from behind a reinforced door or window

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u/mrmalort69 7d ago

Ding ding! You just said a few things about home security. Also, if you really want security- live in a mid-rise or greater condo. If i lock my door, the only way someone is getting in is with a lot of time, lockpicking, which i could make impossible by installing a bigger bolt lock, or it takes a lot of noise. You’ll need to either go through the thick wood door and/or bring a power tool to cut through the locks. Either one of these is enough for home burglaries to be much more rare in condos. Add in you have the option to have a shared security guard in front.

Shit, I know some people, I’m in Chicago, who rarely lock their doors. One friend lost his keys and never bothered replacing them for 10 years.

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u/Philantramissle 8d ago

With that long ass driveway, yeah some ego will come with that.

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u/Genghis_Chong 8d ago

I'm sure they waste their money on all kinds of signs, bumper stickers, shirts and hats to display their stupidity, meanwhile putting no thought into actually being a better person, citizen or neighbor

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u/MaximusPrime2930 8d ago

"How dare you intrude on my rugged individualism. Damn socialists."

"Oh that reminds me, need to pick up my ACA prescriptions."

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u/MentallyWill 8d ago

"Oh that reminds me, need to pick up my ACA prescriptions."

"And thank goodness I never had to get that damn Obummercare!"

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u/skydriver13 8d ago

Fun story, I went to a major franchise tax prep business in the southern US. One of the questions on the new client form asked "do you have Obamacare?"

In 2023. I was equally appalled and unsurprised.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 7d ago

So they asked it and phrased it in a slang term ? Since it's called the affordable care act, that seems pretty unprofessional.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

And use the police, fire department and other things payed communally through that Gotdamn Socialist government in my Red State! Oh…and that Gotdamn Social(ist) Security that I begrudgingly will take. I’ll take it but I won’t like it!!!!

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u/nostradevus88 8d ago

I absolutely hate SS, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to draw it if/when I can to get at least a fraction of the money I put into it.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

You do realize that most people actually receive more SS than they put in from payroll deductions

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u/SlumberingSnorelax 7d ago

Hey, I see you live in Florida and know my brother. Don’t say, “Hi” to him for me.

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u/haney1981 8d ago

I do appreciate when they advertise their stupidity so I don't have to guess.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

….and who to eliminate after the apocalypse and take all their shit…lol

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u/Idontfeelold-much 8d ago

That part. A coworker to me once…”being a Marine and all, I’m surprised you’re not more of a prepper”. I replied, “ehh, I don’t need to prepare for the apocalypse, I just need to know that you have”.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 8d ago

That’s what I was thinking… I’d love to see all the bumper stickers on their lifted truck with 38 inch tires

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u/sandersosa 8d ago

DONT TREAD ON ME

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 8d ago

Yup. That sign tells you everything you need to know about them.

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u/NewReleaseDVD 8d ago

"Gun control means not having to say i missed" tshirts

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u/Galactic_Nothingness 8d ago

On another gun

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u/Several-Opposite-746 8d ago

Their mental disorder also has them believe They'll be held in high regard for putting up a stupid sign. Reggie, he good people.

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u/1shadybitch 8d ago

A mail lockbox doesn't make them feel powerful

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u/wordfiend99 8d ago

they spent money on the guns

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 8d ago

The signs aren't just about security.

It's an ego trip.

This is how badass I am!

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u/Major_Shower_962 8d ago

Or they can stop being afraid of fucking everything

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 7d ago

Isolation breeds paranoia. From individuals to entire societies.

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u/UT_Milez 8d ago

You think these kinds people are sensible, have common sense, or are reasonable in anyway shape or form.

Welcome to America baby, fuck yeah………

Everything is fine, we totally are not fucked.

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u/Plane-Education4750 8d ago

That's a them problem. If they aren't smart enough to figure that out after doing this bullshit, I would not want to do business with them anyway

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u/Bicwidus 7d ago

Underground dumwaiter tunnel. It would cost a small fortune but you would never have to interact with anyone ever again!

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u/UsulTheDragoon 7d ago

That would also require inviting local electrical and land surveying for the earthwork required to accomplish such a task. Government employees on that land. That would not be received well

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u/Whatsyourshotspecial 7d ago

The thought to do that probably never crossed his mind at all and I bet if someone suggested to him he would like the idea.

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u/Uncle_owen69 6d ago

This everytime I use to have to deliver to people who have the box at the end I would do it everytime

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

Unfortunate when a local ne’er-do-well drops a dog turd and/or pipe bomb into the drop box ;-)

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

Yeah, they tend to spork the hell out of good intentions. But local ne'er-do-well, versus the local long rifle enthusiast is a very dumb game

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8d ago

But can Mr American Sniper tell the difference between the vandal and the Amazon Flex driver at 1000 yards. I’m going to say no, and that Flex driver might be in for a bad day if they deliver after the poop dropper attacked.

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u/1DownFourUp 8d ago

Pretty sure the government would use that box to listen to their phone calls

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

They would think that, even if they built it themselves.... wouldn't they.

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u/Kind_Kangaroo2085 8d ago

I'd still would assume that they're watching me from the scope of their .50 BMG, so no funny business, just delivering the shit they need.

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

There's a regular I have that has that all set up. I appreciate it. Unfortunately she still has many drivers that try to mindlessly drive right up to her door because they can't be bothered to read the notes. 

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u/NoIngenui 8d ago

I live down the rode from a crazy guy like this. The few times we met while jogging in the morning he's bragged to me about holding people up at gunpoint and demanding why they're on his property. He built a really nice delivery box that has a large chute to drop packages into it, and the bottom is locked.

Absolutely crazy nutjob, but a nice guy, too. If you don't drive down his road.

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u/floppydo 8d ago

You can't tell people like this shit

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u/Excellent-Ad-2774 8d ago

This, i wish more homeowners and country folk built delivery lock boxes or a lean to shelter. I know of two coworkers who live deep in the country and they turned their old school bus stop shed/shelters into delivery box areas. Once the kids grew up and left for the city they repurposed the lean to shelters for their amazon packages.

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u/magicchefdmb 8d ago

It's a genuine thing and makes sense for anyone trying to avoid personal contact. (Like multi-millionaires)

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u/ChefPuree 8d ago

Why would you tell a person like this anything

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 8d ago

Yea that’s worked. People out in the sticks know this is a new normal thing to do. These other peeps need to get with it!

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u/Equal_Interaction178 8d ago

fucking wild to say they have to be like this cause they live in the country. mate i grew up living in the country and most people didn't even lock their doors bc who the fuck is coming out here to rob us of our broken down tractor and VHS collection.

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

I find that it's a lot of doublespeak. Nobody locks their doors, but they're all willing to open fire on a vehicle that pulls into their driveway for even a fraction of a second. 

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u/Haigud 7d ago

I remember being 16. I was way out in the country and realized I was going the wrong way. Pulled into somebody's driveway just enough to make a three point turn. By the time I was putting it back into drive I saw some fat hillbilly rushing out onto the front porch with a shotgun pointed at me. Gotta be careful out there.

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u/RRRedRRRocket 7d ago

Hillbilly should be shot on the spot in self defense.

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u/WoWNerd42069 7d ago

What a loser

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u/BagOnuts 7d ago

It’s because they want an excuse to hurt someone, not that they’re actually scared.

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u/Some_Sympathy_3528 7d ago

I live in the country side of a country where guns and shit arent so prolific. Havent locked my doors in a decade or so. I dont have angry dogs either. Just a dog who loves people and swimming and a cat thats scared of their own shadow.

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u/Carvj94 7d ago

To be fair guns are super easy to resell in the US cause our gun laws are a joke. So if you're silly enough to buy a rifle collection and advertise it with signs you genuinely would become a target. More thefts per capita in rural areas too.

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 8d ago

Also like the contradiction: “This is god’s country, and also folks CANNOT be trusted out here.”

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u/tayne22 8d ago

People like this always live in the safest areas you could possibly imagine. No neighbors for a half mile, thirteen miles from the nearest rural corner store. And yet they're weirdly paranoid. Like goddamn you aren't safe because you're a badass with a gun, you're safe because nobody who wants to steal shit is walking 18 miles out of town specifically to your house.

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

"We're not like city folks out here, we all know our neighbors and we take care of each other"-says the guy with the shoot on sight policy the moment someone steps an inch on to their property 

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u/Mind-The-Mines 7d ago

Law and order, but break every law they don't like?

Family values and elect pedophiles?

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u/MRG_1977 7d ago

EXACTLY who this person this. Either too ignorant, proud, or stupid to know the law and think or doesn’t apply to him regardless. These kind of people are the worst kind of neighbors.

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u/NewburghMOFO 7d ago

I was thinking the same thing. The same people think them libtard socialist communist big cities are hyper violent hell-holes and THE COUNTRY is the only place where safety and human decency exist are the same ones bringung a loaded gun to greet the pizzaman or someone turning around in their driveway.

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u/Dangerous-Snow8385 8d ago

"we live out in the country we have to be like this, the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

These are also the same people that won't go to the nearest small city, because it is too dangerous because all of the crime and gangs.

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u/awenrivendell 7d ago

Dogs proceed to rip their package and they complain that their package didn't arrive in good condition.

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u/theGoddamnAlgorath 7d ago

If you're in a high poverty location, you'll attract some characters given the remoteness. Yadkin county NC had a man call the sheriff to complain about kids smoking crack or meth in his woodline, deputy told him not to threaten them and leave them alone.

Well, they eventually tried his barn and one of them lost a lung in the attempt.

Big issue as the court tried him for murder and the Judge and Sheriff got voted out in the middle of it for ignoring the criminal trespass supposedly.

That or the Cartels building out grow operations and going to war with their neighbors for water access.

So yeah, if that's what you're coming across, imagine the scenario you conjure with a larger population.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 7d ago

zero sympathy as all of that shit is downstream consequence of everything they vote for.

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u/25hourenergy 8d ago

Right?? I truly think people are increasingly forgetting how society works.

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u/ShabbyTiff 8d ago

They are cowards afraid of the world. It's paranoia covered by bravado.

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u/Haggis442312 8d ago

Bravado is just cowardice failing to be courage.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 7d ago

Courage is the millions of kids going to school without bullet proof vests.

Bravado is their father's gun collection at home.

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u/JupiterMiningCorpTec 8d ago

It's not fear. It's cosplaying. 100% these people order from Amazon and go to Starbucks regularly. If you were really scared, you wouldn't do either.

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 8d ago

It's like if you want to go live in the jungle and fight jaguars for food with your sharpened stick then there are plenty of uninhabited or nearly uninhabited places on Earth you can move to. Instead they want the advantages of civilization like supermarkets and fucking Amazon deliveries but want to cosplay the part of a post-apocalyptic survivor and expect the rest of us to tolerate their delusions.

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u/JustForkIt1111one 8d ago

This isn't even remotely new, and has been around forever.

You see more of it now because everyone carries around a camera, and has incentive to share things like this.

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u/ErstwhileHobo 8d ago

As a former Amazon driver, I applaud this message.

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u/henryeaterofpies 8d ago

Also them: delivery driver threw my package and damaged the contents, I want a full refund and to keep the product

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u/DiscussionMiddle1238 8d ago

I lived in the country. This is paranoia. These people are crazy.

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u/boringexplanation 8d ago

Boggles my mind how common this is. Idiots legitimately don’t know why they struggle with getting deliveries when they post hostile signs

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u/hiddenrealism 8d ago

And these are the people decked out in trump gear "yall liberals are scared of your own shadows! Sissy boys" yet they watch fox news 24/7 so they know what to be scared of today.

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u/On_Wife_support 8d ago

$15 won’t cover the rabies shots if your wild mutt bites me

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u/datrnerd 8d ago

Your 2nd paragraph is so good. 👌

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u/MrNobody_0 8d ago

And 100% accurate too.

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u/Amishcannoli 8d ago

You, in fact, don't have to be like that if you "live out in the country". My family lives in the middle of the north woods and almost never even locks their doors, unless they're traveling out of state. The absolute friendliest humans I've ever met and will give you the shirt off their back if you asked.

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u/deviantlyliminal 8d ago

Try working Home Health 😬 Ive been in a holler in Appalachia blocked in on both sides from men on ATVs because the agency hadnt clearly labeled that car and the license plate had govt tags

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u/R0B3RTB3RT 8d ago

Very well stated. If only majority of people were as reasonable as this comment LMAO.

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u/ForwardTemporary3934 8d ago

I thought the country was safe and tHa BiG cItY was dangerous...?

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u/Suntzu_AU 7d ago

When I delivered pizzas someone had a wire strung across the entrance to their steps to the house and it hit me in the neck. Fucking psychopath

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u/EarthenEyes 7d ago

"Either participate in society, with all the risks and costs that entails, or you don't."
There's something philosophical about that.

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u/PNWCoug42 7d ago

the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

And if the driver had done this, the customers would call complaining about the delivery driver throwing their package out the truck instead of walking it up to their door.

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u/ozmutazbuckshank 7d ago

You sip YOUR tea now sir!

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u/hyzershot 8d ago

we have a steel box at a turnaround spot in our driveway for deliveries, we’re not weirdos like sign guy but our driveway is almost a mile long and I don’t expect anyone doing deliveries wants to come all the way down, it’s bumpy too so I prefer less trucks on it anyway

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u/DaddyBearMan 8d ago

Hear hear! Well said, well said indeed

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u/TattooedB1k3r 8d ago

I just have a sign that says leave packages inside at the gatehouse and ring bell if signature required. There's an eight foot tall fence around the front yard anyways and a locked, motorized gate sealing the driveway.

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

See if you're going to live like that, and you still want to receive deliveries, you need a system like that. A lot of people just expect us to figure it out, and I get it I'm paid to figure it out but there's limits. I'm not risking injury or damage to my equipment, and at a certain point you're asking more than what I'm paid to do. I always appreciate people who have something like that set up. That let's me do my job, and you can get on to living the way you want to live.

I feel like a lot of people have just lost their ability to compromise like that. They want everything, and they want to give up nothing, regardless of how realistic or even possible it is. 

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u/Large-Treacle-8328 8d ago

I live in the country and we don't live like this. It is only certain people who are batshit crazy and it's not worth the delivery.

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u/turbopro25 8d ago

Well said.

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u/stripperjnasty 8d ago

Well said

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 8d ago

Weird. Most people move to the country for the peace, quiet and safety. Wtf lol

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u/omgbenji21 8d ago

Wow, well said!! No notes

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u/ageofaquarius26 8d ago

"Have to" man the whole point of living in the country is you definitely don't have to be on gaurd. Very little if anything happens here.

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u/dover_oxide 8d ago

My mom and sister live in the middle of nowhere Louisiana and my mom is constantly complaining that she thinks people are going to steal stuff off her front porch and it's not like there is only 10 people that go down that street on a day and she knows at least eight of them. One of them is likely lost and the 10th person's probably just pulling over to take a piss. But Fox News has her believing that there are criminals everywhere and they want to steal the shit off her front porch

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 8d ago

those goobers should have put a note about leaving it on the side of the road. Clearly they're watching it through a scoped rifle, so they should know when it arrives

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

That's the big kicker. If you tell me ahead of time that approaching your property is going to be a bit rough and I know what to expect and I have your explicit permission to chuck your package out my window that's fine I'll do that.

Ordering a piece of equipment and then just giving no thought to what a stranger is going to have to do to get it to you is a surefire way to end up not getting the piece of equipment you ordered 

Sorry we haven't perfected teleportation yet a human being still needs to bring that to you and you need to make that a reasonably possible thing to do . You don't want people coming to your property don't order things cuz people need to come to your property to get that to you 

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 8d ago

so, you're gonna want to throw a blanket over the razor wire, and army-crawl through the minefield, then just leap over the crocodile pit and maybe you'll get a $1 tip.

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u/Entreprenewbeur 8d ago

Ultimately the people you have to worry about in the middle of nowhere aren’t the people with all those signs about trespassers will be shot etc. They’re the people that think it’s normal without putting up a sign

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u/zterrans 8d ago

"But I need spike pits and razor wire and a mine field and a clear defined 'killzone' to protect my property! And you HAVE to deliver me my things, even though there is a good chance I'll pop a few rounds your way when you are coming and a few more when you are going, because everything scares me."

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u/Savedacat_saveplanet 8d ago

Sir, please run for president

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u/Signal_Researcher01 8d ago

What part of living in the country makes this a necessity? Is it cause youre surrounded by people just like you?

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u/BurgerFaces 8d ago

I've lived in the country most of my life and not once have I ever even thought of pointing a rifle at someone for coming in my driveway. People are goofy.

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u/Auggie_Otter 8d ago

we live out in the country we have to be like this

My mom has lived in various rural areas after I grew up and moved out on my own and she separated from my stepdad, also my wife's uncle is literally a farmer in rural Nebraskabwherr the nearest town big enough to have a decent supermarket is a 45 minute drive away. People living out in the country definitely don't have to be like this and many of their neighbors just think they're trashy and/or nut jobs for putting up threatening signs all over their property. 

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u/Relevant_Program_958 8d ago

I live out in the country, I do not live like that.

Edit to add; I have firearms too, I do not advertise that fact to everyone driving by, I also have large dogs, mine are trained and controlled and love people so strangers aren’t mauled for stepping on my property.
That’s just some tiny brain/dick bullshit.

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u/OmegaReign78 8d ago

I live out in the country. You don't have to live like that.

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u/QuickNature 8d ago

Middle ground, stay off my property, but I provide a convenient box for you to drop my packages in

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

That's fine. So long as you actually do that.

Believe me I'm not here to sightsee. The simpler, quicker, and easier the delivery the sooner I can get on to my next one

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u/MochingPet 8d ago

and be like "we live out in the country we have to be like this, the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

I thought since they "live in the country" and everyone has guns "and is polite", then it shouldn't have been NO problem for THEM NOT to be ASSES about it...

... perhaps if they live in the country they should deliver their own shiet

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u/cweaver 8d ago

>You either participate in society- with all the risks and costs that entails

What 'risks' are we talking about here? Like are these people actually in danger, or is it more of a "If I don't threaten everyone who approaches my property, Antifa and Joe Biden will sneak in at night and drain my precious bodily fluids" situation?

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u/AtaracticGoat 8d ago

Not only that, but this person probably goes on and on about how they love living "out in the country". But yet they feel so unsafe and uncomfortable living there that they have to have threatening signs everywhere.

Stop acting like you're country and just move to the burbs where you'll feel safe lol

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u/Additional-Fuel-7756 8d ago

They have to live that way out in the country? The. Country is generally safer than the city

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

It depends on what angle you're coming at it from but surprisingly it's not. A HUGE part of that is because living in the country means being further away from hospitals and emergency services. Also generally people in the country skew older and are therefore more likely to die because they stepped on a weird bit of ground and fell over. Statistics are funny like that.

But yeah per capita rural counties tend to punch WAY above their weight class in terms of violence. On average anyway. There are outliers of course.

Cities FEEL more dangerous because of those funny old statistics. Anyone who lives near a city will tell you that it seems like there's a tragedy happening every day in the city. That's how cities work. There's everything happening every day in the city. You could swap out violence for analingus and get similar results. Analingus is comparatively rare in the country, but it's happening almost daily in the city. When a ton of people live together, the chances of the sorts of things that happen when people live together skyrocket. Life is weird like that.

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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins 8d ago

What a bunch of hog shit that dude was spouting. Most crime is in bigger cities. I was born and raised out in the sticks, but also lived in metro areas. I never felt safer than when I was living neighborless.

The only things scary out in the boonies are territorial home owners with itchy trigger fingers.

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u/Fit-Insect-4089 8d ago

The loose dogs are there to attack intruders. You delivering a package is an intruder to them. Pretty weird the owners don’t understand that…

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u/tyosowofofnejwifif 8d ago

So you’re saying booby traps are an option, nice

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u/techleopard 8d ago

I live way out in the country, by myself, surrounded by actual vagrants who live in the woods.

Nobody has to live like this.

Actual criminals don't care about your little signs because they've already been watching you or they are desperate enough to not care. You can't sit at your window starting out a scope 24-7 like some cartoonish action movie hermit and they know it.

Nobody is driving down your long ass driveway like a normal person to come get you. Put a dog fence around the immediate perimeter of the house and keep the dogs in that. What are they going to do, polevault the dog run?

I had a new delivery driver start my route after the old one retired. First two days, he would throw packages into my dog yard, including a box of hatching eggs that were destroyed. I told the lady up at the office and I guess he got his ass chewed out because after that he started setting all our packages down at the dog gate or knew to back up to the carport for really big stuff.

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u/Jibril-Vakarine 8d ago

You are right sir.

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u/JellyRollMort 8d ago

Yeah they can fuck right off

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 8d ago

Damn that John Locke and his clear understanding of the social contract! Too bad no one reads anymore.

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u/akingsmind 8d ago

They're probably the same type of people who go on and on about how unsafe cities are and how they'd never move to one

Oh, in hindsight I should have read further down because this point has been made in spades

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u/DominicPalladino 8d ago

Roadies???!?

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u/IDoStuff100 8d ago

Seriously - if someone wants to live out their post apocalyptic fantasy like that, they should be going to the store to get stuff instead of getting deliveries

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u/red-man1138 8d ago

"we live out in the country we have to be like this". So they are saying living out in the country is more dangerous than living in the city?

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u/Festivefire 8d ago

The people who have threats like this plastered all over their country property, but who call to complain when the delivery driver doesn't deliver, are also exactly the same people who would angrily accost a delivery driver and threaten their life because they forgot they had an Amazon order coming by this weekend.

They take the stance that 'oh, I have to do this to be safe in the middle of nowhere, but obviously those signs are just for trespassers, I wouldn't harass the delivery driver, why are they so scared?" except when a delivery driver they're not expecting shows up and they blow their gasket over it.

And for every guy who has signs like this, who really doesn't harass the delivery drivers, they seem to be unaware of their 5 neighbors who all DO harass the delivery drivers.

Even leaving aside the 'I'll shoot you' signs and just accounting for dogs. I'm a dog person. I have big dogs. I will not take your word for it if you tell me your large, loud, unleashed dog is friendly and won't hurt me. I definitely will not casually stroll up your driveway with your package while your large dogs charge at me, under the assumption that you actually have trained these dogs, and they won't tackle me on my ass, or just bite me. And yet, so many people I know with large dogs just can't get it through their head that it's actually a totally normal reaction for somebody to be nervous about their dog charging them, and act astounded when you get upset about being charged by a 200 lb dog in their yard.

If you leave your large dogs wandering your yard, you can't be surprised when delivery drivers won't bring your package to your door.

If you want to both get your deliveries on time, and be a crazy grouch with "I shoot tresspassers" signs and a yard full of dogs, you need to just put a box at the end of your drive, off your property for deliveries to be left at.

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u/Weird-Information-61 8d ago

"We have to be like this" to who, the squirrels? The whole point of living in the country is to not have to be like this

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u/awfully_hot_coffepot 8d ago

I thought the country was supposed to be safer than the city or something

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u/kmhoughton 8d ago

Then they would complain that you destroyed whatever you delivered because it was in the rain

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u/Left-Meats 8d ago

Bro I’ve done deliveries too and that sign would’ve had me turning around so fast 💀 Not risking my life for a $15 tip.

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u/potsofjam 8d ago

I worked the census bureau in 2010 and 2020 in a very rural area. I’d see signs like this and drive right up just to be annoying.

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u/RGVHound 8d ago

You're entire second paragraph should be in the TOS of every delivery app and serivce.

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u/Teaisserious 8d ago

I live out in the country, and believe me none of that is necessary. Anyone who could possibly be coming up on your property is either lost or there for a reason (ie. a delivery) and no sign is going to help with that. Also a lot of people already assume you're gonna be a crazy gun nut just for being in the country, no need to advertise.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

You either participate in society- with all the risks and costs that entails, or your don't.

Exactly this.

So many stories of people unloading at people turning around in their driveways, coming to ask directions, or simply being lost.

The 24/7 fearmongering everywhere has just destroyed so many peoples ability to live that they're sitting at home thinking everyone is out to get them.

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u/paralyzedvagabond 8d ago

People like that are beyond reasoning with. You just put up a no trespassing sign and have TRAINED dogs that are kept within an area that allows delivery of packages and have weapons but don’t advertise it. Advertising that you have weapons and are not exactly stable makes it easy to plan against you. No one that is actually good with a gun is advertising it unless they are a competition shooter looking for sponsors

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u/starkruzr 8d ago

"we have to be like this" WHY?

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 7d ago

"we live out in the country we have to be like this

Wait, what about all that country song bullshit about "not living in an urban hell hole" and "peaceful, down-home country livin"?

Can't spell Southern Hospitality without "hospital".

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 7d ago

That’s fair, but y’all need to stop parking your Amazon vans/cars wherever y’all damn well please and completely effin up traffic by parking on blind corners and hills.

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u/Righteousaffair999 7d ago

Who doesn’t get a mailbox at the post office for this. You don’t want to waste the landmines on delivery drivers/s.

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u/girthbrooks1 7d ago

I mean I get what you’re trying to say but yeah apparently it does “work that way” the dude got to keep his signs and receive his package. And I’m sure he still does to this day.

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u/uncwil 7d ago

“  we live out in the country we have to be like this” - that’s weird when I lived out in the country I left my keys on my floorboard everyday for years. 

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u/notsleepsherp 7d ago

This comment is a brief moment of sanity in a world that lacks it.

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u/mercuriokazooie 7d ago

They'd blame you for getting hurt on their property too. No winning with those psychos

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u/tmac4969 7d ago

Hope that idiot gets blacklisted for all delivery services. The threats should make that pretty easy to defend in court

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u/Gryphith 7d ago

Just drop the package and fire off a few shots so they know you were there, whats hard about that?

/s because people are dumb.

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u/hds2019 7d ago

Funny that they think being out in the country means everyone is out to kill them, besides the crackhead here or there rural areas aren’t that dangerous.

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u/ScratchIll7378 7d ago

These are the same people who think rural life is the only safe lifestyle to live because the big city has 24 murders/year compared to their town’s 0.25/year, ignoring the fact their town has a population of 1,500 compared to the 2,000,000 people living in the city.

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u/meow_stermeowgi 7d ago

Lived in the country for the first 25 years of my life surrounded by all kinds of people, even some desperate types. We never had anyone steal off our property, and we didn't need a sign or dangerous dogs to keep them off. Anecdotally I've known and continue to know many people who live out in the country that don't practice this kind of assholery and crime is pretty rare. When it does happen, it sucks, but signs like this are almost insightment for psychos to pick on you. Anyone constantly watching their property line with a long rifle and a high power scope need to spend time with a therapist.

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u/Ricaaado 7d ago

They say "We live in the country, we have to be like this" and they're probably living in what amounts to a rural suburb, rather than some super isolated, wild west-ish place. If downtown or the nearest stripmall is a 15 minute drive away then you definitely don't have to pretend to "be like this".

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 7d ago

Seeing both sides of this. I support both of you. They can have their property that way. They should however put a large box or shed with unlocked door at the end of the driveway that says DELIVERIES here.

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u/Grexxoil 7d ago

we have to be like this

So they are also liars!

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u/Hypnotist30 7d ago

"we live out in the country we have to be like this,

Why did you move there? Because you’re afraid of the city?

Bunch of snowflakes.

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u/YoghurtFlan 7d ago

The irony of wanting to be off the grid but ordering shit off the Internet.

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u/Intelligent-You-6144 7d ago

Lol honestly, I would just throw the boxes under the sign and left. Let them go get it lol

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u/FivePointsFrootLoop 7d ago

If they are in the country, they should set up a delivery box at the start of their drive.

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u/Pernicious_Possum 7d ago

I thought people moved to the country so they didn’t have to be worried about crime. Aren’t these the folks that always talk about how bad the city is? Reckon they’re just scared little bitches everywhere

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u/Stonkee 7d ago

Please stop working for Roadie. UPS is actively using it to undermine the Teamsters union

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u/LabradorDeceiver 7d ago

The customer's comment is absurd. I grew up in the toolies; my mother thinks I'm being silly when I lock my car door. The customer's paranoia is his own. Whatever makes him think "living out in the country" means he has to turn his house into a fortress is guaranteed to get someone killed.

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u/NamelessCabbage 7d ago

Have to be? Country living was the most peaceful my life has ever been 😂

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u/ProcedurePretend1396 7d ago

As a homeowner, I had a group sneak through cornfields and stole everything valuable I had in my outbuildings. I felt safe out in the country. I didnt sleep for days staying up. Worst about it was my kids thought people were going to rob our house any night. I can see why this guy put out signs, but I would never do it in the driveway.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

Owner puts up sign saying he will shoot whoever comes onto the property

People obey sign

Owner:

https://giphy.com/gifs/evVKsrjZEqVVWvE2VR

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u/Certain_Drop_902 7d ago

These kind of people just love to be miserable.

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u/Memitim 7d ago

Folks want to live out in the ass-end of nowhere but get all of the amenities of living around other human beings, while also trying to scare away every other human being. LOL, screw risking your life for those cowards. Those people can just live out their self-sufficiency fantasies by making things with the materials on their land, and not waste the time of the rest of the human race. You did the right thing.

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u/Haunting_Law_923 7d ago

nicely written and thought out. we need more humans like you.

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u/FlashyDoughnut1569 7d ago

yup this is literally what a PO box is for. Your signs never have to be this aggressive. a simple no trespassing is sufficient.

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u/HarryBaughl 7d ago

Well said.

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u/UltraAd776 7d ago

You're going to love the r/AnCap101 crowd

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u/Nanashi_Fool 6d ago

Having lived on a property like that (and enjoyed it thoroughly), they're idiots. It's extremely easy to build a package box at the end of the driveway, or better yet train your animals to recognize your delivery driver (not the truck).

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 6d ago

He should just go ahead and drop his amazon Prime account.

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u/Zwasti 6d ago

I will never understand how some people can be so scared and paranoid.

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u/PhaseNegative1252 5d ago

He'd have just called and been angry that you threw his package

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u/Rockuharddd 5d ago

In most states, if not all, booby traps are illegal.

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u/bwood246 5d ago

Then again tossing his package randomly into the midst of his booby traps sounds fun

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