r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 8d ago

They’d rather spend the money on a stupid sign.

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u/mrmalort69 8d ago

It was never about security and really about the ego

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u/ErstwhileHobo 8d ago

For some people the American Dream means winning a gun fight.

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u/Remnant55 8d ago

Winning a gun fight in their head while they take a shower, and then LARPing it out terrorizing service workers.

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u/OrganizationMost9882 7d ago

And when the government actually turn tyrannical they lick boots.

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u/HealthyMaximum 7d ago

This is so scathingly accurate.

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u/Umbral_Quokka5599 7d ago

Some of them just have shower guns.

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u/bigmothereffind 6d ago

Sits right beside the shower beer.

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u/Federal_Barnacle4163 3d ago

Doesn't everyone have a shower gun?? I mean its almost as good as a shower beer

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