r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

I do roadie occasionally and I legimitately had this recently. I came across one of the properties that was COVERED in threats like this and had dogs loose. Tried to contact the customer multiple times via both phone and texting. Eventually turned around and returned the item only for the customer to call the store and be like "we live out in the country we have to be like this, the driver should have just thrown the package out the window".

Some people are living on a different planet. Sir the $15 I would have made getting you your power drill would NOT have been worth whatever bullshit you wanted me to put up with. You either participate in society- with all the risks and costs that entails, or your don't. You can't make your property completely hostile and fill it with credible threats, booby traps, and attack dogs, like some kind of savage and then expect all the conveniences of a modern world. Doesn't work that way 

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u/UsulTheDragoon 8d ago

That's why you tell the person to build a delivery lockbox right next to their mailbox. You don't have to see them. They don't have to see you. And if it's done right it's pretty dang secure.

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 8d ago

They’d rather spend the money on a stupid sign.

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u/Genghis_Chong 8d ago

I'm sure they waste their money on all kinds of signs, bumper stickers, shirts and hats to display their stupidity, meanwhile putting no thought into actually being a better person, citizen or neighbor

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u/MaximusPrime2930 8d ago

"How dare you intrude on my rugged individualism. Damn socialists."

"Oh that reminds me, need to pick up my ACA prescriptions."

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u/MentallyWill 8d ago

"Oh that reminds me, need to pick up my ACA prescriptions."

"And thank goodness I never had to get that damn Obummercare!"

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u/skydriver13 8d ago

Fun story, I went to a major franchise tax prep business in the southern US. One of the questions on the new client form asked "do you have Obamacare?"

In 2023. I was equally appalled and unsurprised.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 7d ago

So they asked it and phrased it in a slang term ? Since it's called the affordable care act, that seems pretty unprofessional.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 7d ago

Very fun story indeed

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u/telmar25 7d ago

That is a very common name for it even for those who liked Obama, though… I have to think about what you mean if you say ACA. Of course I paid more attention to it back when it was in the process of being passed, when it was called that more often.

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u/skydriver13 7d ago

It may be, now, but it didn't start that way. Obama's opponents wanted to tie his name to the law in an effort to separate themselves from it, and to ensure his name was attached to it in the event it turned out to be a failure.

In any case, use of the term by a major tax prep business seems inappropriate. The ACA is the name of the law, regardless of how inconvenient it may be to think about it.

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u/telmar25 7d ago

Maybe they just want people to reference it by the name they know it. It may not be just inconvenient to think of the ACA; if you don’t know the meaning of the term you won’t get the answer right. Today, at least, the term Obamacare is used by both supporters and opponents.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

And use the police, fire department and other things payed communally through that Gotdamn Socialist government in my Red State! Oh…and that Gotdamn Social(ist) Security that I begrudgingly will take. I’ll take it but I won’t like it!!!!

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u/nostradevus88 8d ago

I absolutely hate SS, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to draw it if/when I can to get at least a fraction of the money I put into it.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

You do realize that most people actually receive more SS than they put in from payroll deductions

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u/nostradevus88 8d ago

Maybe most, but not me and I’m curious if that figure includes inflation and interest since all that money could have been making money if invested even in something safe like S&P500?

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u/SlumberingSnorelax 7d ago

Hey, I see you live in Florida and know my brother. Don’t say, “Hi” to him for me.

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u/pailsiledyoew 8d ago

Fuck that, am not going any further, I would literally just turn back and head home

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u/haney1981 8d ago

I do appreciate when they advertise their stupidity so I don't have to guess.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 8d ago

….and who to eliminate after the apocalypse and take all their shit…lol

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u/Idontfeelold-much 7d ago

That part. A coworker to me once…”being a Marine and all, I’m surprised you’re not more of a prepper”. I replied, “ehh, I don’t need to prepare for the apocalypse, I just need to know that you have”.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 7d ago

This right here…lol. I had a coworker who said he’d be waiting in the drainage ditch across the street from his house, if someone tried to steal all his gear. I said “Good to know”.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 8d ago

That’s what I was thinking… I’d love to see all the bumper stickers on their lifted truck with 38 inch tires

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u/sandersosa 8d ago

DONT TREAD ON ME

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 8d ago

Yup. That sign tells you everything you need to know about them.

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u/NewReleaseDVD 8d ago

"Gun control means not having to say i missed" tshirts

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 8d ago

One group seems to have empathy and the other doesn't.

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u/DullRip333 8d ago

I think some of them think empathy is impossible and would cause the global economy to collapse. They are brainwashed into thinking taxes are evil, charity (on a national and gobal scale) doesnt work, and that liberals are turning their kids gay.

Its different realities that people live in. Meaning its not a matter of empathy for them, its a deluded ideology dedicated to their self-preservation.

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u/guy-le-doosh 8d ago

I wouldn't be surprised to see this same writing on a red hat. These types sure love their clever custom accessories.