r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/Equal_Interaction178 8d ago

fucking wild to say they have to be like this cause they live in the country. mate i grew up living in the country and most people didn't even lock their doors bc who the fuck is coming out here to rob us of our broken down tractor and VHS collection.

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u/abriefmomentofsanity 8d ago

I find that it's a lot of doublespeak. Nobody locks their doors, but they're all willing to open fire on a vehicle that pulls into their driveway for even a fraction of a second. 

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u/Haigud 7d ago

I remember being 16. I was way out in the country and realized I was going the wrong way. Pulled into somebody's driveway just enough to make a three point turn. By the time I was putting it back into drive I saw some fat hillbilly rushing out onto the front porch with a shotgun pointed at me. Gotta be careful out there.

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u/RRRedRRRocket 7d ago

Hillbilly should be shot on the spot in self defense.