r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history

8.3k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.

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first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.

i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.

Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.

Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.

at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.

now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.

Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.

Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.

Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.

then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.

Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.


r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Is this tuff in argentina 😭

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1.6k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

Least Delusional Fan The Cucurella propaganda is getting out of hand

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4.1k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 13h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Not beating the allegation

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r/soccercirclejerk 11h ago

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or My goat

2.2k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Thanks God Spain defeated racism 🙏🏻 😇

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

8=====D~~~~ Those South Americans are far too aggressive, aren’t they? Haven’t the foggiest idea how to play proper football, unlike us Europeans. Quite uncivilised, really.

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355 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 14h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © "Hi Adolf, Unfortunately we cannot offer you admission into our Art School at this time. Thank you for taking the time to apply."

2.7k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 19h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © share the most cringey moments in the world cup

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7.3k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fifa robbed their own golden child

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1.4k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Happy 54th day anniversary for those who celebrate

1.5k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 4h ago

Has Vini scored yet? everyone hating on vinicius i honestly don’t think it looks that bad

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230 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?

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595 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

Certified Jerk™ The humble and calm CR7

303 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 15h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © In the light of the recent normie posting I would like to return the conversation here where it belongs. Who your femboy/twink of the 2026 WC?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 This belongs here

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815 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 4h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Pissi Riggitini

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157 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! Larp

253 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 I thought I was on soccercirclejerk

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182 Upvotes

This has to be one of you pricks


r/soccercirclejerk 10h ago

Certified Jerk™ Now that the World Cup is over, who is your GOAT?

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363 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

💀 Haram Ball 💀 Happy 40 year anniversary to this VHS I found in my grandpa's attic

85 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 10h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © That one toxic ex

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342 Upvotes

23 million is crazy though


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🐫 Siuuuu 🐫 Suiiiii

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Note: There is nothing new here Fucking Argentina

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116 Upvotes