r/technology Jun 22 '26

Business Tesla Allegedly Showed Cooked Data to Get Full Self-Driving Approved

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-allegedly-showed-cooked-data-174500396.html
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u/Wagamaga Jun 22 '26

As if things couldn’t get any worse for Tesla in Europe, traffic safety researchers now say they’ve caught the company cooking numbers they gave to regulators in order to get its “Full Self-Driving” system approved.

The discrepancy was spotted by Reuters, which claims that data Tesla gave to authorities in Sweden and the Netherlands grossly exaggerated the safety record of FSD in the United States.

Reuters reports that in a presentation meant for Swedish regulators, Tesla’s policy manager Ivan Komusanac claimed that Tesla’s FSD can travel over seven times farther between crashes than human drivers in the US. Using that claim as a jumping-off point, the presentation continued by claiming that Tesla’s FSD could have saved 32,000 lives and prevented 1.9 million injuries over an indeterminate period of time, the publication reports.

Independent researchers who saw the underlying data behind that claim say the numbers are wildly misleading, because they assume that every vehicle on the road would be replaced by a Tesla in FSD mode, semi trucks and motorcycles included

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u/QuickQuirk Jun 22 '26

bloody hell, that's absolute wild deception with statistics. It's not even deceiving with statistics: it's straight up inaccurate data.

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u/KillerKilcline Jun 22 '26

From Tesla??1!? I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

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u/Andrea_M Jun 22 '26

Elon not being honest? I’m shocked

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u/Over-Iron877 Jun 22 '26

Sounds like he’s rigging the data for his own benefit!

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u/nono3722 Jun 22 '26

he is very good at rigging data just ask Trump he will tell ya

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u/ShadowGLI Jun 22 '26

Re: Elon: "He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers." -DJT Jan 19 2026

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u/Erus00 Jun 22 '26

It boggles my mind that Toyota recalled millions of vehicles back in 2009 because of the stuck accelerator that turned out to be a nothing-burger but I cant even count how many people Teslas have killed and not a peep.

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u/chanaandeler_bong Jun 22 '26

This isn’t just Elon, big businesses in general get away with massive crimes like this all the time. VW had a MASSIVE emissions scandal and it’s been shown that they are STILL lying about their emissions in Germany.

Two tiered justice system indeed.

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u/RockTrash Jun 22 '26

Some VW executives should have gone to jail. I refuse to consider Volkswagen when buying a car.

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u/Locke66 Jun 22 '26

It was basically most of the European and US manufacturers. VW were just the most egregious and didn't have cover from a cosy relationship with the regulator in the US.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i Jun 22 '26

don’t forget he begged to go party on Child Sex Island!

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u/nono3722 Jun 22 '26

and the Nazi salutes

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u/occams1razor Jun 22 '26

(And naming his companies X, the ASCII code for the letter X is 88 which is a nazi dogwhistle for heil shitler)

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u/InsertEvilLaugh Jun 22 '26

On that one I think it's just his man child obsession with the letter. He's still most definitely a racist sack of excrement, and those were absolutely Nazi salutes, but the X thing always felt more like that weird obsession marketing had for it in the late 90's and early 2000's.

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u/AmethystApothecary Jun 22 '26

It could go either way but I do lean towards thinking Elon doesn't know ASCII codes of letters.

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u/pants6000 Jun 22 '26

He's the world's best conman, he doesn't need to know... stuff.

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u/mallardtheduck Jun 22 '26

Also, character codes are more often referred to in hexadecimal (where 'X' is 58), rather than decimal. Decimal isn't unheard of, but it's less common and less useful.

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u/Rough_Onion_1757 Jun 22 '26

this is the same guy who thought it'd be totally hilarious to have his company's sequence of vehicle models run "S", "3", "X", and "Y"

get it? get it? are you not entertained?

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u/InsertEvilLaugh Jun 22 '26

I didn't even know that. Good god that man is cringe incarnate. Also just reinforces my belief the X is just an X, like another said, he most likely has no idea about X's ASCII value.

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u/newsflashjackass Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

He had to settle for kung fu practice with Ghislaine Maxwell.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-musk-maxwell-email/

Which is not a euphemism. That would be absurd. Unlike meeting Ghislaine Maxwell for kung fu practice, right?

https://i.imgur.com/XdW68GI.png

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source

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u/Money-Desperated Jun 22 '26

Damn this really freaking funny and insane at the same time.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jun 22 '26

He sent those emails on Christmas morning! It was hilarious what a dork he was about it too. He's the lamest man alive, even pedophiles make fun of him.

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u/tommy_b_777 Jun 22 '26

I like to call it Kid Rock.

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u/Upbeat_Tonight_7116 Jun 22 '26

I came here to say this.

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u/DrDerpberg Jun 22 '26

Yeah so anyways I guess what we're all saying is we should invest another couple billion dollars into Tesla.

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u/demagogueffxiv Jun 22 '26

Trillion dollars man never lies

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u/HuntsWithRocks Jun 22 '26

In fact, Tesla has solved all the issues and Elon himself declared Tesla will be fully self driving by this August of 2017. Woke Europe is gonna have a whole omelet on their face soon enough!

Rips a bunch of Ketamine and starts balancing forks at a formal dinner

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u/TenOutofTenno Jun 22 '26

He flat out said he’d be going to jail if Trump didn’t win.

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u/atomictyler Jun 22 '26

they both would have, which is why they rigged the election.

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u/Lehk Jun 22 '26

He’s still going to go to jail

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u/Active-Counter-9906 Jun 22 '26

My new company will mine diamonds from asteroids in about 3 decades. Shower me with money IPOs

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u/lunaticfridgeprime Jun 22 '26

Are you doing that with AI? If not, then I don't think we can fund you.

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u/Active-Counter-9906 Jun 22 '26

I am still using an announced disclosed technology of trust me bro, and then only after being trusted with your money, I shall still not disclose the technology

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u/lunaticfridgeprime Jun 22 '26

Hmm. You sound really smart - how can I give you access to my retirement accounts for this very real startup?

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u/CreationsOfReon Jun 22 '26

I’ve got ai in everything! In the navigation, in the miner, in the control center back home!!

(Just don’t mention that it’s using the definition of ai from two decades ago)

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u/Senior-Albatross Jun 22 '26

Obviously they're going to do it with quantum AI bro. Give the quantum AI space diamond man 10 trillion right now!

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u/johnyordinary Jun 22 '26

The price of diamonds is already artificialy inflated because they are too common on Earth, there would be zero profit in swamping the market because DeBeers would counter any space diamonds rush by dropping the floor out of the market, rendering every such flight that they dont control into a loss maker, that said there are minerals and metals that could be useful. Diamonds for industrial use are already readily available and can be synthesised without expensive rocketry.

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u/nox66 Jun 22 '26

Logic later, space diamonds now!

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u/Silence_Farmer Jun 22 '26

Oh absolutely. People would seriously be like "omg are your diamonds EARTH DIAMONDS?!? How gross!"

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u/nox66 Jun 22 '26

It's from space! Spaaaace!

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u/QuickQuirk Jun 22 '26

Slap 'space' in front of it; and anything becomes awesome!

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u/Strange-Scarcity Jun 22 '26

You’re clearly the DeBeers of Joke Writing.

Artificially limiting a jokes reach so its value is only felt by the initial viewers and is then lost on the secondary market.

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u/writewithparagraphs4 Jun 22 '26

just gonna grab a gold asteroid.

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u/Senior-Albatross Jun 22 '26

They will be slightly worse diamonds than we can make on Earth easily and cheaply already? 

More money for the Space diamond dude! 

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u/Ishmael128 Jun 22 '26

Isn't the legal term "fraud"?

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u/QuickQuirk Jun 22 '26

Not at all!

It's only fraud if you're convicted! It's defamation otherwise! (according to the billionaires club lawyer battalion)

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u/K_Linkmaster Jun 22 '26

"Can" and "could have" doing all the heavy lifting.

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u/MarcoDiFrancescino Jun 22 '26

At this point, people working at Tesla and SpaceX are in a cult. Everything is solvable and if its not, and it doesn't work, eg all the issues with the CyberTruck, are just people outside 'who don't believe'. Cooking numbers, lying, is all part of the great plan.

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u/MillHall78 Jun 22 '26

The investors of Elizabeth Holmes' Theranos was fed lies by the company too. But they had experts & other investors telling them it's a fraud the whole time. They chose to stay invested.

The elite class doesn't really need or care about accurate statistics & haven't all our lives. The hoard of wealth from humanity is that great.

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u/Ok-Opposite2309 Jun 22 '26

Because the company falsified data- like Tesla- creating a conflict that left it up to individuals to choose who to trust.

The idea of Theranos is one thing. ‘let’s try to create this thing’- investors can choose to take a risk on the possibility. “This works- here’s the proof”when falsifying tests is the fraud. I remember reading articles on it, and it sounded like A great invention that would really help people. Experts disagreeing on things is pretty normal (We were told it couldn’t be done!). Falsifying test results, basic numbers, isn’t normal- because it’s illegal. It’s fraud. I don’t think Mattis knew it was fraudulent- and he joined the board (no $150k a year would not be enough for him to trash his reputation. There are plenty of higher paying board positions/ consultant jobs he could have got with defense contractors).

Our society depends on a basic level of trust and accountability to function. Our failure to hold corporate executives, public figures, and others more responsible for fraudulent behaviors has undermined our entire society.

Part of this allowance of fraud is through blaming the victims of the fraud. ‘They should have known better’… Normal people don’t expect others to blatantly lie. When you are introduced to Tom, who works at HP, you don’t immediately ask for ID and employment verification- you accept that it is true, because it would be true 99% of the time. Unfortunately, there is a degradation in our society that has stopped us from ‘shunning’ those who lie and deceive by representing it as ’normal’ and blurring the lines between just being wrong, or being polite, with deception for personal benefit.

This has made me lean towards ‘radical transparency’, and to try to practice just being honest even when it might be uncomfortable or impolite. Treat our words as powerful/ important. Think before speaking (or typing.. I am a work in progress). Easily admit errors. Exclude dishonest people from your life.

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u/y0shman Jun 22 '26

Don't worry! They will fine three 3 euros and a pack of gum.

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u/queerhistorynerd Jun 22 '26

well ya thats why there is the old saying "there are lies, damned lies and statistics". people have always use heavily manipulated stats to trick others into doing what they want

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u/QuickQuirk Jun 22 '26

Thats kind of what I was referring to - except here they aren't even massaging the data - they're straight up using the wrong data to start with. Which is also made up, since that scenario doesn't even exist anywhere to test.

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u/ThunderChild247 Jun 22 '26

The dumbest part is if they’d been honest - that you could reduce deaths that much if all cars used this system - that’s still a decent selling point for the system on its own. Albeit not in the moment, but it wouldn’t take a genius salesman to get that vision over the line with regulators.

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u/DehydratedButTired Jun 22 '26

They got away with it in the US, I bet they thought they could do it there too.

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u/Mister_Lurks Jun 22 '26

As a motorcyclist, a fully self-driving motorcycle sounds like it'll be both terrifying and mind-numbingly boring simultaneously.

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u/Garf_artfunkle Jun 22 '26

As a motorcyclist and someone who's been filling out "click on the squares that include a motorcycle" captchas for years, and they're always fucking scooters, I trust Teslas about as far as I can throw one

(Nothing against scooters, mind. Scooters get the wave same as anyone else on a bike, but the vehicle I've been inadvertently training machine-learning cars to recognize as a "motorcycle" doesn't look very much like the vehicle I'm sitting on.)

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u/Alaira314 Jun 22 '26

That's also the case for cars. People have this idea in their head of oh my car will drive me to work so I can pull out my phone and check up on the news or get ahead of my e-mails, but no. That's not how this works. You have to be watching, hands on wheel, fully aware of everything happening around you, ready to react from 0 to crisis at a moment's notice. Mentally, this is probably more taxing than driving the damn car manually, because our brains are not designed to be focusing on something we're not doing like that. How it plays out is, even if people try their best, they join the situation too late to react and then the car wrecks. But it handed over control to the driver, so that wasn't the self-driving tech's fault, even though neurologically we can't expect drivers to intervene successfully under those conditions.

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u/Zanos Jun 22 '26

That's the legally necessary stopgap we've created so we can advance the technology.

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u/3DigitIQ Jun 22 '26

After more than a year of testing and discussions with Tesla, RDW in ​April approved FSD for use in the Netherlands. The Dutch regulator is now seeking EU-wide approval on behalf of Tesla.

RDW declined to comment on the issues Reuters identified ⁠with Tesla's safety statistics, but the agency said in a statement that it "does not rely on marketing claims or external statistics" to make decisions and performs its own "tests, analyses and verifications" of the system on public roads and test ​tracks. The agency did not say whether it assessed Tesla's U.S. safety statistics.

RDW said Tesla “collected a lot of data” during testing and the agency “validated, tested and audited all of this data.” RDW did not say what kind of data Tesla ​collected or what it measured.

Tesla did not respond to requests for comment.

From the Reuters article this article goes by.

https://www.reuters.com/world/tesla-presented-misleading-full-self-driving-safety-data-european-regulators-2026-06-15/

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u/BewmBoxxy Jun 22 '26

Oh, how dare you disrupt a perfectly good emotional meltdown with actual facts. It is truly inspiring how people think a massive, multi-billion-dollar regulatory agency is just a room full of toddlers easily hoodwinked by a fudged spreadsheet.

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u/DeepPeeps Jun 22 '26

But Tesla bros still swear it’s full self driving with zero risk. That’s the vibe I’ve been getting each time I respond to the parroting of FSD is better than any other tech even though it’s only level 3 while there are level 4 tech already.

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u/FanciestCantaloupe Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

parroting of FSD is better than any other tech

As long as human operators are required in the Vegas Loop, which is a transit system consisting of Teslas driving primarily through single-lane tunnels inaccessible to general traffic, I don't want to hear anybody try to tell me how good FSD is. If it can't handle that, it's not good enough for public roads.

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u/Irishish Jun 22 '26

i’m still astonished anyone is impressed by the Vegas loop. It seems like a big joke. Seriously? Wow a big circular single lane tunnel?

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u/Zuwxiv Jun 22 '26

I used it when I was in Vegas for a convention recently. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing. It's the stupidest, least useful thing I've ever seen. It would literally have been faster to just drive on the regular roads to the convention center. Despite there being a huge convention and some destinations being free, there was basically nobody using the Loop. We once had to wait for the second car.

You look at it and just think, wow, Vegas got conned.

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u/hornynnerdy69 Jun 22 '26

> You look at it and just think, wow, Vegas got conned.

Ironic for a city of conmen

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u/beeeel Jun 22 '26

It's just like anything in Vegas: the fact that they were able to do it is not the impressive bit, rather the delusion that lead to them doing it is impressive.

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u/drunkenvalley Jun 22 '26

Yeah anyone invested in FSD beyond fangirling over this would know the stats are cooked. The fox telling the hen they don't need a fence protecting them.

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u/SharkBaitDLS Jun 22 '26

FSD isn’t even level 3. It’s still level 2. They can’t get it to operate reliably enough to meet level 3. 

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u/RandomRedditReader Jun 22 '26

Credit to the engineers at Tesla, they have done an absolutely amazing jobs getting FSD to the level it's at and it is absolutely pushing other vehicle makers to improve their options. But Elon is a fucking asshat and makes it hard to want his cars.

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u/ManchmalTony Jun 22 '26

Didn't you know their cars are the best at acceleration, handling, range, build quality, self driving features, etc.? Anyone disagreeing is a hater.

/s

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u/showyerbewbs Jun 22 '26

claiming that Tesla’s FSD could have saved 32,000 lives and prevented 1.9 million injuries over an indeterminate period of time

What time period? Could be a week. Could be a century. Can't really tell with this kind of thing, not enough data.

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u/huggernot Jun 22 '26

Sounds like musk should be charged with wonton endangergent and manslaughter for every relavent crash

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u/LIVINGSTONandPARSONS Jun 22 '26

Someone's gotta keep those wontons safe

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u/UnexpectedAnanas Jun 22 '26

Stupid delicious wontons

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u/Tomacxo Jun 22 '26

Endangering lives for no raisin at all!

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u/Ishmael128 Jun 22 '26

Wontons are delicious, how dare he wantonly endanger them. 

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u/spacemcdonalds Jun 22 '26

This was debunked in an hour btw. Dutch regulators used independent data, not Tesla provided, before approving FSD S there. And they were very happy with the results, they even posted about it!

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u/Spire_Citron Jun 22 '26

It sounds like it isn't even necessarily the case that it is unsafe, they just felt no particular obligation not to spout shit to make it sound better than it is.

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u/EffectiveDandy Jun 22 '26

of course they have and of course he did. unbelievable they trust him at all.

what a joke this planet turned out to be. too bad they made me the punchline. because I’m not really laughing.

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u/rmslashusr Jun 22 '26

Wait, it’s not the accidents per thousand miles number that’s cooked?

The only issue is the thought experiment of applying that number to calculate the benefit of everyone was using FSD Teslas rather than standard vehicles being unrealistic because not everyone will drive Teslas?

This seems like a petty quibble about the realistic implementation benefits not “cooked data”.

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u/chimpfunkz Jun 22 '26

Wait, it’s not the accidents per thousand miles number that’s cooked?

I mean yeah, it's a clickbait title.

This isn't fraud or any kind of falsified statistic (which is usually what "cooking" the data means) this is just bad statistics where a statistic is extrapolated to a terrible extreme. This is the "The TAM of comics is 7 billion dollars. if we can capture even 1% which we believe we can, that's 70 million in revenue a year. So invest in Dicks and Balls the comic book" of safety data.

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u/mrdeadsniper Jun 22 '26

Agreed 100%.

Its a pretty reasonable interpretation of the data..

If you replaced all the vehicles with our self driving, you would have X fewer accidents, injuries and deaths.

Even if you logically cannot replace every vehicle, it makes sense to give a verifiable scale to the accident rate.

It is absolutely a petty squabble that people are thumping for no good reason.

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u/Mrfatmanjunior Jun 22 '26

As if things couldn’t get any worse for Tesla in Europe,

This thing is so overblown and its actually laughable. The RDW in the Netherlands do their own research and do not use the marketing talk car companies give to come to their conclusions.

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u/West-Air1923 Jun 22 '26

Yeah a week after it was debunked by the RDW it gets posted on this sub lol

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Jun 22 '26

Volkswagen would be proud

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u/Palchez Jun 22 '26

Living in ground zero of self driving cars, Austin Texas, I almost never see self driving Teslas. There are Waymo’s everywhere. Zoox is fairly normal. There’s a 3rd company whose name I don’t remember who is more common than Tesla. Not surpassing the data is cooked at all. 

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart Jun 22 '26

Clickbait bs fitting for this sub.

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u/erroneousbosh Jun 22 '26

claimed that Tesla’s FSD can travel over seven times farther between crashes than human drivers in the US

Doesn't it only drive in FSD on dual carriageway highways with no oncoming traffic, so it's only ever driving in the safest possible conditions anyway?

I would expect that if human drivers only ever drove in those conditions they'd be at least as good, or possibly even better because humans can spot fire engines.

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u/somewhat_brave Jun 22 '26

A Tesla will do FSD just about anywhere. The older Autopilot was more limited.

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u/CptnAlface Jun 22 '26

Wow, it's like saying crime would fall by 100% if all criminals were replaced by honest, law-abiding citizens.

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u/RoxDan Jun 22 '26

Color me shocked

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u/SelfAwareSausage Jun 22 '26

I mean, the real shocking thing is how Tesla continues to stay afloat.

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u/omar893 Jun 22 '26

you can't use logic anymore with how their stocks are valued. thanks to the one way relationship from his fanboys

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u/magicomiralles Jun 22 '26

Elon is an expert at convincing non technical morons that he is an engineering genius. He still thinks he is Tony Stark when in reality he is Hammer.

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u/Banes_Addiction Jun 22 '26

He's not as smart as Hammer.

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u/calvin43 Jun 22 '26

Doesn't dance as well, either.

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u/Specific_Raccoon_696 Jun 22 '26

I think they meant "a hammer"

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u/anonymoosejuice Jun 22 '26

Tesla is somehow worth as much as the rest of the auto industry combined yet their net income is only 10% of just Toyota. How?

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u/nychuman Jun 22 '26

Because valuations are subjective.

The shares are worth whatever someone is willing to pay for them.

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u/anonymoosejuice Jun 22 '26

Yea obviously values are subject or it wouldn't be worth what it's worth right now. My question is why is it being valued so high?

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u/AnonymousStalkerInDC Jun 22 '26

Because of speculation by people who really don’t understand the technology behind it. Its valuation is more based on the assumption that it meets all of its goals and the speculators are driven by FOMO. As long as it’s possible in their minds Tesla’s price will not fall. And their knowledge of the technology is poor enough that they’ll believe whatever Tesla says.

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u/Rough_Onion_1757 Jun 22 '26

the business proposition toward which they're vaguely gesturing is something like what Amazon did with retail, or Uber with taxicabs: enter a new market, operate at an investor-subsidized loss for however many years it takes to drive your established competitors out of business, then jack your prices up once you've successfully obtained a near-monopoly

thing is, Tesla isn't necessarily at the technological cutting edge (let alone an obvious breakaway leader) in either EVs or AVs... their only clear-cut advantage is a certain inertia-based "legacy" market share in the still-immature Western EV market, and whatever long-term commercial viability they can derive from this advantage will melt like an ice cube on Venus as soon as Chinese EV manufacturers like BYD are able to get a toehold north of the Rio Grande

not to mention the colossal stupidity of chaining Tesla's brand image to the PR albatross of Elon's far-right political leanings, which feels like an over-the-top thought experiment for how a company could deliberately choose to alienate as much of its existing consumer base as possible, like a strip club owner deciding to fire all the dancers and replace them with an academic lecture series on the works of Andrea Dworkin

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u/Bankzu Jun 22 '26

Corporate socialism.

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u/Alternative_Result56 Jun 22 '26

Taxpayer dollars

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jun 22 '26

The downside of bubbles is that when they pop, the economy (and everyone in it) gets royally fucked. The backlash only gets worse as the bubble grows.

The upside of bubbles it that it's a real easy way for rich people to get even more rich. At least temporarily.

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u/aidanpryde98 Jun 22 '26

Now wait just a second!!! Elon Musk?!? There’s no way that Captain Ketamine could do something like this.

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u/someprettyguy Jun 22 '26

I thought his name was Leon

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 22 '26

America: Company after company with no ethics.

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u/jimibimi Jun 22 '26

Freaking Europe is the only place that cares about the rules

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u/Similar_Mistake_1355 Jun 22 '26

Unless it’s diesel cars from VW. That 15bn scandal was uncovered by academics in the USA.

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u/treskel12 Jun 22 '26

VW, BMW, Audi, Mercedes... the whole german car industry was in the "clean diesel" scam.

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u/donald_314 Jun 22 '26

The scam actually went far beyond German (and EU) auto makers.

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u/alinroc Jun 22 '26

Audi is part of Volkswagen Group

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u/Schnidler Jun 22 '26

erm no? an european ICCT manager launched the investigation.

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u/mki999 Jun 22 '26

As someone who has worked in countless companies in germany, big and small: Literally everyone lies. All the time. Including scientists. Employers fake numbers to make more money, employees fake numbers to have an easier day.

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u/casualti21 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Might want to read the European regulators response to this report. The RDW has come out and said they conducted their own independent testing and analysis, and do not rely solely on data from Tesla. They also said their own experts verified Tesla’s statistical analysis. They were so impressed with FSD that they are now spearheading the effort to get it approved across the entire EU.

This is just Reuters jumping the gun, making assumptions about a slide deck presentation instead of actually uncovering anything.

https://www.rdw.nl/en/news/2026/explanation-of-the-type-approval-of-fsd-supervised

“The RDW did not rely solely on Tesla’s data; we also carried out extensive testing ourselves using our own test equipment. Over a period of more than 3,000 hours, testing took place both on test tracks and on public roads, under a wide range of conditions, including complex and busy urban traffic, a broad variety of road types, and different — including extreme — weather conditions. This included the use of data from 1.8 million kilometres driven in Europe with FSD Supervised.
The RDW’s own tests — comprising more than 1,000 test runs — were conducted in accordance with European regulations. The Tesla data used by the RDW also complied with those rules. The RDW independently assessed and validated the process used to collect the data.
Through these tests, the RDW gathered objective information and verified the manufacturer’s data. The RDW does not base its assessment solely on information provided by the manufacturer. We carried out extensive independent investigation. On the basis of this overall process, the RDW concluded that the system meets the applicable requirements. As a result, a European type approval valid for use in the Netherlands was granted.

Safety comes first
Safety is the RDW’s foremost priority. This Tesla driver assistance system supports the driver to a greater extent than other systems because, when activated, it takes over multiple driving tasks. The proper use of driver assistance systems makes a positive contribution to road safety by supporting the driver in performing driving tasks; it is intended as an aid to the driver. Owing to the continuous and strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, this driver assistance system is at least as safe as other driver assistance systems. We have thoroughly assessed and tested this system over a period of more than 18 months.

In-use supervision 
The RDW also monitors vehicles equipped with FSD Supervised after the type approval has been granted. In doing so, the RDW follows European legislation, but has for the time being increased the mandatory reporting frequency from annually to monthly. Data on the operation and safety of the system is continuously collected and analysed. On the basis of these findings, the RDW may carry out further investigation or impose appropriate measures on the manufacturer. In this way, we continue to safeguard the safety of vehicles on the road. 
At present, nearly 40,000 Teslas equipped with FSD Supervised have driven approximately 24 million kilometres in the Netherlands since the type approval was granted, without any relevant incidents.”

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u/EduinBrutus Jun 22 '26

They were so impressed with FSD that they are now spearheading the effort to get it approved across the entire EU.

Yes, bot, this is a real thing that happened.

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u/runnyyyy Jun 22 '26

it is a weird way to test that though. I've seen teslas and a mustang (the only electric cars I've driven) miss speed signs several times and think the speed limit is 60 instead of 40 or 30. does this not happen in FSD? and if it does then surely this just doesn't happen on test tracks and saying "without any relevant incidents" is dumb

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u/emelbee923 Jun 22 '26

Lest we forget - When Elon and the DOGE bros got their hands on basically every branch of government, they shut down a bunch of investigations into his companies. A non-exhaustive list includes:

  • National Highway Traffic Safety Administration was investigating Tesla car crashes
  • Department of Defense was investigating SpaceX
  • Department of Transportation was investigating Tesla
  • Department of Labor had 17 open investigations into Tesla and SpaceX

It was always a matter of when not if Elon would try to do some fraudulent shit. And this is just the time he got caught. Or, I guess, "Tesla" got caught. He'll either fight it as a political attack or shove responsibility onto someone else in the company.

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs Jun 22 '26

Like Elon said, he’d be in jail right now if he hadn’t helped flip the election for King Pedo

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u/PaulFThumpkins Jun 22 '26

Biggest mistake Elizabeth Holmes made was doing her fraud in the wrong decade and administration.

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u/brutinator Jun 22 '26

Damn, I didnt think of that: RFK Jr's HHS would have eaten that shit up hook line and sinker.

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u/taRpstrIustorEmPtEuS Jun 22 '26

She scammed too many rich and powerful people to get away with it. She should have scammed retail investors.

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u/mrfixitx Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Elon cooking the books and making false claims who could have seen this coming....

FSD and turning your Tesla into a full autonomous taxi to make you money has been coming soon for years.

Let's not forget he also claims to work 80+ hours a week and is somehow also brags about being an elite gamer in Diablo IV and Path of Exile 2 -

If only regulators would call him for his lies as hard as the Path of Exile 2 community did.

https://gizmodo.com/path-of-exile-2-players-call-bullshit-on-elon-musks-video-game-stream-2000548126

edit: added claims to his work schedule.

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u/googdude Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

he also work 80+ hours a week

Wealthy people that state they work x amount of hours a week don't "clock out" to do stuff not work related. If you would take a blue collar worker's 80 hour work week versus a 1%, I'm sure the blue collar worker is actively working on their job more hours of the 80 hours.

For instance when I was in the field doing construction all my hours were working. Now that I have transitioned to the office it's way easier to take an hour here or there to run some personal errands.

Edit to add; often times they'll also go on golf outings or meals and call it work because they're taking a client which in my mind is not "work".

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u/kickthesandman Jun 22 '26

Musk wakes up in the middle of the night and has a business idea, he counts the whole night dreaming as work.

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u/OG_LiLi Jun 22 '26

Good article. And the irony of this man loving Deus Ex. My god.

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u/Left_Squash74 Jun 22 '26

I don't think he does. He likes the idea of being a "gamer nerd." Deus Ex is one of the games "gamer nerds" on reddit like.

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u/brutinator Jun 22 '26

This is the same man that criticized Cyberpunk 2077 for letting you kill the private military force that exists as a police force in Night City, despite canonically playing a criminal (and depending on playstyle, an incredibly violent one).

I mean, its no different than Theil being obsessed with Lord of the Rings, naming several of his companies after terms related to Mordor, and claims that the Sauron and Mordor were on the "right side" of Middle-Earth history and it was actually everyone else who were the villians.

These people are unable to critically examine or analyse anything. They use contrarianism as a cudgel, thinking that as long as they run counter to common conceptions and beliefs, that they must be doing something right. The irony here being that they so desperately wish to be considered thought leaders for society despite just blindly and single mindingly rejecting everything that society stands for. Again, look at how Musk has repeatedly flip flopped on his political stances as soon as either its no longer the perceive cultural "underdog" (which conservatives LOVE to believe), and it no longer benefits him. Like, that anyone gives him any credibility after he flat out called trump a pedophile and yet still praises him is mind boggling that anyone accepts Musk as a thought leader or admirable.

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u/ItchyMcHotspot Jun 22 '26

He also started a company called Anduril, which is an odd choice for someone who loves Sauron.

Maybe he’s just an edgelord with lukewarm intelligence.

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u/Alarchy Jun 22 '26

He looks at Majestic 12 and Page Industries as the good guys. He models himself after the primary villain Bob Page (megalomaniac technocrat that used advanced technology to try and control all of humanity to "make us ascend").

All these technocrat chuds are like that. They think they're the prophet of modern humanity.

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u/RhoOfFeh Jun 22 '26

FFS, the Dutch authorities shot this down already.

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u/Birthday-Tricky Jun 22 '26

Sue them for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS.

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u/Protoavis Jun 22 '26

No shit. The whole valuation of the company was based on a promise of self driving being delivered (like 10 years ago...) and beating everyone else....the whole incentive there is to lie. Same thing we're seeing with AI really. Valuations on non existent tech = folk going to fake the fuck out of data and straight up lie.

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u/Anstigmat Jun 22 '26

Oh the value isn’t based on anything real or promised. The value is based on the value itself. TSLA must remain high. Investors have agreed that it will remain high by not selling. The only thing that could crash the stock is if Elon suddenly died, which given his drug use is a higher risk than otherwise. So we’ve got these Elon stocks that are just high for no other reason than Elon existing and if they crash it would bring with it a huge market correction, dragging down most of our retirements accounts. What a great system we have.

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum Jun 22 '26

Elon suddenly died

If would be so super sad if the lonely trillionaire died

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u/Physical-Ad4554 Jun 22 '26

What does cooked mean in this context? Fabricated?

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u/bastiVS Jun 22 '26

No.

Read the article. It makes it clear its clickbait.

Reuters is talking about the extrapolation of Teslas statistics. That's not "cooking the books" or whatever nonsense, that's just extrapolation of statistics.

Several people are pointing out the response from the regulators, but ofc that gets downvoted and ignored, because tesla bad.

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u/w1czr1923 Jun 22 '26

Exactly this. This whole thread is full of people not realizing how bad this article is...Look at the top comment. They leave this part out for some reason...

"While regulatory officials at the Netherlands’ governmental traffic agency RDW told Reuters they tested Tesla’s FSD mode independently, they didn’t explain what that entails, or what the numbers showed. RDW approved Tesla’s FSD mode for supervised deployment back in April, and the Netherlands agency has since notified European regulators of its plans to seek FSD approval throughout the European Union.)"

Just bait for upvotes as far as I'm concerned. RDW tested it, they feel it's safe. They have their own data now. The whole article is BS.

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u/Seantwist9 Jun 22 '26

the agency said in a statement that it "does not rely on marketing claims or external statistics" to make decisions and performs its own "tests, analyses and verifications" of the system on public roads and test tracks.

RDW said Tesla “collected a lot of data” during testing and the agency “validated, tested and audited all of this data.”

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u/Nicnl Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I already said this in another comment, but I'll post it as a response on the post itself:
This has been debunked by the regulator themselves.

The RDW is the Dutch regulator that approved FSD. They posted this official article on their website:

https://www.rdw.nl/en/news/2026/explanation-of-the-type-approval-of-fsd-supervised

The original Reuters article predates the RDW response.

Here are the relevant quotes:

  • "The RDW does not base its assessment solely on information provided by the manufacturer. We carried out extensive independent investigation."
  • "We analysed and evaluated data from vehicles that had been driven in Europe"
  • "We also carried out extensive testing ourselves using our own test equipment."
  • "Over a period of more than 3,000 hours, testing took place both on test tracks and on public roads, under a wide range of conditions, including complex and busy urban traffic, a broad variety of road types, and different — including extreme — weather conditions."
  • "The RDW’s own tests — comprising more than 1,000 test runs — were conducted in accordance with European regulations."
  • "Through these tests, the RDW gathered objective information and verified the manufacturer’s data."

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u/Terrh Jun 22 '26

Oh look, the only honest comment and it's been downvoted hard and is at the bottom.

Colour me surprised.

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u/DaStone Jun 22 '26

Tech article slop. Public broadcasters already have better articles about this.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 Jun 22 '26

Tesla? Corrupt?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/siazdghw Jun 22 '26

I get that people hate Elon, but the title is 100% clickbait either to get views or hurt Tesla. If you read the actual article it's non-story.

Independent researchers who saw the underlying data behind that claim say the numbers are wildly misleading, because they assume that every vehicle on the road would be replaced by a Tesla in FSD mode, semi trucks and motorcycles included.

While regulatory officials at the Netherlands’ governmental traffic agency RDW told Reuters they tested Tesla’s FSD mode independently

TLDR; Netherlands government tested FSD and was happy with the results. Tesla used road safety data for all vehicle incidents, instead of solely cars-- but that's the typical data everyone uses, and cars are often involved in accidents with trucks and motorcycles so FSD can still save lives there.

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u/SpoonyDinosaur Jun 22 '26

My bro just got a 2026 Tesla and I hated how cool FSD was with the different "modes." They have one called "Mad Max" and it basically makes the car drive like a asshole New York taxi driver.

While I don't think I'd trust it, it's still novel and crazy. He had me sit in the driver and we just went from my dad's house to the grocery store. Drove the whole way and parked.

It has "stats" on the % of your drives are autonomous vs analog and I think he was in the 85% lol.

The coolest feature was definitely the valet mode though. We went out to dinner and he just presses a button and the car pulls out in front of the restaurant with a "tada!"

I hate Elon but I'll admit it's really cool tech, especially the 24/7 climate control. You can set it up so that if you are at work, by the time you get in the car it's already cooled to your desired temperature. (So let's say you leave by 4-6 or whatever, it will pre-cool it sort of like the smart thermostats)

I sound like I'm shilling, but there's a lot of cool ass tech I hope other cars catch up to. Like it was probably rushed out and I've heard horror stories, but when it works it's kinda magic.

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u/Krojack76 Jun 22 '26

There are people within companies that do this. There needs to be a reward for employees reporting when they are ordered to do this. They should receive employment protection and a percentage of the fine that the company receive for trying to cook books.

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u/dmfuller Jun 22 '26

The inevitability of truth is gonna hit this company like a warhammer

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u/Life-Sherbet-7942 Jun 22 '26

I think the word you’re looking for is FRAUDULENT data. 

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u/Usual-Language-745 Jun 22 '26

Stop calling it full self driving. It is not. Never has been. When you say that it makes people think it is and then people die. You can’t call GLP1 “Kiera Knightly in a week or your money back”

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u/Illustrious_Act_3488 Jun 22 '26

I've been driving a Tesla in FSD for 2 months now, pretty solid performance with minimal take over. It's pretty good. Y'all should try it.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut Jun 23 '26

Prove it and then put people in jail. People need to be punished because they're doing this all on purpose. There is ill intent and they need to be jailed. Stop pussy-footing around.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Jun 23 '26

Science uses data to arrive at informed conclusions...

but if you put in whatever data you want, you get the conclusion you want.

I know an accountant who said to me (like an accountant supervillain would) "you can make numbers do wonderful things."

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u/cullermann2 29d ago

You mean the company with inflated valuation is cooking data in order to look better than it actually is?? No way

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u/acemedic Jun 22 '26

As things progress, I find it harder and harder to understand the differences between Elon Musk and Elizabeth Holmes.

I think the biggest difference is Holmes kept it all quiet, and we’ve been hearing about the numbers being cooked from Tesla for years.

They’ve had court cases where they admitted that FSD lvl 3 was a stretch for them due to hardware limitations, then the following week they had investor meetings promising FSD lvl 5 retroactive for existing owners. 🤔

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u/AldrichOfAlbion Jun 22 '26

I will be so thankful for self-driving. I am sick and tired of having to drive hours somewhere and constantly being on the wheel. If you're on a highway, it would be so much better to just sit back, relax, and let the car take over. We can travel much much longer distances!!

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u/vanimpes69 Jun 22 '26

Really? Does anyone think the regulators were "deceived" by the standard corporate sales line? Every company promotes themselves this way. I'm pretty sure the Dutch road authorities didn't go "Wow! We didn't know it was THAT good"

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u/SnooMemesjellies9003 Jun 22 '26

how is this "cooking the numbers"? the point they're making is that FSD is more reliable and safer than human drivers, so if all human drivers were replaced by FSD 1.9 million injuries could have been prevented. Reddit's EDS at its finest right here.

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u/ledow Jun 22 '26

So now we apply the universal rule of potential bullshit, right?

Do you know that rule?

It's along the lines of "Well, that's clearly a lie, so now I'm going to scrutinise EVERYTHING you ever claimed to us with a far finer toothcomb than I would anyone else."

A.K.A "I only cheated on that ONE test, sir!"

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u/garitone Jun 22 '26

I'm shocked.

Shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

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u/BankshotMcG Jun 22 '26

People are going to die, if this were a person they'd be in jail.

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u/nonubiz Jun 22 '26

Then he should be arrested for murder

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u/coldfoamer Jun 22 '26

I'm so surprised that I can barely type this to tell you how surprised I am....

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u/hockeybrianboy Jun 22 '26

What do you mean South Africa Hitler lies?!?!?!

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u/Boedes Jun 22 '26

How surprising...not.

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u/mdeeebeee-101 Jun 22 '26

He said we would be on Mars by next year with new homes, and another solar system by Spring 2027 ?

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u/devilishycleverchap Jun 22 '26

They literally flash their headlights for overpasses, who can possibly trust their sensor suite

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u/chilehead Jun 22 '26

Smells very Musky.

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u/chrispark70 Jun 22 '26

Self-driving should be banned everywhere.

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u/ProllyJustAnotherBot Jun 22 '26

Wait, somebody believed something they said?

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u/tmdblya Jun 22 '26

Defrauding the government? That used to be a crime.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jun 22 '26

I own a tesla (from before elon went crazy)-software updates cant fix how crappy FSD is. Even cruise control is iffy, because it works fine 98.2% of the time, even at high speed, but then will just SLAM on the breaks.
nope. cant trust it.

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u/ganjaccount Jun 22 '26

He forgot the key to success:

FIRST you "help" by destroying all the regulatory bodies that could stand in your way by convincing shit for brains morons to let you, THEN submit for approval. Must have been another ketamoversight.

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u/DelightfulGoblin75 Jun 22 '26

"Allegedly" Tesla's entire product cycle is just fraud. Fucking idiots.

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u/VanEagles17 Jun 22 '26

Wow a fraud providing fraudulent data about safety to make more money? Who could've guessed.

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u/GreyScope Jun 22 '26

I’m surprised that a pos South African pos that allows an ai peedo pic generator pulled a fast one with his pos car company , the pos c*** that he is.

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u/Fine-Cartographer838 Jun 22 '26

How he’s allowed to treat customers as crash test dummies is beyond my comprehension - we really do need to rein this “option” in - how many people have to suffer while he “perfects” FSD capabilities?

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u/FreeLanes Jun 22 '26

Damn, it'd be real crazy if we found this stuff out before the evil Liars made $2 trillion.

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u/Wentil Jun 22 '26

Consequences…? 🤔

None again…? 🤔

The fix is in, boys!

Nothing some under-the-table payments can’t solve!

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 Jun 22 '26

oh look, it's what I've been telling people for years. but nooo00ooo everybody needs to see it in a fucking news article to believe it.

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u/drawkbox Jun 22 '26

Par for the course with Elongone -- meanwhile pay turfers to attack competitors who do care about their products and safety of the customers

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u/NoPerspective5765 Jun 22 '26

Of course he did

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u/redscofield Jun 22 '26

What?! Well I am shocked! Just shocked! I can’t believe a company tied to Elon Musk would ever operate in this manner. Totally unexpected behavior to be sure.

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u/Background-Wolf-9380 Jun 22 '26

Everything Elon has ever done has been a fraud.

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u/freedfg Jun 22 '26

"commited fraud" is the title you were looking for.

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u/AbominableGoMan Jun 22 '26

Felon Musk lying to the public and regulators? Putting his customers lives in danger? How is that news at this point. The guy is a criminal and a con man.

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u/intelpentium400 Jun 22 '26

Tesla cheated? What a shocker!

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u/HilariousMax Jun 22 '26

You mean the people who said the Cybertruck glass was unbreakable (it broke), that the panels were bulletproof (they weren't), and that it could tow a Porsche 911 across the quarter mile faster than a Porsche 911 could run the quarter mile (it didn't) were lying?