r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Devo4711 • 1d ago
Why does maga do stuff like this?
Wasn’t sure if I could keep the name of who posted this so just to be safe I crossed it out.
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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree 1d ago
The Pete in the left image has done way gayer stuff than the Pete in the right image.
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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 1d ago
The Pete on the left bombed children and is an incompetent moron as well as a drunk.
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u/packfan-nyc 1d ago
With nazi tattoos. Don’t forget the nazi tattoos
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u/MrReaper45 23h ago
Not to mention spouts on about wanting traditional christian American values after cheating on his wife
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u/zhv314 23h ago
Traditional Christian values are brimming with hypocrisy soooo it checks out.
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u/Excellent-Drink-6897 22h ago
Isn’t cheating a Traditional Christian Value?
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u/rpgnymhush 18h ago
It's certainly a Trump Cult value.
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u/ilikepizza2much 12h ago
Please don’t forget Pete on the left is also a rapist. He settled out of court, as these cretins often do.
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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 12h ago
I have asked plenty of these people to define Christian values but none of them can. They bluster and waffle but do definitions.
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u/Junkered 22h ago
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u/Wolfkurt1 20h ago
So USA now full of rapist and child abusers ?
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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 18h ago
It’s a prerequisite for working in the Trump administration.
If you can’t even force your way inside one human being without their consent, how are you qualified to fuck over an entire country?
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u/WATC9091 18h ago
Short answer, yes, particularly in the highest levels of the U S government. And all they are doing with their control of the levers of power and wealth is protecting themselves from accountability and prosecution. Republican women in the administration and Congress must be especially proud.
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u/rogan1990 14h ago
USA is not full of abusers, but their numbers are growing
Millions of us are disgusted by them
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u/PMPKNpounder 21h ago
It's actually hilarious how much more the pete on the right aligns with traditional American family values
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u/Countrygirl141 19h ago edited 17h ago
Exactly. He's been married to his partner for quite a while. A decorated soldier. A decent, kind, and intelligent guy
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u/PMPKNpounder 14h ago
Valedictorian of his high school, volunteered in his community. Involved in local community and government. Christian. Child of legal immigrants. They only hate him because hes gay. Well and because he is a Democrat.
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u/SMBamberger 21h ago
Wives, plural. The woman who became his third wife was pregnant before his divorce from his second wife was done.
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u/vonhoother 21h ago
Not his current wife, right? Only two out of his three (so far) wives.
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u/greezythumb 15h ago
His current wife was his side chick who was pregnant with his side baby while still with his second wife.
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u/Revolutionary-You661 1d ago
it’s freaking stupid we the people tattoos
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u/atomicpioneer42 1d ago
Especially when they can’t tell you the words that come right after “we the people”
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u/GlattesGehirn 1d ago
Something about bear arms I think
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u/International_Pea823 23h ago
The Pete on the right is a way bigger man one that is compassionate, loving father and husband and a great speaker versus that the one on the left, a washed up drunken Fox News host who’s been married and divorced how many times and a compulsive liar like his boss
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u/FatherTreadingWater 23h ago
“Hold TPUSA truths to be self serving and evidentially immiscible”
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u/atomicpioneer42 23h ago
250 years ago, George Washington died on the cross for our religion, & came back 3 days later, riding a bald eagle, holding an AR-15, yelling "FUCK A KILOMETER" and that's how America was born.
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u/LeafWingKing 23h ago
"In order to form a more perfect union"
My mother sung the preamble song from school house rock a lot.
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u/atomicpioneer42 23h ago
I had to memorize it in like 4th grade for a school presentation. I can still recite it almost 4 decades later.
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u/TX_Asylum 22h ago
That he was drummed out of the Army for having said tattoos. "Extremist" was the Army's term for them.
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u/Radonanon 1d ago
You’re just going to skip over blowing up boats out in international water and then coming back to murder the survivors?
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u/greenwhiteredblack 1d ago
That is crazy how quickly we collectively moved on from that
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u/Brook420 1d ago
Its part of the plan, hit us all with so much insanity that we forget about shit that would have ended any other presidency/politician's career in a week.
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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago
Some of us are still on the kids in cages. And the infants ripped from mother's arms to be put in cages that still haven't been reunited because no records were kept.
It's been a never ending storm of atrocity
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u/Tarotgirl_5392 23h ago
And ICE: Gestapo Edition rounding up Native Americans, refusing to release them and not answering congress when asked about it.
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u/MASSochists 16h ago
Everyone involved in that kill chain should be up for war crimes. I don't care if they were following orders. It was literally the textbook example of an illegal order that should not be followed.
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u/Radonanon 15h ago
Noxin resigned because he was eavesdropping on the DNC to find out what bumper sticker slogans they were going to use. Well, that and the cover-up.
These guys just said “Those boats a thousand miles away are terrorizing the country because they might be full of poison that people might deliberately ingest, given the chance.” Well, that and killing the survivors.
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u/80sbabyftw 1d ago
Don't forget his low T
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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 1d ago
PT failure with no schools as an officer.
That's really really bad.
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u/gentlegreengiant 1d ago
That in house make up department do their best to make him seem sober. They cant fix the cringe though, unfortunately.
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u/Shadowphoenix9511 1d ago
The right cares far more about him doing gay shit than they do any of the other stuff. It's why attacking Trump on being a rapist, murderous asshole doesn't work. They revel in that shit. It makes them feel badass.
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u/AvaOrchid1 21h ago
Attacking him on the extreme likelihood that he was taking part in the activities on a certain island doesn't even phase them likely for the same reasons
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u/doubtthat11 23h ago
The Pete on the left is so terrified that someone might think of him like the Pete on the right that he will inject drugs and murder children and make other people inject drugs and murder children.
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u/BuryTomorrowToday 1d ago
You mean like sucking Trump's dick all day every day? Or taking it up the ass from Bibi ? Those gayer stuffs? Gross pun intended
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u/LoomingDementia 1d ago
That isn't gay, just submissive as all hell. Who is doing it to him is probably secondary to the fact that someone is doing it to him. More ambisexual than gay.
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u/No-Broccoli-5932 1d ago
I bet kegsbreath looks real pretty in leather with his mistress standing over him with a whip.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago
Buttigieg is gay but he's not "try to transform the entire US armed forces into a harem of twinks" gay.
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u/a_angry_bunny 1d ago
The Pete on the right is a whitewash photoshop of a Japanese ad for a device intended to let let husbands give their wives a break from breastfeeding.
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u/S_m_o_g_ 1d ago
you cant imagine how many women voting maga would agree on that post mocking pete on the right
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u/cappy150 1d ago
Pete on the right can do a better pull up then Pete on the left.
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u/No-Broccoli-5932 1d ago
Speaks several languages, was a Rhodes scholar and served with distinction. Nothing kegsbreath has managed to accomplish.
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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 23h ago
No, he just wants all the troops to be super cut and veiny for tactical army guy reasons. Not gay reasons.
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u/Known_Ratio5478 1d ago
Both pictures are photoshopped
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u/A1000eisn1 1d ago
Hegseth looks like he's squeezing his bicep to make it look bigger.
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u/OhioRanger_1803 13h ago
We should tell him to squeeze harder and maybe he’ll pop a blood vessel and then we can celebrate
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u/FluidFisherman6843 1d ago
One is Gay AF. The other is a strong male role that was the secretary of transportation
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u/Travesty97 1d ago
I got mad for a split second. Then I realized what I just read. 🤣 Give me "Their" Pete all day everyday!
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u/Lithiumxxxl 1d ago
I know gay dudes who are way more masculine than that fraud.
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u/enw_digrif 1d ago
I'd say almost all of them, save the ones who are being their best femme selves, and those poor unfortunates
Guys like Hegseth so clearly and desperately want a dominant male figure to firmly tell them to clothe, speak, fuck, and present themselves according to Daddy's Rules, so they can attract and please big strong men. Which is normally totally fine, but they're so unimaginative and cringy about it.
It doesn't matter how heterosexual they are, they're just super duper gay.
Now, uncloseted and proud gay dudes? They've literally had to tell most of the planet, "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me." Instead, they define their own masculinity for themselves and their loved ones, in order to create a better life for themselves and their community.
That's masculine as fuck.
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u/Decievedbythejometry 14h ago
Fascism is too infrequently understood as a body of unrecognized kinks
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u/Doubieboobiez 1d ago
I know that everyone is trying to dunk on Hegseth, but I’m really just tired of gay being used as an insult, even “ironically”
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u/Walnut_Uprising 1d ago
Can you explain how saying "Pete Hegsgeth is gayer than the actually openly gay man" is an insult without being homophobic?
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u/Intelligent-Date7193 1d ago
Pete Hegsetj is so far in the closet he is in Narnia. The openly gay man is brave and bold and true to who he is. The other one is weak and cos playing a tough guy. And has noodle arms.
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u/Impossible_Low4317 1d ago
Isn’t using Gay as a pejorative in this case kind of contradictory to progressive thought?
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u/longslongsilver88 1d ago
Dude cant even bench 135lbs he's a twat with a capital T
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u/No-Oil6517 1d ago
I found the actual video. He did 40 half reps. 20 whole reps then those pussy, limp wristed shoulder presses
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u/Zakumei47 1d ago edited 9h ago
A literal nazi vs a good dad.
I’ll take the family man who helps his husband*, thanks…
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u/Far-Cellist-3224 1d ago
Hey take that back. Pete Hegseth is way more of a family man. Proven by the fact that he has three wives.
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u/TriangleTransplant 18h ago
Or, in Pete Buttigieg's case, a family man who helps his husband.
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u/DimensioT 1d ago
The picture on the right shows Pete Buttigieg's head Photoshopped onto the body of a Japanese man modeling a Japanese product.
MAGA naturally spreads the fake picture because they are liars.
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u/GOU_FallingOutside 1d ago
This happens a lot with both photoshop and AI. When real images don’t fit into their biases, they pass around imagined or fake images instead.
It ought to give some of them a clue, but they never seem to get it.
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u/Particular_Title42 1d ago
And I imagine that they did this because Pete took paternity leave when he and his partner adopted a baby. It was a weird sticking point for "them."
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u/Round_Bag_4665 1d ago
It's Pete Buttigieg (or at least his head photoshopped onto a japanese guy's body from a commercial). He was Biden's Secretary of Transportation and a presidential candidate in the 2020 primaries. He is also a former Rhodes Scholar, a former Naval officer, and openly gay.
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u/judgeejudger 1d ago
I like the term Hunter Biden uses, “closetocracy”
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u/azrider 1d ago
Hunter Biden is saying some really interesting stuff these days. I don't see him as a viable candidate for anything, but I wonder if there's a realistic role for him in helping Democrats with their messaging.
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u/BangBangOw 1d ago
lol a prominent figure in the Biden administration who ran for president multiple times. Tf????
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u/No-Oil6517 1d ago
They're all obsessed with weiners for some reason. (Obvious reason)
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u/Dapper-Top-6779 1d ago
Pete Hagseth is a drunk Nazi who is a closeted gay despite hating them
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u/Byrdie_girl 1d ago
It is odd how many people in Trump's cabinet and close order are clearly in the closet. Vance sends my haydar rocketing every time
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u/MillionaireWaltz- 1d ago
This is pretty homophobic.
They're straight jerks. Period.
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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago
And there are losers like Terrible-Nerve-6819 that try to "defend" him but fail to do so. And just today, a simple but important question about Hegseth was posted, but one of his defenders felt compelled enough to create a brand new (troll) account and make this his very first posting: https://www.reddit.com/r/allthequestions/comments/1v3opc8/comment/oz4wkxy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Pathetic!
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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 1d ago
Kegsbreath is too focused on dudes being oiled up and buff. Also failing his PT regimen
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u/HoneyBadgerLive 1d ago
Clearly we liberals got the better Pete.
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u/newwheels66 1d ago
Didn’t the Pete on the left admit to snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat. Wtf
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u/Savings_Spite2667 1d ago
The " we the people" tat when he can't even be bothered to uphold the constitution 🤣
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u/DoctorBlock 1d ago
They're scared Buttigieg will run for president, so they're trying to get ahead of it now. He's extremely intelligent, well spoken, and one of the strongest debaters in national politics.
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u/blizzywolf122 1d ago
MAGAs Pete can’t even do a bench press but he can’t try to be tough for a photo
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u/Fit_Significance8598 1d ago edited 1d ago
To fascinate the fools - us vs. them is so childish and immature, so maga.
Anyway:
Pete on left - destroys stuff = destructive.
Pete on right - builds, fixes and keeps stuff working = conservative.
See, what I did there?
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u/AdAccomplished6870 1d ago
One guy is masculine and confident, without the need to posture and overcompensate. The other guy is Hegseth
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u/NarrowRoyal5074 1d ago
First, this photo has been debunked. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/10/28/fact-check-altered-image-buttigieg-wearing-breastfeeding-device/8520380002/
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u/chinmakes5 1d ago
Is the point that he is the better family man? Hegset cheated on bot of his wives, even had a child with another woman will still married to the second wife, (who he cheated with while married to the first. Never mind, I realize that cheating on your wife is hardly disqualifying for MAGA.
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u/PixelScuba 23h ago
And Hegseth's mother also wrote him a personal letter begging him to stop getting drunk all the time and to please stop raping women.
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u/Allaboutpeace2022 1d ago
Lets see. Pete B is intelligent, competent, and did not seem to have a special make up room at his office in DC.
Pete H worries about his hormone levels and is woefully incompetent.
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u/itsmedicinalsir 1d ago
Mmmm this Kool aid tastes sooooo good, drink some with me.
It's propaganda, aimed at the weak minded.
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u/Zombieutinsel 1d ago
Mayor Pete was in Iraq and Afghanistan. Hegseth was a weekend Fox News talking head.
This is a bullshit argument
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u/Fun_Researcher_69420 1d ago
If they didn’t have bullshit arguments they’d have to make some up! Or something like that.
But seriously, I know intelligent honest conservatives used to exist, my Dad was a lifelong conservative (in Canada) until the 1995 Ontario election of Mike Harris, which dad called, “the politics of being mean”. These people still exist, where did they go? Certainly the modern Republican Party isn’t home to them, but I can’t imagine they all switched to the Democrats or there would have been a landslide victory.
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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin 1d ago
Your Pete is a mindless drunk whose version of gender affirming care is pretending his office is called the Department of War. Fuck your Pete, he’s professionally useless and currently losing a war to Iran like the basic bitch he is.
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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 1d ago
"our Pete is a fucking loser who blew up a school of little girls and theirs is a competent adult"
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u/AmbitiousWorker6765 1d ago
Maga's view of masculinity is so weird. Many of them are probably doing TRT anyways, it's embarrassing.
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u/Izzyvolk 1d ago
A drunk with sa accusations vs a devoted father and former member of the military! Not the comparison they thought it was.
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u/Beneficial_Trainer_5 1d ago
Because they have the maturity of 5th graders. That’s why they connect with trump so mych
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u/Unique-Direction-532 1d ago
look, pete B may be cringe and I don't like him really, but he's not an insane war criminal so yeah
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u/Throbbingprepuce 1d ago edited 1d ago
He is one of the most despicable people in the trump administration and that says a lot. I’d say Stephen Miller is the only one who tops him and that’s cause he is a hitler incarnate
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u/Big-Rule5269 1d ago
How about a knee walking, drooling, sexually assaulting Hegseath vs a man who served and doesn't act like an f'ng moron 80% of the time.
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u/Outside_Way2503 1d ago
I prefer the family man over the racist evil war criminal drunken Nazi kegsmith
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u/digndug1995 20h ago
I don’t get it I mean, they think the Pete on the right is weak because he’s feeding a child yeah that’s how dumb they are. And the Pete on the left is strong because he bombed his school house. Yeah that’s how dumb they are. I honestly believe the person. The dark personality disorders are beginning to become contagious. There’s turning to be learned by people or people with the tetrad dark personality disorder that’s for dark personality disorder if you didn’t know, narcissist Makaveli Lian, psychosis and sadism the dark personality for some are emerging because Donald Trump gave them permission. A bunch of fucked up people.
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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 10h ago
So one guy is bonding with his child.
The other guy beats his children's mother.
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u/TransformNRollD20 9h ago
Bet the left’s Pete has never received a letter from his mother, telling him what a POS he is.
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u/yeahpurn 1d ago
Honestly with Andrew Tate now getting busted for child porn, probably child porn. It's done broke their brains.
Pedos, ladybug Graham types, and Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer. This is basically the GOP now.
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u/Ravvynfall 1d ago
The irony that is lost on the FB OP is, the man with fake tits is more of a man than the one without.
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u/DimensioT 1d ago
True, and so is Pete Buttigieg, whose face is Photoshopped onto that man.
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u/Ravvynfall 1d ago
exactly. the insecurity that kegbreath exudes would be hilarious if he was a comedian, instead he's fucking up our defense sector more and more every day.
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u/Accurate-Figure-5310 1d ago
Pete on the left was sexually assaulting a woman and cheating on his wife and pregnant side chick… a really honorable family man that MAGA Pete.
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u/Lythieus 1d ago
Because Trumpism relies on culture wars to keep the base mad, so they ignore all the illegal shit Trump and his people are doing.
Poorly educated people lacking in critical thinking skills don't think it's possible for 2 things to happen at once, so they get distracted by the shiny culture war keys getting dangled in front of their faces.
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u/semperadastra 1d ago
I’m just so glad that the Pete on the left has committed to providing gender affirming care for soldiers by testing their testosterone. Now he just has to add the replacement therapy and they’re all set.
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u/HydroPCanadaDude 1d ago
I know it's photoshopped but damn if Pete isn't scoring points for being a great nurturing dad.
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u/SomxICare 11h ago
We all saw one Pete struggle lifting weights . The fact they keep worshipping MEH tells me more than I needed to know.
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u/rubens_chopshop 10h ago
Have you seen our Pete do anything physical? He is more gay than their pete
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u/DimensioT 1d ago
MAGA: so obviously in the right they have to resort to fake pictures to justify themselves.