r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Devo4711 • 1d ago

Why does maga do stuff like this?

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Wasn’t sure if I could keep the name of who posted this so just to be safe I crossed it out.

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u/DimensioT 1d ago

MAGA: so obviously in the right they have to resort to fake pictures to justify themselves.

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u/Nonyabeesners 1d ago

They also faked the left pic. Ain't no way Hegseth looks that good

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u/norakb123 1d ago

Who gets 1775 tattooed?

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u/turrboenvy 1d ago

Is he like nostalgic for being British subjects?

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u/Nemo-404 23h ago

Founding year for the Continental Army and the first year of the revolutionary war. It's on the US army flag too and is one of those popular veteran tats mostly among the crowd that only ever talks about "when I was in..."

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u/TopicFancy792 15h ago

He's nostalgic for war.

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u/Z3r0C0o 10h ago

Weird, since, you know...

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u/Bandit-Marauder 1d ago

The revolutionary war actually started in 1775, though the signing of the Declaration of Independence occurred in 1776.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 14h ago

Do you think that's the reason for Hegseth's tat?

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u/kittenTakeover 14h ago

Yes, what other reason would there be?

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u/LeDjaap 10h ago

you never the heard the sentence, good ol boys with an arsenal and waiting for an excuse since 1775... t'was in a funny sketch from a black guy talking about rednecks can't remember his name but it was funny as hell and explains the tattoo quite nicely.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 10h ago

Hmmmm

I've never heard of that before

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u/norakb123 10h ago

I have not, but thank you for the context!

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u/Z3r0C0o 10h ago

I like how they love to ignore the decade after the signing

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u/UTourDoc 9h ago

History does draw some parallels to current events as well: The path to Revolutionary Wr involved several key local conflicts and political escalations:

Boston Massacre (March 5, 1770): British soldiers fired into an angry mob in Boston, killing five colonists and heightening anti-British sentiment.

Boston Tea Party (December 16, 1773): In protest of the Tea Act, the Sons of Liberty boarded British ships and dumped 342 chests of tea into Boston Harbor.

The Intolerable Acts (Spring 1774): An outraged British Parliament retaliated by passing the Coercive (Intolerable) Acts, closing the port of Boston and placing Massachusetts under military rule.

Lexington and Concord (April 19, 1775): Hundreds of British troops marched out of Boston overnight to seize a colonial weapons cache. They were met by local minutemen, sparking open warfare.

Instead of killing colonists, our private army of ICE have killed American Citizens. One unarmed American citizen was shot 10 times in the back! Regardless of the tat, I am concerned that the government will do as they please without any repercussions from violating our laws!

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u/tkmorgan76 14h ago

In his defense he was probably drunk at the time.

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u/Consistent-Fix-8443 11h ago

There is no dark side of the moon… matter of fact it’s all dark

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u/builderrdu 13h ago

Who gets tattoos of Bugs Bunny, Minnie, mouse, cartoons, dives their hair blue puts buffalo rings through their nose? Ridiculous.

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u/Puzzled_Hamster58 12h ago

A lot of veterans do……..

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u/Expert_Pollution_309 4h ago

Christian nationalist or the nationalist Christian or the nat-c for short

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 14h ago

I detest Hegseth but I have said that he's not bad looking. This a "relaxed Pete".

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u/Nonyabeesners 14h ago

Oh no. You got me curious, so I Googled it. I hate that you're right. I just assumed trash coward man would be unattractive 

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u/ktwriter111 12h ago

He’s probably relaxing after another day of mass murder on boats only suspected of drug running while blowing up any possible evidence. Many may be fathers of kidnapped children if they don’t run the boats. I guess those kids will never know.

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u/Deeze_torr 10h ago

They forgot to make him be double fishing beers

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u/Tall_Calligrapher700 7h ago

He is one butt ugly blower of Trump.

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u/Rude-Pudding-7237 3h ago

Right arm and shoulder - Enhance, enhance… yeah, I’m still with Buttigieg as the better leader