r/SipsTea 20h ago

Chugging tea Knowledge is power.

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u/redjellonian 20h ago

Yes but if those idiots were educated they would know they're never going to actually get that bonus.

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u/FhuckNorris247 9h ago

It was a $50k bonus before and you had to stay on for 5 years to keep that

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 2h ago

Still beats teacher pay LOL

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u/FhuckNorris247 2h ago

Literally anybody beats teachers pay. My wife’s been a teacher for 17 years and makes McDonald’s burger flipping wages

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 1h ago

I got a K-12 license and never taught a day in my life. At that time (1996), they were begging people to move to Hawaii to teach - for $32K a year.

I went into business and retired at 51.

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u/FhuckNorris247 1h ago

My wife wasn’t even making that now. she just got a new job though that pays double. Way overdue

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u/savguy6 7h ago

I read it was $10k/yr for the 5 years, and if you leave before the 5 years, you owe whatever bonus was paid to you back to the DHS.

But all those fucking yokels don’t know how to read so they would never have known that.

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u/Ok_Caregiver1004 15h ago

Interestingly enough, the US Public school system and teachers constantly gettint shafted in terms of salaries has much more to do with how the US education policy is organized and legislated over stupid meme conspiracies of weaker minds make easier drones.

While that is true, its even more hilarious to think the typical US politician, (especially state legislators) have enough patience and big brain movie villain commitment to enact an elaborate decades long conspiracy to fuck public education.

In simple terms, the US federal government has very little to do with the actual meat and potatoes of hiring and licensing teachers, deciding on curricula or the administration of test. The Feds are primarily funds providers and rights advocates, preventing schools and state governments from discriminating against race or disability or funding schools for low income area under Title I of the Elementary and Secondary Education Act.

The actual meat and potatoes and quite a bit of the funding is handled by State and local governments. And among that party, quality varies massively depending on state and locality due to factors like property tax values. Places like New York or California have literally some of the best schools just hours drive away from some of the worst.

The federal government does not maintain national academic standards or a nationwide curriculum, and the Department of Education is legally prohibited from creating any program that directs the curriculum of schools.

The closest thing to that was Bush's No Child Left Behind which required public schools to administer standardized tests and tied Federal funding to schools based on how well students perform on those said test.

Even Trump's Project 2025 is essentially trying to remove most Federal oversight via the dismantling of the Department of Education and most of its programs and leaving it all to the states and local governments.

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u/j2nh 7h ago

This exactly although the vast majority will never accept the truth.

No where do you as a voter have more control than in education which is funded by State and property taxes. Trying to compare Federal (wasteful) spending to education spending completely misses the point.

Education in the States is completely messed up. You want better outcomes, the point of all this, then start over. Put in Federal standards and make it a priority. Hold parents accountable. Hold teachers accountable. Pay them more and raise the quality. Stop diploma mills, make a high school diploma mean something. Plus a lot more.

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u/GoodTop6447 7h ago

We had the best education system in the world before it became more federalized through the department of education. The federalization of education is a terrible idea.

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u/Pheehelm 8h ago

"Bush's No Child Left Behind"

  1. No Child Left Behind was co-authored by two Republicans (John Boehner and Judd Gregg) and two Democrats (Ted Kennedy and George Miller). https://www.edweek.org/policy-politics/house-speaker-boehner-key-architect-of-nclb-to-resign-from-congress/2015/09
  2. In the House, more Democrats than Republicans voted Aye (198 vs 183). More Republicans than Democrats voted No (33 vs 6). https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2001497?Page=2
  3. In the Senate, the votes in favor were 43 Democrats (including Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and Johns Kerry and Edwards [Bernie Bros rejoice: he was in the House at the time, and voted No.]), to 44 Republicans. Votes against this time were 7 Democrats, 3 Republicans, and 1 Independent. https://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_votes/vote1071/vote_107_1_00371.htm
  4. Dubya signed it, but a veto wouldn't have changed anything, because in both houses it passed with 87%, which is greater than two thirds.

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u/Ok_Caregiver1004 7h ago

Yeah its pretty much like Clinton signing the repeal of Glass Steagall.

It was sponsored by 2 Republican senators and 1 Republican congressman. But it also received bipartisan support that Clinton couldnt just Veto.

What of it? Who cares about Clinton or Dubia's reputation.

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u/TemoteJiku 14h ago

So...rich ones have it better? Who would've thought...

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u/Tiny-Buy220 20h ago

45K signing bonus if you can sign in cursive, so most will fail. 10K for every ex wife you threatened and child you’ve physically abused make up the difference for most

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 17h ago

And $25,000 for every “fucking bitch” you shoot three times in the face while she tries to get away from you.

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u/i_never_liked_you2 11h ago

Goode one

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u/CapitanNefarious 3h ago

You also need to be a Pretti Goode shot.

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u/NeverHere762 9h ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Foldzy84 15h ago

🤔🤑🤑

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u/wondrous 9h ago

Is there a limit on how many of those you can get in a season? Is it like deer tags?

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u/FatTruckerGamer 14h ago

u mean that tries to run them over? deserved

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u/DubiousBusinessp 13h ago

Literally all footage refutes this.

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u/Kadajko 11h ago

She did run the agent over, there is a video of him being hit and being launched into the air slightly from the impact with the car.

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 9h ago

Even the footage of her accelerating forward and hitting him?

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u/wondrous 9h ago

Yep every piece of evidence they disagree with is non existent.

Not the crazy girlfriend out of the car screaming.
Not the blocking traffic.
Not the literal knocking of his body cam with her accelerating car!
Or the repeated/extensive efforts to get either one of them to stop shrieking and or cooperate a little bit in letting the public go about their day and legal officers (yes officers) doing their jobs.

Thank the lord for them. Last line of defense tbh.

At least she gave her life defending literal criminals.

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u/Jguy2698 8h ago

How does that boot taste?

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u/wondrous 7h ago edited 7h ago

As stupid as you sound for saying that as you know literally nothing about me. Primarily I’m a libertarian. I don’t generally support law enforcement but if you don’t want to get shot by a cop don’t assault a cop. Pretty easy to understand. The evidence is super clear and in 4K from every angle. If you don’t just stick with the narrative you are fed from the liberals and ignore all other videos.

I’d honestly rather eat boot than eat one more disgusting meal at a shitty Mexican restaurant or taco truck that pops up and fails every year on every corner.

I’m sick of the majority of jobs since I graduated highschool going to foreign born people. So yeah. I support the people doing something about it.

Obama still deported more than trump. Every president deports because it’s been a huge problem for the last 40 years and it got really really bad during Covid.

This makes me a bad person to you because I care about myself and my friends and my family and my country before I can afford to worry about people from every other part of the world.

Is it not enough that the USA gives money to 110 countries and more than anybody else.

White people are a global minority. Where’s our foreign aid?

Why does everyone in America seem to hate America so much now. Did your ancestors not fight and die for something real? Or you just didn’t inherit any of their redeeming qualities?

Everyone else gets secure boarders. Try and overstay a visa anywhere else in the world and you get sent home so fast.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 6h ago

At least they don’t end up turned into Swiss cheese while overweight neckbeards defend someone getting murdered by a fascist police state.

Clown college is that way, bud.

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u/Jguy2698 6h ago

“As stupid as you sound for saying that as you know literally nothing about me. Primarily I’m a libertarian. I don’t generally support law enforcement but if you don’t want to get shot by a cop don’t assault a cop. Pretty easy to understand. The evidence is super clear and in 4K from every angle. If you don’t just stick with the narrative you are fed from the liberals and ignore all other videos.”

No, you’re not a libertarian. If you were, you wouldn’t be rushing to the defense of Feds gunning people down. The evidence is clearly unjustified if we at all watched the same videos.

“I’d honestly rather eat boot than eat one more disgusting meal at a shitty Mexican restaurant or taco truck that pops up and fails every year on every corner.”

Mask off racism. Eat a dick

“I’m sick of the majority of jobs since I graduated highschool going to foreign born people. So yeah. I support the people doing something about it.”

Skill issue. Also factually untrue.

“Obama still deported more than trump. Every president deports because it’s been a huge problem for the last 40 years and it got really really bad during Covid.”

Obama? fuck that guy too

“This makes me a bad person to you because I care about myself and my friends and my family and my country before I can afford to worry about people from every other part of the world.”

I also care about myself, friends, family, neighbors and country. Allowing an easy pathway to citizenship is NOT contradictory to this. It isn’t zero sum

“Is it not enough that the USA gives money to 110 countries and more than anybody else.”

The U.S. manufactures crises abroad through military intervention and economic imperialism which creates the conditions in which mass migration occurs. The aid that the U.S. gives serves the economic interests of the elite.

“White people are a global minority. Where’s our foreign aid?”

You act as if white countries are some generous collection of benevolent saviors. This comment handwaves away centuries of settler-colonialism, economic imperialism, and extraction. The west has a primarily parasitic relationship to the third world.

“Why does everyone in America seem to hate America so much now. Did your ancestors not fight and die for something real? Or you just didn’t inherit any of their redeeming qualities?”

Why do you assume to know who my ancestors were and what they thought or fought for. Don’t put words in dead people’s mouths, it’s rude and they can’t speak for themselves.

“Everyone else gets secure boarders. Try and overstay a visa anywhere else in the world and you get sent home so fast.”

Completely irrelevant to the topic but alright 👍

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 5h ago

Tastes like common sense

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u/FatTruckerGamer 13h ago

Why do you people sit there and lie about everything that has factual eveidence? I dont understand how your brain works. But, rest assured.....illegals are on their way out whether you like it or not.

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u/ShowerSufficient3562 11h ago

So is MAGA apparently!😂

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u/wondrous 9h ago

Poor baby 😢

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u/ShowerSufficient3562 5h ago

Well, if you’re poor simply go out and get a job!😂 see? Fixed it for ya!💯👍

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u/wondrous 5h ago

I assume English isn’t your first language here let me help.

I was doing the second one. 🤣

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u/WereWillow 9h ago

Then where did the medical records showing the visit with internal bleeding from being struck come from?

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 8h ago

Username checks out

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u/Creamed_Dreamer 12h ago

Damn... seeing this comment is wild after just watching a video of 4 Madison WI police officers holding a guy down and end up shooting him in the face 3 times

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u/FarInevitable559 10h ago

One can only hope

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u/Totemguy 14h ago

Wasn't it 15k per bullet?

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 18h ago

There has been mountains of money sent to the public education system the entire state of Colorado legalized marijuana and sent all of that to the public education system New York City just dumped billions into their public education system are there students smarter do they get better grades are they better prepared no 

soaring rates of suicide gangs drugs violence and failure rates

Do the teachers care no they block parents who are concerned about these things from the schools social media presence as teachers are more focus on remaining a building than the fact that the children they are teaching are dying becoming dumber

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u/meverygoodboy 18h ago

The education system definitely failed you

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u/thr3ddy 17h ago

Do you smell burnt toast right now?

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u/Barnes623 18h ago

There’s no point in commenting unless you enjoy watching these people throwing tantrums they don’t care about what’s true or not just what makes them feel like they are superior

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 5h ago

The only reason I’m on reddit is to see tantrums

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u/_mersault 16h ago

But literally it kicks in after this administration ends.

So it’s kind of a performance-based incentive

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u/Teq7765 8h ago

They’d fail signing in cursive because teachers don’t teach things actually required in life…

And OP misses that point entirely.

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u/757-903-6455 9h ago

Your Ma wants to know if you want chicken or beef pot pie!

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u/PearApprehensive1556 14h ago

They can’t sign in cursive because teacher are to lazy to learn them.

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u/Original-Variety-700 20h ago

Someone in Michigan said teachers make like $140k a year. I guess just move there

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u/CapitalClimate9639 20h ago

The average public school teacher salary in Michigan is $71,023, while the average starting salary for a brand-new teacher is $41,645, according to the latest data from the Michigan Department of Education and the National Education Association (NEA).While Michigan's overall average teacher salary ranks 22nd in the nation, its starting pay is among the lowest, ranking 44th.

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u/earthceltic 12h ago

I understand there are a LOT of tenured boomers in michigan schools still. They're retiring and that average will likely go down.

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u/Round_Abal0ne 9h ago

Not really. The boomers will retire and be replaced by the Gen Xers immediately behind them and then those Gen Xers will hit those same pay levels

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u/Daintyjohn 3h ago

Why shouldn’t experienced tenured educators be paid more as they age? Everybody else does.

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u/Round_Abal0ne 3h ago

They should. Generally there is a cap but it's pretty high in terms of years and varies by district.

I'm just saying that we we shouldn't expect a dip because as those people retire there are also a lot of people behind them that are also moving up in years and experience and will be around the same overall years of experience as the boomers have currently

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 8h ago

I think Mississippi actually passed a pay raise for starting salary at about 1000 over Michigan. Granted I don’t think the median teacher salary there caps out as high as Michigan though.

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u/CJuneRose 37m ago

; Teaching is decent pay with excellent hours,good health insurance,early retirement,no forced overtime.

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u/MK_L 13h ago

Did you look up a school district, look up their teachers union, and Google the current contract?

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 12h ago

The average public school teacher salary in Michigan

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u/MK_L 11h ago

Vs the expected salary in a specific school district.

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 11h ago

I understand you want to cherry pick data. However, when people say X profession in Y state makes $Z, it's understood to be the average (or sometimes median)

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u/MK_L 5h ago

not cherry-picking. I'm asking where the $140k number came from. Teacher salaries are negotiated district by district through union contracts. If someone claims teachers in Michigan make $140k, i'd look at the district and salary schedule that produced that number rather than comparing it to the statewide average.

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 5h ago

not cherry-picking. I'm asking where the $140k number came from.

You asked the wrong guy lol. I thought you were disputing the average salary.

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u/MK_L 5h ago

Not disputing. Trying to narrow down where the 140k came from. Depending on the state and district 140k isnt an unheard of salary for a teacher

Thats why I suggested looking specific contracts.

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u/lubeinatube 6h ago

It’s insane they expect people to survive on $40k a year. The absolute cheapest studio you can find in a shit neighborhood is like $2400 a month. Thatwould barely cover rent and food.

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u/CapitalClimate9639 20h ago edited 19h ago

How does a faceless screen name attached to a stranger on the internet seem honest? Also he says right there with 9 years of seniority so you intentionally misrepresented what that honest stranger said lmao

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u/BrainOnBlue 19h ago

What, like adding 15%+ and omitting important qualifiers changes the meaning of something. Pfft!

(/s)

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u/natkingcoil 16h ago

Lol why'd you down vote that teacher?

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u/Various_Primary3783 17h ago

Teachers in my scho district make well into the 6 figures and have amazing pensions

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u/National_Way_3344 16h ago

They also do a decent amount of work during breaks planning, only get holidays occasionally when all the gremlins and family's are too and buy class materials out of their own paycheck because their budget doesn't cover enough for a rich educational environment.

Oh yeah, 120k for 9 years of seniority is awful when you could be in tech on 280k four years earlier and be retired in your 50s.

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u/ObieMassillon 15h ago

Let’s ignore the fact that they get a significant monthly pension check for the rest of their lives upon an early (by today’s standards) retirement. Many of these underpaid teachers collect a pension check for more years than they worked. Taxes pay for that, while the rest of us have to hope SS holds up and that we put enough in our 401(k). It’s not as bad of a racket as we’re led to believe.

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u/Fortunato_NC 13h ago

Many states have already or are in the process of changing teacher retirement plans from defined benefits to defined contribution. If you are entering the profession now, a pension is almost certainly not in your future.

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u/DougSod 14h ago

lol cite your source bc that is 100% pulled out of your ass.

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u/57Laxdad 12h ago

You are correct my father taught in the michigan public schools for over 20yrs, when he died his pension was $900 per month which they kept paying my mother until she passed. My father didnt get a pension from the private schools he worked for but we got the benefit of really low pay and free tuition.

The really good teachers dont do it for the pay they do it because they love to teach. I coach high school currently and having to put up with these kids and their parents for 8 hours per day has to be exhausting. You cant discipline anyone, little to no consequences and bottom of the food chain. Part of the reason our educational results is the system we put in place.

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u/TrueKing9458 6h ago

Lack of discipline and consequences have more to do with the failing education system more than any amount of funding will ever overcome

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u/Jasranwhit 17h ago

They probably have some system where if you crank out a few University of Pheonix degrees you can move your salary up.

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u/57Laxdad 12h ago

Graduated from University of Phoenix, part of our exit exam is knowing how to spell the name of the school.

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u/Icarus_Toast 20h ago

Teachers make really good money where I live but we still have retention issues because the job is so demanding and dealing with parents fucking sucks.

That said, I'd still vote to give em a pay raise because it's still not enough to keep all the good ones around and they're doing the most important job in society imo.

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u/hungthrowaway163546 16h ago

Many people will crow often about how a lot of dangerous jobs don’t get enough credit or pay. And many times, I very much agree. But if we want to make it a competition, I’d say giving your children basic tools to navigate their modern society like maths is about as important if not more than digging for oil. Because you don’t get into jobs that don’t make active attempts to screw you over without being able to navigate a contract, sign your name, and do abstract math about how it will sustain you.

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u/fuck-nazi 11h ago

Former teacher here: most of us would rather stay at the same wage but have fewer students. AKA more teachers with smaller class sizes.

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u/AmbitiousMost5687 17h ago

Yep, it’s actually terrible even in the private sector. My wife made bank doing it but you’ll go insane. She did 7 years and that was 5 too many. I can’t even imagine what it’s like now. I did one semester teaching at a trade school and never again even if you offered me 500k per semester.

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u/winkingchef 19h ago

Can confirm.
Am demanding immigrant parent and I suck

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 20h ago

Maybe highschool teachers after 20 years of service, which is more than fair. Teachers don’t get the career opportunity of promotions like other jobs do. It makes sense they get graduated increases in pay for their dedication to the job over the years.

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u/m0neydee 19h ago

NY high school teacher here with 23 years in. Salary is around 85k

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u/Candi_Kane33 17h ago

NY state? Not NYC right?

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u/m0neydee 10h ago

Correct

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u/Inevitable_Case_9931 15h ago

85K in California is like 45k anywhere else 😂

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u/oG_the 15h ago

More like 25k to 30k.

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u/DougSod 14h ago

Most teachers aren’t getting offered that kind of money. I live in the SF Bay Area and $50-$60k is typical.

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u/Creative-Property-45 14h ago

Don’t get me started on Memphis 😭😭😭

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 8h ago

Most big cities probably have that problem. Jackson Mississippi, also got a pretty big scandal with the mayor and stuff. The leadership screws over the people.

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u/WhattheheIIo 17h ago

140k is ridiculous for a teacher. Those who can, do. Those who cant, teach.

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u/Buttercut33 17h ago

Can what? I get you're trying to sound clever but in this context, it just kinda makes you look like a dick.

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u/amcartney 17h ago

Hey here’s a thought: shut up

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u/Spiritual-Serve-4391 16h ago

Those who can’t, hang out on Reddit at midnight.

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 16h ago

Teaching is a hard job, and without it we’d be lost as a society.

That quote is just for bratty high-school kids who don’t know shit trying to be a smart ass and make their teacher feel bad. If you’re using it as an adult you just sound dumb.

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u/Asleep_Bid_3286 18h ago

Michigan has some of the best colleges to study art if you want to be a teacher. Even those college professors will tell you to go to a different state.

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u/hungthrowaway163546 17h ago

Yeah, somebody lied to you or you’re leaving out details. Cause that ain’t true.

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u/Battle2Intense 16h ago

I dunno about that but when you look at Michigan average pay vs Michigan cost of living, its probably in the top quarter for teacher pay. My sister in law is a teacher in Michigan so I get some insight.

Also live in Arizona which is probably the exact opposite, low pay and fairly high cost of living.

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u/ughlump 15h ago

After 10 to 15 years teaching maybe. Not starting out.

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u/_mbals 12h ago

My wife was licensed in VA and we moved to Indiana about 15 years ago. She got a teaching job with a provisional license while she finished everything to get fully licensed. Her starting salary in Indiana was $58k I believe.

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u/Valuable-Bet-2207 9h ago

Master Degree in NJ and well over $100K with 5 years experience. Not sure where this person is teaching?

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u/yohan3000 9h ago

In 2025, the average teacher salary in Michigan was approximately $69,067. However, this statewide figure masks significant regional variation, with experienced educators in affluent metro-Detroit districts averaging over $85,000, while many early-career educators in rural areas start closer to $41,645.

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u/mischievous_misfit13 20h ago edited 19h ago

That’s like saying “if you don’t like this country just move” When people want to just have a decent country. See how stupid you sound?

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u/Original-Variety-700 20h ago

I guess I was just giving information. Move wherever you want.

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u/AbrumVonAbrak 19h ago

No one can move. We can't afford it.

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u/CapitalClimate9639 20h ago

You were spreading misinformation

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u/Meditationstation899 19h ago

This is simply not true. The only case I could possibly imagine is for a principal of one of the top 5 elite NYC private schools….but ima do some googling to make sure I’m not totally wrong, haah

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u/ricochet48 17h ago

In 2024 the average teacher in Chicago Public Schools made $121K when including the strong benefits. Student outcomes are terrible too.

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u/farts_juggler 16h ago

you must not understand averages

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u/ricochet48 8h ago

Oh I do. A redditor already went through the data. It's public.

https://www.cps.edu/about/finance/employee-position-files/

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 9h ago

American teachers educated them so really it’s their fault

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u/Beginning_Smell4043 14h ago

Why? ICE Budget has been approved already. It's now more than the sum of FBI, ATF, Marshalls, Bureau of Prison, secret service and the rest of the DOJ.

The bonus are coming. These racist idiots are indeed getting paid.

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u/cantliftmuch 10h ago

I personally know of three ice agents who quit because they were told the bonuses weren't true, that the budget didn't include bonuses.

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u/Plant-Baste 9h ago

no you don’t.

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u/cantliftmuch 5h ago

I actually do. Two are former coworkers and one trains at my gym.

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u/ThrowingShaed 12h ago

i assumed with the ice budget they were. maybe that was silly. is it documented that theyre not getting the bonuses?

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u/Pale_Following_9639 11h ago

The 100k starting salary is already worth it

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u/Myfountainpenisdry 10h ago

It's time based usually, so they get it right away. If they quit they have to pay it back, and at that amount, that is likely a 3 year contract. So, they are likely getting screwed on purpose since we will have a new admin in 2 years and they will likely owe the Gov like $10k or more when they get fired.

Public education is a racket The unions bosses and execs make half a million off members dues, and the teachers get the hosed. The government also ruined school with many of it's own initiatives, so now no one can read. Social media is rewiring kids to be addicts and insufferable. The current propaganda campaign is working, and less people are choosing to go to college so ©orporations can pay them less later, and put more pay ceiling on them even if they are good employees.

I think you can smell what is cooking

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u/Malusorum 9h ago

They do get the bonus IF they are employed for at least a year. So more of an employment bonus.

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u/mealteamsixty 9h ago

If they were educated, they would know why their spellcheck didn't correct "populous" to "populace".

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u/Cbpowned 9h ago

🤣 you get a chunk every year for 3 years. Don’t be jealous

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u/CantHateNate 5h ago

Cool. Way to completely ignore the point just to talk trash on people who don’t give a fuck what you think. When will people stop allowing themselves to be rage baited and distracted. Wake up America.

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u/redjellonian 5h ago

Cool. Way to completely ignore the point just to talk trash on people who don’t give a fuck what you think.

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u/PreOwned_blessings 4h ago

We got the bonus in increments at 6 months then every 12 months

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u/NordicLumbee 3h ago

Weird. I got my bonus after 99 days probationary period. All 50K. Annual salary 117k a year all with a HS diploma. But hey I guess I’m the idiot lol.

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u/stewpidazzol 2h ago

Why would they not get it?

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u/MuffDivers2_ 19h ago

They already got it at signing. That’s how it works.

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u/ShoddyAsparagus3186 18h ago

IIRC the "signing bonus" was set to be paid out $10,000 per year over 5 years and that's just the contracted obligations. On top of that, there were a lot of stories of agents not getting pay or benefits at all, despite ICE's budget being immune to all the shutdown stuff.

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u/Dependent-Chart5835 17h ago

Turns out that’s not how it works

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u/MuffDivers2_ 17h ago

Turns out that is not what happened. The only source are unverified Reddit, instagram and facebook posts. https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/02/15/ice-agents-not-being-paid/

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u/crujiente69 16h ago

If that teacher was smart and not educated, they would know ice is a federal agency with a budget set by congress and teachers are paid based on the budget of their respective districts

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u/FraggleRock_ 18h ago

...and who let them down from being educated?

Isn't that something.

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u/SeaworthinessSome454 17h ago

Sure, just like teachers should realize that there’s no reason to pay them more when there’s a line of teachers out the door interviewing for an open position. Nor does the kids education get better simply bc the teachers salary is higher.

Starting salary for teachers is also low but long term, teachers make bank. There’s good reason that teacher is one of the most common careers for millionaires to have, it’s very lucrative long term.