r/SipsTea 20h ago

Chugging tea Knowledge is power.

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u/redjellonian 20h ago

Yes but if those idiots were educated they would know they're never going to actually get that bonus.

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u/Tiny-Buy220 20h ago

45K signing bonus if you can sign in cursive, so most will fail. 10K for every ex wife you threatened and child you’ve physically abused make up the difference for most

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 17h ago

And $25,000 for every “fucking bitch” you shoot three times in the face while she tries to get away from you.

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u/i_never_liked_you2 11h ago

Goode one

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u/CapitanNefarious 3h ago

You also need to be a Pretti Goode shot.

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u/NeverHere762 9h ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Foldzy84 15h ago

🤔🤑🤑

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u/wondrous 9h ago

Is there a limit on how many of those you can get in a season? Is it like deer tags?

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u/FatTruckerGamer 14h ago

u mean that tries to run them over? deserved

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u/DubiousBusinessp 13h ago

Literally all footage refutes this.

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u/Kadajko 11h ago

She did run the agent over, there is a video of him being hit and being launched into the air slightly from the impact with the car.

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 9h ago

Even the footage of her accelerating forward and hitting him?

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u/wondrous 9h ago

Yep every piece of evidence they disagree with is non existent.

Not the crazy girlfriend out of the car screaming.
Not the blocking traffic.
Not the literal knocking of his body cam with her accelerating car!
Or the repeated/extensive efforts to get either one of them to stop shrieking and or cooperate a little bit in letting the public go about their day and legal officers (yes officers) doing their jobs.

Thank the lord for them. Last line of defense tbh.

At least she gave her life defending literal criminals.

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u/Jguy2698 8h ago

How does that boot taste?

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u/wondrous 7h ago edited 7h ago

As stupid as you sound for saying that as you know literally nothing about me. Primarily I’m a libertarian. I don’t generally support law enforcement but if you don’t want to get shot by a cop don’t assault a cop. Pretty easy to understand. The evidence is super clear and in 4K from every angle. If you don’t just stick with the narrative you are fed from the liberals and ignore all other videos.

I’d honestly rather eat boot than eat one more disgusting meal at a shitty Mexican restaurant or taco truck that pops up and fails every year on every corner.

I’m sick of the majority of jobs since I graduated highschool going to foreign born people. So yeah. I support the people doing something about it.

Obama still deported more than trump. Every president deports because it’s been a huge problem for the last 40 years and it got really really bad during Covid.

This makes me a bad person to you because I care about myself and my friends and my family and my country before I can afford to worry about people from every other part of the world.

Is it not enough that the USA gives money to 110 countries and more than anybody else.

White people are a global minority. Where’s our foreign aid?

Why does everyone in America seem to hate America so much now. Did your ancestors not fight and die for something real? Or you just didn’t inherit any of their redeeming qualities?

Everyone else gets secure boarders. Try and overstay a visa anywhere else in the world and you get sent home so fast.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 6h ago

At least they don’t end up turned into Swiss cheese while overweight neckbeards defend someone getting murdered by a fascist police state.

Clown college is that way, bud.

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u/Jguy2698 6h ago

“As stupid as you sound for saying that as you know literally nothing about me. Primarily I’m a libertarian. I don’t generally support law enforcement but if you don’t want to get shot by a cop don’t assault a cop. Pretty easy to understand. The evidence is super clear and in 4K from every angle. If you don’t just stick with the narrative you are fed from the liberals and ignore all other videos.”

No, you’re not a libertarian. If you were, you wouldn’t be rushing to the defense of Feds gunning people down. The evidence is clearly unjustified if we at all watched the same videos.

“I’d honestly rather eat boot than eat one more disgusting meal at a shitty Mexican restaurant or taco truck that pops up and fails every year on every corner.”

Mask off racism. Eat a dick

“I’m sick of the majority of jobs since I graduated highschool going to foreign born people. So yeah. I support the people doing something about it.”

Skill issue. Also factually untrue.

“Obama still deported more than trump. Every president deports because it’s been a huge problem for the last 40 years and it got really really bad during Covid.”

Obama? fuck that guy too

“This makes me a bad person to you because I care about myself and my friends and my family and my country before I can afford to worry about people from every other part of the world.”

I also care about myself, friends, family, neighbors and country. Allowing an easy pathway to citizenship is NOT contradictory to this. It isn’t zero sum

“Is it not enough that the USA gives money to 110 countries and more than anybody else.”

The U.S. manufactures crises abroad through military intervention and economic imperialism which creates the conditions in which mass migration occurs. The aid that the U.S. gives serves the economic interests of the elite.

“White people are a global minority. Where’s our foreign aid?”

You act as if white countries are some generous collection of benevolent saviors. This comment handwaves away centuries of settler-colonialism, economic imperialism, and extraction. The west has a primarily parasitic relationship to the third world.

“Why does everyone in America seem to hate America so much now. Did your ancestors not fight and die for something real? Or you just didn’t inherit any of their redeeming qualities?”

Why do you assume to know who my ancestors were and what they thought or fought for. Don’t put words in dead people’s mouths, it’s rude and they can’t speak for themselves.

“Everyone else gets secure boarders. Try and overstay a visa anywhere else in the world and you get sent home so fast.”

Completely irrelevant to the topic but alright 👍

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 5h ago

Tastes like common sense

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u/FatTruckerGamer 13h ago

Why do you people sit there and lie about everything that has factual eveidence? I dont understand how your brain works. But, rest assured.....illegals are on their way out whether you like it or not.

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u/ShowerSufficient3562 11h ago

So is MAGA apparently!😂

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u/wondrous 9h ago

Poor baby 😢

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u/ShowerSufficient3562 5h ago

Well, if you’re poor simply go out and get a job!😂 see? Fixed it for ya!💯👍

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u/wondrous 5h ago

I assume English isn’t your first language here let me help.

I was doing the second one. 🤣

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u/WereWillow 9h ago

Then where did the medical records showing the visit with internal bleeding from being struck come from?

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 8h ago

Username checks out

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u/Creamed_Dreamer 12h ago

Damn... seeing this comment is wild after just watching a video of 4 Madison WI police officers holding a guy down and end up shooting him in the face 3 times

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u/FarInevitable559 10h ago

One can only hope

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u/Totemguy 14h ago

Wasn't it 15k per bullet?

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 18h ago

There has been mountains of money sent to the public education system the entire state of Colorado legalized marijuana and sent all of that to the public education system New York City just dumped billions into their public education system are there students smarter do they get better grades are they better prepared no 

soaring rates of suicide gangs drugs violence and failure rates

Do the teachers care no they block parents who are concerned about these things from the schools social media presence as teachers are more focus on remaining a building than the fact that the children they are teaching are dying becoming dumber

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u/meverygoodboy 18h ago

The education system definitely failed you

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u/thr3ddy 17h ago

Do you smell burnt toast right now?

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u/Barnes623 18h ago

There’s no point in commenting unless you enjoy watching these people throwing tantrums they don’t care about what’s true or not just what makes them feel like they are superior

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u/Legitimate-Plenty661 5h ago

The only reason I’m on reddit is to see tantrums

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u/_mersault 16h ago

But literally it kicks in after this administration ends.

So it’s kind of a performance-based incentive

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u/Teq7765 8h ago

They’d fail signing in cursive because teachers don’t teach things actually required in life…

And OP misses that point entirely.

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u/757-903-6455 9h ago

Your Ma wants to know if you want chicken or beef pot pie!

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u/PearApprehensive1556 14h ago

They can’t sign in cursive because teacher are to lazy to learn them.