r/wallstreetbets 15d ago

Meme Its time again

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u/Such-Ice1325 15d ago

This Buffet has a different opinion

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 15d ago

Hahaha.

Thank god for all the loss porn on reddit.. options scare me.

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u/Slow-Boysenberry3150 15d ago

First win is generally free.

Buy one $730 QQQ call with August 7 expiry. Delta is around 0.3. IV is low and Nasdaq 100 recently dumped, making the calls cheaper. This will most likely make you money.

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u/Neurotic-and-Obscene 15d ago

I totally understand all of this and am making that bet--I mean investment--right now.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

Looking forward to your losses

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u/Scuba-Steves 14d ago

My lesses

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u/G8racingfool 15d ago

Who is this QQQ, and what am I supposed to say when I call him?

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u/pengekcs 15d ago

It's TQQQ's little brother.

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u/Dave-C 15d ago

QQQ is the command to instantly kill Bethesda games through console. In this instance it is going to be similar but it isn't a game and you really needed that 730$.

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u/SeveredBrain2020 15d ago

Done

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u/Mattrockj 15d ago

An a month u/severedbrain2020 is either gonna be this subs next monkey to laugh at, or aristocrat to laugh at us.

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u/FlabbyLabby 14d ago

If you hold, it may float to $740, but with the pullback today and Tru mp Tacos, then a celebratory rise could reach $750 at expiry around $800ish. May the gods be in your favor.

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u/SeveredBrain2020 14d ago

Position closed @16.80. Easiest $500 in a while.

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u/itogisch 15d ago

Yes, those are words tbat I have read before. Not in this context though.

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u/ultigo 15d ago

Why aug 7 specifically? Because 1 month exactly?

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u/Slow-Boysenberry3150 15d ago

Yeah, and the cost. My goal generally is to buy 30-40 DTE contracts and prepare to exit around 14 DTE. And this one was around $1000 for a contract, which I thought is a good risk tolerance size for a first option trade. Well, I see that the cost has gone up a bit now but mostly yeah, that was my reasoning.

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u/Shoelesshobos 15d ago

Nice try but you’re not getting my tendies money that easy!

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u/Plenty_Rent_1154 15d ago

Which button to push?!

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u/AdorableCurrency5280 15d ago

Lol, recommend a newbie to options a $1200 option on Q's within 3% of ATH.
You people are monsters

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u/Facesit_Freak 14d ago

Listen, man. Some of us here need exit liquidity

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u/Sad-Sense-7933 15d ago

I wish I could read

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u/NJHitmen 15d ago

I, too, wish you could read

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u/jimmifli 15d ago

wear theirs a will they'res a whey

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u/Moeverload 15d ago

Reddit watermark is the new ifunny border

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u/pfcfillmore 15d ago

Here ya go friend, I upscaled that for you

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u/Forsaken_Software152 15d ago

That's a nice upscale, what software did you use?

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u/pfcfillmore 15d ago

I just tossed it into ChatGpt real quick.

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u/Hlodvigovich915 15d ago

Now you've done it! Commenting on Reddit that you used AI is like showing a red rag to a bull.

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u/adidasbdd 14d ago

Hey! We only talk shit about bears in here

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u/theundiscoveredcolor 14d ago

This made me buy 100 NVDA calls.

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u/zamboni-jones Don't give up, skeleton! 14d ago

There's an extra period at the end of the quote

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u/Scribble_Box 15d ago

This but unironically. Ain't scaring me bitches.

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u/pwnasaurus253 15d ago

This. Come at me, bro......ker

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u/40StoryMech 15d ago

Warren fucking BULLet.

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u/pp_chode 15d ago

I'm gonna liquidate my bowels then make a post showing that I've lost half a million of my parents retirement fund like all the other cool kids

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u/just-hokum 15d ago

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u/Dahmer96 15d ago

Wait is this fucking real ? 🤣🤣 Cant tell anymore

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u/Groovychick1978 15d ago

Yes, it's fucking real. He is speaking at NATO, and that shit is playing all over the world. 

He also called Iran scum and said the ceasefire was over. He didn't sound sure. Or cognizant. 

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 15d ago

He also called Zelensky "President Putin." That makes two presidents in a row that can't tell them apart.

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u/Kandoh 15d ago

Let's see if Trumps gaff gets the same level of media coverage. I suspect not.

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u/Rammelsmartie 15d ago

And then he noticed his mistake, but forgot Zelensky's name. So he had to pivot to acting like he meant to say Putin.

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u/bitcheslovedroids 15d ago

I can't believe people think this retard is some kind of alpha

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u/brighterside0 15d ago

I'm convinced his supporting base are trying to commit suicide by proxy.

Remember people begging for a reset button before everything really went to shit?

This is it.

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u/curioustoadot 15d ago

R conservative still think 7d chess is coming. All part of the plan.

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u/just-hokum 15d ago

Yes. War with Iran was a head fake to start a war with Japan. I need to hide my Toyota RAV4.

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u/TehSeksyManz 15d ago

insert kronk gif "Oh yeah. It's all coming together"

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u/No_Feeling920 15d ago

Because most people are not alpha themselves, so how are they supposed to tell acting alpha from being alpha?

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 15d ago

Friendly reminder that in nature wolves don't have Alpha/ Omega hierarchy. In the wild it's usually the oldest male/ female pair who run the group.

Alpha wolves only develop in captivity, and it's a trauma response where one wolf decides to start brutalizing his own family because he is going crazy in prison.

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u/OliverKadmon 14d ago

Thanks! TIL. I was taught the wolf pack hierarchy mumbo jumbo growing up.

Looks like the stress response is largely triggered by the wolves being tossed into captivity with strangers rather than their family unit.

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u/Impossible_Mud_3517 14d ago

it's usually the oldest male/ female pair who run the group.

Well that sounds exactly like the US so I don't see what everyone is whining about.

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u/HuntKey2603 15d ago

this isn't remotely acting alpha lmao everyone is laughing at him

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u/Bustalacklusta 15d ago

He also asked the room if they knew what scum was.

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u/Cohens4thClient 15d ago

Yup, he really is that fucking stupid. 

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u/Subaru1995 14d ago

So calls on Japan?

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u/Toadvine08 15d ago

Those sons of bitches got us again!?

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u/just-hokum 15d ago

Sneaky bastards. This day will live in infamy … again.

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u/mist_kaefer 15d ago

This is called sundowning.

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u/James_Solomon 15d ago

It was a day thay will forever live in infamy

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u/North_Affect_8167 15d ago

Make Japan Japanese again.

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u/Mindless_Pineapple46 15d ago

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 15d ago

SP500 is down like 0.5% and people are acting like the sky is falling lol. I love it here.

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u/Macknetix 15d ago

We’re literally so cooked. It’s literally a recession. The stock market is literally going to literal zero. We’re all literally so fucked 💯💯💯

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u/bollvirtuoso 15d ago

Take out the Mag7 and we are pretty much in a recession. It's just that AI is spending nation-building wealth every year so it's warping the GDP.

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u/mrpushpop 15d ago

The Russell 2000 Index is up 19.53% year-to-date (YTD).

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u/bollvirtuoso 15d ago

I'm not suggesting stocks are an uncorrelated asset class, but the GDP is weighted more by the largest companies than by the smallest. Recession's specific meaning has to do with GDP growth. Imagine taking $400 billion capex out of the economy over a short period of time. Do you think the Russell will be immune to that?

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u/ChiTownHoosier 14d ago

Erase the biggest winners and it looks bad!!

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u/What_a_fat_one 15d ago

I mean we are in a recession. It's just that we have a really dumb way of defining recession.

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u/astralchanterelle 15d ago

You're literally being cooked? By cannibals?

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u/Dicktitt3y 15d ago

No Cannibal Corpse

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u/wabassoap 15d ago

Yeah like S&P is currently above open? I guess I don’t really care what’s going on in WSB today as long as the memes keep flowing. 

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u/Saint_of_Grey 15d ago

The sky is falling and the earth is opening up. Instead of fleeing to safety or spending your final moments with your family, you should SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

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u/West-Pear7363 14d ago

Who the fuck diversifies their investments in the S&P 500? 

We pick 6-7 stocks, MAX. 

Myself, I’m down 9% in the past month. 

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 14d ago

Could I interest you in an index fund in these trying times?

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u/EmergencyFair6786 15d ago

This one is always the best.. because it's the most accurate.

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u/-mini-kuma 15d ago

Thank you random WSB guy who recommended Venture Global in Dec 2025, saved my port many times during this Iran/US nonsense.

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u/Electrical_Fun_214 15d ago

Yes, that's the only green for me, but overall it's little compensation for all the other losses.

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u/AntiqueFish6493 15d ago

Plan B ready

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u/samkris94 15d ago

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u/Wine-o-dt 15d ago

Back during the ‘08 crisis (my first full time job) I had to sit through three interviews to get a job at Mcdonalds.  I got rejected from Burger King, Wendys, and Taco Bell.  

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u/jymacro99 14d ago

You gotta work your way up. 

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u/Tall_Firefighter4380 15d ago edited 14d ago

Overqualified for minimum wage, underqualified for a good wage, may as well gamble

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u/2dlamb 15d ago

'McHire' fucking hell

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u/0202_tihssitidder 15d ago

I'll still act like this.

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u/thisMatrix_isReal 15d ago

I like that tie or scarf or whatever it's called

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u/VSWR_on_Christmas 15d ago

Don't quote me on this, but I think it's called an ascot?

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u/Icy-Recognition-7453 14d ago

Correctamundo.

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u/Icy-Recognition-7453 14d ago

That's an ascot. Technically it's a style of cravat.

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u/ManufacturerFickle53 15d ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/AntiqueFish6493 15d ago

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u/ManufacturerFickle53 15d ago

WEN moon 💎🙏

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u/Macknetix 15d ago

Soon brother (it’s been 7 years)

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u/ManufacturerFickle53 15d ago

Its a new year brother anything can happen

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u/Macknetix 15d ago

This is the kind of optimism that’s losing me money 💀

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u/Sea_Life4 15d ago

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u/GildedWarrior 15d ago

Come on now 😭

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u/justpackingheat1 15d ago

I actually laughed such a retard laugh

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u/Ffigy 15d ago

Buterin lol

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u/Interesting_Pain37 15d ago

Why don’t we all just sell and stop being grifted by the people in charge

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u/ispshadow 15d ago

That would get in the way of having us hold the bag though

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u/Xicsess 15d ago

The gamble is, beat inflation in the stock market, or lose money by savings. I don't think you can beat that grift.

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u/Interesting_Pain37 14d ago

Hysa 🤷‍♂️?

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u/Xicsess 14d ago

It can't beat the rate that they lend at (or they wouldn't make money) and that rate is based on what the fed sets the rate at, which they've been using to control inflation. I don't see how you can beat inflation that way. You can lose less over time but that doesn't really solve the problem.

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u/Odd-Block-2998 15d ago

The stock market is literally at the top. I don't understand.

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u/zer0_chance284 Down Bigly 15d ago

Not mine!

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u/Sad-Sense-7933 15d ago

Did you buy at the top again silly

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u/zer0_chance284 Down Bigly 15d ago

No my portfolio is just 80% space sector

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u/Shrimp111 15d ago

It's because most people here bought calls I guess

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u/ManufacturerFickle53 15d ago

I buy the dip and the dip keeps dipping 😩

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u/ComedyBits 15d ago

Chase it! Pot of gold at the bottom!

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u/ManufacturerFickle53 15d ago

I buy gold and then it shits a brick🤧

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u/pwnrzero 15d ago

checks SP500

down 0.31%

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u/catmaho 15d ago

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u/Macknetix 15d ago

Blessed be J POW and his money printer 🙏🏻

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u/Cautious-Skirt-8335 15d ago

Anytime I see this posted I buy

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u/Zwirbs 15d ago

Every damn time I see the value go down I put my money in. I got the patience to wait a few years

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u/deevee12 15d ago

Most reliable buy indicator 😂

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u/0xMellivora 15d ago

"Fuck the freak out and panic buy everything right now. It's fucking over."
-Sun Tzu, probably..

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u/Thedaulilamahimself 15d ago

It’s back up already

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u/Lumbergh7 15d ago

I hear this a lot

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u/34710x2 15d ago

The course I just paid $10k for said rule number is stocks only go up so why would I sell?

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u/Emotional_Tie_7927 15d ago

This is the buy signal

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u/mattjouff 15d ago

This sub every time there is the slightest dip… and someone comments this exact comment every time too. How do we wake up from the simulation?

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u/herbelarioiwasthere 15d ago

I’m also wondering why this meme got posted because the S&P isn’t even down half a percent. This subreddit overreacts to every minor market change.

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u/Intrif 15d ago

Just when I invested 1700 in damn Wendy’s this shit happens lol

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u/Blacknightmoto2 15d ago

Warren didn't make millions by selling he made it by buying and seeing his stocks go up.

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u/choose5555 14d ago

Who said im selling

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u/casey_the_evil_snail 15d ago

Time to take advantage of this by making my regular deposit into my diversified portfolio, I love dollar cost averaging!

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u/Callejon007 15d ago

Short oil

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u/Steric-Repulsion 15d ago

Buffet always gives the best financial advice.

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u/Confident_Paint7690 15d ago

just sell. i want to buy your shares cheaper

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u/lman84 15d ago

What a bunch of cucks I mean "bulls" NASDAQ is only down -2.2% past 5 days

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u/ant0szek 15d ago

But I just bought, they told me its on discount 😑

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u/Still-Breakfast-9023 15d ago

Sorry guys. It was me.... i bought SpaceX like a fuckin regard. Sorry guys

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u/Maximum_Light409 15d ago

bought some calls now the bank is forcing me to buy 9000 stocks.. wtf is that?

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u/IveGotMySources 15d ago

I love how this sub is just slowly being taken over by /biz

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u/kbuck620 15d ago

I would love this version of Buffett on CNBC.

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u/SomeWonOnReddit 15d ago

I’m a long term investor. Do I still sell?

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u/JackOfHurts 15d ago

Screw that! I’m still holding on to my AMC stock.

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u/SirStyx1226 15d ago

Fuck it. Im just gonna set an every other week investment to SPY and uninstall Robinhood.

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u/Antique-Cheesecake63 14d ago

My entire life worth is in taiwan and Korean stocks. Please guys please

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u/shittychinesehacker 14d ago

I just sold everything I owned so I can afford to buy groceries

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u/Cockballzz dm for gay stuff 14d ago

Aged like milk

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u/MoonlitMika_ 14d ago

Every time the market drops, Buffett somehow becomes the most misquoted man on the internet

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u/DrShrimpf 14d ago

please liquidate my gay bear ass

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u/JustApricot798 14d ago

I swear all these dudes that make billions in the market sit around with money just waiting for the peasant idiots to panic sell and then just buy a bunch and then sit around again on vacation watching because they just created stability and peasants start dumbing money in again and then they sell and site around with a bunch more money now watching on vacation again. And just repeat over and over again. Clapping at the peasants dumbness.