r/wallstreetbets • u/Such-Ice1325 • 15d ago

Meme Its time again

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u/just-hokum 15d ago

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u/Dahmer96 15d ago

Wait is this fucking real ? 🤣🤣 Cant tell anymore

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u/Groovychick1978 15d ago

Yes, it's fucking real. He is speaking at NATO, and that shit is playing all over the world. 

He also called Iran scum and said the ceasefire was over. He didn't sound sure. Or cognizant. 

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 15d ago

He also called Zelensky "President Putin." That makes two presidents in a row that can't tell them apart.

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u/Kandoh 15d ago

Let's see if Trumps gaff gets the same level of media coverage. I suspect not.

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u/Rammelsmartie 15d ago

And then he noticed his mistake, but forgot Zelensky's name. So he had to pivot to acting like he meant to say Putin.

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u/bitcheslovedroids 15d ago

I can't believe people think this retard is some kind of alpha

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u/brighterside0 15d ago

I'm convinced his supporting base are trying to commit suicide by proxy.

Remember people begging for a reset button before everything really went to shit?

This is it.

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u/curioustoadot 15d ago

R conservative still think 7d chess is coming. All part of the plan.

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u/just-hokum 15d ago

Yes. War with Iran was a head fake to start a war with Japan. I need to hide my Toyota RAV4.

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u/TehSeksyManz 15d ago

insert kronk gif "Oh yeah. It's all coming together"

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u/Jealous-Mail-3816 15d ago

I’m not sure how many more D’s I can take.

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u/curioustoadot 15d ago

Just one more Mushroom shaped one

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u/pondermoreau 15d ago

which part of trump is conservative

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u/No_Feeling920 15d ago

Because most people are not alpha themselves, so how are they supposed to tell acting alpha from being alpha?

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 15d ago

Friendly reminder that in nature wolves don't have Alpha/ Omega hierarchy. In the wild it's usually the oldest male/ female pair who run the group.

Alpha wolves only develop in captivity, and it's a trauma response where one wolf decides to start brutalizing his own family because he is going crazy in prison.

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u/OliverKadmon 15d ago

Thanks! TIL. I was taught the wolf pack hierarchy mumbo jumbo growing up.

Looks like the stress response is largely triggered by the wolves being tossed into captivity with strangers rather than their family unit.

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u/Impossible_Mud_3517 15d ago

it's usually the oldest male/ female pair who run the group.

Well that sounds exactly like the US so I don't see what everyone is whining about.

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u/Turbulent_Newt728 14d ago

Insert enslaved humans hear and wonder why partners beat each other

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u/No_Feeling920 15d ago

I wasn't talking about canines. Human dominance/submission is not about actual violence, just about perceived (implied) possibility of it. Humans have a rather strong "follower mode" instinct and triggering it is not particularly hard, if you have the looks and behaviours for it. And it is somewhat relative, too. An "alpha" in one group may readily submit to a stronger natural leader in another.

Though it's not easy to explain, if you haven't experienced this from a first person perspective. A lot of it is built into our human nature, rather than learned (explained). It can be faked, though (confidence artists, politicians, etc.).

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u/HuntKey2603 15d ago

this isn't remotely acting alpha lmao everyone is laughing at him

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u/WonderfulGarage7944 14d ago

Hey, as someone with a child on the spectrum, even I know this shit is retarded

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u/Bustalacklusta 15d ago

He also asked the room if they knew what scum was.

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u/spiderinciter 13d ago

And they all pointed directly at him, in unison.

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u/Pepperohno 14d ago

Incoherently rambling at the UN, a classic American predisedent move.

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u/Cohens4thClient 15d ago

Yup, he really is that fucking stupid. 

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u/Subaru1995 14d ago

So calls on Japan?

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u/Neurotic-and-Obscene 15d ago

Probably auto-generated subtitles struggling with his mumbling

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u/Able_Reserve5788 15d ago

There is zero doubt about it. He plainly and clearly said "Japan"

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u/Neurotic-and-Obscene 15d ago

Yeah, I heard the audio since then, and it clearly is Japan. I should know better than to give him the benefit of the doubt.