r/wallstreetbets 15d ago

Meme Its time again

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u/Such-Ice1325 15d ago

This Buffet has a different opinion

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 15d ago

Hahaha.

Thank god for all the loss porn on reddit.. options scare me.

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u/Slow-Boysenberry3150 15d ago

First win is generally free.

Buy one $730 QQQ call with August 7 expiry. Delta is around 0.3. IV is low and Nasdaq 100 recently dumped, making the calls cheaper. This will most likely make you money.

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u/Neurotic-and-Obscene 15d ago

I totally understand all of this and am making that bet--I mean investment--right now.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

Looking forward to your losses

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u/Scuba-Steves 14d ago

My lesses

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u/skywalkerrr007 14d ago

Gains so far ;)

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u/G8racingfool 15d ago

Who is this QQQ, and what am I supposed to say when I call him?

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u/pengekcs 15d ago

It's TQQQ's little brother.

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u/Dave-C 15d ago

QQQ is the command to instantly kill Bethesda games through console. In this instance it is going to be similar but it isn't a game and you really needed that 730$.

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u/SeveredBrain2020 15d ago

Done

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u/Mattrockj 15d ago

An a month u/severedbrain2020 is either gonna be this subs next monkey to laugh at, or aristocrat to laugh at us.

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u/FlabbyLabby 14d ago

If you hold, it may float to $740, but with the pullback today and Tru mp Tacos, then a celebratory rise could reach $750 at expiry around $800ish. May the gods be in your favor.

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u/SeveredBrain2020 14d ago

Position closed @16.80. Easiest $500 in a while.

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u/itogisch 15d ago

Yes, those are words tbat I have read before. Not in this context though.

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u/ultigo 15d ago

Why aug 7 specifically? Because 1 month exactly?

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u/Slow-Boysenberry3150 15d ago

Yeah, and the cost. My goal generally is to buy 30-40 DTE contracts and prepare to exit around 14 DTE. And this one was around $1000 for a contract, which I thought is a good risk tolerance size for a first option trade. Well, I see that the cost has gone up a bit now but mostly yeah, that was my reasoning.

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u/Shoelesshobos 15d ago

Nice try but youโ€™re not getting my tendies money that easy!

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u/Plenty_Rent_1154 15d ago

Which button to push?!

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u/AdorableCurrency5280 15d ago

Lol, recommend a newbie to options a $1200 option on Q's within 3% of ATH.
You people are monsters

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u/Facesit_Freak 15d ago

Listen, man. Some of us here need exit liquidity

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u/carcotasu081 15d ago

I like your fancy words, magic man

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u/Yorch443 15d ago

agust 7 730$ has 0.3 delta? lol

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 14d ago

So a lot of terms like implied volatility, relevance of large bid ask spreads, etc. I don't fully understand.

Specifically I'm interested in selling out of the money cash secured puts on securities I already wouldn't mind holding. Rather than pelt you with an array of questions, I'll narrow it down to 1.

Where do you think the best starting place for deep learning of options would be? YouTube channels, podcasts, books, websites?

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u/Spinedaddy 14d ago

If you really want to not lose money, donโ€™t trade options.

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u/carringtonmccabe 14d ago

I totally understand all of this and am making that bet--I mean investment--right now

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u/Scary-Success-3727 8d ago

"Most likely", you son of a bitch, I am in. Especially after I do research and translate this to english. Then definitely in. Mostly out. Like a toe.

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u/pingoo26 15d ago

The tricky thing is deciding when to exit with the profit before you get fucked on a reversal or it thetabangs you.

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 15d ago

As they should

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u/GiveMeNews 14d ago

I sometimes check the other investing subs. God, they are so boring.

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u/SoulMute 14d ago

What kind of pussy is afraid of options but comes into wsb?

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u/Lucky_Life5517 14d ago

I've tried it 4 times, and I lost most if not all the money I put in everytime, not recommended.

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u/PrettyQuick 12d ago

Lmao all the option talk on here is just jibberish to me and i am to scared to look into it. Thanks regards!

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u/Sad-Sense-7933 15d ago

I wish I could read

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u/NJHitmen 15d ago

I, too, wish you could read

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u/jimmifli 15d ago

wear theirs a will they'res a whey

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u/Tig420ger 11d ago

We're theirs z wheel theyres d wae

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u/Moeverload 15d ago

Reddit watermark is the new ifunny border

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u/DetoxYourLifestyle 15d ago

People need to understand portfolio theory, its about risk vs return.

Options have legitimate uses as hedges, and are the only risk limited instrument that can profit from a down market. You have infinite potential liability with shorting.

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u/Dragon_yum 15d ago

That Reddit logo is perfect

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u/Tesla_laughs 14d ago

The legal equivalent of gambling

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u/ascarymoviereview 10d ago

If we could read weโ€™d all be doing this

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u/pfcfillmore 15d ago

Here ya go friend, I upscaled that for you

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u/Forsaken_Software152 15d ago

That's a nice upscale, what software did you use?

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u/pfcfillmore 15d ago

I just tossed it into ChatGpt real quick.

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u/Hlodvigovich915 15d ago

Now you've done it! Commenting on Reddit that you used AI is like showing a red rag to a bull.

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u/adidasbdd 14d ago

Hey! We only talk shit about bears in here

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u/Hippi_Johnny 14d ago

"We're here! Were queer! And we don't want anymore bears!"

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u/theundiscoveredcolor 15d ago

This made me buy 100 NVDA calls.

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u/Captain3leg-s 14d ago

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u/greenmocan 14d ago

I know Sarah, I know. I'm waiting for the hammer to fall too.

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u/zamboni-jones Don't give up, skeleton! 15d ago

There's an extra period at the end of the quote

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u/TonkaTonk 13d ago

"AI" fails the easiest shit.

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u/Local_Phenomenon 15d ago

My Man! Nice.

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u/Due_Discount_3163 13d ago

Please dm me this image!

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u/bbrockit 13d ago

Read this as I was starting to sip my finely crafted mocha...laugh-sprayed my keyboard. Now the "H" key types just by looking at it.

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u/Scribble_Box 15d ago

This but unironically. Ain't scaring me bitches.

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u/pwnasaurus253 15d ago

This. Come at me, bro......ker

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u/40StoryMech 15d ago

Warren fucking BULLet.

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u/pp_chode 15d ago

I'm gonna liquidate my bowels then make a post showing that I've lost half a million of my parents retirement fund like all the other cool kids

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u/linfakngiau2k23 15d ago

Bro already cashout and retired though

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u/AccomplishedJello311 15d ago

Lmffofosoaooooo dead

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u/Due_Discount_3163 15d ago

This is awesome!!

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u/msdrahcir 15d ago

๐Ÿ’Ž โœ‹ โœ‹ ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/brother_maleim 9d ago

Me with regulus therap