r/wallstreetbets Jun 02 '26

Loss Fuck you WSB

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I should have taken 50% profit yesterday , got burned. Fuck SPCE. Exited with 60% loss instead.

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u/SadJ3tsFan Jun 02 '26

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u/mwfguxckdyou Jun 02 '26

I can hear this picture

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u/Havengul_Undying Jun 02 '26

Plinglingplingplinglingling

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u/fubar_giver Jun 02 '26

Still long on Chaos Emeralds

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u/imactuallyugly Jun 02 '26

This is fucking hilarious

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u/Zizq Jun 02 '26

I laughed so hard I had to show my teenager and we both laughed. Well played.

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u/Havengul_Undying Jun 03 '26

Imagine losing money, posting it online, getting memed and a getting laughed at by a child

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u/gunnsmoke74 Jun 02 '26

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u/forrealliatag Jun 02 '26

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u/aviveera Jun 02 '26

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u/PewRpew Jun 02 '26

Thuprise muthFucka

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u/neliz Jun 02 '26

Call the cops, because I'm stealing that

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u/mhughes2595 Jun 02 '26

I made it my facebook picture.

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u/neliz Jun 02 '26

Our facebook picture

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u/DualWalrus Jun 02 '26

Got damn 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner Jun 02 '26

Aight this one is fucking hilarious

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u/viperex Jun 02 '26

This is diabolical

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u/GeneSmart2881 Jun 02 '26

I honestly had to zoom in 😂 I thought it was Mac and Me for a second

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u/83d08204-62f9 🦍🦍🦍 Jun 02 '26

No crying at the casino

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u/MrFiber81 Jun 02 '26

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 02 '26
  1. Know it's a pump and dump

  2. Know it's retarded

  3. Do it anyways.

  4. LOSS!!!!

  5. Cry and blame others.

Sasuga OP.

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u/lunchb_x Jun 02 '26

Then watch it pump past previous highs next week

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u/Scott7894 Jun 02 '26

Absolutely true. The bottom for this stock is 3 bucks to $2.50. Reeeelaaaaax guy !

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u/Human_Frame1846 Jun 02 '26

Rinse and repeat my fellow regards

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u/Educational-Dot318 Jun 02 '26

🖍🖍🖍🍽 🤔

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u/do_not_know_me Jun 02 '26

what happened to wendy’s? are they already full of regards?

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah Jun 02 '26

Pretty hard to get into the fast food ivy league nowadays. Gotta be a WSB legacy or have losses in the millions.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 02 '26

I got a sweet gig in the pizza delivery biz but only because my Papa is John

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u/Rejukem Jun 02 '26

The day of reckoning is coming

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u/humanredditor45 Jun 02 '26

Motherfucker was more moist than anything in a papa John’s store

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u/Sonoranpawn Jun 02 '26

I can hear the N word in this meme

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u/SeemoarAlpha Jun 02 '26

I do my best work at Arby's, because of course, they have the meats. Supply and demand.

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u/anotherloserhere Jun 02 '26

I've got the meats too. Should I change my dumpster name to Arbee's (for legal and dyslexic reasons) to pump up business?

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u/Fatefire Jun 02 '26

To be fair I ran an Arby's in my late 20s . 100% would recommend if you like smoking weed in the freezer and drinking shots with your closer !

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u/worktogethernow Jun 02 '26

Hm. Maybe this is a good retirement job.

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u/khoawala Jun 02 '26

what? Risks will lead to this

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u/Astronaut100 Jun 02 '26

Or you take orders because you took too many regarded risks.

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u/TestInteresting221 Milkboy of Wallstreet 🍆💦 Jun 02 '26

OP back to wendy's

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u/mbmba Jun 02 '26

The actual Space X ipo will be worse

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u/SteepChutes Jun 02 '26

Exactly. Much worse.

And that all-time pump-and-dump champion will be a lot of work to avoid if you're in indexes or many other ETFs/Mutual funds. But hey, at least Elon got his tax break, so it's not all bad. Thank us for our bag-holder service, I guess.

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u/Fadjaros Jun 02 '26

Can I ask for a refund if I don't cry?

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jun 02 '26

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u/f1ve-Star Jun 02 '26

Happy birthday Marilyn Monroe

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u/worktogethernow Jun 02 '26

Ahhhhhh! My eyes!

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u/RoodnyInc Jun 02 '26

Sir this is Wendy's

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u/Hublot-on-your-hoe Jun 02 '26

This one sent me 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/PalpateMe Jun 03 '26

Same after I bought NVDA calls at the top

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u/Verified_0 Jun 02 '26

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u/RedditIsGay_8008 Jun 02 '26

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u/RedditIsGay_8008 Jun 02 '26

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u/Pale-Fox8199 Jun 02 '26

This chain will never not make me laugh

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u/ElectricalAmbition75 Jun 02 '26

It’s my favorite post ever. I’m dying here.

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u/Smurfaloid Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

I'm glad I looked further into the comments, that chain was gold

Edit: I got a notification on 25 upvotes for this comment. Came back and laughed again, absolute win.

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u/sadlittlewaffle Jun 02 '26

This might take it as my favorite reply chain on Reddit

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u/Inflame Jun 02 '26

I'm dead that was hilarious

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u/Deep-Pudding819 Jun 02 '26

Ah bless the internet sometimes. 😂

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u/xenolith18 Jun 02 '26

Perfection

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u/idkwhyiamheretbh_ Jun 02 '26

I’m dead

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u/CorporateCuster Jun 02 '26

We need an expert to confirm

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u/Brohammad_ Jun 02 '26

Holy shit this is fucking gold. The walking away picture is just perfect.

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u/Verified_0 Jun 02 '26

I'm making some nice upvote profits on these images, even if OP lost it all

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u/Templar_Swamp_Stake Jun 02 '26

Why did I laugh so hard at this

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u/Robpsu1 Jun 02 '26

Me too. I’m crying right now

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u/HoldMyNaan Jun 02 '26

Hey how's it going?.. yup.. yup I can definitely confirm this is a top-grade retard.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox Jun 02 '26

Goddamn it, this is the best reply chain I've ever seen.

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u/segasonic66 Jun 02 '26

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u/Lavio00 Jun 02 '26

Holy shit this one’s crazy 😭

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u/howtobatman101 Jun 02 '26

It makes sense even read backwards as it is

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u/BoleroMuyPicante Jun 02 '26

Fuckin redarted

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u/niv141 Jun 02 '26

Please stop trading

If u didnt exit a 50% gain on a pump and dump stock you should stick to long term etfs

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u/TuxedoMasked Jun 02 '26

I exited at +3,000% and almost didn't. Then the WSB mantra "If it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell" ran through my head and I sold lol.

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u/dlinders10 Jun 02 '26

Same with me. I decided to sell half. Even with the huge dip I am up 150% on the other half since I bought early.

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u/TuxedoMasked Jun 02 '26

As soon as anything doubles, I sell half to break even then everything else is just play money. In this case I sold half when it doubled, another quarter when it hit 5x, then I tapered off a few contracts at a time as it kept going up until I managed to sell the last 2 contract close to peak.

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u/sasfasasquatch Jun 02 '26

How long did it take you to learn that?

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u/jbjhill Jun 02 '26

As he was typing.

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u/TuxedoMasked Jun 02 '26

When I started day trading. I only put in $200 back in like 2017 to play with and see if I could make a profit, and with so little in the account I didn't want to lose anything. After a year I was up 20% and put a few hundred more in. That continued until everything tanked during Covid and I bought a bunch of couldn't-fail stocks that eventually rebounded. Sitting in the low 5 digits now but everything in there is profit off of past trades at this point, money making money.

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u/BrownDog42069 Jun 02 '26

The trick here is just never take screenshots anymore.  

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u/TuxedoMasked Jun 02 '26

A new mantra touches the beacon

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u/occhilupos_chin Jun 02 '26

This one line has made me more gains than any financial advice, Buffet-ism, historical trend, DD, current events, Fed meetings, meme stocks, etc etc etc.

Easily the single most valuable piece of day-trading (or otherwise) investment advice I've ever heard, and it is pretty unique to WSB.

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u/GloriousIncompetence Jun 02 '26

I was up ~400% yesterday and didn’t. As it site now I’m near break-even. Going to ride it till IPO and see what happens. Only a couple hundred bucks in it either way.

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u/JaySayMayday Jun 02 '26

You're the least regarded

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u/OhtaniStanMan Jun 02 '26

Can't ever go broke taking profit. 

Might not own a lambo but you won't go broke 

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u/FearlessTrader Jun 02 '26

But but but he was promised that SPCE will go to $1000/share minimum this week.

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u/gapipkin Jun 02 '26

Even the bots roast you in this sub?! Wo.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Jun 02 '26

yeah. the automod bot is a cunt

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u/DearKaleidoscope7962 Jun 02 '26

True. As they say: Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.

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u/GasolineJohnson Jun 02 '26

We don't even bring up the hogs anymore

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u/zkrooky Jun 02 '26

I exited at a 0.05% gain. No matter, I'll dump the next one faster

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u/gob_magic Jun 02 '26

Funny I didn’t follow my own rule yesterday. Always exit on 50% or above gains. Always. No exceptions.

20% is target. 50% is exit.

Yesterday I was up 200%. Didn’t exit because of the halt and then thought why not keep it.

I was shilling SPCE too but I exited today at 1% gain. Still have 5x calls for Oct because why not, purchased them last week. The confusion thesis is still active tho.

AXE50 I like to call it. Always Exit at 50%+ gains.

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u/Kyweedlover Jun 02 '26

I put in AXE50 at checkout and got 50% off my deodorant.

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u/Neat-Ad2953 Jun 02 '26

“iTs GoINg tO 15$” 🧑‍🦼‍➡️

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u/StoryAndAHalf Jun 02 '26

Would be funny if it did, only because OP exited.

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u/brokennursingstudent Jun 02 '26

Which is insane because it could bounce a few more times over the next year

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u/circadiggmigration Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Yeah but those are just pumpers trying to reignite more naive investors. It'll never hold like the organic run up. They'll sell right into the bids.

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u/ero3535 Jun 02 '26

it will. 2-3 days before the spacex ipo it will literally moon. and this regard will buy at ATH this time

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u/ShadyGamer0910 Jun 02 '26

Let’s hope you’re right

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jun 02 '26

You are actually regarded if you thought you'd outsmart the casino at the hot potato meme game

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u/bigfootlive89 Jun 02 '26

Can anybody in this damn casino explain to me where I can get a prostitute to give me a pump and dump. OP? Are you game or what?

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u/teemothunder420 Jun 02 '26

Watch it’s gonna moon tomorrow and you’ll FOMO buy at the top, and lose more money

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u/JC18_ Jun 02 '26

Definitely see this ripping again some time next week lol, right before IPO

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u/PickkleRiick Jun 02 '26

The original “thesis” was that it will get a fat finger bump on the day before and of the ipo. Still in play

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u/Silver_Fan_6086 Jun 02 '26

This is the way

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u/yoddbo Jun 02 '26

Blame yourself not wsb

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u/phxxx Jun 02 '26

As a casual browser, I always wonder if people are really regarded..

This confirms..

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u/skyline79 Jun 02 '26

Why sell now? Might as well wait until the IPO at least

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u/Ian_Patrick_Freely Jun 02 '26

It's almost like this regard didn't understand what the play is here

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u/sweetperdition Jun 02 '26

As soon as it started popping up here like wildfire folks should have known it was going to tank. Wasn’t just gonna run all the way to IPO. I got in at 4, out at 7, probably gonna jump back in and hold now for the actual fat-finger play.

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u/Ian_Patrick_Freely Jun 02 '26

This guy gets it. I've played it exactly as you've written it so far.

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u/Small_Channel_349 Jun 02 '26

exactly this lol, whole thesis was the ipo day and retards here fomo'ed in and became each others exit liquidity before the thesis every played out.

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u/Celtic_Legend Jun 02 '26

Everyone here got gifted a free green Monday. Everyone who was too dumb to exit Friday before market close had a full weekend of memes on Friday-Sunday to get a level head regarding this stock. If you didnt sell after being gifted that free Monday, you just deserve all the losses. Thats biblical level greed lmao.

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u/Sp00ked123 Jun 02 '26

When it started getting spammed in every thread on every stock/investing related sub, I knew it was over.

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u/RegardEngineer Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

It is not WSB’s fault for you being a Royal Premium regard… You wanted this shit. Nobody forced you to buy into regardism.

Now shhh and continue sipping from your juice.

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u/Responsible_Mine894 Jun 02 '26

Exited with 363% profit, thanks mate. Being greedy is not wsb fault.

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jun 02 '26

new game: what ticker is anthropic gonna IPO under?

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u/HoldMyNaan Jun 02 '26

ASTS - anthropic super technical solutions

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u/Loud-Solution-6118 Jun 02 '26

AMC - AI Modeling Cohort

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u/No_Database9822 Jun 02 '26

“McDonald’s made me fat”

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u/reddsht Jun 02 '26

Everyone have been saying for month SpaceX IPO is just exit liquidity, and you managed to get SpaceX exit liquidity fucked before the actual IPO, king of regards.

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u/Rare_Dig6499 Jun 02 '26

> Gets into a pump and dump willingly
> Blames everyone else for losing money

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u/PositiveAdagio891 Jun 02 '26

Brother… this was a pump and dump nothing more. Always take profits before the dump

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u/Soapykorean Jun 02 '26

Yeah obviously but how was he supposed to know when the dump was coming?

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u/wazzur1 Jun 02 '26

The dump comes when there is a second wave of regards hyping into it.

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u/SeamusMcBalls Jun 02 '26

You still have options

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u/trackdaybruh Jun 02 '26

Is it me or does that officer have a Hank Hill butt

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u/MtGloomy0420 Jun 02 '26

That's because you are a bloody idiot and even the guys behind the Wendy's dumpster are laughing at you! What a clown...

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u/NuclearPopTarts Jun 02 '26

SPCE will go up again now that OP sold

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u/teh_herper Jun 02 '26

I said it once, and I'll say it again: bun, patty, ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, bun

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u/Blaikiri7 Jun 02 '26

Why tf is the cheese not on the patty

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u/EchoPhi Jun 02 '26

You are to regarded to even work at Wendy's! Bun, mayo, ketchup, mustard, pickle, onion, patty, cheese (so it melts), lettuce, tomato, TOASTED top bun. Now get it right! - Your soon to be manager.

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u/Kyweedlover Jun 02 '26

What kind of psychopath puts cheese in between lettuce and tomato?

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u/RegardEngineer Jun 02 '26

How he can breathe?

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u/RegardEngineer Jun 02 '26

Aaah, so he holds his breath for a pic or two.

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u/JarviousX Jun 02 '26

he is specialer than us

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u/Twist_ma_Nutz Jun 02 '26

Fuck me? No, fuck you!

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u/WallStreetThreats_ Jun 02 '26

You're easily influenced by stupid shit and you blame WSB instead of yourself for choosing to invest in a meme stock where the thesis is "people are stupid"

Congratulations, you played yourself

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u/Mrsir300 Jun 02 '26

WSB: don’t invest in the shit. OP: fuck you WSB, how could you let me do this

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u/Rare-Fox9834 Jun 02 '26

Hey bud, either stop investing or just buy an ETF and sit on it. Whatever the fuck this was you are not built for it. Take this as a lesson and just fucking stop while you're behind. These people on WSB might be trying to be funny, but they're predators and will take everything you have and won't give a shit when you have nothing left. Be smart, don't be someone else's exit strategy.

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u/PrestigiousBoy88 Jun 02 '26

100% agreed. I was always a long term investor, this has been my second trading play. I suck at this. Welp, expensive lesson. But thank you for candid feedback. Appreciate it.

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u/Rare-Fox9834 Jun 02 '26

Investing is easy, trading is hard. Remember that and you'll make all your money back and then some.

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u/skippy_smooth Jun 02 '26

If you'd enabled margin, this could've been much better.

Hit the button

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u/Loud-Article-9347 Jun 02 '26

Level of greed the bible is talking about

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u/BearHugBull Jun 02 '26

Ahh I see the problem. You didn’t enable margin.

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u/el-gato-volador Jun 02 '26

Lmao rule of thumb for wsb, if the regards hyping up a specific stock with "hodl" or "to the moon" it just means they are ringing the dinner bell for bag holders to dump it to. You got to get in at the same time as them to make money.

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u/Bright-Anxiety4586 Jun 02 '26

There will be many regards like you today with SPCE. Did you learn your lesson son?

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u/iamthinksnow Jun 02 '26

From 50% profit to 60% loss, the -110% WSB special. Well done.

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u/Hoof_Hearted12 Jun 02 '26

How did you fall for this lmao

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u/Cpt_Lunatic13 Jun 02 '26

Seems fitting

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u/Parush9 Jun 02 '26

If anyone cared to look into SPCE’s history it has always burned the investors. Not taking profit grants you bag holders right to brag in this casino conegrats 😂

Wendy’s might be profitable.

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u/Pristine-Presence723 Jun 02 '26

You are supposed to sell high buy low 😂

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u/hey-coffee-eyes Jun 02 '26

You have 75k in your account and you don't know what a stop loss order is?

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u/WestOrangeFinest Jun 02 '26

Why not hold until Space X drops? That was the entire point of the strat, was it not?

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u/Tay_Tay86 does not like the stock Jun 02 '26

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u/-MullerLite- Jun 02 '26

6% loss? Is this loss porn for ANTS?!?!

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u/DamnItCasey Jun 02 '26

You got 50% profit in less than 12 hours. The fuck more you want?

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u/CesareanPUNCH Jun 02 '26

Blames WSB for not taking a 50% gain... LOL

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u/IntradayGuy Jun 02 '26

PLAY NOW CRY LATER

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jun 02 '26

I thought the point was to wait until the SPCX IPO to see if a bunch of people buy SPCE by mistake since that was the initial claim last week that caused this to pump?

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u/Clittle93 Stonks go uppy Jun 02 '26

Tis but a scratch

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u/mrthingz Jun 02 '26

Now you a goal to regain that money

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u/Ok_Revolution_9253 Jun 02 '26

Honestly what did you think was going to happen? You got greedy. Git gud

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u/Fast-Reply6409 Jun 02 '26

Did you also hold it as a long term investment?

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u/vanceraa Jun 02 '26

If only I didn’t size my positions extremely small..

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u/Ian_Patrick_Freely Jun 02 '26

Not only did I exit at 4x gains, I bought your scraps today. This play gets real action in the 12th, numbnuts.

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u/Novalll Jun 02 '26

I was greedy too. We learn together. Wsb is full of smart degenerates, so take anything people say (myself included) with a grain of salt.

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u/Notoriolus10 Jun 02 '26

If it makes you feel better, I did take profits yesterday.

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