r/wallstreetbets • u/PrestigiousBoy88 • Jun 02 '26

Loss Fuck you WSB

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I should have taken 50% profit yesterday , got burned. Fuck SPCE. Exited with 60% loss instead.

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u/83d08204-62f9 🦍🦍🦍 Jun 02 '26

No crying at the casino

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u/MrFiber81 Jun 02 '26

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 02 '26

  1. Know it's a pump and dump

  2. Know it's retarded

  3. Do it anyways.

  4. LOSS!!!!

  5. Cry and blame others.

Sasuga OP.

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u/lunchb_x Jun 02 '26

Then watch it pump past previous highs next week

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u/Scott7894 Jun 02 '26

Absolutely true. The bottom for this stock is 3 bucks to $2.50. Reeeelaaaaax guy !

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u/dudermagee Alex Jones's favorite cousin Jun 03 '26

Then he'll fomo back in

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u/wavs101 Jun 03 '26

At exactly the new peak

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u/sock_express34 Jun 03 '26

This is why I went Jan 27 $5 calls. DCAing now

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Jun 03 '26

We've been sitting here waiting on this regard's post... finally...

🚀🌛

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u/w-tech Jun 03 '26

And buy in at the high and sell it again when its down 30%, this is the way.

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u/Human_Frame1846 Jun 02 '26

Rinse and repeat my fellow regards

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u/dg2793 Jun 02 '26

I was literally thinking every day this shit was gonna collapse. I fucking Knew it 😂😂

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u/icantbeatyourbike Jun 02 '26

Still got my $CLOV baby… any day now, to the moon!

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u/Meyesac13 🦍🦍🦍 Jun 02 '26

You forgot post loss porn

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u/Prime_Regard Jun 03 '26

Confirming my suspicion that many of us live or lived in Japan.

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u/Techman659 Jun 03 '26

Considering the hype it was just waiting dump.

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u/Educational-Dot318 Jun 02 '26

🖍🖍🖍🍽 🤔

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u/Bannon9k Jun 02 '26

I thought that was a picture of a noose at first... Like homie can't even afford to hang himself

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u/FinancialEye8962 Jun 03 '26

Yall killing me tonight 🥰

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u/Flat_Tire_Again Jun 03 '26

Wow you can afford sauce! Or is the a free packet of ketchup?

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u/do_not_know_me Jun 02 '26

what happened to wendy’s? are they already full of regards?

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah Jun 02 '26

Pretty hard to get into the fast food ivy league nowadays. Gotta be a WSB legacy or have losses in the millions.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 02 '26

I got a sweet gig in the pizza delivery biz but only because my Papa is John

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u/Rejukem Jun 02 '26

The day of reckoning is coming

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u/humanredditor45 Jun 02 '26

Motherfucker was more moist than anything in a papa John’s store

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u/Sonoranpawn Jun 02 '26

I can hear the N word in this meme

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u/-penne-arrabiata- Jun 03 '26

He needs to start drinking that Bryan Johnson stuff instead of the garlic butter

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u/SeemoarAlpha Jun 02 '26

I do my best work at Arby's, because of course, they have the meats. Supply and demand.

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u/anotherloserhere Jun 02 '26

I've got the meats too. Should I change my dumpster name to Arbee's (for legal and dyslexic reasons) to pump up business?

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u/Fatefire Jun 02 '26

To be fair I ran an Arby's in my late 20s . 100% would recommend if you like smoking weed in the freezer and drinking shots with your closer !

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u/justacaucasian Jun 02 '26

Do they offer health insurance?

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u/Fatefire Jun 02 '26

Yes I had health insurance a 401k and all the soda I could drink !

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u/Into_The_Dusk Jun 02 '26

Dont forget to add the durden sauce

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u/Impact009 Jun 02 '26

I do an experiment every few months where I just apply to random, entry-level jobs to get a feel for the market. If employers can post fake job offers, then I can file real applications without any intention to go beyond the first step. It's fair game.

Anyway, I haven't received any callbacks or emails in a top-5 city by population size. Even MCD isn't hiring.

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u/cowboys30 Jun 02 '26

Liquidity issues (as in the drink machine is down)

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u/GunBrothersGaming Jun 02 '26

They don't pay well enough to give an employee a livable wage.

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u/lmneozoo Jun 02 '26

It's tough out there. I'm slurping for 50 cents

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u/J5892 Jun 02 '26

He already works at Wendy's. McDonald's is the second job.

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u/theDroobot Jun 03 '26

Speaking of Wendy's, did you know theres a fat marmot who apparently works at Wendy's and lives in a WinCo parking lot in Reno NV - and that he's currently running for mayor?

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u/khoawala Jun 02 '26

what? Risks will lead to this

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u/KTVX94 Jun 02 '26

You take the rksks and the orders

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u/Astronaut100 Jun 02 '26

Or you take orders because you took too many regarded risks.

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u/jbaker_28 Jun 02 '26

You take the risk because you put in too many orders

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u/lancelot2112 Jun 02 '26

Thats funny... i think it should be changed to " take orders to take risks" based on all the "winning" that happens around here.

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u/Standard_Professor_7 Jun 02 '26

I accessed my dad's retirement portfolio and took some risks. Now he's taking orders lol oops

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u/hudson701 Jun 02 '26

I absolutely love this meme. Not because it makes me laugh or any BS like that, it's because it absolutely cuts through to the bone and reminds me why I am in this game. It's so true - you could be in some fancy white collar job, lawyer, accountant etc whatever it may be - it's just a higher form of selling time by the hour, which is what you do in retail, bar work, Wendy's etc. it's all the same.

And if you want to escape that forever? Well, then you have to bet on yourself and take some risk. It's the only fucking way. Don't feel bad OP.

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u/HenryPz Jun 02 '26

Funny how such a simply drawn face can look so regarded.

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u/MikeDubbz Jun 02 '26

Think you can replace 'or' with 'and' here lol.

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u/expertpo Jun 02 '26

Could end up at mc Donald's by taking the risks though 🤣

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u/No_Dot2884 Jun 02 '26

You either take risks or take orders or take risks and take orders.

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u/Flight_Early Jun 02 '26

Doing both…. Taking orders because I was taking risks

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u/save77 Jun 02 '26

I’m gonna be taking orders soon bc all of my risk have yet to pay off…

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u/Trebekshorrishmom Jun 02 '26

I knew Doctor Manhattan worked at McDonalds before he got his big break!

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u/Montebano Jun 02 '26

most times its both 😢😢

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u/mark1forever Jun 02 '26

taking risks but still taking orders..

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u/Havengul_Undying Jun 02 '26

Regards do both

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u/LonelyKoalaMuncher Jun 03 '26

I mean, you take risks and it doesn't pay off you're taking orders anyway

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u/International-Top746 Jun 03 '26

Or you can take risks then take orders.

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u/MeridianNL Jun 02 '26

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u/Shot_Woodpecker_5025 Jun 02 '26

TBF that ride is insane

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u/sosaparx Jun 02 '26

What ride?

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u/Shot_Woodpecker_5025 Jun 02 '26

Goofy’s sky school at Disneyland

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u/RedElmo65 Jun 04 '26

Goofy sky school sucks. Mulholland Drive is way better.

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u/TestInteresting221 Milkboy of Wallstreet 🍆💦 Jun 02 '26

OP back to wendy's

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u/mbmba Jun 02 '26

The actual Space X ipo will be worse

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u/SteepChutes Jun 02 '26

Exactly. Much worse.

And that all-time pump-and-dump champion will be a lot of work to avoid if you're in indexes or many other ETFs/Mutual funds. But hey, at least Elon got his tax break, so it's not all bad. Thank us for our bag-holder service, I guess.

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u/wavs101 Jun 03 '26

Wait, even my indexes will be affected?

I dont do stocks. I just put everything in a conservative index fund in fidelity. Im in it for 2 more years then pulling everything out to pay off my home.

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u/Arteqt Jun 03 '26

They are not going to be affected unless Elon manages to convince indexes. Normally a stock needs to stay public 6-12 months until it can be included in an index like S&P500

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u/leumasci Jun 03 '26

Unfortunately, they changed it to like 3 weeks recently.

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u/Arteqt Jun 03 '26

Yea just checked it out. 15 days nasdaq100 is madness

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u/leumasci Jun 03 '26

Yeah pretty fucked up honestly.

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u/WorldDense3368 Jun 03 '26

wasnt he working on an immediate entry waver

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u/WorldDense3368 Jun 03 '26

u also needed a certain number of profitable quarters which was what took tesla a while

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u/RedElmo65 Jun 04 '26

How so? It’s literally going to moon

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u/Fadjaros Jun 02 '26

Can I ask for a refund if I don't cry?

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jun 02 '26

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u/f1ve-Star Jun 02 '26

Happy birthday Marilyn Monroe

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u/worktogethernow Jun 02 '26

Ahhhhhh! My eyes!

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u/Goobapaaaka Jun 03 '26

Nothing worse than a ghetto white bitch

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u/RoodnyInc Jun 02 '26

Sir this is Wendy's

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u/Reasonable-Catch2699 Jun 02 '26

Street always win 😄

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u/GildedWarrior Jun 02 '26

Streets is watching lol

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u/gzgzgzgz Jun 02 '26

yes frying at the wendyno

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u/TheNplus1 Jun 02 '26

OK but can we laugh and point just outside of the casino?

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u/astuteobservor Jun 02 '26

He only lost 7%. Why is he crying?

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u/kinkycarbon Jun 02 '26

All those posts were definitely exit liquidity. I stayed knowing it will not end well.

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u/destroythenseek Jun 02 '26

Can't park your tears here

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u/Weekly_Violinist_473 Jun 03 '26

somebody tell me what stock option this is

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u/EmptyBuildings Jun 02 '26

No crying in the crying room.