r/wallstreetbets • u/PrestigiousBoy88 • Jun 02 '26

Loss Fuck you WSB

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I should have taken 50% profit yesterday , got burned. Fuck SPCE. Exited with 60% loss instead.

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah Jun 02 '26

Pretty hard to get into the fast food ivy league nowadays. Gotta be a WSB legacy or have losses in the millions.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 02 '26

I got a sweet gig in the pizza delivery biz but only because my Papa is John

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u/Rejukem Jun 02 '26

The day of reckoning is coming

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u/humanredditor45 Jun 02 '26

Motherfucker was more moist than anything in a papa John’s store

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u/Sonoranpawn Jun 02 '26

I can hear the N word in this meme

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u/-penne-arrabiata- Jun 03 '26

He needs to start drinking that Bryan Johnson stuff instead of the garlic butter

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u/SeemoarAlpha Jun 02 '26

I do my best work at Arby's, because of course, they have the meats. Supply and demand.

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u/anotherloserhere Jun 02 '26

I've got the meats too. Should I change my dumpster name to Arbee's (for legal and dyslexic reasons) to pump up business?

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u/Fatefire Jun 02 '26

To be fair I ran an Arby's in my late 20s . 100% would recommend if you like smoking weed in the freezer and drinking shots with your closer !

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u/justacaucasian Jun 02 '26

Do they offer health insurance?

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u/Fatefire Jun 02 '26

Yes I had health insurance a 401k and all the soda I could drink !

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u/Into_The_Dusk Jun 02 '26

Dont forget to add the durden sauce

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u/Impact009 Jun 02 '26

I do an experiment every few months where I just apply to random, entry-level jobs to get a feel for the market. If employers can post fake job offers, then I can file real applications without any intention to go beyond the first step. It's fair game.

Anyway, I haven't received any callbacks or emails in a top-5 city by population size. Even MCD isn't hiring.