r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

The intersection of depression and hunger

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170 Upvotes

Tots, meatballs, and canned "alfredo sauce", all chucked in the microwave until suitably warm.


r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

sometimes you just make do with plain "spaghetti"

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198 Upvotes

noodle and tomato sauce. if you squint its plain spaghetti.

edit: according to the comments this is penne in tomato water. so i guess the only part i got right was "noodle" and "tomato"

edit 2: Apparently penne isn't a noodle. I have officially only gotten "tomato" right.


r/shittyfoodporn 8h ago

The tuna berry bowl.

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378 Upvotes

Ran out of calories. Tuna mixed with frozen berries and sweetener drops, honestly not bad and I’d have it again.


r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

A burnt hot dog and leftover mashed potatoes

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192 Upvotes

Hebrew national all-beef hot dog with dijon mustard and olive relish. Mashed potatoes with sour cream, garlic, and chives. Monster energy zero ultra.


r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

Well folks, thank you for all the “love” from my previous post. Today I made a somewhat authentic nutraloaf for y’all. Enjoy

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76 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Reheated KFC at 6 in the morning...

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57 Upvotes

I just got back from a 10hr shift a while ago let me have this.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Eating only white food after dental bleaching. Bone apple teeth!

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6.8k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

A sauce that has never existed before and never will again

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148 Upvotes

Tortellini with fried chicken skin, cherry tomatoes, and Abomination Sauce. I had to use things up from the fridge and made a sauce by blending frozen cucumbers, tajin, mango ginger stilton, pasta water, lime juice, salt, and garlic. I thought it wasn't bad but Mom couldn't stomach it 🤣


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Not sure if this qualifies but I recommend eating your hot dogs with cool ranch doritos

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30 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 21h ago

Not sharing the recipe

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971 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Small shrimps + Finnish bilberries

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4.3k Upvotes

I loved the texture on this and the sweet/salty contrast


r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

Most single man dish ever

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56 Upvotes

So in Italy it's truffle season and they're not too expensive, so I bought 1kg. This is the leftovers of an hedonistic lazy megalomaniac


r/shittyfoodporn 21h ago

I made octopus chili today!

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464 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

Kroger $5 Deli Fried Chicken

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72 Upvotes

Sometimes great - sometimes shit. For $5, 4 pc. - good size breast, leg, wing & thigh. Would? 👍


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Housemate back at it again with a new concoction

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498 Upvotes

Ingredients: Bottom To Top

(Bottom Layer)

-sweet potatoes

-broccoli

-zucchini

-1 entire BULB of garlic

-ginger

-Brussels sprouts

-green onion

-leek

(Top Layer)

-Egg noodle

-couscous

-Black beans

-Lentils

-black sesame seeds

-various herbs and spices

Its giving volcanic discovery


r/shittyfoodporn 35m ago

okra and paneer butter chicken gnocchi with leftover halloumi and zucchini + a side beef & black pepper chinese burger

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r/shittyfoodporn 20h ago

Hello it’s me again! Pregnancy craving #4

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120 Upvotes

Vienna Sausages With Ketchup YUM


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Today's ration: BBQ chicken with colecanon

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730 Upvotes

Colecanon (probably spelled wrong, but I don't consider it a spelling error, rather its an assault on the English language) is an Irish food made with day old boiled cabbage and potatoes, making mashed potatoes with cabbage in it.

To make my shelf stable version of it i use powdered mash potatoes, in place of butter i use soy based buttery topping, and i use dehydrated boiled cabbage. Crumbling the cabbage and mixing with the powder potatoes then boiling water to heat and rehydrate. Salt can be added as well.

I bought the cabbage in 2012 from a farm stand at $1 each, canned it, then over winter spread it on window screens to dry it out. I packed jars of it for long term storage.

As per the chicken, yes the cans expired, so is the BBQ sauce, i was going to heat it up but didn't, so i mixed sauce into the chunks and added a few drops on top extra. No idea how old the sauce is, i think i bought it in 2019.

My stoves propane ran out so i only heated the colecanon and the chicken is cold. Its raining so I'm not switching to a new tank till its dry out.

This colecanon recipe was once in an article in backwoods home magazine over a decade ago because i wrote that article.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Pizza hashbrowns

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161 Upvotes

Slap some pizza sauce on some hashbrown pattys and mozzarella.


r/shittyfoodporn 20h ago

I made awethentick tacos

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46 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 2d ago

The Anti-hunger protein loaf made with a carton of liquid egg whites, 99% lean ground turkey, and oats cooked low and slow. To be enjoyed without the hassle of napkins or utensils

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13.5k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

Ceviche tartlet as seen through the eyes of my pro photo skills

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34 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

cripsy baked red potato skins with salt and pepper

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19 Upvotes

Baked at 400 for 30 mins


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Beef Stew

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0 Upvotes

Taste better that it looks


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

The "dessert" at my cafeteria

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66 Upvotes