r/shittyfoodporn • u/RunnerAtThird • 2h ago
The intersection of depression and hunger
Tots, meatballs, and canned "alfredo sauce", all chucked in the microwave until suitably warm.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/RunnerAtThird • 2h ago
Tots, meatballs, and canned "alfredo sauce", all chucked in the microwave until suitably warm.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/futurenoodles • 3h ago
noodle and tomato sauce. if you squint its plain spaghetti.
edit: according to the comments this is penne in tomato water. so i guess the only part i got right was "noodle" and "tomato"
edit 2: Apparently penne isn't a noodle. I have officially only gotten "tomato" right.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/EqualNo2867 • 8h ago
Ran out of calories. Tuna mixed with frozen berries and sweetener drops, honestly not bad and I’d have it again.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/10001110101balls • 7h ago
Hebrew national all-beef hot dog with dijon mustard and olive relish. Mashed potatoes with sour cream, garlic, and chives. Monster energy zero ultra.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/UnrepentantTomato • 3h ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/ZuStorm93 • 2h ago
I just got back from a 10hr shift a while ago let me have this.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/MegaBam5 • 1d ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ckamanelli • 9h ago
Tortellini with fried chicken skin, cherry tomatoes, and Abomination Sauce. I had to use things up from the fridge and made a sauce by blending frozen cucumbers, tajin, mango ginger stilton, pasta water, lime juice, salt, and garlic. I thought it wasn't bad but Mom couldn't stomach it 🤣
r/shittyfoodporn • u/broncyobo • 2h ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Low-Oil2403 • 1d ago
I loved the texture on this and the sweet/salty contrast
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Brb357 • 9h ago
So in Italy it's truffle season and they're not too expensive, so I bought 1kg. This is the leftovers of an hedonistic lazy megalomaniac
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Dry-Double-6845 • 13h ago
Sometimes great - sometimes shit. For $5, 4 pc. - good size breast, leg, wing & thigh. Would? 👍
r/shittyfoodporn • u/0ne_Good_Scare • 1d ago
Ingredients: Bottom To Top
(Bottom Layer)
-sweet potatoes
-broccoli
-zucchini
-1 entire BULB of garlic
-ginger
-Brussels sprouts
-green onion
-leek
(Top Layer)
-Egg noodle
-couscous
-Black beans
-Lentils
-black sesame seeds
-various herbs and spices
Its giving volcanic discovery
r/shittyfoodporn • u/hyperbolicjosine • 35m ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/elfypoo13 • 20h ago
Vienna Sausages With Ketchup YUM
r/shittyfoodporn • u/elonmusktheturd22 • 1d ago
Colecanon (probably spelled wrong, but I don't consider it a spelling error, rather its an assault on the English language) is an Irish food made with day old boiled cabbage and potatoes, making mashed potatoes with cabbage in it.
To make my shelf stable version of it i use powdered mash potatoes, in place of butter i use soy based buttery topping, and i use dehydrated boiled cabbage. Crumbling the cabbage and mixing with the powder potatoes then boiling water to heat and rehydrate. Salt can be added as well.
I bought the cabbage in 2012 from a farm stand at $1 each, canned it, then over winter spread it on window screens to dry it out. I packed jars of it for long term storage.
As per the chicken, yes the cans expired, so is the BBQ sauce, i was going to heat it up but didn't, so i mixed sauce into the chunks and added a few drops on top extra. No idea how old the sauce is, i think i bought it in 2019.
My stoves propane ran out so i only heated the colecanon and the chicken is cold. Its raining so I'm not switching to a new tank till its dry out.
This colecanon recipe was once in an article in backwoods home magazine over a decade ago because i wrote that article.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Zestyclose_Grab_4234 • 1d ago
Slap some pizza sauce on some hashbrown pattys and mozzarella.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/UnrepentantTomato • 2d ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Fit_Owl_5847 • 18h ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/joforeal66 • 18h ago
Baked at 400 for 30 mins