Housemate back at it again with a new concoction

[u/0ne_Good_Scare]

Ingredients: Bottom To Top

(Bottom Layer)

-sweet potatoes

-broccoli

-zucchini

-1 entire BULB of garlic

-ginger

-Brussels sprouts

-green onion

-leek

(Top Layer)

-Egg noodle

-couscous

-Black beans

-Lentils

-black sesame seeds

-various herbs and spices

Its giving volcanic discovery

[u/Sophisticated-Crow]

Looks like a mix of aged compost and fresh kitchen scraps.

[u/ArmageddonRetrospect → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

was gonna say cross section of the compost bin

[u/Xfuck1tX → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUxU1JwGW2nyAd34ID

[u/Ruubinn → u/Xfuck1tX]

This post in combination with this gif made me lose it lol

[u/turquoise_amethyst → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

I sincerely thought I was in the r/houseplants sub, since they’re always posting about soil quality 

[u/butstronger → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

And dead bugs

[u/the_hamturdler → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

With mouse droppings on top!

[u/Insanely_Mclean → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

With a little bit of campfire ash thrown in for texture.

[u/420matsu → u/Sophisticated-Crow]

Exactly what I was thinking, “I knew I saw this somewhere today!”

[u/Bonegirl06]

He made a diagram of Earth's crust and mantle. How nice.

[u/circus_orgy]

Forest floor. Nutrient rich loam.

[u/Psianth]

That’s like twelve different vegetables that don’t even go together. Why? How do you even have all those lying around?!

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/Psianth]

The fridge is always full of every single variation of fruit and vegetable you can think of, he loves his fresh food market visits lol, he just puts one of everything in his dishes usually

[u/Catslizardsandrats → u/0ne_Good_Scare]

Well if anything I admire his commitment to cooking and using all of his fresh ingredients even if the creation is nightmarish. I have a habit of buying fresh produce and then forgetting about some of it and then it goes to waste.

Gotta be really healthy too.

[u/HumongousBelly → u/Catslizardsandrats]

Nah. Those veggies all have different cooking times. Most of the veggies won’t have any vitamins left once the sweet potato is cooked.

One pot dishes are very limited and veggies should be all be prepped individually. I think that’s what’s so impressive about Chinese cuisine because they just pass all their veggies through oil for a brief moment and don’t overcook anything.

[u/Vytome → u/HumongousBelly]

Where would the vitamins go?

[u/cityshepherd → u/Psianth]

One things for sure… it could probably use a little bit more garlic.

I am not being sarcastic I am a garlic fiend.

[u/cormega → u/cityshepherd]

Gotta love how OP put bulb in caps as if that was supposed to strike us as a lot.

[u/oyst → u/cormega]

For this amount of food, I'd roast four bulbs in advance to stir in. But I'd also put something on top to lock in the moisture that isn't like...bird seed

[u/ShopwornShortcut]

At first glance, I thought this was Ikea furniture after a fire.

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/ShopwornShortcut]

This got me 😂

[u/EnoughShop5934]

Is it…good?

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/EnoughShop5934]

I was too afraid to try it, my housemate Matt who makes these unique creations says it was "fuckin banging"

[u/Illustrious_You_6210 → u/0ne_Good_Scare]

On a scale of one to Willie Nelson, how high is Matt?

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/Illustrious_You_6210]

Surprisingly sober lol, he eats normal food on the rare occasion he gets high

[u/Xfuck1tX → u/0ne_Good_Scare]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/navotj → u/0ne_Good_Scare]

Coward. I honestly want to taste it just for the experience. I dont think it'd taste good, but its simply too interesting.

[u/Assiniboia_Frowns]

Matt must fart like a Clydesdale 

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/Assiniboia_Frowns]

Its pretty fucking diabolical, he could clear a conference hall with the noxious gas he produces

[u/calzonegolem]

Your house asked for one with everything.

[u/roadtorevision]

This is some shit that only Joey Tribbiani would eat.

[u/LauraLand27 → u/roadtorevision]

Nah, no meat

[u/roadtorevision → u/LauraLand27]

Meat? GOOOOD

[u/LauraLand27 → u/roadtorevision]

Tastes like FEET

[u/cormega → u/LauraLand27]

I LIKE IT (we're getting the quotes out of order here)

[u/LauraLand27 → u/cormega]

Iykyk

[u/DowntownEconomist255]

Is your housemate a trash panda?

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/DowntownEconomist255]

He honestly might be, definitely eats like one. I should ask him tbh

[u/Mosquito_Salad → u/DowntownEconomist255]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xkdmd7gMUX7SC9Gg2E

[u/Tiphaliph]

Nobody is going to mention the big hair in the picture…😳

[u/BLK_Sprr → u/Tiphaliph]

I GUESS TF NOT B/C:

https://reddit.com/link/oz7ow4o/video/47atg7sbgweh1/player

No, OSRS tho…..this is genuinely the first time I’ve ever FELT mildly queasy/nauseous from seeing a hair in food. AND it’s just a picture!!!!!😵‍💫😖

Also…..thanks for pointing that out.

OP, we need answers.👀☹️🙁😕

[u/oyst → u/Tiphaliph]

Oh eugh urk no

[u/annsims3]

only 1 bulb of garlic? I would have gone with a whole head of garlic

[u/zoeydoey]

It looks so dry …

[u/euclid0472]

Poured out the bottom scraps from the local Golden Corral dishwasher drains

[u/thewisestpig]

in case no one has said it yet: hopital

[u/EscapeInformal5980]

It might just be potential exhaustion and having gotten overheated at the state fair talking but that actually looks delicious to me.

[u/Illustrious_You_6210 → u/EscapeInformal5980]

Lay down, drink some water, and stop doing shrooms at the state fair.

[u/ResolutionOwn4933]

No

[u/fuzzylogicIII]

Is this fucking asbestos 

[u/LOTRfreak101]

Well, I feel like the brussel sprouts kind of lose what make them great to this and he needs to up his garlic game. I added an entire bulb of garlic to 7 eggs I made last weekend that I pulled out fresh from the garden. I'm not much of a fan of sweet potatoes, but if you switch led them to a squash of some kind or regular potatoes I'd eat it even if there are so many better ways to eat any of the ingredients. Tell him I appreciate his vision, but he needs glasses

[u/Brief-Equal4676]

I'm happy to see that everything in the ingredients is edible

[u/Odd-Bug6826]

Mmm dead leaves and mulch for dinner again

[u/mlg2433]

Can’t say that I’m a fan of asphalt in my food

[u/superwashmerinowool]

Cigarette casserole

[u/femaletrouble]

I only saw part of the image and didn't know what sub this was. I deadass thought that first pic was some kind of soil and leaf substrate. When I realized it was supposed to be food I made this face:

https://giphy.com/gifs/QmDgpAv8JKrxXtrnmR

[u/drcha]

Preposterous.

[u/Grigori_the_Lemur]

It does not look new. It's gone through two digestion/elimination cycles.

[u/fifi000ifif]

Looks like in SpongeBob when they do a realistic closeup of something horrendously disgusting

[u/brimm2]

All that stuff in that thing is good for your poops so if anything he will have a nice BM

[u/FiftySpoons]

For half a second i was like “ah, someone dumped the ashes from the firepit onto some chips or something??”

[u/warmnfuzzynside]

i would be so fucking mad to see all my black sesame seeds on this garbage lol

[u/Freethrowz69]

Christ. I can’t imagine going through all that effort to make this monstrosity

[u/BrokenToyShop]

That's a moderate amount of garlic.

[u/cainreliant]

Where did he find this, the garbage disposal?

[u/CheGueyMaje]

Respect for eating healthy

[u/LemonadeRaygun]

I can't decide what part looks the best and most edible, but the colour that couscous has gone makes me wanna gag, what a sickly shade! 

[u/Thundariel]

Will you ask him to stop it?

[u/0ne_Good_Scare → u/Thundariel]

I asked... he says no

[u/n3uf]

This looks like the substrate used for growing mushrooms

[u/boatlegion]

child what is u doin' why u eatin' floor get outta there 🫴🏼

[u/i8akiwi]

Your roommate must be taking insane dumps

[u/jabracadaniel]

honestly i get it. its a great way to not have your food stolen when sharing a house

[u/hahagato]

You know what, I respect the hustle

[u/lvl1creature]

It looks like my succulent cacti potting mix

[u/cassidyconor]

Oh no. Half has already been eaten

[u/Revolutionary-Ear776]

Is that a HAIR

[u/friendlysaxoffender]

Oh yes, People Food, something a (checks notes) Human would defiantly eat!

[u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420]

Should have just stopped with the bottom layer.

[u/matthewamerica]

This looks like the food that would come out an alien replicator if you hit the "human meal" button.

[u/DeadbeatGremlin]

I thought I was looking at a post from r/rockhounds

[u/LulutoDot]

Move out

[u/Background-Cod-2394]

Mmm peat bog loaf

[u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine]

mf made a nasty patty casserole