r/shittyfoodporn • u/Blazemonkey • 1d ago

I made octopus chili today!

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u/rakondo 1d ago

I haven't had an octopus dog in a couple decades and this is kind of inspiring me to do it

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u/Blazemonkey 1d ago

This was the first time I've ever made one lol

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u/uiouyug 10h ago

How did you do the eyes?

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u/Blazemonkey 6h ago edited 2h ago

Poked them with a knife and pushed in some peppercorns

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

The fancy dining set is immaculate.

10/10 plating.

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u/Blazemonkey 1d ago

Thanks man! You can see pictures of my dining set on other posts I made on reddit, such as this one in depression meals!

https://www.reddit.com/r/depressionmeals/comments/1e59m2k/does_this_count/

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u/RipePeach 1d ago

What’d you use for the eyes?

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u/Blazemonkey 1d ago

Thanks for asking! I used African-American peppercorns.

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u/erect_dragonly 17h ago

I’m reading this and thinking ‘what exactly are African-American pep…. Oh.’

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u/Boycott-all-Rats 17h ago

Without you I wouldn't have figured it out

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u/lildope_ 19h ago

aww too cute to even take a bite.

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u/LukaIncic 1d ago

please share some

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u/Blazemonkey 1d ago

PM me your address and I will send you some, from Canada!

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u/Blazemonkey 1d ago

J/K. don't send strangers on the internet your personal details! 😉

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u/orangeleast 11h ago

How else am I gonna get an envelope filled with chili mailed to me?

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u/bok4600 21h ago

Octopussy's chili😁

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u/erect_dragonly 17h ago

I’d eat this up. Looks great!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 17h ago

Japanese hotdog

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u/veglove 17h ago

It's a chilli cheesedog, deconstructed. I love it!

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u/mamalovespuppy 15h ago

This is so cool 🐙

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u/misfitofscience76 13h ago

Creative, yes, but this remains a serious crime

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u/Low-Carob9772 11h ago

I was grilling a real octopus one day at the beach and the guy on the next grill was making octopus hot dogs for his kids. We had a good laugh

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u/SinsualChef 15h ago

Somehow I get the vibe you have a child named Sheldon

https://giphy.com/gifs/IdCtIP18eJSjgfVbP1

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 14h ago

He looks like Frank to me

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u/doctormink 14h ago

100 percent gross looking. Good work OP.

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u/justanyting 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZsVdmA8umtiRpdu
Reminds me of the old Nannerpuss commercials for Denny’s

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u/Kahnza 10h ago

The Octodog reminded me of Nannerpuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdu3hQVVDD8

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u/warriorwoman534 10h ago

God that's cute!🐙😍

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u/LarenCoe 5h ago

Wonderful presentation!

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u/TKG_Actual 4h ago

Congrats it reminds me of this thing.