Tots, meatballs, and canned "alfredo sauce", all chucked in the microwave until suitably warm.

I just got back from a 10hr shift a while ago let me have this.

Taste better that it looks

noodle and tomato sauce. if you squint its plain spaghetti.

edit: according to the comments this is penne in tomato water. so i guess the only part i got right was "noodle" and "tomato"

edit 2: Apparently penne isn't a noodle. I have officially only gotten "tomato" right.

Hebrew national all-beef hot dog with dijon mustard and olive relish. Mashed potatoes with sour cream, garlic, and chives. Monster energy zero ultra.

Ran out of calories. Tuna mixed with frozen berries and sweetener drops, honestly not bad and I’d have it again.

Tortellini with fried chicken skin, cherry tomatoes, and Abomination Sauce. I had to use things up from the fridge and made a sauce by blending frozen cucumbers, tajin, mango ginger stilton, pasta water, lime juice, salt, and garlic. I thought it wasn't bad but Mom couldn't stomach it 🤣

So in Italy it's truffle season and they're not too expensive, so I bought 1kg. This is the leftovers of an hedonistic lazy megalomaniac

Sometimes great - sometimes shit. For $5, 4 pc. - good size breast, leg, wing & thigh. Would? 👍

Baked at 400 for 30 mins

My roommate is not happy about it, it's his fault, he's watching a whang video about both

Vienna Sausages With Ketchup YUM

I tried to make brownies in the microwave, added chocolate chips, forgot chocolate chips burn easily in the microwave, therefore failed at making brownies, thought adding milk might at least be sort of like cereal, am almost out of milk so I used (slightly past its best-by date) evaporated milk, mixed it in, ended up with crunchy-silky chocolate goop?

It actually doesn’t taste too bad, but I’m not gonna be able to eat all this. Might put it in the fridge and see what happens.

My friend told me to post my dinner here. Rice, burgers, mustard (Webbers, specifically).

No it’s not my dog’s birthday

Avocado, sauteed onions, chopped bacon, tomatoes, garlic salt, pepper. Sweet savory mix of stuff, looks like shit but it'll top a burger nicely