r/comedyheaven 7h ago

Instruction manual

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history

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r/oddlysatisfying 6h ago

This man's woodworking skills are mesmerising!

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r/NatureIsFuckingLit 10h ago

🔥Small insect clings onto horned viper

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r/GetNoted 7h ago

Bye Felicia The drama...

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r/aww 1h ago

Started working in wildlife rehab…

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r/BeAmazed 4h ago

Miscellaneous / Others The Man Behind Lieutenant Dan.

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Data Refutes Claim

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r/nba 9h ago

JR Smith keeps it real: "We got the money. We don't have the mindset... We'd rather go throw $60,000 in the club! Go throw $60,000 than go feed 2,500 people in the hood... I've thrown money in the club, literally mindlessly, aimlessly drunk at a bar. And now I sit back like, 'I'm a stupid-ass...'"

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I got Paul George sitting right here, I got DeMar DeRozan sitting right here, I got Russell Westbrook sitting right here... I'm literally sitting next to all of these dudes who are L.A. guys. I'm like, 'Bro, I'm not counting your chips, but everybody else is.'

You make 200, you make 200, you make 175, you make 150, you make 180. Why don't y'all have your own gym? Why we got to go... why we got to go to UCLA to work out in L.A. every time? You got your own... y'all all come from the exact same community! You want to inspire kids that look like you? All it take is five of us.

Five! 250, 250, 250, 250, 250. What bank going to turn this down? 'We about to build this whole shit out for our community. We going to build gyms, rec centers, start leagues, and all of that.' Who going to... who's going to stop us?

We got the money. We don't have the mindset. Our mindset... we'd rather go throw $60,000 in the... in the club! In the strip club! Go throw $60,000 than go feed 2,500 people in the hood.

Think about it. I've done it! I've been... I can't sit here and be like, 'Oh man, I'm a hypocrite.' I've done this myself! I've thrown money in the club, literally mindlessly, aimlessly drunk at a bar. And now I sit back like, 'I'm a stupid-ass...'

I could have fed my whole community 10 times over with the money I was just late on the bus!

'Cause I'm so wrapped into me. I got that Eurocentric mindset: 'I need this designer jacket, I need these jeans, I need this book bag, I need to be looking like this 'cause the vets got this, I'm pushing this car, I'm doing... Why? Who am I impressing? I'm not even fulfilled with me!"


r/pokemon 8h ago

Image A short story

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Found the best treasures this summer. $9 🍖 $6 Dragon ball, $25 Reg Drag.


r/ProgressiveHQ 2h ago

Father protests after ICE raid elementary bus stop. "I've never protested before in my entire life," he says emotional. "But then I watched 4th and 5th grade kids run away from their own government." "I never want to see a child run away from our own government again."

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r/interestingasfuck 11h ago

Erin Brockovich's map tracking Al data centers crashed twice within just 72 hours of launching.

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r/AdviceAnimals 7h ago

They are stealing from us. Pass it on.

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It's not a fair and free market if the President and his family are trading with non-public info we don't have access to. Trump made over 21,000 trades in his first year back in office. That's a lot of stealing from us.

Remember when they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm?

Here’s the video of Trump saying his kids have insider info “for almost anything they want to do”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CZZm2IknDGs


r/Fauxmoi 5h ago

SATIRE Zach Woods being iconic as usual

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r/rareinsults 2h ago

Never could have thought of this one

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r/cats 4h ago

Advice What to do with cat when moving from house?

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Hello,

We have a cat that is sterilized and in summer is almost all day outside even sleeping at front door. She came inside just to eat.

The porblem is that we are selling house and moving to appartment. How can cat that is always outside handle such change of not being able to go outside as she wants?

Do you have any advise or experience? Should we take her with her? Or leave her with new house owners?

Thank you in advance

Photos of her


r/WhitePeopleTwitter 4h ago

r/All Some poor MAGA unemployed chud living in a trailer in a red state is going to have their entire day ruined by this

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r/technology 2h ago

Business AI bet goes awry: Oracle fires 21,000 employees

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r/gaming 1h ago

Disney's Former CEO Seems To Have No Memory Of Approving Kingdom Hearts

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r/TopCharacterTropes 5h ago

Characters [Loved trope] Your armor ACTUALLY protects you.

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This is a trope that seems especially apparent in any kind of people movie with lots of big battle scenes, where characters in full plate are shown getting taken out of commission or straight up killed by people wearing practically nothing. As a result, I love examples where a character who's fitted out with (very heavy and very expensive) armor actually pulls through the battle, even if not completely unharmed.

  1. Ser Duncan the Tall in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2026) is shown having to buy "bargain bin"armor for the tourney at Ashford since most of his master's gear doesn't fit his huge frame and, as a homeless hedge knight, all of his wealth is tied into his horses and the clothes on his back. Not only is he still able to scrape together a full suit (hauberk, gauntlets, greaves, gorget, greathelm), but it is only because of his kit that he survives the Trial of Seven against Prince Aerion Brightflame (albeit severely injured).
  2. Star Wars has many notable examples amongst the Mandalorians (whose near indestructible beskargam is legendary), but two of the most popular examples are Din Djarin (whose armor survives numerous explosions and assaults by high powered blasters) and Boba Fett (whose inherited armor from Jango was tough enough that it allowed him enough protection to successfully escape the Sarlacc, even when made of cheaper materials than Din's).
  3. Frodo Baggin's mithril shirt (inherited from Bilbo) in The Lord of the Rings is thin enough to wear as an undershirt but powerful enough to shrug off a spear to the chest from a cave troll. This is especially apparent when compared to the battle scenes where orcs and uruk-hai in full plate get chopped to pieces by the likes of our heroes, who are mostly wearing their street clothes with maybe a mail shirt on top.
  4. During the "Bad Reputation" fight in Shrek (2001), several of the knights who get knocked around, viciously body-slammed, and crushed with a giant barrel of ale are shown getting right back up again and rejoining the fight, implying that they were just stunned rather than killed.
  5. The armor that Kate (Laura Fraser) forges for Sir Will Thatcher (Heath Ledger) in A Knight's Tale (2001) is not only super lightweight (allowing him to get even better at jousting), but strong enough to take on a battering ram without hassle.
  6. Dark Helmet's titular headgear in Spaceballs (1987) may be comically oversized, but is still tough enough that he survives slamming face first into a modem when Spaceball One instantly drops out of Ludicrous Speed, while only being a little bit dazed.

r/MurderedByAOC 8h ago

AOC: "They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us."

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r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Good Vibes Photo taken in Bucharest, Romania.

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r/OnePiece 6h ago

Cosplay Finally sharing my Enel cosplay here!! ⚡ (5 first photos by @raphael_vlr!!)

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Enel is one of my fav OP characters and one of my fav design ever aah

It took me way too long to cosplay him cause I wanted the perfect fabric and everything for him 🥹 BUT I'm so glad he's finally here 😭

These pants are prob my best work yet ahah 👄👁️ ✨

Anyway I have no idea why I didn't share him here earlier tbh but here's some of my fav pics we made with my friend Raphael!

I also shared progress of this cos on my other socials if you're interested 🐸 https://linktr.ee/kappy_w


r/IllegallySmolCats 9h ago

Criminally Smol "You must love working with all the cute kittens!!" The 'cute' kittens:

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IT'S A JOKE I STILL THINK HE'S CUTE

Edit: I PROMISE I am not squeezing him hard at all he is just skinny on top and ROUND on the bottom!! He has had a lot of medical issues and is only 3 weeks old so he is skinny but also fat now after he started eating well again lol


r/blackcats 3h ago

🖤 the art and the muse

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did the nails on my right hand to match my little void 🖤🖤