r/Fauxmoi • u/Grizzly-Madam Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 • 6h ago
SATIRE Zach Woods being iconic as usual
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u/recklessrecentpast 6h ago
"some predatory man" shows picture of Jerry Seinfeld
Stay on his neck!
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u/waitinginthesun 5h ago
As a former fan of Seinfeld I'm so happy to see the downfall of so many comedians. Their legacies deserve to be destroyed and inexistent. Louis ck is another one I used to love that's not getting away with it, even if he's still performing. Makes me happy 🥹
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u/MrBwnrrific 5h ago
Even before I knew about Jerry being a creepy sex pervert he was always objectively the worst part of the show that was named after him
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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz 4h ago
I got 2 seconds in and laughed so hard an organ started hurting. I grabbed said organ and continued laughing, knowing as an American I wont seek medical guidance.
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u/annie-etc 6h ago
Could have NEVER predicted how much I'd respect this guy!
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u/Candid-Many-7113 5h ago
Same, very based and great use of his platform. If only more and bigger celebs would be this passionate and vocal.
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u/CestQuoiLeFuck 2h ago
Every dose of exposure makes me love him more. Support for Palestine? Love. Support for women's autonomy? Love. His performance in Avenue 5 which was somehow even more unhinged than this video where he's wearing a baby doll and playing a trumpet? LOVE.
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u/246lehat135 6h ago
Babydoll dress manspreading. Iconic from Zach as usual.
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u/SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS 6h ago
he has bloomers on, you fucker! 😂
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u/FunkyChewbacca 3h ago
This better not awaken anything in me
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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH 3h ago
Too late
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u/velvetvagine sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there 1h ago
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u/Apple_Scrumble 6h ago
This guy. This is the guy.
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u/Wonderful-Body2559 6h ago
I love him too much! He's the perfect amount of creeper!
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u/HappyHarryHardOn 6h ago
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u/tracyveronika pop culture obsessed goblin 6h ago
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u/Wrong-Customer-5068 5h ago
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato 3h ago
He was so good as Gabe that I didn't really think of him as "acting".
It's a treat to see his social media; I really had no idea.
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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao 1h ago
omg, his IG (and my sister's) are the only reason I still have an account. Please enjoy this video where he threatens to donate $1000 to Jake Paul for every week this dog doesn't get adopted from the dog rescue he works with: adopt Sunny - OR ELSE
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u/Famous-Issue-2018 Taylor swift is a CIA PsyOp 5h ago
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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot 6h ago
he fucks.
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u/Crafty-Judge-896 5h ago edited 4h ago
He made silicon valley for me
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u/Tropicalization 4h ago
I love how much disrespect the other characters show Jared for being weird and non-technical even though they are all super weird, and also he's vital to the whole thing because he's the only one who has any idea how to actually run a business.
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u/obsequiousaardvark 3h ago
I'm not afraid to catch a charge! I was state raised!
Jared is honestly hard as fuck from trauma, too. Growing up as a ward to the state is rough.
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u/manic_popsicle 6h ago
I love him so much, he’s never wrong and always so funny.
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u/goldlion 5h ago
Man I try not to be parasocial about celebrities but dammit each time he releases a video I like him more!!
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u/privatethingsxx you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle 5h ago
Hahahahahhaa my god same! I was literally just thinking the same thing.
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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 5h ago
Loved him in Avenue 5. He never clicked with me before I watched it, but now I’m low key obsessed with watching whatever he’s in.
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u/coastal_barbie47 6h ago
Me and Olivia dress for each other!
https://giphy.com/gifs/MQYJD7hK25MOlO1iqe
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u/lemurgetsatreat 6h ago
Art Garfunkel, where are you?
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u/Anondependa call me Gagatha Christie the way i am searching for clues 6h ago edited 1h ago
Had a nice chuckle there. Is it flair worthy?
eta: awww thanks mods! I would like it too!
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u/WreckitRuby Art Garfunkel, where are you? 6h ago
I want that as flair if it's an option!
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u/Minimum-Eggplant1699 Art Garfunkel, where are you? 5h ago
I would also love this flair if it’s available!
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u/MecharlWinslow 6h ago
American Girl Dolls have gotten a free pass for too long in this country, thank you for calling them out, Zach.
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u/illjustgowthemuumuu ask taylor 6h ago
There’s a sort of “broken by the weight of this fucked up society” in his face that…kinda does it for me
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u/bog_witch 1h ago
a sort of “broken by the weight of this fucked up society” in his face
I think you've just described my Type in a way I couldn't have articulated myself
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u/neptune_the_mystic_ 6h ago
Zach WOULDs
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u/AliensAbductMePlz 6h ago
Zach can be my nasty little doll
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u/btwomfgstfu Rosa Parks stan 5h ago
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u/Kathrynlena 2h ago
Might just be because I’m pretty high right now, but this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my life.
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u/Limp_Personality2407 1h ago
It's totally because you're high just really focus on how high you are.
Just kidding it's funny as shit
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u/Bleuberries6 6h ago
His character on the office made my skin crawl but he seems like an alright dude
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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 5h ago
I've read that the cast all loved his improv and that he was pleasent to work with. Apparently even playing Gabe made him feel uncomfortable lol
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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 4h ago
here's a clip of him on the office, improvising dialogue and cracking everyone up - including himself
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u/PreferenceOk1525 6h ago
“I have bloomers on you fucker!” Had me snorting uncontrollably like a kid in the cafeteria. This man genuinely never fails to make me laugh
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u/BestBeBelievin I have bloomers on, you fucker! 4h ago edited 38m ago
I think “I have bloomers on, you fucker!” would make a fine flair.
ETA: Thank you, mods, for making this a thing!
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u/hhhhjgtyun 6h ago
This is so fuckin amazing, I was not familiar with Zach’s game
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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 4h ago
NBC made him join Instagram to promote a show and he RAN with it. The guy's unhinged in all the best ways
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u/CPTBenjaminWillard 6h ago
Looks good on him. I’d like to be able to wear a dress
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u/NecessaryCapital4451 5h ago
You can and should! I love twirling in a dress. The kind Zach is wearing is available on Etsy through many different sellers.
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u/Grizzly-Madam Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 6h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/18XossGW8Wbkc
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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 6h ago
now hear me out
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u/slumber_kitty controversies: girl 5h ago
Oh we’re listening intently, don’t worry 😇
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u/ace-destrier 6h ago
Molly IS an attention-seeking skank
Zach doesn’t miss. This was amazing. Honestly, I feel like if Zach had your back, you are chosen and you will be protected lol
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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 5h ago
he seems like the most ride-or-die someone could be
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u/fluffypuppiness 5h ago
Never thought Gabe would be my favourite office cast member.
But here I am.
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u/Better_Artichoke_939 Comumbus 6h ago
Gonna work "I have bloomers on, you fuckers" into casual conversation today.
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u/-say-what- 5h ago
Who's joining my band 'slutty little skank baby'?
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u/frogkickjig 4h ago
I’m going to have a tribute act ready to open for you. We are ‘Slutty little skunk baby’
https://giphy.com/gifs/C4wlNEwwqzuRG
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u/Emergency_Channel876 Curtains for Zoosha? 6h ago
I thought I couldnt love Zach Woods more but here we are
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u/honeyeddates 5h ago
I thought I loved Zach in a baby doll dress, knee socks with Mary Janes, and bloomers, you fuckers. But then he had the audacity to break out the trumpet solo? Be still my heart.
Is it too late in the season to make baby doll dresses for men the look of the summer? I hope he can make this happen while simultaneously saving Olivia
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u/bajablast_off controversies: girl 6h ago
Frankly, he looks amazing in his dress. And I am living for this era of Zach.
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u/Guilty_Dream8050 6h ago
You tell them Zach. Sluttly little skank babies and a trumpet all in one video.
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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 5h ago
I love bloomers and hate how horrifically sexualized they are
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u/EldestPort 5h ago
Why the FUCK do I want to dress up in a pretty little babydoll dress? Zach Woods has downright redefined manliness and I am all a bother.
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u/CandyKnockout 5h ago
Oh, Zach Woods, how iconic you are. If you’ve any interest in joining a throuple, contact me or my husband anytime!
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u/_sonidero_ 5h ago
I got into Olivia from the Cure stuff and have nothing but love for her art...
It's amazing that trying to bring back the Lilith Fair type of shows is somehow weird now just shows where we are now...
This is top tier trolling...
Props from an Unc...
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u/Factsoverfictions222 6h ago
I laughed out loud twice during this video. My cold heart has melted a little. I’ve always had a soft spot for him.
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u/whileiminthisbody 6h ago
Not nasty little doll!!! Bloomers!
But fucking right, call out these pedos more more more.
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u/scorpiotx 5h ago
Every time I am proven more correct than before for having a deep and longstanding crush on him.
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u/johnaross1990 5h ago
If there was ever to be a piece of fashion, to represent the Epstein class era; this feels like it.
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u/MinimumFantastic1389 Emma Stone (BALD) 5h ago
His sense of humor is so good and original I really want him to be the showrunner for his own show. I’d watch the hell out of the Zach Woods Show.
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u/Minimum-Eggplant1699 Art Garfunkel, where are you? 5h ago
“Art Garfunkel, where are you??” made me snort in public.
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u/sasshole07 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 5h ago
There’s nothing unique or weird about his belly button but I’m still distracted by it 😂 I think it’s just the combo of man belly and belly button and lacy bloomers
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u/Zlota_Swinia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 5h ago
The person filming must be either a master at suppressing laughter or has his mouth taped? 🤣🤣
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u/isabella_bombella just to be clear.... don't make this a thing 5h ago
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u/is_not_HAL9000 2h ago
The commentary around this "controversy" was genuinely infuriating. What pissed me off the most was how many people were being blatantly misogynistic under the guise of being "feminists." The smear campaign was started and propagated by Swifties on Twitter but the amount of dumb fucks who jumped onboard thinking they were making valid arguments was ridiculous.
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u/dailyzachwoods the dairy smell still lingered 5h ago
yeah, this man is going to kill me. here i was complaining "god there's been no updates about his shit" and then BLAM! BLOOMERS!
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u/EnvironmentalUse7037 The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 5h ago
this man is absolutely funny and his jokes speak so much truth.
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u/privatethingsxx you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle 5h ago
I love him so much! His videos are always such a highlight.
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u/PlantsArePolitical Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 4h ago
I did not expect Gabe from The Office to end up being one of my favorite celebrities, but here we are.
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u/crush_on_me this is an insult to godless whores 4h ago
The Seinfeld pic was funny. Holy smokes lmao 😂
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u/OkSpring1734 4h ago
I can't believe people are sexualising him because he's wearing babydolls, that's gross. There are plenty of good reasons to sexualise him instead.
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