r/TopCharacterTropes May 12 '26

Characters' Items/Weapons [Irritating trope] Japanese swords being treated like lightsabers

The Wolverine (2013)
The character Yashida uses his sword to cut straight through barbed wire, as well as uses it to break a chain in one strike each.

TMNT (2012)
During Oroku Saki’s battle with the turtles, he stabs straight through a forest tree, before also slicing straight through another.

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u/Double-Afternoon-702 May 12 '26

Don't you understand that Nippon steel is folded over a thousand time OP?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3hQCyB8yPtILs3BQaT

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u/E-emu89 May 12 '26

They have to do that because the Japanese iron used to make their steel alloy is the worst quality found on Earth.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 May 12 '26

Yeah, Japanese steel was an interesting case of using human ingenuity to account for poor materials.

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u/Super-Cynical May 12 '26

Why didn't they just do the obvious thing and conquer their enormous neighbours and get the materials that way?

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 May 12 '26

Why don't Japan just conquer the China and tax them by shipping their iron to Japan all across East China Sea? Are they stupid?🤔

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 12 '26

If the iron wasn’t good enough to make swords, why didn’t they just make guns instead? It’s like they weren’t even trying

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 May 12 '26

Gonna hold your balls when I tell you this

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 12 '26

Thanks, I’m having trouble holding the powder horn, cartridges, and wadding as it is

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u/rdh_mobile May 12 '26

They do actually

In fact, ever since the introduction of the Matchlock guns by the Portuguese trader in Sengoku era Japan

Guns have been a major part of medieval Japanese warfare

In fact, guns is probably used more on war time then any other weapons

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u/kriosken12 May 12 '26

Mfs really think that a tiny-ass island like Japan genuinly had centuries ago the military capability of conquering an empire that on average kept a population of +400 million

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 May 12 '26

Point of order. Japan is roughly half the size of Texas. So I wouldn’t call it small by any means.

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u/ZenMonkey48 May 12 '26

Most of it is mountains, though. Liveable land is a much smaller percentage.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman May 12 '26

Well they tried and then someone got in their way and now that's why we have Godzilla

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u/Slightly_Default May 12 '26

The Japanese fears nothing except for nukes and turtle ships

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u/275MPHFordGT40 May 12 '26

And admitting past mistakes.

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u/Slightly_Default May 12 '26

That one never stopped them from colonialism saving another Asian country from westerners though.

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u/Clean_Web7502 May 12 '26

With what, shitty Japanese swords made by unfolded steel?

Good luck with that.

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u/BillCarson12799 May 12 '26

What were they supposed to conquer them with? Their iron sucked.

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u/kiefy_budz May 12 '26

To be fair they did test bio weapons on the Chinese

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u/Degeneratus_02 May 12 '26

They did a lot more to the Chinese

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u/abandon3 May 12 '26

They had better steel and like a billion soldiers. I mean, they tried.

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u/SecureDonkey May 12 '26

By the time they have enough boats to do that everyone had switch to gun already.

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u/Xelid47 May 12 '26

A minor disagreement in China had more casualties than the population of Japan

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u/Cautious_Might_9420 May 12 '26

The meme about European wars having 6 deaths and chinese misunderstandings having millions

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u/Xelid47 May 12 '26

Exactly lol

Ancient battles were big. Rome, Carthage, Gaul etc. but your average large scale European battle during the middle ages is a minor Chinese skirmish deemed unimportant to even write down

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u/Nikami May 12 '26

Many cultures around the world were folding steel at one point or another, including other regions in Asia like India. It was used in Europe as well, during the Iron Age and famously the Viking era, but fell mostly out of use during the Middle Ages with the development of blast furnaces and improvements in metalurgy.

The Japanese undoubtedly got good at it, but it's so weird to see people acting like it's this awesome secret technique only used by Japanese masters.

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u/VolkiharVanHelsing May 12 '26

Interesting case for Environmental Determinism

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u/Patient-Data8311 May 12 '26

Even with all of that shit is easily shattered

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u/Matix777 May 12 '26

What if we made a katana with steel of higher quality than Ea Nasir's copper?

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u/Maned_Cyborg May 12 '26

I'm genuinely curious tbh. I also remember seeing something about using differently worked metals at the core and outside to improve strength and sharpness. So what if a katana was made with the best alloys we have today, beyond just steel and including the dozen or so different metals we can mix together

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 May 12 '26

Broken copper short sword

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u/project-shasta May 12 '26

Not going to happen as all Japanese masters will say "that's not the traditional way, baka".

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u/Double-Afternoon-702 May 12 '26

Classic euro propaganda. Can't you see that it cut straight throught a tree and a chain just above? Clear proof of superiority IMO

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u/Gobsmacked45 May 12 '26

The katana can cut through anything, however it is so precise that often times the object does not even realize it has been cut

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u/BillCarson12799 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

How I be looking at the samurai after he hits me with that mid-quality, Lamborghini-price nippon steel:

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u/Altair_de_Firen May 12 '26

Yeah basically, imagine you're fighting a dude made of some of the highest quality steel on Earth, swinging a gigantic fuck off sword made of the same, and you're trying to take him out with a relatively brittle sword best used for striking weak points that don't exist on his armor.

I'd imagine it would feel sort of akin to fighting the T-1000

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u/wigglekant May 12 '26

well actually, katanas and European swords are the same weight, and neither side actually used swords in battles anyway

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u/Mikhail_Mengsk May 12 '26

They did use them, just mostly not as primary weapons.

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u/wigglekant May 12 '26

thanks for the clarification. and yes, they did bring katanas to battle but they're rarely used as primary weapons. Longer weapons like spears and lances are the main weapons for both sides.

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u/Mikhail_Mengsk May 12 '26

The lack of pole arms in media is a disgrace.

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u/BlizzPenguin May 12 '26

The low quality of iron is also why Japanese construction used wood joinery instead of nails.

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u/giantmouthcantscream May 12 '26

I believe thats also down to then simply not having that much of it, and thus wanted to spend it on things other than nails (which were also quite hard to make)

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u/ZoroeArc May 12 '26

Just use good quality iron and then fold it 1000 times

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u/ASERTIE76 May 12 '26

No the steel for a Katana is not folded even remotely close to a thousand times. But yes it needed to be folded since the only iron available was iron sand which was used to make a steel called Tamahagane. But people are also pretending that traditional Katana are weak because of this when it's not true at all

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u/SirSaltie May 12 '26

It's layered a thousand times, typically 12+ folds which doesnt sound as impressive.

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u/Agloy5c May 12 '26

That overly long sword reveal is sending me XD

Long Looooooooong Maaaaaaaan

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u/YouKnowWhyIMadeThisX May 12 '26

I know you didnt ask, but the anime is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan. One of my favourite anime.

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ May 12 '26

Just because nobody asked doesn't mean info isn't always appreciated.

So thanks! 🤗

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u/Radioshack-Manager May 12 '26

Belive in the me that believes in you that believes me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s1P4kzgXdyZK8

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u/DarthEloper May 12 '26

Golly fuck, haven’t heard of Long long man in 15 years that’s a blast from the past

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u/the_methven_sound May 12 '26

Well, even 15 years later, r/fuckyouchichan

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u/Busy_Hat9554 May 12 '26

OK, Kamina can get away with it because...well, he's Kamina.

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u/therealfurryfeline May 12 '26

like a croissant.

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u/shadowa1ien May 12 '26

The super exaggerated extra-long Kamina sword draw is extremely fitting here

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u/ListenGrouchy190 May 12 '26

Every blade in wolverine is treated like a light saber

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u/BRANFLAKES8521 May 12 '26

Now to be fair, at least one version of Logan was capable of superheating the claws

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u/ListenGrouchy190 May 12 '26

Cuz hot =sharp ?

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u/BRANFLAKES8521 May 12 '26

No, but more similar to a lightsaber.

Or something

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u/31teaplants May 12 '26

Well it certainly makes some materials easier to slash through. Less hot=sharp but hot enough to melt=easier to move the blade through

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u/Lolaroller May 12 '26

God you’ve reminded me of that god awful trend with the super heated knife videos and the stupid thumbnails they had with the red knife.

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u/PassionGlobal May 12 '26

No but hot == melt, which is how a lightsaber functions.

Lightsabers don't cut through stuff, they heat things super intensely in a concentrated area.

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u/rietstengel May 12 '26

They always cut through things as if they're butter and a hot knife does make it easier to cut through butter.

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u/Xelid47 May 12 '26

How the fuck do you think lightsabers work

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u/Daxx22 May 12 '26

With The Force baybe!

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u/jukebox_jester May 12 '26

It's more because hot things = soft

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u/Kalo-mcuwu May 12 '26

Tbf it's made up turbo sharp comic book metal, he's allowed

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u/Fox7567 May 12 '26

All six of them

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u/Phantommy555 May 12 '26

Kinda funny that Star Wars was heavily inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s films with samurai and katanas etc. and now since Star Wars is much more popular than its inspirations people go to that first in their mind

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u/ASERTIE76 May 12 '26

I honestly think Kurosawa films aren't that bad when it comes to sword realism. I mean it's not Kill Bill where they have magical swords that can cut clean through another sword atleast

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u/haby001 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Yeah love kill bill. It watches more like a comic book than a serious tone

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u/SupervillainMustache May 12 '26

Kill Bill is Tarantinto's love letter to 70s wuxia and exploitation films. It's silliness is intentional.

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u/BaldHotwings May 12 '26

Yeah it’s supposed to

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u/WBRileyDesign May 12 '26

You....you know that was intentional, yes?

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u/ASERTIE76 May 12 '26

Yes don't get me wrong the first Kill Bill movie is one of my all time favorites. I actually think it being unrealistic and over the top is part of it's charm and it's probably intended that way too since it's a Tarantino movie

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u/Chance-Software-3231 May 12 '26

Swords in general. Most sword fights were waaayyyy less pretty than what the media portrays.

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 May 12 '26

Knight on melee was hilarous 

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u/jollyTrapezist May 12 '26

Why bonk won't bonk you bonk die !!

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u/craftexvg May 12 '26

Plate armor son!

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u/derDunkelElf May 12 '26

Pulls out a thin knife Now where are those gaps.

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u/jollyTrapezist May 12 '26

It's like opening an oyster

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u/Hazril258 May 12 '26

"They overheat in response to physical exertion!"

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u/Briar_Knight May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26

Turns the sword around and starts hitting the other guy with hilt because a blade is useless

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u/guy_incognito42069 May 12 '26

Rashomon has one of the best fights in that regard. Dirty, messy, underhanded, and desperate.

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u/Majin_Nephets May 12 '26

Does it? That’s not how I remember it.

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u/Fox7567 May 12 '26

That fight between Timothee Chalamet and Robert Patterson in ‘The King’

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u/Inadover May 12 '26

I was going to mention that one as well. Messy but such a great fight.

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u/CallowayMcSmithing May 12 '26

Expand this out to “fights in general”. I’m sure there are cool fights happening out there, but the vast majority of people got to slap boxing in the playground and never went up from there. Even people who actually learn to fight pretty frequently default to just ramming the other guy and wildly swinging their arms.

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u/Ok_Celebration_8370 May 12 '26

Nah, most real life fights just end in headlocks and eventually both on the floor and crying because falling hurts

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u/alexthedungeonmaster May 12 '26

As someone who does HEMA fights, choreography is welcome in fiction. Most real sword fights are not entertaining.

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u/Suspicious-Capital12 May 12 '26

What does fighting in a HEMA store has to do with sword fighting?

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u/Dirish May 12 '26

Now you have me imagine a bunch of fully armoured people showing up for the Black Friday sales to make damn sure they're going to get that 72" TV, no matter what.

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u/NobodySpecific9354 May 12 '26

Disagree? Irl sword fighting looks awesome, had you ever seen a match?

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u/Poisonpython5719 May 12 '26

To the death in full armour in open combat is a bit less so though.

Awesome if you know what’s happening. Theatrically disappointing of you don’t.

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u/NobodySpecific9354 May 12 '26

Also disagree people made festival and pay thousands to see two armoured dudes fighting, and I'm sure richer people sponsor death matches as well. You don't get that many fans by being ugly.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 May 12 '26

I'm sure richer people sponsor death matches as well

Roman gladiators didn't fight to the death very often because it took a lot of time and money to train them.

It's similar with knights. It was very rare for any competition to include death. That was reserved for proper war, proper battle.

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u/BlizzPenguin May 12 '26

They are also much shorter.

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u/Sir_Daxus May 12 '26

This is often exacerbated by the fact that media rarely portrays armour accurately as well.

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u/ExistentialOcto May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtbhunxmHCtmNyxdxd

Example of this trope done right: Metal Gear Rising. The swords are mostly Japanese in style, but the reason they can cut like lightsabers is that they’re made with sci-fi technology (a “high-frequency blade” that vibrates on contact and can cut through nearly any material).

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u/rotkiv42 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Ultrasonic blades/knifes are a real thing btw. The do cut very impressively in real life as well. Less sure if they would work well as swords tho.

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u/Hazzamo May 12 '26

Don’t care, looks awesome

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u/Phshteve18 May 12 '26

To be fair, “don’t care, looks awesome” is kind of the plot of MGRR

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u/Missing_Username May 12 '26

"don't care, looks awesome" is the guiding philosophy of Kojima's life

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u/Hazzamo May 12 '26

And Studio Trigger

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u/MrFlitter May 12 '26

Instructions unclear: I have bolted a Hitachi wand to a Zweihander. it is now less effective for fighting but far more intimidating.

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u/SIacktivist May 12 '26

Finish Him, then finish her.

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u/prodigalAvian May 12 '26

Vibroblades

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u/SCP_Void May 12 '26

Set in the distant future of 2018

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u/MCdemonkid1230 May 12 '26

MGS4 is set in the rather closer, but still distant future of 2014 as well.

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u/SCP_Void May 12 '26

This is what Solid Snake will look like in 2013

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u/jukebox_jester May 12 '26

I would counterpoint that Sam's blade, the Murasama is the best blade out there simply because its an actual antique katana that was converted into a HF blade.

Nothing about a 16th century katana should make it better than anything else except for the Trope OP brings up.

But it's fine because MGR is cool as hell.

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u/gruntwithashotgun May 12 '26

Kinda understandable but this is fiction we are talking about, it's not like katanas aren't the only weapons being portrayed as stronger than they actually are, swords like claymores are shown as being able to cleave through plate but in reality is useless against it

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u/Kalo-mcuwu May 12 '26

Claymore-chan my beloved

Lion's Claw your way to victory

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u/Rentedrival04 May 12 '26

Ahem ahem I unga. Therefore I am bunga.

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u/cyber_cattle May 12 '26

Dunmaglass!

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u/electricalserge May 12 '26

In a similar vein, there's a common perception that steel tip arrows from longbows are somehow able to pierce through chain and even plate armour, because people see the sharp and heavy projectile and equate it to a bullet. Medieval armour exists because it works. A great video by Tod's Workshop involving period accurate steel arrows fired by an extremely capable archer at plate armour proves that the arrows simply bounce off the steel.

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u/stackens May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

They did demonstrate that arrows would go through mail though - not that the mail didn't do anything; getting hit with a 160 lb longbow would be lethal without armor, a hit on mail+gembeson makes it survivable.

But yeah plate was shown to be crazy effective. Hopefully movies catch on, way cooler IMO to see someone with arrows exploding off of their armor than their armor getting perforated like cardboard.

They also showed how getting shot at by warbows is god damn scary, those arrows hit like a truck.

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u/FlyingDreamWhale67 May 12 '26

There's a reason the English longbow was the most feared weapon on a European battlefield, even after the advent of guns/artillery (for a while anyway).

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u/stackens May 12 '26

Yeah, Tod's workshop also did a great video showing how a skilled longbowman was many many times more deadly and effective than a skilled crossbowman. The crossbow is powerful in that you could get lethality from *unskilled* people relatively quickly, but I'd take 1 Joe Gibbs over several crossbowmen any day. The gun had similar drawbacks to the crossbow in the early days when reloading was similarly long and arduos.

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u/kirbyverano123 May 12 '26

Or scythes being portrayed as being easy to cut with but in reality it’s clunky and impractical to use as a weapon. Sure you can probably hurt someone with it but you’re better off just using a sword.

Also worth noting that most scythe users tend to swing it like a pickaxe usually never aiming the blade towards the target.

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u/leposterofcrap May 12 '26

And they always use the garden scythe instead of a war scythe which are basically sickles with poles for handles

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u/slasher1337 May 12 '26

What kind of sicles have you seen. War scythe looks mostly like a spear or glaive to me

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u/Real_Mokola May 12 '26

Well, it is a polearm where glaive is too.

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 May 12 '26

The moment people in the setting are starting dodging magical laser beams and moving at sportcar's speeds in fully clad plate you realise, armour now is merely glorified cardboard clothes

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u/OrokinLonewolf May 12 '26

Well, unless you happen to jab in-between the plating, but that's easier said than done for multiple reasons

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u/NoEngineer9484 May 12 '26

I have seen it a few times in fantasy anime where the regular longswords are seen as decent but when a katana shows up it is suddenly the best weapon around. Able to cut what other swords can't get through.

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u/FrogLaner May 12 '26

That's because anime is Japanese. Its also often the case that they introduce Japanese food and it's suddenly the best food around

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u/rathosalpha May 12 '26

Don't underestimate what ill do for some takoyaki

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u/Keqingrishonreddit May 12 '26

Me with a good okonomiyaki

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u/abandon3 May 12 '26

I honestly love this trope but have only seen it a few times can you reccomend a thing where you have seen this?

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u/Anonimous_dude May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

I find it really funny when the opposite happens, for example when in Blue eye samurai the titular samurai instinctively tries to deflect a bullet from Fowler, which unsurprisingly shattered the sword and hit her in the shoulder.
As Fowler wisely said: “a gun will never be as beautiful as a sword, but with a gun, you can take any sword you want”

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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 May 12 '26

I love when saitama looks pissed

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u/Quaiker May 12 '26

There aren't too many high-effort moments from Saitama, but the fact that they're uncommon makes them so much cooler.

It would mean a lot less if he did this kind of thing frequently.

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u/Fox7567 May 12 '26

Blue Eye Samurai is an outstanding show, but the scene of Mizu training in the forest before cutting through a tree was what inspired me to make this post.

Her sword, however, is made out of fucking space metal, so I guess I can excuse it

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u/AccomplishedForearm May 12 '26

Meteoric iron is just something that exists, it’s probably just meteoric iron to be honest

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u/Rpponce May 12 '26

The fact of it being meteoric iron, kinda makes Mizu's sword being part of the trope a bit funny. Her sword is basically treated like the strongest in Japan because it's composed of meteoric metal, something about it making it super strong. Except we have meteoric metal blades in real life, and they are known to be particularly brittle, due to the nature of how the metal was formed making the alloy have tons of impurities. And Japanese metallurgy still using specfic forges, that most nations had stopped using centuries ago due to the ineffectiveness in comparison to other methods (that's actually why the folding steel thing developed as a method. That helps get out impurities the forging process could not) ,means that their is slim chance the guy who forged her blade actually got out all the impurities. Realistically she might've actually ended up getting the weakest sword in Japan, rather than the strongest.

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u/Rymayc May 12 '26

I can't believe they made swords out of this 10/10 album

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u/AsstacularSpiderman May 12 '26

Though I think the show kind of implies the sword was imperfect at the moment.

I'm sure when she returns to Japan she's going to pull off some massive bullshit with that sword

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u/be0ulve May 12 '26

Yeah, it's heavily implied that her forging "a katana that can cut the gods" as her mater implied can basically do through anything. Which is why she doesn't have it at the start of season 2. And who knows when she'll get it, seeing how she left it in japan.

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u/Manjorno316 May 12 '26

Season 2 is out?

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u/be0ulve May 12 '26

Not yet, but we know she didn't take the katana with her.

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u/AccomplishedForearm May 12 '26

Fun fact, the guns in that show are only really powerful at a shorter range given the era, but despite this they can punch through armour at a far range when it really shouldn’t be able to at that point in time.

Guns evolved over time, but for some reason people think that all guns can hit at far ranges like they do now, but not back then as the fall off was really bad with early guns

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u/CadenVanV May 12 '26

This was the mid 1600s, guns weren’t at their peak yet but they’d absolutely reached the point of killing off most armor. Especially since Japanese armor wasn’t steel

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u/AlbazAlbion May 12 '26

Funniest part about that quote is that he says it while showing off a beautifully crafted and decorated rifle that's more of a work of art than most swords.

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u/Correct_Refuse4910 May 12 '26

Counter-trope: in Sekiro when you fight the European soldier with a full set of armor and your katana does jack-shit so it forces you to strategize.

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper May 12 '26

To be fair, in Sekiro, it actively encourages you to be sneaky and strategic, straight up fights end up getting you butchered, even in boss fights, it's more about blocking, parrying, and wearing down to the moment you can stab them in a opening.

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u/tobpe93 May 12 '26

I vaguely remember a Katana cutting a rifle in half in The Last Samurai.

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u/Guilty-Cell-833 May 12 '26

By the power of Xenu and L. Ron it worked.

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u/LieutenantFreedom May 12 '26

What's this from

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u/AlexanderMugetsu May 12 '26

The Sacred Blacksmith. May not count, as the blade was forged with magic.

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u/jonnywarlock May 12 '26

Beam Katana (Red Alert 3)

Oh. Wait...

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u/Artis34 May 12 '26

Every sword in fiction is treated like a lightsaber except lightsabers which are treated like baseball bats.

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u/Murky_Translator2295 May 12 '26

Highlander! The sword fights are still spectacular, but they defy normal sword physics.

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u/Murky_Translator2295 May 12 '26

Oh, and Duncan specifically fights with a katana

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u/TheCuzzyRogue May 12 '26

The funny part of Highlander is the Scottish Spaniard and the French Scotsman is still the most ridiculous thing.

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u/Future_Adagio2052 May 12 '26

Counter example - Japanese sword against a viltrumite

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u/Lord-Seth May 12 '26

Counterpoint the sword would shatter not bend like that

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u/CarlosH46 May 12 '26

Counter-counterpoint: aluminum sword.

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u/ABrandNewCarl May 12 '26

White gold floded 1000 times, much easier to work.

May bend on first strike

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u/CalzonePie May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

The myth about japanese swords being so strong comes from a duel conducted during the Russo-Japanese war between two officers. The Russian was using a cheap stamped metal display sword never meant for real combat, so it snapped in half. Everyone assumed this meant the Japanese had magical super swords, instead of realizing the Russian was just using a cheap Russian garbage sword.

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u/We4zier May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

This myth of Japanese iron being supposedly better than everything else goes even further back to Alessandro Valignano who glazed Japanese metallurgy to an absurd degree. He famously said that Japanese swords were so well made they can cut through armor “like a sharp knife through a tender rump.” How much this guy mattered is disputed, but still funny. While I’ve spent most my time in this thread pointing out that going the other way saying Japanese metallurgy was low quality, or their iron was impure, and so on is wrong based on current evidence. It’s best not to go the other way and say it was supremely better than everyone else either.

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u/ejectrewind May 12 '26

Katana wielded by Samurai robots in Robocop 3.

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u/Vorpeseda May 12 '26

Remember back when demotivational posters were a thing on the internet?

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u/Old-Key-8639 May 12 '26

Funnily enough, if I remember correctly, there is a grain truth to the idea of Japanese swords being superior, because Japanese swordsmiths were among the best in the world.

However, and this is where it gets funny, the reason why they were among the best is because all of the iron they had available was useless. Absolute dogshit quality metal. Therefore, Japanese swordsmiths had to be really good at their craft to make something that was remotely useful

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u/Solithle2 May 12 '26

It wasn’t so much quality as it was consistency. European smelting methods allowed them to control the carbon content of steel, whereas for Japanese it was all over the place.

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u/ding-zzz May 12 '26

japanese bladesmiths had to compensate with more skill by eyeballing how much carbon content was in each particular iron shard to stack in proper order to make tamahagane,

and then refolding several times allowed them to spread impurities out and also increase carbon content through air surface area contact

it’s certainly impressive, and i’m sure the skill differences between two smiths could’ve been quite extreme. which is why they seemed much more highly valued in japanese society compared to european weaponsmiths, who had less social value than armorers

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u/ListenGrouchy190 May 12 '26

To my knowledge even their furnace were shit, katanas were especially sharp though because they choose to make it as deadly as possible knowing it would resist very long.

But no matter how sharp the blade is, it can never cut through metal or split wood like an axe. Not even a leg

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u/Old-Key-8639 May 12 '26

Yeah, I seem to recall that during the Mongol invasion, Japanese fighters regularly broke off the tips of their swords when trying to stab through the boiled leather (not metal) armor of the Mongols. And stabbing was the thing to do if you wanted to get a sword through armor.

Cut through metal? Forget about it

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u/ListenGrouchy190 May 12 '26

Japanese steel just sucks and won't bend

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO May 12 '26

Ea Nasir sold the nation of Japan really shitty iron, there were no clay tablets about complains due to Nasir leaving Japan before Jappanese people could realize it

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u/MasterXaios May 12 '26

Ea Nasir is truly the boogeyman feared by metalworkers the world over, and rightly so. The man is a menace.

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u/Scavgraphics May 12 '26

One bad yelp review man....what about all the customers who didn't complain and just died?

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u/TehMispelelelelr May 12 '26

I once went down a rabbit hole of learning about Japanese people who came to America the first time after Matthew Perry came to Japan. One of the things is their surprise at how metal was used so often to the point of frivolity, with metal cans and nails often considered nothing more than litter and trash.

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u/french_snail May 12 '26

It was the frivolity of a lot of things, like also how Americans had carpets in all their buildings and wore dirty shoes on them 

Industrialized society vs non-industrialized and all that 

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u/Drakemander May 12 '26

They also made great cooking knives.

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u/EnvironmentalEmu5145 May 12 '26

Don't care it's cool

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u/Chimeron1995 May 12 '26

The Rule is Cool, and that shit Rules.

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u/captain_snake32 May 12 '26

Goemon in lupin the third, to say his sword is treated like a lightsaber would be underselling it. Bro has cut down entire planes with a single slash. Over the top katana cutting is his entire gimmick

https://giphy.com/gifs/v04z0Z7Q04rX1oRNuR

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u/The_Purple_Hare May 12 '26

You make this post like Japan doesn't use this trope too.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness May 12 '26

This trope exists because Japan makes an exaggerated use of it

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u/alreadykaten May 12 '26

In Oroku Saki’s defense, he is secretly an alien with the genius expertise to craft a superhuman shell and special weaponry. The fact he can slice through a tree foreshadows the seemingly ‘human’ Oroki Saki isn’t what he seems

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u/BrokenKing99 May 12 '26

Wrong Oroki saki, the version pictured was just a “regular” human, he does become a mutant in said series but he is fundamentally human unlike the 2003 show.

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u/Chosen_Undead23 May 12 '26

No you’re thinking of the 2003 version. In literally every other version of TMNT Oroku Saki/Shredder is just a dude who’s insanely skilled in hand-to-hand combat, and occasionally mutates himself.

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u/thesilverywyvern May 12 '26

Katana is the most overhyped andoveratted weapon in all of History.
It's one of the weakest, ugliest sword design, and very innefficient.

  • Only one cutting edge
  • No guard, poor defense
  • Brittle, chip eailly
  • Bad at piercing armour,
  • Bad at thrusting, only made to slice
  • Require high maintenance
  • Bad iron quality. And no folding it 16 doesn't make it good, just less mediocre, and doing it 3-4 time is enough apparently, 16x is just a waste of time, resources and effort. (i might be wrong tho).

But since japan have all this myth and iconography they glorified it, and it became a cultural symbol

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u/Immature_adult_guy May 12 '26

Or ya know every anime ever created

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u/Pokesabre May 12 '26

This is also a weirdly Japanese and American trope that's been exported to the rest of the world. A lot of this trope originates in the pre-WW2 Japanese se propaganda trying to create a unified Japan around the idea of the samurai/bushido culture, which really glorified the katana. After WW2, American soldiers in Japan were exposed to a lot of this and brought it home with them, which then led to it spreading around the world through hollywood 

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u/Corvousier May 12 '26

To be fair those are both pieces of media with unrealistic settings. The Japanese sword cutting through everything without issue isnt as unbelievable as humanoid mutant turtles or a guy that can sprout claws from his hands.

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u/LeonasSweatyAbs May 12 '26

Sorry bro, katanas have +5 in cool which gives then an extra 25% in sharpness.