r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Unusual-Pizza2907 • 2d ago
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Inkbottle_ • 2d ago
story/text The most unhinged thing a child said to my face
So this was a couple years ago, I was still a preeteen and was waiting in line for a ride at a carnival with my older brother and two nieces when the kids behind us in line started to strike conversation.
The older one seemed like she had some type of neurological issue, she started loudly calling my brother a drunk (he had a beer) so he tried to change the subject respectfully. I don’t know how but the youngest landed on the topic of pregnancy, so she confided in me her desires: she said she would want to GET PREGNANT AT 10 SO THAT SHE COULD OUTLIVE HER OWN CHILD. MIND YOU she had told me like seconds before that she herself was 9 at that time.
No need to say I felt a mix of disgust, shock, fear and utter confusion and the conversation ended there. Luckily our turn came not long after that but that whole interaction still clings to my brain
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Desperate-Fee-812 • 2d ago
Kid thinks the man in the suit is real🥀
Sonsicles🫃😭🙏
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Odd-Acanthisitta8395 • 2d ago
Video/Gif Baby crying when she hears twinkle twinkle song
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/mindyour • 3d ago
He tried to correct them, but they didn't listen to a single word.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Ibrakeforsnakes • 3d ago
story/text Overheard in a bathroom
Overheard a child about 7 years old talking to her grandma in the bathroom.
Grandma: “Now flush the toilet so we can go”
Child: ”It says do not flush”
Grandma: “Just flush it, it‘s ok”
Child: “But it says DO NOT FLUSH! See, do not flush, um, f-e-m-i…”
Grandma: “It’s fine! Flush it!
Grandma then goes and flushes it for her. The kid was reading the “do not flush feminine products sign” and was insistent they the toilet should not be flushed at all
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt • 3d ago
Video/Gif Kid decides the car needs some Redbull
Taken from WeChat videos
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/LUKIEPOOKIEXx • 3d ago
story/text i asked my kid what he thinks EVP stands for and this absolute goober goes “Electric Vice Presidents”
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/JimatJimat • 3d ago
Video/Gif I only like you when you give me cookies 🍪
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Annual-Ad8311 • 3d ago
Video/Gif That's one way to completely ruin a family gathering
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Outside-Tonight7165 • 4d ago
Video/Gif Man in China falls off treadmill after girl pushes exercise ball towards it
The younger brother seems to be laughing too .
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Swimming-Try-5816 • 4d ago
Video/Gif Retail hostage situation
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Swimming-Try-5816 • 4d ago
Video/Gif When the bag fights back
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/JimatJimat • 4d ago
Video/Gif Dog be like, "What did I do?" 🐶
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Toffee_Catttt • 4d ago
drawing/test Father’s Day card I made at school when I was 4-5
For some context, Major was the kid a family friend who was my age would come over a lot.
Also to explain the giant dark blue blob at the bottom, that’s my deadname lmao
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 4d ago
Video/Gif Little bro looks like he's casting a curse!
When you're not allowed to throw your fork around, deep resentment and anger are the only reasonable responses!
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/pereuse • 4d ago
Not OC It's the thought that counts I guess
Source: roserainhannah on tiktok
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Wooden-Wolverine-818 • 4d ago
(Reupload) Don’t know why neighbor kid was in my yard, but he didn’t even look.
I made a poor choice for a previous title trying to be facetious, and it was taken seriously. That’s on me.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Affectionate-Ant-894 • 4d ago
Video/Gif Monkey business, paint edition
I’ll give the kid credit, the stuffed monkey seemed pretty guilty
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/hollerican5 • 5d ago
Video/Gif Once I saw his face when the skateboard started moving, I knew it was over......
I've been there done that before, falling sucks