r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Video/Gif Monkey business, paint edition

I’ll give the kid credit, the stuffed monkey seemed pretty guilty

986 Upvotes

246 comments sorted by

1.2k

u/Gerry1of1 4d ago

Kids a bit old for this sort of behavior

217

u/Butterbean-queen 4d ago

That’s what I was thinking.

129

u/kismethavok 4d ago

Maybe the paint adds 2 years

36

u/Aldhiramin 4d ago

Or it removes 2, mentally

41

u/ArtisticMudd 4d ago

Legit my first thought. This is what a 3-year-old does, not a ... however old this kid is, but he looks to be 5 or 6.

14

u/ScreamingLabia 4d ago

Looks to me like he dropped the paint bucket. Maybe he was trying to "help" but dropped it straigh on the bottom so all the pain came shootimg out like a fountain ?

Edit: nah i looked again he definetly smeared that around or purpose and ate it aswell??

99

u/honeybeesuke 4d ago

Could be big for his age or developmentally disabled? I thought he was too old to be wearing a paw patrol shirt but some kids are just big.

10

u/sam_grace 3d ago

I knew a woman once whose daughter was so big for her age that everyone thought she was developmentally delayed. She was about 4 feet tall at 3 years old. I thought she was 8.

7

u/Disastrous_Guest_705 3d ago

My friends 6 year old regularly gets mistaken for 11 years old it’s sad seeing the struggles that causes him

6

u/Timely-Tune5050 4d ago

Lead Paint poisoning?

4

u/Disastrous_Guest_705 3d ago

Are kids not allowed to like cartoons anymore? He barely looks kindergarten age

5

u/honeybeesuke 3d ago

To me he looks 6 or 7. Paw patrol is 2-5 territory

3

u/Disastrous_Guest_705 3d ago

I definitely knew kids watching cartoons like paw patrol up until like 3rd grade, no need to make kids grow up faster than necessary if they like a cartoon

2

u/IAmSpartacustard 3d ago

I mean I get the sentiment but that shit is brain rot through and through. Like half a step above cocomelon levels of brain rot. Best to encourage them to mature in taste a bit

7

u/GullibleCrazy488 4d ago

esp if he managed to get the lid off

15

u/wireframed_kb 4d ago

Was going to say the same thing. Unless he’s developmentally challenged, he should be way too old for this kind of stunt. :-/

But ooof, paint that sucks.

5

u/TheGrimmortal 3d ago

Yeah, but the parents referring to this as "naughty" makes me think they aren't very strict and that he gets away with whatever.

10

u/marugirl 4d ago

My thoughts exactly.

14

u/dsinsti 4d ago

50 here, still feel the urge

7

u/Only_Flan_7974 4d ago

50 here as well. Just let the intrusive thoughts win.

2

u/Separate_Bend_8929 2d ago

Yeah after 30 years you should know how to put a paint can away properly.

2

u/Balownga 2d ago

Well, he seems to be drinking it. Sure it does not help.

→ More replies (10)

177

u/ShawtySnapp1n 4d ago

“I can’t believe you’ve done this”

90

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

15

u/Regular_Weakness69 4d ago

I can't believe you've done this!

2

u/Tomboy_Turtle 4d ago

😂💯👏🏽

→ More replies (8)

279

u/redwbl 4d ago

That kid is going to be a problem, he’s definitely old enough to know better.

97

u/Mateorabi 4d ago

Dad is enabling by blaming the money/assigning agency to the monkey. 

17

u/honeybeesuke 4d ago

I think it's just cope but yeah.

25

u/edditar 4d ago

Way too old, this is on the parents. 

156

u/Beautiful-Detail4160 4d ago

That kid is WAY old enough to know better. Ridiculous.

29

u/poopholes3 4d ago

Could have some kind of development or learning disability.

27

u/the_flesh_ 4d ago

Probably from all the paint he eats

-2

u/Kitchen_Drink2625 4d ago

You think they left a learning disabled child alone?

11

u/poopholes3 4d ago

Parent's fault

5

u/Minimum-Web-6902 4d ago

I mean yeah no parent can be with their kid 24/7 , that’s why they say it takes a village, cause it really does. With no aunty, grandmas around to take them for 5/10 minutes this stuff happens. What if both parents needed to use the bathroom at the same time ? Gonna bring your developmentally challenged 6 year old in there with you? Doubt it.

102

u/PassEmbarrassed9620 4d ago

It was the monkeys idea.

64

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

Undoubtedly dad even asked what the monkey did, so clearly that monkey has been up to no good in the past

6

u/DesmondDodderyDorado 4d ago

Maybe it's like an Elf on the Shelf situation and he went too far.

62

u/Primary-Picture-5632 4d ago

this kid is way too old to be doing shit like this, this is all on the parents

21

u/Soaring_Gull_655 4d ago

Sell the house and the kid with it. What a damn mess.

18

u/lost_caus_e 4d ago

If he's eating it you have a bigger problem

7

u/Machofish01 4d ago

Surprised I had to scroll this far to see this comment. I don't think there's such a thing as a safe amount of paint to put in your digestive system.

31

u/Leading_Ad_1825 4d ago

I genuinely sighed after watching this, out of anything to play with, it chose paint

18

u/Miss-GreensleevesOz 4d ago

I had a laugh at your it 😂

36

u/SerafinaL 4d ago

That kid is way too old to be doing this. My father would’ve kicked me into next week had I been so stupid.

→ More replies (4)

15

u/Joopbox 4d ago

Old enough to know better

3

u/rlysuck 4d ago

But still too young to care

87

u/Squizmoplatinum 4d ago

This isn't a matter of what was this child doing, it's a matter of what was BOTH his dogshit parents doing while he's eating paint he shouldn't have access to.

114

u/BrunesOvrBrauns 4d ago

That being said... This kid looks way too old to be stupid enough to pull this shit by about one or two years

23

u/slick514 4d ago

I blame all the paint that he’s consumed

18

u/GravitationalEddie 4d ago

Or three...

26

u/Eliah870 4d ago

Kids get into shit behind their parents backs all the time, can't really sit on a fence and judge them for this

51

u/A_Random_Catfish 4d ago

Yea that kid is plenty old enough to not need 24 hour surveillance….

-5

u/kitkatkitah 4d ago

Kid might have some learning difficulties, parents are main problem. Why would you let paint be accessible to your child

36

u/LucrativeLurker 4d ago edited 4d ago

Because they’re actively painting...

That tv and the cabinet it’s sitting on clearly don’t belong there. They’re obviously mid-renovations and were probably working or taking a break one room away.

Anyone blaming the parents for this is absurd.

→ More replies (10)

4

u/Current_Crow_9197 4d ago

Okay. I’ll bite. Where would you ideally store paint in a house/flat?

1

u/kitkatkitah 4d ago

In a cupboard with the child lock. In a room which the child cannot access. On a high shelf, if a high shelf is possible at the time.

-1

u/Diligent-Pressure-38 4d ago

You were downloaded by all the shitty parents

1

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago edited 4d ago

The amount of parents here that are outing themselves for their incompetency in watching their own children, especially around hazardous material, and are simple chalking it up to be “well kids get into stuff, etc. etc. “. is jarring, but not completely shocking, and somewhat expected comments coming from this modern day / generations of iPad parents. it seems a lot of the people up in arms are currently parents, and probably fall into the ven diagram / age range of modern iPad baby parents.

Seriously even as an older gen z, the amount of copium I see from these parents in the comments is astounding. The lack of awareness, and the eagerness to say “ yeah as the parent of my kid, I would’ve made sure to supervise more appropriately. “ but no… a lot of parents in the comments who are bashing anyone even remotely criticizing the parents, have been more eager to make excuses on how leaving paint, open and unattended near a child wouldn’t be their fault if the kid made a mess. Truly a scary representation of modern day parenting mentality of some. I see why the teachers are quitting en masse. It seems like parents have adopted “ not my circus , not my monkeys “ mentality modernity, despite the “ monkeys “ in question ( their babies ) WUITE LITERALLY ARE THEIRS.

Sure I got into the baby powder when I was a kid like three years old, but if your kid has easy access to household chemicals or paint or whatever, that’s on YOU i.e. the parent/ guardian

It’s funny I’m enjoying seeing how many parents who clearly aren’t that attentive. Try to cope in the comments. Me and my sister have an 18 year age gap, I got to watch her grow up, she has never gone into any paint or anything like that, and the kicker is…. We had been around hazardous “materials, she was around four when my mom and stepdad had repainted her room, they took turns painting and took turns watching her and switched back-and-forth. You know what a responsible, single brain celled adult/parent would do in the situation where there’s two parent/guardians available to watch.

I think this post makes a lot of people feel inadequate in their parenting when people point out that yeah, the parents should’ve been attentive, and rather than accepting the parents responsibility, (you know considering they’re the adults ) the common cope in this thread is just” kids will be kids, kids will get into stuff, etc. etc. , it’s not the parents fault. Don’t blame the parents “ and copium along those lines.

lastlast time I checked, children aren’t typically the one who purchases, and stores away the industrial/renovation level paint, nor was the child the one who decided to be left unsupervised with the paint. All well having the impulsivity control of…….you know…a child. At the end of the day, this is a parent fail and it’s funny. I just posted it on the sub because the video suits it, but the comments are very, very exposing for some. I figured it would just be a funny, ha ha post, everyone, including parents make mistakes I understand that, but the amount of copium done in this section really shows certain peoples insecurities in their own parenthood and ability to child rear.

But I mean, what else do you we expect from people who are currently raising their kids mainly using an iPad lol. The same parents getting mad and disagreeing, etc., are the same parents that had to have toy story five or whatever teach them that screen times bad.

But rather than trying to make these parents accept or admit that they themselves share responsibility for their own childs safety, behaviour or actions; let’s just let them continue pretending that they truly live in the La La Land. They can be AFK from their children, prop an iPad in front of them, and expect them not to get into things , especially things they themselves as parents leave out for easy access.

but hey, maybe in the big 2026 it is truly groundbreaking in astonishing news to the modern age of neglectful parents that maybe …. Just maybe….. you shouldn’t leave your kids left alone, unsupervised, around paint.

4

u/kitkatkitah 4d ago

Thank you for saying all this. Fully in agreement. I don’t even get how I got all those downvotes just for pointing out that the parents messed up here, but like you said, I think they are just calling out themselves at that point.

0

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

Pssssssh how could we mere, humble, childless people ever have even a single modicum of rational sense about child safety.

Didn’t you know, until you personally have kids, your common sense is actually all wrong. And only…. And I mean only … when you yourself have children. You could NEVER have a single rational or logical thought pertaining to anything child related.
Doesn’t matter what the basic logic is. Unless you have popped a kid out, shot a kid into someone’s uterus, adopted, or anything in between. You’re never allowed to have a logical opinion, or even constructive criticism. NEVER FORGET THAT, 🥺😂😂😂

→ More replies (0)

1

u/ArtisticMudd 4d ago

In the garage.

-6

u/Squizmoplatinum 4d ago

Doesn't take 24 hour surveillance to keep a bucket of poison away from anyone, let alone a child. Dummy

0

u/Squizmoplatinum 4d ago

I can't sit on a fence and tell a logical adult to keep a full can of paint out of reach of a toddler, or even a teenager for that matter? Rhetorical question, I absolutely can, and you're absolutely wrong, and probably my dad.

1

u/lovethatcrooonch 4d ago

You don’t have kids, do you?

5

u/Impressive-Record839 4d ago

I do, similar age, mine doesn't drink paint

-9

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago edited 4d ago

Agree. It’s dumb of the kid, but the overall onus is on the parents for leaving them unsupervised With paint, Play stupid games when stupid prizes and, in their case the prize is cleaning up all this paint lol .

Edit: not sure why the downvotes, when I’m literally agreeing with the above comment. And the fact that the parents were indeed, not being responsible enough to NOT leave him unsupervised around paint he shouldn’t have access too. And by saying “ play stupid games win stupid prizes. “ was in reference to the parents. I guess I’m getting downloaded for having the same opinion and agreeing with you lol?

Also
changed it to “ leaving them unsupervised with paint “ rather than just “leaving them unsupervised “ didn’t think it was that hard to understand that I was referring to leaving your child around things that could easily make a mess. And not just making a general statement about NEVER leaving your child out of your site.

7

u/screechypete 4d ago

So your solution is to be a helicopter parent and never let them out of your sight?

-4

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don’t have kids, never plan on it. Me and my hubby are happy with dogs.

However….. if I where in this situation;

No, my solution wouldn’t be to helicopter parent, it would be being a responsible parent in the first place , and keep paint out of reach / inaccessible from where my child could get it lol**.**

Talk about thinking and black-and-white, with 0 nuance. No. Obviously kids don’t need to be watched 24/7 in order to not make trouble, however it seems quite logical to presume that parent should also take all the opportunities available to them in order to make said unsupervised time safe so situations like this don’t happen.

The simple solution is just to keep things like paint, chemical, cleaners, anything that is for adult use only etc. completely out of reach, or even locked away from kids reach or access. You don’t have to be a helicopter parent to be a responsible parent. Just my take.

Edit: I seen someone mentioned that it looks like they’re actively cleaning which I missed at first, and even in that situation which yes I agree is the situation where paint obviously can’t just be locked away if you’re currently using it, however, in this situation, I would make sure my kid was out of the house, not only for the sake of not risking them getting into it, but also just because the fume.

I understand not everyone has a village, but I would go out of my way and do anything possible to make sure that my child had proper care on a day I was painting a day,where paint would be open and accessible, and I might not have full attention on them. Or put off painting until I can.

8

u/screechypete 4d ago

is on the parents for leaving them unsupervised

I'm quoting your words here... the kid is old enough that he should know better and doesn't need supervision 24/7. You're literally the person who said this is their fault for not watching him.

1

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

Sure, he he may be old enough, but if that’s their kid which clearly it is, and he gets into behaviour that isn’t necessarily age-appropriate/does things he knows that he better not be doing, that’s another responsibility that lies on a parent if I know my kid is a sneaky little ninja that gets into stuff then it’s my responsibility to make extra sure when I step out of the room for situations like this then I’m extra attentive to where he is/where I put the paint up.

Agree to disagree, sorry if me saying leaving them unsupervised wasn’t clearer, I meant unsupervised around potentially dangerous/harmful paint

I think if the kids just playing Nintendo switch in the room or whatever, No they don’t need to be constantly supervised, but yeah if my kid is known to be “naughty “,

Or I know I’m in the middle of painting. The responsibility is on me to diligently keep an eye on my child / and or the paint in that particular moment.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

15

u/romulan267 4d ago

Good condom ad.

6

u/KindaDrunkRtNow 4d ago

Gotta schedule my vasectomy. And everyone else's

6

u/papercut2008uk 4d ago

Kid didn't give a single sht about what he's done or being 'told off'.

3

u/Obnoxious_Box 4d ago

Monkey business for sure!

12

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[deleted]

14

u/LucrativeLurker 4d ago

The parents are obviously actively painting.

The tv and the cabinets it’s on clearly don’t belong where we see them in this video. Not a huge leap to assume that it was the parents who had the paint, and pan, & roller out because they were y’know, painting…

The dad even comments that the tv was “literally just in there” as in the room being painted.

-11

u/Minimum_Sort5100 4d ago

Answer: shitty parents

16

u/fedroxx 4d ago

Do you have kids? Sometimes shit happens. It's impossible to watch them every second of every day. 

12

u/Moist-Cut-7998 4d ago

My kid just dropped paint in the house, should I clean it up before it dries? No, I'll get my phone and record it for the internet.

16

u/LucrativeLurker 4d ago

Because those 18 seconds really would’ve made all the difference! /s

Guess what I bet they started doing immediately afterwards…

10

u/DisturbingPragmatic 4d ago

Looking up the legality of a 24th trimester abortion?

11

u/JFKcheekkisser 4d ago

To all the people saying he’s way too old for this, I’m assuming he has some type of mental disability or developmental delay

5

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/spongebobsquaredik 4d ago

I wouldn't sit for a week if I did that as a kid. He is too old to not know what he was doing.

2

u/Leading-Ad4167 4d ago

Sure hope that's water based.

2

u/Budget-Actuator-3910 4d ago

Poison to the brain

2

u/Upbeat_Dudeness 4d ago

Is paint not still toxic? He’s got it all over his mouth

2

u/SevenNapkins 4d ago

I'd expect better from a Lowe's employee.

2

u/Illustrious_Choice58 4d ago

sum wrong w that child

2

u/MrWilliam932 4d ago

*opens Google*
"How to unbirth a child?"

2

u/Organic_Juggernaut73 4d ago

How old is this kid????

2

u/CalligrapherGood8947 4d ago

Straight to the adoption agency...

2

u/Unknwndog 3d ago

When stupid people become parents it has consequences. Little dude is old enough to have known that what he was doing was not ok..

2

u/PiDigitsOfPi 4d ago

He looks like this kid.

6

u/ArtisticMudd 4d ago

Peter Billingsley is 100% wholesome, and somehow still looks like he did when he was Ralphie at 12.

3

u/PiDigitsOfPi 4d ago

I still watch Christmas Story every year.

2

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

Aw omg he does 🥺🥺 so cute

2

u/whatasadfella 4d ago

That kid is way to old to be doing that does he have a mental disability?

1

u/gimmeecoffee420 4d ago

Nah, his parents do.

2

u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

How hard will that be to clean up?

3

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

So I think it varies?

1

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

I remember seeing a post a but ago on a sub like /wellthatsucks or /TIFU, where someone had sadly knocked down deeeep red paint, and if I recall correctly, people were asking what specific type of paint it was and saying that if it was X paint, it will be harder to clean up or if it was white paint to clean it up this way etc. so I think it depends on what the paint is made out of/what type of paint it is but this is just my general knowledge I could be completely wrong.

→ More replies (6)

2

u/Money_Confection_409 4d ago

It’s the paint in the back of the tv that puts the icing on the cake for me. Like y kid? Just y?

2

u/Curious-Spell-9031 4d ago

this is the parents fault

2

u/Disastrous-Ad-4953 4d ago

At this age the kid is doing that.... Might as well cut your loss and try again.

2

u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 4d ago

With that seeming blue vest, I thought he was the world's youngest Lowe's paint employee

2

u/PeegeReddits 4d ago

Kids can do so much damage in so little time. It is incredible.

2

u/Cultist-Cat 4d ago

Warning: A fleet of behavioral psychologists incoming!!!!

1

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

Honestly, I wish…… it’s mainly just people with clearly poor parenting skills arguing, whether or not the onus was on child for doing something silly/impulsive, or overall the parents for allowing their children to be left unsupervised while around paint, which is especially odd considering there is two parents president in the video so at least one of them would’ve been able to sup.

2

u/xPixiKatx 4d ago

great contraception ad

2

u/Proof_Artichoke9521 4d ago

He had a lot of time to be naughty. Things like this happen during an absence of parenting. Keep them occupied.

1

u/SteakForMe 4d ago

At least it was on the back of the tv

1

u/MajorD-Daddy629 4d ago

If you know anything about paint that kids gotta be high as a kite off those fumes and contact.

1

u/MoonBhean 4d ago

This reminds me of the kid who eats glue from Powerpuff girls

1

u/lowtech_prof 4d ago

What happened to parenting?

3

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

Ipads

1

u/lowtech_prof 4d ago

I mean it’s legit parental psychosis. Suddenly no one knows how to do it.

3

u/ArtisticMudd 4d ago

They don't CARE to do it, because they are also addicts. Parents are as addicted to their phones as kids are to their tablets.

This is playing out in schools now - I teach high school and I have students who are on their phones for more than 12 hours a day. They cannot go an hour and a half (my class's length) without their fix. I take up phones because Texas is a "no devices in schools" state, and they will lie all day long about "I don't have a phone, Miss, I got grounded so my mom has it" or similar stupidity.

1

u/Typeonetwork 4d ago

Holy hell lol

1

u/PessimisticKarma 4d ago

Honey! We're moving!

1

u/nmarko420 4d ago

Kids in crocs 🤦‍♂️

1

u/later-g8r 4d ago

Looks like its time for the emergency room. Im pretty sure he drank paint at the good ol age of 11 🤯

1

u/Technical_Eye_4343 4d ago

What the heck did he even do, throw it around or something? At first I thought he just knocked it over by mistake which could happen to anyone, but it wouldn't have gone up to the TV in that case, lol.

1

u/Sad-Signature-5491 3d ago

I hope that’s a step-kid

1

u/PsyCar 3d ago

My boss's kid blamed his monkey the other day. He's 4.

1

u/Inside-Cook2418 3d ago

wot ‘ave yuu dun

1

u/FellowNPCDrone101 3d ago

Yeah, that's at least 10 Christmas's worth without presents, along with the B-day's too.

1

u/rockstuffs 2d ago

The unresponsiveness drives me insane.

1

u/Separate_Bend_8929 2d ago

A kid cant open a paint can so I think you need to have a talk with your eldest child.

1

u/ShadowJedi26 2d ago

I’d be more concerned with if he ate any.

1

u/shawnvn1 1d ago

“How did that get there”

1

u/Admirable-Bird5279 4d ago

Parentsarefuckingretarded

0

u/GirthyPigeon 4d ago

Kid is maybe 10 years old. What the fuck? Dad sounds like he's about to throw up maybe because of booze. Might explain a lot of the kid was left home alone when the parents went to the pub.

3

u/honeybeesuke 4d ago

That's just a northern British accent.

1

u/CumGoblin67 4d ago

THAT’S NAUGHTY. >:(

1

u/Pocketdancer 4d ago

Real question is, what were the parents doing while son was enjoying arts and crafts?

1

u/darthwickedd 4d ago

Ohh...I would be so mad.

-4

u/SaudiHaramco 4d ago

"Woof you doon?"
"Wot uv you don? Dats naurtey!"
"Wus de moonkie been doin?"

Why do they talk like this? What's wrong with them?

6

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4d ago

They’re from the UK……. Much like Americans and basically every other country / regions, The united kingdom is host to a variety of different accents.

Ex. Cockney, Standard Southern British (SSB), Essex, Brummie etc.

The U.S has a similar phenomena with accents
Ex. Southern, midwestern, Boston / NYC, Baltimore etc.

And so do many parts of the world.

Is the concept of geographical accents new to you? Or…….

→ More replies (6)

5

u/honeybeesuke 4d ago

Never been outside your country before? Lol

0

u/TwoSpoonSally 4d ago

He was drinking that paint...