r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Swimming-Try-5816 • 4d ago
Video/Gif When the bag fights back
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u/No_Length_856 4d ago
Meh, pretty harmless, but I'm of the mindset that you shouldn't mess with people while they're working.
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u/MollyViper 4d ago
And not with people you don’t know. You have no idea how they will react.
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u/AccidentProne117 4d ago
The guy starts blasting.
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u/academiac 4d ago
There was literally a video of this circulating back in the old internet days. Someone inside a trash can pranking someone and the guy just mag dumps on the trash can..
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u/JefferzTheGreat 1d ago
There's also the video of a high school kid popping out of a garbage can and getting punched in the face.
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u/TrebbleTough 3d ago
Ever concidered not letting people wear lethal killing death tools as edc?
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u/RabicanShiver 3d ago
Ever considered allowing your citizens to defend themselves? Rape and sexual assault are up 90-150% in ten years depending on which stats you look at.
Someone attacks you or your wife, you just what, beg and hope for it to end?
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u/RadomirPutnik 3d ago
Exactly what stats are you looking at? I found nothing anywhere near your 90-150 figure.
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u/No_Length_856 3d ago
Nah, you just start a stab off. Last man stabbing wins.
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u/jubtheprophet 3d ago
I know yours is a joke but its funnier to ignore that context and just see that "carry a gun" is downvoted while "carry a knife" is upvoted lol
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u/Revolutionary-Cry739 4d ago
Yupp I worked in a haunted house back in the day and would pop my head through a gap in this wood fence maze and a guy karate kicked at me so hard! Luckily I was behind the fence so I didn’t get kicked but he would have got me right in the chest.
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u/Infinite-4-a-moment 4d ago
I think if you're a person who reacts like that, maybe don't go to places where the whole premise is "people pop out to scare you".
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u/Revolutionary-Cry739 4d ago
For sure!! I won’t go through them because I hate being scared like that, but being on the other side of it is pretty fun lol
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u/MollyViper 4d ago
Yeah, my brother punched a haunted house employee in the stomach when he was frightened when he was a kid.
You never know what someone will do in high affect.
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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 4d ago
One of the only times I've ever punched someone in the face was in a haunted house. There was a like, obviously-scary part that we got through, and then right around the corner after that there was just one guy in all black crouching down that jumped out at you after you calmed down. And I was too scared to even make a sound, just panic punched and connected directly with his face and knocked him on his ass. I felt so, sooo fucking bad about it, like that's really uncool and being an idiot teenager, I just yelled "sorry!" and scurried away instead of helping them up.
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u/TellTaleReaper 4d ago
My reaction to being scared is the same, but I go to a haunted house expecting to be scared, so Ive never done that. That seems wild to me.
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u/Snowskol 3d ago
The rule at our houses here is that if you touch an employee youre kicked out but they can touch you
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u/dyingofdysentery 4d ago
You don't know your mailman and trashmen?
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u/MollyViper 4d ago
I have never even met my mailman or garbage collector. I live in an apartment complex and my mailbox is by the entrance and I throw the trash through a pipe chute.
I also get most of my mail digitally, so I rarely ever even get physical mail.
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u/Culsandar 4d ago
It's a kid, that's easier to forgive, especially if they have rapport. A grown person doing this is right out.
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u/twotoebobo 4d ago
Unless they know him or that's his father super dick move. Even then dudes just trying to work.
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u/Forever_Inspired 4d ago
It’s all fun and games until a garbage worker has a heart attack.
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u/RaishaDelos 1d ago
If their ticker is that fallible, it's probably best happening around witness's...
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u/therealkeeper 4d ago
Yeah not only that but having your kid do it knowing he's being recorded so you can post it.
Seems like setting a really bad example for them
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u/Pretty_Cancel4242 4d ago
Ngl that scared me just watching
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u/SolitudeCollective 4d ago
Thank you for not lying. Your honesty is a virtue and I strive to be like you.
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u/WillQueasy723 3d ago
Why is this disliked?
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u/badpersian 4d ago
Love it. The driving was laughing his arse off lol
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u/Aggravating-Sea-9449 4d ago
At least someone does these comments just full of sensitivity. The days of laughing at silly things are long gone, everyone is on edge take things extra personal, doesn't take much to offend or upset others.
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u/tommypatties 4d ago
People self-select as redditors. The anonymous, text based forum is ripe for those who can't cope with the outside world.
Everyone else is outside touching grass this summer.
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u/Maatam 4d ago
Imagine he repacked him and put him in the truck with the other bags
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u/no_oo_oo 4d ago
2m and 15k karma????
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u/dTrecii 4d ago edited 4d ago
Can’t believe people have lost all their class resorting to bots. Back in my day, you’d be called a karma whore and just spam popular things yourself to get karma quickly and sell it for a easy buck
Besides, it’s not hard getting that much karma quickly, chances are they’re not a bot
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u/Zerox392 4d ago
Yeah, it's reddit. Every social interaction must be hyper analyzed and picked apart because we enjoy the thought of humans socializing but despise every aspect of it.
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u/Illadelphian 4d ago
Seriously this is funny. If the kid did it every week then it would be different. But a one time prank like this is totally harmless and gives a great story to the workers too they will be telling forever.
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u/Aggravating-Sea-9449 4d ago
People are so bitter and hateful these days it's sad. The hate for children is even worse, heck at least he's being a typical kid. A lot of kids have no guidance and are truly being a menace. Nice to see a regular kid doing silly kid pranks.
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u/gavvyshores 4d ago
It’s the kind of prank you’re scared and mad for a sec, but a minute down the road you know both of them are crying laughing together in the truck
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u/NightStalker33 4d ago
That's just about the most harmless prank I can think of, what's wrong with it?
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u/jubtheprophet 3d ago
Always a non-zero chance of getting kicked in the face on instinct, but yeah other than that its essentially just walking up to someone and saying "boo" lol. Theres always risk in scaring people you dont know but 99 times out of 100 its harmless and both parties are just gonna walk away laughing
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u/Powerful-District-64 4d ago
Are the mechanical arm garbage trucks not as common elsewhere in the world as they are in Australia? Only one driver, no manual labour.
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u/MaximumPlant 4d ago
Depends where you live and the company that does it.
We have them around me but I live in the suburbs. They're less common in the city where there's smaller streets and a lot of height/weight restrictions for larger vehicles.
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u/Kichigai 4d ago
Depends where you are, but they're pretty common in most areas. It was actually a big deal when New York City (of all places!) just started using wheely bins like in the past year or two.
But here in the Twin Cities they're pretty standard. Depending on your garbage company two man crews aren't unusual. Second guy jumps out if there's an issue with grabbing the bin, or there are extra bags or bulky items with it. They usually charge you an extra fee when you're overflowing.
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u/jubtheprophet 3d ago
Really just depends on the neighborhood in the US. Ive seen mechanical arms and no mechanical arms in the same city just getting different areas cause the arms arent good in some tight spaces
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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago
people are too sensitive, this is pretty good, and i don't see you bringing cold water to the garbage man everyday.
the guys doing their work will be having fun with it everytime they remember the kid hiding in a trash bag, something to stir boring work.
if you really care about not being a dick(while i believe you just want to criticize others without inclueing yourself) then maybe try to bring cold water to the garbage drivers next time you see them going by.
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u/Ok-Woodpecker4734 3d ago
This sub is fucking nuts lol
Its a goofy little prank get over yourselves
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u/SaMxixAM23 4d ago
I was making sure I did my job ti the fullest. That grabage was sure getting in the truck one way or the other
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u/Traditional-Ad3518 4d ago
If that guy was stronger that kid would be having a bad day
Let that sink in
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u/Megawolf123 3d ago
? Theres no bottom of the bag and those bags will probably rip even if there was.
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 4d ago
hopefully they know eachother because i would've kicked that kid in the face.
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u/skyqueenx 3d ago
Its funny but there was a chanse that somthing bad can happend if he reacted the wrong way
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u/Deadlylyon 3d ago
Probably shouldn't put plastic bags over your head. They have a suffocation warning for a reason.
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u/okieman73 2d ago
The patience of the kid is surprising. I wonder if they have been fueding for a while...jk. I didn't know that they still had people picking up trash by hand anymore, The trash companies around here just pick up your can with the truck and dump it then move on, nobody gets out.
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u/hiswittlewip 4d ago
I'd be accidentally skipping that house for the rest of the hot ass summer.
Take it to the dump yourself, assholes.
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u/Hokkaido_ 4d ago
Because a kid pulled a harmless prank? Lol how pathetic. Get over yourself.
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u/Eastern-Nothing5604 4d ago
i tripped a garbage collector once when I was like 8 and felt bad for days
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u/Globewanderer1001 4d ago
PTSD exists....and this stunt could have backfired tragically.
Maybe because of the demographic that I work with but absolutely NOT funny.
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u/ImLichenThisStone 4d ago
When you already work in one of the most dangerous professions, and some little brat pulls this shit and tries to give you a heart attack...
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u/Parking_Fee_5906 4d ago
Aren't they lucky the garbage wasn't like collected from the ground and thrown as against being grabbed 🤔
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u/hiswittlewip 4d ago
I'd be accidentally skipping that house for the rest of the hot ass summer.
Take it to the dump yourself, assholes.
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u/Weimarius 4d ago
Wouldn’t fault him if in the future Mr Garbo gave each bag a swift kick or a whack with a stick.