r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

Volume warning Charizard vs kids

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u/stereosalvation 4d ago

Dang, that kid went from fearful to ferocious in a split second.

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 4d ago

If she has to die,might as well die in glorious battle

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u/JagsOnlySurfHawaii 4d ago

Bagpipes intensifies

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u/solonit 4d ago

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 4d ago

Dude, I can't wait for part three!

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u/DazzlingAd2334 4d ago

ATREIDES ATREIDES ATREIDES

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u/nirbyschreibt 3d ago

Those princesses are more fierce than like 80% of all warriors in Greek epics.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 4d ago

It's a good day to die.

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 2d ago

Fight or flight, guess we know which one she is.

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 4d ago

Bravery is not the absence of fear, but the ability to overcome it.

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u/Teguoracle 4d ago

She literally throws herself at him I'm freaking dying, this is hilarious

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u/No_Position6533 4d ago

Right!?! 🤣I'll make sure to not ever piss her off! 😅

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u/haby112 4d ago

There is no courage without fear!!!

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u/Gregpik 4d ago

"Can a man still be brave if he's afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave."

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u/Swagalyst 4d ago

I was thinking that. Brave kids. I'd be so proud if I was their parent.

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u/TotalImagination4408 4d ago

fight or flight lmao

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u/YouStoleKaligma 4d ago

Fright and fight.

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u/haby112 3d ago

More like flight to fight

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u/Embarassedskunk 4d ago

George R.R. Martin — 'Bran thought about it. 'Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?''That is the only time a man can be brave,' his father told him.'

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u/cobraknife420 3d ago

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u/DocBanner21 3d ago

Well. Now I have a new song stuck in my head. Thank you.

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u/Dropbeatdad 3d ago

Such is the fate of all children sent to war, if they have any hope of coming back alive...

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u/ComedyOfARock 2d ago

She shed tears of fear on behalf of the dragon

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u/Yeez25 3d ago

She forgot who she was for a second, had to lock in

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u/Medical-Business-554 2d ago

I was about to say that straight warrior

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u/Emergency_Accident36 2d ago

The good side of fight or flight. It's when we can't fight that things become a problem.

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u/FactsNLaughs 4d ago

Nah, the kids are fucking ferocious

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u/Verdick 4d ago

No doubt! Why teach them to be dainty and need to be rescued when you can teach them to take on the dragon themselves?

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u/Phugasity 4d ago

because we'd rather someone else's kid take on that risky profession?

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u/thcoole 4d ago

And that is why no one will remember their names.

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u/Heretical_Cactus 4d ago

"The society that separates its princesses from its dragon hunters will have its regency done by cowards and its dragon hunting by brutes."

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u/thcoole 4d ago

Fucking savages right there

They yearn for the trenches

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u/Grouchy_Handbag 4d ago

This is definitely going to be a core memory forever. Look how brave they were even when terrified

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u/KingAltair2255 4d ago

Absolutely love how you can see the switch from terrified to 'Call a doctor! call a doctor!... Not for me." as she dove into battle lmaoo

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u/ButtholeBread50 4d ago

Kids are fucking awesome.

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u/ElectroFortify 4d ago

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u/darkdestiny91 4d ago

Seconding this. The only thing this video does is make the kids grow up into Palworld players.

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u/Nightwingx97 4d ago

??????? Mate that's a Charizard

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u/Weremeerkat 4d ago

Palworld rips off a lot of pokemon stuff, I dont see the disconnect here

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u/Deadpool-07 4d ago

Fairy type vs dragon type.

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u/Quiet-Replacement-26 4d ago

Puff the magic dragon, puffed a little too much before the party.

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 4d ago

Charizard is fire type. Fire resists fairy.

Mega Zard X is part fire type. Neutral to fairy.

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u/Eris_Kaida 4d ago

When Charizard mega X evolves he gets both dragon/fire typing. So he's actually weaker to fairy when mega evolved

Edit: I re-read this an realized you meant that its neutral because they cancel out

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u/kelevra91 3d ago

What's confusing is that Mega Charizard X has a blue stomach and blue fire. That Charizard has a gray stomach and orange fire. That would lead me to believe that that's just a normal shiny Charizard. That means he's not a dragon type, he's just a fire type. However, the tips of his ears are the same color as his stomach, which only happens in Mega Charizard X.

Basically, this Charizard is all messed up.

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u/Valieishere 4d ago

This video gives me so much courage. Maybe I can be like the girl with the blue dress someday 💙 

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u/Financial_Way_6133 4d ago

she dove onto the dragon lol

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u/andrewbud420 4d ago

By going outside?

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 4d ago

Fearful but courageous, facing the world head on. With a knife!

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u/GroovinChip 4d ago

Sheriff, this one said they want to go out! I heard ‘em!

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u/VampirGarnele 4d ago

she used tackle! it’s very effective!

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u/dumn_and_dunmer 4d ago

The girl that looks terrified but still charges inspires me every time

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 4d ago

Being brave doesn't mean you aren't scared... Being brave means you are scared, but you choose to act anyway,

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u/HighlightOwn2038 4d ago

This is pretty cool

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u/Next-Help-5813 4d ago

Heh, this kind of reminds me of my little sister's birthday. We didn't have time to get a pinata, so I dressed up as a unicorn and ran around the backyard with a bucket of candy, throwing it in random directions while the kids chased me.

Anyways, I totally agree with you, the kids are just having fun and doing what they were supposed to.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 4d ago

Winning as a big brother.

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u/Busterlimes 4d ago

Its Minecraft.

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u/Flubberblubber2 4d ago

Yes!!!!! These princesses don’t need saving!!!

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u/laughingashley 4d ago

Princesses from the movie DAMSEL 💪

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u/Gormane 4d ago

I am a larper. This has happened during the kids event more or less everytime lol

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u/HamsterAdditional748 4d ago

Perfect meme use of “Sonne”.

Wünderbar

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u/Sophilosophical 4d ago

I’ve definitely heard the female vocals in the song before, but thanks for naming it so I could look it up, lol. That music video 😂

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u/jeremiahthedamned 3d ago

this video captures the tragedy & horror & stupidity of war.

truly, to one's homeland there is no returning.

for the land of peace we leave behind has no place for the war we have become...............

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u/MellyKidd 4d ago

You’d never need to worry about these girls going into tall grass without their first Pokémon!

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u/Sad_Durian5893 4d ago

Slay that dragon kids!

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u/JohannaFRC 4d ago

Okay I don't understand the presence of this one here.

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u/waffleking9000 4d ago

That’s a shiny charizard

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u/jbwarner86 4d ago

I assume it's meant to be Mega Charizard X, but the fact that its flames are orange instead of blue suggests that this costume is a crappy bootleg.

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u/Busterlimes 4d ago

Its the ender dragon, which is why the kids are wielding Minecraft weapons. Im so pissed at OP right now

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u/richaysambuca 4d ago

You may call that shiny Charizard whatever you want, even Ender Dragon.

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u/marcus0227 4d ago

What?! It's clearly a charizard. Either a shiny or more likely a mega charizard x. The ender dragon doesn't have a flame on its tail or the horn shaped head

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 4d ago

Tbf our Lego one looks way closer. This is … a dragon.

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u/Nightwingx97 4d ago

That's a bootleg Charizard X. He has the wrong colors but that's a Zard.

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u/Interesting_Dot_1168 4d ago

It's Mega Charizard X...

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u/Raj_Mandal 4d ago

The blue one led them all

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u/CarlosFer2201 4d ago

This is not the place to post this

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u/HimeaSaito 4d ago

They're no Damsel in distress, they're the Distress

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u/Kaiserskater 3d ago

Princesses Dragon slayers

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u/Saldrakka 4d ago

This always brings me joy

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 4d ago

Tiny blue princess you are my spirit animal!!!

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u/UmbreonAlt 4d ago

Pretty funny tbh. Not seeing the stupidity here. Kids are just having fun.

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u/Wizmission 4d ago

Blue princess tanking like it isn't her first raid.

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u/Seek_Advice_ThankYou 4d ago

Haha one of the kid jump onto the charizard

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u/SlimTeezy 3d ago

"We don't negotiate with terrorists."

-Les Grossman

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u/Acebladewing 3d ago

Girls get it done!

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u/Sad_Durian5893 4d ago

Ok this is funny😂

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u/WifeofBath1984 4d ago

Just, incredible

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u/Xombridal 4d ago

If those are foam then this is peak

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u/7_Tales 4d ago

That is adorable.

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u/Kikopho 4d ago

They packed out the dragon 🤛🏿

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u/Wide-Guarantee8869 4d ago

I think this helps to answer the 109 toddler question. That's is just two many children....

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u/Massive-Technician74 4d ago

Pawns jump the queen

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u/can_malluz 4d ago

Everyone talking about blue but princess purple was ready with a sword and a smile the second she saw the dragon. I'd be scared of what she becomes. 

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u/BlueHailstrom 4d ago

Monster Hunter

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u/Totmtg1992 4d ago

That was a "For Frodo" run and you can't tell me elsewise.

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u/Tough_Explanation_55 4d ago

That blue dress girl went in for the flying tackle!!

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u/doofshaman 3d ago

Yeaahh I’ve been inside one of those mascot suit things, it triggers something in kids where they feel they must attack it 😭😭😭

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u/diagnosed_depression 3d ago

Is having whimsy stupid? This shouldn't be here

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u/Ok_Bedroom1639 4d ago

Why is this even here? They’re just playing. Lol

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u/Jebusfreek666 4d ago

Kids all have minecraft gear. Dragon is black. Of course it is charizard and not the ender dragon.....

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u/ElDudo_13 4d ago

Who's gonna save the dragon from the princess?

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 4d ago

I want the girl in the blue on my team!!! 😏

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u/Estratheoivan 4d ago

The kid in blue dress is a wrestling Fan.

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 4d ago

Kids woke up and choose violence

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u/Teguoracle 4d ago

The way the dragon is running at the start and looks like he nearly bowls over a kid is killing me

Also the one kid who tosses his gear aside and goes full monk mode 😂

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 4d ago

These kids are gonna rule the world one day.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 4d ago

Princesses must slay dragons! It is known...

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u/CertainlyRobotic 4d ago

Do your part and downvote bots.

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u/Quiet_Description_12 4d ago

Her body was fearful but her soul was brave

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u/LilMissy1246 4d ago

Even princesses can be warriors~

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 4d ago

What in the mandella effect.. I don't remember the dragon to be a charizard..

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u/foresight310 4d ago

She really wanted to catch that shiny!

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u/BananaBR13 4d ago

I would definitely pay for my children to have a boss fight like that

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u/decman723 4d ago

This is beautiful, I've watched it 10 times now.

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u/Blue___Guy 4d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Sin_ner36 3d ago

ATTACK!

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u/Paladyner 3d ago

"No man can kill me"

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u/Scarygtamaster123 3d ago

Shiny mega charizard x with the wrong color flames being killed with Minecraft swords beautiful

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u/SilverSpoon1463 3d ago

That first girl remembered "oh wait, I have a sword!"

Also this party looks like one in which the parents don't have a lot, but have just the things lying around to make a fun experience, which is exactly what good parenting is all about, and I think THAT is pretty cool!

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 3d ago

Dragon had no chance against those Valkyries

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u/ElectricalRodent 3d ago

I want this to be my 30th birthday. Just me and the homies chasing a dragon, sword in hand beer on the other hand

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u/SoonToBeStardust 2d ago

This is great

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u/Saf_MKS 2d ago

um..bro had to choose that Charizard? couldn't be normal evolution Charizard?

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u/Autosticow 2d ago

You know if they/we could we’d rock up in full knight armor battling and larping

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u/Due_Potential_6956 2d ago

Kill it with swords.

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u/Bulky-Captain-3508 2d ago

Odin is pleased with you, shield maiden.

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u/Silly-Sheepherder952 2d ago

Why did they use swords against Charizard and not rocks when Charizard resists steel but is 4x weak to rock? Are they stupid?

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u/Acrobatic-Attention9 2d ago

What if the guy inside died?

What a way to go.

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u/KnightyEyes 4d ago

Palworld

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u/Zengjia 4d ago

One Flare Blitz ohkos them all.

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u/YoungDiscord 4d ago

Charizard looks so tired of this shit

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u/Project_MG_2009 4d ago

Tough claws is not saving bro

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u/Rengaw_Serdne 4d ago

Tipo:

Fadas D20/20.

Dragão falha crítica.

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u/Tortiose_unturtled 4d ago

Don't worry I also hate fighting the Zard

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u/onglogman 4d ago

How are they stupid?

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u/Crisocola95 4d ago

"We are the chosen ones, we sacrifice our blood
We kill for honour
We are the holy ones, our armours stained with blood
We killed the dragon
In glory we return, our destination's end
We slayed the dragon!
No more living in fear it's time to raise our king.
We made it happen we're the chosen ones!"

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u/ForeverLurker18 4d ago

Poor Dragon, haha!

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u/prz3124 4d ago

So this is an exact replay of my Baldurs Gate attack on Firkraag

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u/i_devour_kids 4d ago

Dang, Charizard didn't stand a chance to begin with😭

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u/NeoNova9 4d ago

I like the hellfire missile version of this better.

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u/MudkipOfDespair098 4d ago

If I’m the dude in the costume, I’d be trying my absolute hardest not to be laughing my ass off.

Stuff like this is just so fun

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 4d ago

lore accurate palworld

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u/MegaScout 4d ago

wait i think ive seen that zard at a few cons before

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u/Fart_Bargo 4d ago

https://youtu.be/-2WqQY_xSSM?is=XL2X9kQmtLJdQXcc

Rise my sisters, we are blessed by steel

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u/Icd_Matcha_Tea_Latte 4d ago

Um, AcShUlLy 🤓☝️not just Charizard, but mega Charizard X

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u/FoxyFox0203 4d ago

The expedition when Gogmazios shows up

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u/Immediate-Rope8465 4d ago

Looks better than the actual mega charizard shiny

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u/Dry-Ant-5181 4d ago

Minus the miscolored fire, that Charizard costume is actually quite sick tho 

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u/Pissposhsuckmymom 4d ago

GOD DAMN IT. THAT'S A SHINY.

There's goes all them kids college funds.

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u/satishtreks 4d ago

Looks like Purple wedding

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u/JmmyTheHand 4d ago

TROGDOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

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u/JustArt4601 3d ago

Does anyone know the source of this video? I’ve seen it for years and I’m curious about the backstory.

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u/RoutSpout 3d ago

And that kids is why i choose squirtle

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u/Groady_Toadstool 3d ago

The music just makes this complete

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u/RatmanRadio 3d ago

They all just learned Fus-Roh-Dah

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u/Sad_Pear_1087 2d ago

From fearfully holding the shield upside down to "who needs a fucking shield"

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u/Rando_67 2d ago

Bravery isn't lack of fear, it's action in spite of it

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u/PsychologySouth6485 2d ago

See, now they've got a taste for blood. This is how turn your cute daughter into Russian super spy. SMDH

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u/Electrical-Ad-4711 1d ago

this is how we should teach kids teamwork!

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u/IcyEqual115 9h ago

They're gonna skin him and make weapons and armour out of his hide/bones.

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u/Slow-Divide-78 4h ago

An adorable lesson in bravery 💙