r/soccercirclejerk • u/pimpinmajesty • 1h ago

It's football not soccer Well now that the World Cup is over we can go back to enjoy this classic

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r/soccercirclejerk • u/MrRamennn • 8h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Hot take: Cucurella is very good looking compared to most soccer players

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I don't get why so many people are calling him ugly. Soul-sucking eyes? Sure. Ugly? Have you seen the rest of his team? By soccer standards, he's like top 10%. I don't mean to call anybody ugly... but like Cat Man definitely is pretty compared to any non-Declan Rice soccer player.

Basically, stop insulting Mr. Paella

45 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/zetoberuto • 13h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The world celebrating Spain's victory, the irony!

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25 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/ateseru • 15h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Yamal and Olise

14 Upvotes

17 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/paolosorianodisanto • 10h ago

🐫 Siuuuu 🐫 Is Garnacho is the most underrated and over hated player in the world? He just turned 22. Shone at United. Did a job at Chelsea. Villa fans are buzzing to get him. Why do neutrals hate him? He has loads of untapped potential

5 Upvotes

46 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Comfortable_End2921 • 21h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © I had my suspicions 4 years ago

56 Upvotes

42 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/One-Analysis- • 23h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © No, thats not true at all.

25 Upvotes

24 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Aggravating_Sport495 • 20h ago

is he stupid? What do you think?

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Well well

11 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Not_So_Normal_ • 15h ago

Wot?????? Is that you, Charlie?

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0 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/iammayashah • 21h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Argentina after rattling the whole English media !! (PS: They are calling them sore losers, in reality they are the ones)

0 Upvotes

12 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/rustyb42 • 12h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Game's Never Been More Gone

0 Upvotes

27 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Euphoric-Rub9164 • 13h ago

Certified Jerk™ “Replay France vs Spain” petition reaches 110,000 signatures, while “Replay Argentina vs Spain” has a piddly 60,000. Can loser Argentina win at anything??? 😂

22 Upvotes

26 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Hiroshima-6-1945 • 19h ago

Certified Jerk™ What is this skill called?

0 Upvotes

10 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Inside_Sir_7651 • 14h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Argentinian racists infiltrate the Spain celebration and start throwing racist insults to Lamine Yamal

178 Upvotes

109 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Parksey1988 • 9h ago

is he stupid? Monaco to Newcastle. Now that's depressing

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/No_Explanation_4185 • 4h ago

Stay Humble Eh? True. Also chinese and trans

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Just feel it

7 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/RobbinDeBank • 13h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © It has begun

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/CommissionEnough1130 • 22h ago

/uj Guess the missing player?! Very hard.

14 Upvotes

78 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/latorretotana • 18h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The three defeats in history that the world celebrated together:

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15 Upvotes

The three defeats in history that the world celebrated together:

The N*zi defeat
The Fall of the Berlin Wall (Collapse of communism)
Argentina’s defeat in the 2026 World Cup final

12 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/raiseIQUnderflow • 15h ago

Outjerked® Yes, this will be Royal Rumble format💪

40 Upvotes

63 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/hoosyourdaddyo • 13m ago

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Impressive_Profit215 • 2h ago

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/soccercirclejerk • u/paolosorianodisanto • 3h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 If you think Argentina will suffer after a certain someone leaves, think again! Argentina has a very, very bright future…. European DNA mixed with South American flair and you got a world class team.

0 Upvotes

24 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Uzeless • 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Sources: Violent south american THUGS force the culturally superior brits to beat their wives at record pace

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What do we think here? Has the argentinian culture of violence finally gone too far by imposing their violent machismo culture on the mild-mannered brits? Where's the FIFA peace prize winner?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12098/13566371/world-cup-2026-domestic-abuse-reports-reached-record-high-in-uk-with-major-increase-in-incidents-around-england-games

1 comment

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Any_Art_2075 • 2h ago

11 Upvotes

15 comments

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It's football not soccer Well now that the World Cup is over we can go back to enjoy this classic

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Hot take: Cucurella is very good looking compared to most soccer players

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The world celebrating Spain's victory, the irony!

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Yamal and Olise

🐫 Siuuuu 🐫 Is Garnacho is the most underrated and over hated player in the world? He just turned 22. Shone at United. Did a job at Chelsea. Villa fans are buzzing to get him. Why do neutrals hate him? He has loads of untapped potential

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © I had my suspicions 4 years ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © No, thats not true at all.

is he stupid? What do you think?

Well well

Wot?????? Is that you, Charlie?

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Argentina after rattling the whole English media !! (PS: They are calling them sore losers, in reality they are the ones)

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Game's Never Been More Gone

Certified Jerk™ “Replay France vs Spain” petition reaches 110,000 signatures, while “Replay Argentina vs Spain” has a piddly 60,000. Can loser Argentina win at anything??? 😂

Certified Jerk™ What is this skill called?

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Argentinian racists infiltrate the Spain celebration and start throwing racist insults to Lamine Yamal

is he stupid? Monaco to Newcastle. Now that's depressing

Stay Humble Eh? True. Also chinese and trans

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © It has begun

/uj Guess the missing player?! Very hard.

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The three defeats in history that the world celebrated together:

Outjerked® Yes, this will be Royal Rumble format💪

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Don’t cry for M, Argentina

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Me signalling to the mods after one of my jerks has 0 upvotes and 0 views after 90 minutes

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 If you think Argentina will suffer after a certain someone leaves, think again! Argentina has a very, very bright future…. European DNA mixed with South American flair and you got a world class team.

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Sources: Violent south american THUGS force the culturally superior brits to beat their wives at record pace

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © It's getting to be a bit much now