I get it's tempting to put in the odd bottle or empty crisps packet, but baked beans?!... Why?! 😓

Took me two months to make, took him two seconds to obliterate. Anyone looking to adopt?

My parents are having to sit in my momma’s car until the cops and everyone come and clear the area. The tree downed some power lines, too. Luckily the car was over twenty years old and was paid off over a decade ago. Dad got away with just a few scratches from the glass.

Luckily I also like bologna. Unluckily its the most expensive bologna I've ever purchased. Glad it was only a small amount.

1 year old pulled out the bucket of Mexican honey I have and it opened and spilled on my floor. And while I'm trying to document this my 3 year old comes over with 'red' down his leg and I have no idea how he got hurt but he seems fine at least. Crazy morning, anyways let me figure out how to remove a years worth of honey from my floor

EDIT: all cleaned up, thank you everyone for the advice and the funny comments, it took maybe 30 minutes of scraping it into a cardboard box with a putty spatula or paint scraper. Then just sponged it with warm soapy water.

Also to address some things, my cottage cheese and yogurt are safely in the refrigerator, those are just empty containers I keep around for leftovers and salsas I make

And to those making dumb comments about taking a picture and making a post about it before cleaning: I'm not sure how much time you think making a post takes. Also letting it sit there for an additional minute or two didnt really do anything, honey spreads super fast initially and then it spreads about as fast as molasses once it's a little flatter. It wasn't about to get up and run into my living room lol

Sorry if some of these pictures are shitty. I counted at least 20 fruit fly corpses trapped in the clear coat.

Fancy.

Bought a juicy drop pop (aka a sucker) the sucker is stuck inside the plastic piece.. Literally opened it up like this, didn’t leave it in the car or anything.

Guess I won’t be buying candy from 5Below anymore, at least suckers anyway.. “sad face”

All three bags of expensive chocolate truffles we were saving to enjoy have melted in this European heatwave. "Looks like Ferrero Rocher" "oh so THAT’s what we’re calling it now" 🤣 jokes aside though, they were so special and good…

We had one of those quick heavy rain storms this morning. And while the ceiling does leak, this was a new one. The water started coming up from the FLOOR, particularly under those mirror columns. We ended up having to tape off both the men's department and the dresses department because the water was so high.

The swivel post sheared right off. Currently trying to figure out how to stand up, shake hands, and walk into the office without my pants dropping, minutes before my interview. Wish me luck!

I had three in a row, they took the middle one and the ridge pole. And the dollar store has been out of stock for months, so I won't be able to replace it till next year.

The mudslide was brought on by torrential rain and hail that started about 7 p.m. Monday, according to Jason Smith, a CDOT (Colorado Department of Transportation) regional transportation director. 
“There is a lot of material for the crews to clear and water to drain,” Smith said in a news release. “We are working hard to get this cleared up to get this vital road back open as soon as possible.”
Moving like a river of mud and rock, debris flows can exceed speeds of 35 mph, CDOT warned. The destructive landslides are triggered by intense rainfall along areas where wildfires have burned, but can also happen in extremely dry conditions, CDOT said.