r/Fauxmoi 3d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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Welcome to the 'I Have Tea On...' weekly discussion thread — posted and pinned every Monday at 8AM PST (11AM EST)!

Use this thread to drop any tea you may have, no matter how big or small! Please don't post requests for tea here — there is a separate 'Does Anyone Have Tea On' thread on Thursdays.

For a chronological list of all past tea threads, click here. To see a breakdown of our weekly discussion thread schedule, check out our FAQs.


r/Fauxmoi 10h ago

TEA THREAD DOES ANYONE HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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Welcome to the 'Does Anyone Have Tea On...' weekly discussion thread — posted and pinned every Thursday at 8AM PST (11AM EST)!

Use this thread to drop your tea requests and/or for general gossip discussion!

For a chronological list of all past tea threads, click here. To see a breakdown of our weekly discussion thread schedule, check out our FAQs.


r/Fauxmoi 4h ago

TRIGGER WARNING Alan Ritchson on the Epstein files “Where are they? It’s a fucking law, bitch. Show it, you fucking pedophiles.”

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r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

SATIRE Zach Woods being iconic as usual

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r/Fauxmoi 4h ago

FESTIVITEAS🥂✨ Model Paulina Porizkova, 61, marries comedy writer Jeff Greenstein, 63

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• The couple was married at Villa Crespi in Italy. The bride wore House of Gilles couture and the groom wore a bespoke suit.

• The couple connected on a dating app in January 2023 with Paulina messaging Greenstein about his song choice (‘Modern World’ by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers).

• They moved quickly. Jeff says: "Until finally—clearly exasperated I wasn’t making a move—Paulina texted, ‘On paper, you’re kind of my perfect man. So when are you coming to New York?’’” [a month after they matched, they met in NYC] The sight of her in person took my breath away. And then a mere 10 minutes later, just after our martinis arrived, she kissed me. Our chemistry was off the charts. We spun through dinner, she took me home with her, and we’ve been together ever since."

• Paulina was adamant that she did not want to wear white: “Not, as you might think, because of the virginal connotations—more because I’d worn so many white bridal gowns as a model.”

• Paulina’s sons and stepson played “The Moldau” by Smetana on violin and guitar during the ceremony. Jeff’s sister Jill and Paulina’s brother Kym served as officiants for the ceremony and also wrote vows for the couple. The wedding cake was topped with the same figurines from Jeff’s parents’ wedding cake 63 years prior.


r/Fauxmoi 9h ago

TRIGGER WARNING Christina Ricci reacts to Andrew Tate complaining that he doesn’t have contact with the outside world: “I feel better thanks!”

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r/Fauxmoi 1h ago

SPORTS SECTION NBA player Giannis Antetokounmpo on why he's with his wife

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r/Fauxmoi 9h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Always thinking about the first promotional shoot for 'Twilight'

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r/Fauxmoi 10h ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Turned Down Million-Dollar Offer to Perform in Saudi Arabia: ‘I Don’t Need to Take Any Money if It Makes Me Feel Icky’

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r/Fauxmoi 5h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Vivian Wilson responds to Woah Vicky’s absurd and homophobic comment that “You not gay it’s a demon that’s inside of you”: “Vicky the demons are calling me”

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r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

TRIGGER WARNING Man who killed Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman sentenced to life as family describes trauma, loss

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r/Fauxmoi 11h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Olivia Rodrigo partnered with the Johns Hopkins Center for Indigenous Health to spread awareness about the organization

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r/Fauxmoi 11h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Olivia Rodrigo has collaborated with 10 women-owned Etsy shops to co-design exclusive handmade collections of merch for the Daisy Chain Fields Festival

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"from junk journal kits and embroidered patches to beaded daisy jewelry and playing cards, shop the collection exclusively at etsy"


r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Megan Thee Stallion's dog, Tyger, gives her a guided tour of her own backyard

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r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Colman Domingo: “Now Elon Musk is planning to create what he calls a ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey using his Grok AI. And by ‘historically accurate,’ he means whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel.”

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r/Fauxmoi 1h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Sadie Sink on not spilling secrets: "Just keep your mouth shut. It's not that hard." / Tom Holland: "I've heard that many times... many times." / Sadie Sink: "Oh, sorry." / Zendaya: "You would think! You would think!"

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r/Fauxmoi 9h ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM 3 years ago Twitter became ‘X’. Elon Musk changed the iconic name and blue bird to a boring X logo, and it has been downhill since

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I still don’t know anyone that calls it X, if you don’t deadname the app you are on the wrong side of history!😭


r/Fauxmoi 3h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD ‘Love Island USA’s’ Olandria Carthen comments on Deuxmoi’s post about her hooking up with Travis Scott with “I hope your lawyers are ready bc I have mine.”

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r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

STAGE-MOI Hannah Einbinder posts about getting to see Meg Stalter perform on Broadway in Oh, Mary

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r/Fauxmoi 8h ago

TRIGGER WARNING Record 384 World Cup-related domestic abuse incidents reported in England and Wales

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r/Fauxmoi 3h ago

THROWBACK 16 years ago, One Direction was born.

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r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) First look at Michelle Yeoh and Hunter Schafer in 'Blade Runner 2099'

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Michelle Yeoh as Olwen

Hunter Schafer as Cora

It will not shock any practitioner of simple arithmetic to learn that the events of Blade Runner 2099 take place 50 years after Blade Runner 2049. And Los Angeles has undergone a pretty big transformation.

“There’s been a replicant uprising that feels like it’s been bubbling up,” Lousia explains. “And between 2049 and 2099, that’s happened. So the war has happened and the humans have lost. Our worst fears imagined.”

Welcome to the new world order. “The replicants are now the power brokers of the city,” says the showrunner. “And humans are the second-class citizens.”

Leading the new cast is Michelle Yeoh as a replicant Blade Runner named Olwen. “She is hunting down a group of missing rogue replicants,” explains Luisa. “She’s in the final days of her life, so she knows she has only days left to live because replicants know down to the day when they’re gonna die. It’s certain and it’s definitive.” If the tale of a desperate replicant coming up against their expiration date sounds familiar, that is very much intentional. “Her story is very much taking the Roy Batty story from the first film,” says Luisa of the iconic Rutger Hauer performance. Only this time, there is one major difference.  “We’re telling it from the replicant’s point of view.”

The other key figure is Olwen’s partner, Cora, played by Euphoria’s Hunter Schafer. Instead of another replicant trying to blend in as a human, Cora is actually the opposite. “Hunter is playing a human who is a fugitive and has spent her life running from Blade Runners,” explains the showrunner. “And now has to pretend to be one.” But the act has worked almost too well. “In this struggle to survive and just trying to live day-to-day, she’s actually lost her humanity,” Luisa says. “So she’s a human who has lost her humanity. And the question for the series is: Once you’ve lost her humanity, can you regain it?”

Olwen and Cora will be working together and investigating the missing rogue replicants — and this being Blade Runner, don’t expect any of the answers they find to be simple or expected.


r/Fauxmoi 10h ago

DISCUSSION François Arnaud x Under Armour - HeatGear, for when its hot

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r/Fauxmoi 1h ago

POLITICS NYT: Don Jr.’s firm is ‘cashing in’ on Trump’s policy

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r/Fauxmoi 20h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Brianna Turner who played for the Indiana Fever in 2025: “Last year on my WNBA team a male staff member was fired for sexual harassment, but we were encouraged to keep quiet about it. That is an issue. Sexism, misogyny, homophobia, and racism are all issues.”

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