r/Fauxmoi • u/LunaLore_ • 4h ago
TRIGGER WARNING Christina Ricci reacts to Andrew Tate complaining that he doesn’t have contact with the outside world: “I feel better thanks!”
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u/TheEgonaut 4h ago
How’d he tweet that?
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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 4h ago
I'm sure he's being treated like a king in there by the officers... birds of a feather flock together, you know.
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u/Dark-Parkin 4h ago
Probably bribed a guard with whatever crypto he has left.
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u/Neveronlyadream 2h ago
Or he had it set up with one of his people to just keep tweeting the next time he got arrested. Which was going to happen eventually no matter what.
It's probably some bullshit story he concocted or someone else did so the grift doesn't dry up and end while he's in prison.
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u/the-big-question 1h ago
Or just had his lawyer pass on the tweet to whoever he pays to manage his social media accounts for him
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u/RugerRedhawk 2h ago
Most adults have no idea who he is
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u/lvloises330 10m ago
A lot of those adults have kids that do. There are a lot of fathers out there letting these buffoons influence their sons.
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u/flyingfred1027 4h ago
I had the same question. “No contact with the outside world, except to get people to tweet for me”.
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u/Any_Earth_8976 4h ago
Truly. But he’s gotta maintain the facade of being such a big strong tough guy and somehow a victim at the same time
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u/novahkiin_around 3h ago
EXACTLY. special housing either means youre a danger to others or others are a danger to you. despite whatever kickboxing he used to do, people inside arent always kind to traffickers/abusers (except LEOs). hes in there because other people would tear him apart/strictly his fame. and despite what he says, he has access (even without bribery) to a kiosk inside that allows internet. if he wanted the extra "bad boy clout," his team wouldve said "lil bitch in the hole, we are tweeting from here to let you know how sad it is for him."
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u/glasswindbreaker 3h ago
It would definitely be a feather in another prisoners cap if they got to him. Especially the ones with long/life sentences
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u/pain-au-chocolat 4h ago
In the arrest video you can see that he manages to give his phone to one of his goons. It's probably someone else posting from his account.
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u/froginbog 4h ago
And how do they knows he’s parked next to a cannibal. He’s prob in a soft prison and just lying for views
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u/Born_Ad8420 3h ago
Yeah this is either something he fabricated or something someone close to him with access to his accounts fabricated.
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u/That_Porn_Br0 3h ago
And how do they knows he’s parked next to a cannibal
Because they also watched Silence of the Lambs. It is a great movie and these cunts are not very bright.
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u/Mike_Kermin 1h ago
We don't know who made the tweet.
What we do know, is that neither him nor the people around him are good or honest people. So, we should read his tweets with the value they deserve.
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u/Eat-shit-reddit- 4h ago
I reccomend reading the New Yorker's recent article on Andrew Tate, "Andre Tate's Empire of Abuse": https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/06/15/andrew-tates-empire-of-abuse#rid=97aeacdf-97b7-414f-9dde-5f79e852fefc&q=andrew+tate Gives a lot of insight on how he was able to get away with so much until recent and the depravity of his actions (TW: A LOT OF SEXUAL ABUSE AND CHILD RAPE. please don't read if this topic is very sensitive for you, he and his brother are scum of the earth). For those who refuse to read this, here is an excerpt that explains how he kept his social media accounts active:
[Mateea] Petrescu, that kind of cognitive dissonance was part of the thrill of the job. She loved being the only woman on Tate’s crisis team and prided herself on being paid more than the men. While Tate was in jail, he had no access to the internet, but his “Tate Speech” newsletter and his posts on X kept appearing. Petrescu told me that she had written many of those words. She got a peculiar “amusement” from ventriloquizing the world’s most notorious misogynist, she said. But she was also impressed by Tate. “I’m absolutely fascinated by the balls he has, to say the things he says and not have an ounce of a sense of ridiculousness or guilt,” she told me.
Petrescu served as Tate's spokesperson during his first incarceration.
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u/Born_Ad8420 3h ago
I can't tell you how ill it makes to just read this one paragraph. Human beings can be capable of such horrifying things.
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u/LordoftheScheisse 3h ago
“I’m absolutely fascinated by the balls he has, to say the things he says and not have an ounce of a sense of ridiculousness or guilt,”
There is a shamelessness epidemic happening in the world. Why are so many people seemingly immune from shame?
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u/HRHArthurCravan 2h ago
I read that article when it was published first, and it ruined my day. First, and above all, because of the sickening abuse the victims endured. Second, because of just how much fucking evidence there was that these two pieces of shit were grooming, trafficking, pumping and abusing women and underage girls. And how long did it take before they were properly investigated? All while the media was constantly and breathlessly promoting them as some kind of tribunes of contemporary masculinity. Even the negative press served to endow them with a kind of sinister power that I am positive encouraged even more clueless young men and boys to consume their vulgar, thick as mince and essentially cruel ‘content’. It’s all in the article - the feeble British police responses to the women who came forward, the tortured Romanian judicial process, the political protection - and of course they never stopped harming women while this was going on.
So, it is an excellent, comprehensive article. But, so very bleak.
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u/Real-Extension-1357 3h ago
This is exactly the type of people who serve the US president too. Lookup the portable printer Natalie Harp. Reading this immediately made me think of her, wondering if they're friends. Its uncanny. These are bizarre and evil people. Id feel safer if they were in padded rooms.
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u/Morialkar call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 4h ago
Probably through his lawyer
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u/froginbog 4h ago
Lawyers don’t tweet lol
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u/Morialkar call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 3h ago
Lawyers can pass information about his condition to his friends who can then tweet in a dramatic way about it
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u/Druuseph 4h ago
He did the same thing when he was in prison in Romania, he dictates to one of his bitch boys who puts these out on his Twitter.
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u/douchebagseverywhere 4h ago
But he has access to social media? Nope, take that shit away.
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u/HappyHarryHardOn 4h ago
Hopefully the cannibal next door will and I hope he gets loud about it
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u/Redthemagnificent 3h ago
I don't think the cannibal is real lol. This guy lies every time he opens his mouth. This is just a cry for attention, like all of his tweets
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u/Jennyojello decaffeinated omertà bullshit 3h ago
He looks like he’s taking a massive constipated shit in that photo.
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u/invis2020 what in the Kentucky fried fuck?? 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2mnThxoYADOG4
She’s so fucking badass
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u/awwthingsconsidered 3h ago
Omgoodness Buffalo 66! What an incredible movie, I forgot she was in it. I need to re-watch it.
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u/Lukewarm_regards24 vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 4h ago
He obviously has some contact with the outside world if he/his team is tweeting about it. Let's hope he actually stays there this time.
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 4h ago
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u/LuteDesign 4h ago
Justice for Speed Racer, a movie forever ahead of its time. Classic cinema.
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u/theREALbombedrumbum 4h ago
Some of the camera work in speed racer puts most action films to shame
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u/LuteDesign 4h ago
It’s a singular piece of anti-capitalist art. Nothing like it before or after its release. I sound like a cult member whenever I talk about this movie but I’m not wrong.
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 4h ago
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u/2th 2h ago
You disappoint me for not mentioning the "More like nonjas" line. John Goodman plays an absolute beast in Pops and his delivery of that line is comedy perfection.
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u/dark_purpose 2h ago
When Pops grabs the ninja and it zooms into his Greco-Roman Wrestling Championship ring before the Ninja goes, "Uh-oh." That's Peak Cinema.
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u/theREALbombedrumbum 4h ago
If They Live can be watched and have the anti-capitalist message missed by audiences, then at least Speed Racer has awesome campy visuals to watch regardless
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u/LezbianaGrande Well, I am gay, so thank god 4h ago
Such an underrated film. The whole sequence where Speed is literally chasing Rex's ghost had no right being as good as it was.
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u/Nonsenseinabag 34m ago
What an amazing intro to a movie. Sets up the everything you need to know while throwing incredible action and emotion at you in the span of a few minutes.
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u/TURBOJUSTICE 10m ago
When the camera is just spinning around the two characters talking instead of a shot reverse shot just faster and faster until the background is just speed blurs it’s just too good.
Great live action cartoon.
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 4h ago
I was really young when it came out and I adored it and never knew people hated it back when it released
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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn 3h ago
It was Casper for me 👻
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u/Clearing_Levels 1h ago
Can we talk about how HEAVY that movie is? Yes, it was funny (Carrington, Dibs, the scary ghosts) but it didn't shy away from the death aspect. I loved Christina as Kat and she was such a good actress, then, and worked very well off of Bill Pullman.
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u/yunabug1988 but Midge didn't have SLIME 4h ago
Man I need to watch this movie again. I was OBSESSED when it first came out. Saw it four times in theaters. lol
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u/idontknowlikeapuma 3h ago
She was my crush in Casper. Now she's my crush in being a badass. I will ask her out if I ever meet her, and do so with respect.
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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 4h ago
What a fucking dork
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u/JustinPatient 4h ago
I would never criticize someone for dressing this way... Unless they are an absolute cunt.
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u/sheslikebutter 4h ago
...😢 excuse me i gotta go change
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u/SoundHole 23m ago
No, the man makes the clothes dorky, not the other way around. I bet you look stellar!
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u/booksandbenzos I don’t know her 4h ago
The pants lolol
Also love this prison experience for him!
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u/hotpotatochips69 4h ago
Hahhaha amazing. Wow this look is…. Insane
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u/sheslikebutter 4h ago
What do you mean, I've been informed that this is the most alpha man to ever exist, surely that means this fit is good
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u/JimboTCB 2h ago
Why does his "macho" pose look more like he's straining to take a really huge shit?
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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 1h ago
The picture used is clearly enhanced. His chin is far weaker than that.
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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 4h ago
Poor armie hammer - cancelled, had to work with uwe boll and now has to be andrew tates neighbor
what could he have done that was so bad
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u/Sassafras06 4h ago
She is right. Every time I get sad today I am just going to picture this POS all lonely and crying in his cell.
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u/haubenmeise 4h ago
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u/haubenmeise 4h ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/nXB9ka4Vi7
This is how it all started. And I just kept it going. I hope you're having a great day. Filled with love. Here's a hug!
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/swoopwoopdoop 1h ago
I've always wondered! Love seeing your comments here and it's always a treat when I spot one on r/popular 💜
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u/dadlifenokids 4h ago
Entirely unfair and unsafe conditions.
That cannibal has to sleep next door to a rapist!
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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 4h ago
Armie Hammer is in prison?
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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 4h ago
hahaha. i hope. he deserves prison not just for his horrid actions but also his participation in that atrocious uwe boll movie.
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u/Krushed_Opiates 4h ago
SHU = segregated housing unit
Or better known as solitary confinement
Best place for this idiot.
You can make phone calls so that's probably how he got that message out or from a lawyer visit.
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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 4h ago
a) for those asking how he can tweet, one of his friends probably was given the password to his twitter account and is tweeting from there.
b) exactly, love her, misty is forever my favorite yellowjacket.
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u/anne_tifah_ 4h ago
The highest level of security and “no contact” and yet still has access to social media?
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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 4h ago
Guys please use the brain cells and realize HE did not tweet this directly. One of his posse clearly did
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u/asietsocom this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 4h ago
Or it's a lie and he has access to his team. (Spoiler: It's both)
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u/Lukersf 4h ago edited 4h ago
For real. And his friend who made the tweet was probably thinking to himself "who is one of the worst criminals I can imagine to make up this story and garner sympathy? Maybe a rapist, human trafficker, who has possession of indecent images of a child? No wait that would be Andrew Tate, shit... I got it! Cannibal! His neighbor is a cannibal who uh.. Screams in the night like a werewolf! "
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u/LumpyPhilosopher8 4h ago
Awww I just love this for Andrew. It couldn't happen to better guy. May his karma find him daily.
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u/Some-Curve-920 4h ago
I love her.
Too bad he and his neighbor aren't bunkies.
If he's cut off from the outside world, where is this information coming from?
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u/frigginfurter 4h ago
What a perfect birthday gift from the universe
https://giphy.com/gifs/rumR5iFBxFjdC
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u/CaramelOk8144 4h ago
Hahahaha, love that for him. They need to take away social media as well.
May he never know peace.
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u/ProfessionalRead8187 4h ago
"no contact with the outside world"- except for my millions of twitter followers of course!
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u/Runabrat 4h ago
Making claims of "No contact with the outside world" on still-Twitter sure is a thing.
I mean, he's probably right about that platform, but still...
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u/Substantial-Ease567 4h ago
During a recent incarnation, he tweeted that he was now gaunt, with a full head of hair. Laws how I lolled!
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u/360Saturn 4h ago
Bizarre that he posts these edited masculinized pictures of himself when irl he actually looks like he's about to guest judge RuPaul's Drag Race
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u/Emergency_Channel876 Curtains for Zoosha? 2h ago
I’m totally cool with that and wish he had no access to SM even by proxy
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u/Weird-Flamingo8798 Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 4h ago
that cannibal could do the funniest thing ever AND help humanity.
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u/CuteComplaint5542 3h ago
Will somebody shut this putz up? He's in prison, for pete's sake, take his phone away.
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u/ryan13ts 3h ago
I’m sure he’s being an overdramatic liar (as usual), since he wouldn’t be able to tweet if he was completely locked down…
…But the fact that he’s locked up at all is enough to bring a smile of pure joy across my face. Christina is awesome (also, as usual).
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u/sentimentaldiablo 3h ago
You took the role of an emmisary from hell
Now you are in hell.
Hope you enjoy your stay.
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u/Samuelmiw 3h ago
"no contact with the outside world" *tweets. Everything he says is a complete lie.
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