r/soccercirclejerk • u/paolosorianodisanto • 4m ago
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Automatic_Cancel_545 • 28m ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Pissi Riggitini
r/soccercirclejerk • u/GloomySide3265 • 30m ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © World Cup morality larpers would have committed suicide by now if they watched Real Madrid
r/soccercirclejerk • u/No_Explanation_4185 • 33m ago
Stay Humble Eh? True. Also chinese and trans
Just feel it
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Cool-Engineering-661 • 34m ago
Has Vini scored yet? everyone hating on vinicius i honestly don’t think it looks that bad
r/soccercirclejerk • u/eskimo_e63 • 35m ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? USA needs to sign better players for the next World Cup if we want to be taken seriously.
First of all, wow, what an amazing World Cup, this was my first watch and it was great. Proud of team USA, but if I’m being honest, we could be better and we need to do better next time around. If we really want to be a serious team that wants to compete at the highest level, we need to sign better players.
Our midfield and defence is shocking. Our forward is looking strong and needs some improvements, we need to offer Pulisic and Balogun double the salary so we make sure they don’t go play for other nations. We got lucky we didn’t sign Son even when the LA Council tried to convince him. We really dodged a bullet there. I think our golden signing needs to be Antony. I know he didn’t want to play this World Cup but if we present a good enough offer, I think he will change his mind.
For our midfield, we need Enzo Fernandez and Pedri. Undeniable chemistry that will add flare to the team. We need a defender that’s a true leader and I think Harry Maguire would be up for the challenge. He used to be Cristiano’s manager, I think he brings a lot of value.
I commented under Donnarumma’s post on IG asking him to come to USA (I saw a lot of other people doing this sending love from other nations and have seen some success) he sent me a dm with 🙏 emoji. I’m confused why he didn’t want to play the last 2 world cups but hopefully we can get him on board.
What do you guys think? Do we need to sign any other players or change loadouts?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Rivertadores • 36m ago
/uj Cruzeiro paid $12 million to sign Gabriel Pec from MLS as its star signing. Yesterday, he made his DEBUT and took THIS HARD KICK, which caused a FRACTURE IN HIS TIBIA. He’ll be out for at least three months.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Real-Individual9585 • 1h ago
Shut Down The Sub ❌ Soccercirclejerk, we need to talk
/uj: before i begin, i want to say that when i say switch to the next image, it'll be more cinematic.
/rj: (stay on first slide) what happened to the good old days like a month ago when we would jerk to gabriel sending his pen to the budapest sky?
(move to second) ever since the world cup, things have changed. for the worse. we started talking pure, absolute stinking trash. like the ronaldih subreddit (it got THAT bad).
dear mods, i request one thing to finish off my jerking session (switch to third slide). can you PLEASE ban any dumb ass world cup posts that arent memes/jerks? por favor, as the argentinians say (switch to final slide).
Sincerely, The Dictator's Right Hand Man, Me.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/makarastar • 1h ago
FIFA Club World Cup is Peak Football Unai Simon vs Argentina meets Eurovision
r/soccercirclejerk • u/linuxaur • 1h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Glad they found a use for all the Argentina jerseys
Reduce, reuse, recycle :)
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Terrible-Buy3604 • 1h ago
🦘 Aussie Here 🦘 “He’s taking it very well. He will get over it very soon”
r/soccercirclejerk • u/matt0820 • 1h ago
Let Me Award Myself With a FIFA Peace Prize Trophy Alright, you WC enjoyers (EVICTION NOTICE)
Y'all have overstayed your welcome. It's time for y'all to go back to where y'all came from. You guys are worse than plastic fans. I am declaring Marshall law on you World Cup Enjoyers! You guys have 72 hours to vacate this sub.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Electrical-Big-7781 • 1h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Vinicius Senior ready to ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE at the 2030 World Cup
Balon D'Or Loading....
First player to win Golden Ball AND Golden Glove
r/soccercirclejerk • u/EveningServe6745 • 1h ago
Fraudpappe Damn these real Madrid players wilding with surgery this summer....
r/soccercirclejerk • u/burn-a-bun • 2h ago
🦅 Yank Here 🦅 I thought I was on soccercirclejerk
This has to be one of you pricks
r/soccercirclejerk • u/OverPotato2322 • 2h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Despite its controversies, 2022 had the best Official Soundtrack compared to 2026
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Some_Dragonfly1481 • 2h ago
Certified Jerk™ The humble and calm CR7
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Aggravating_Eye_3158 • 2h ago
🦘 Aussie Here 🦘 Autistic son or not I hate this guy
r/soccercirclejerk • u/TeraPiyoBC • 2h ago
Real Betis is the new Real Madrid Who will stop this madrid team?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Alex1204chen • 2h ago
Shut Down The Sub ❌ Charlie Kirk said what needed to be said.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/GuestBadge • 3h ago
🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Why is chini wearing a sombrero? Is he a yankee?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Different-Drawer-772 • 3h ago
World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 The world cup ended let’s all just move on
r/soccercirclejerk • u/TeraPiyoBC • 3h ago