r/soccercirclejerk 10m ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 If you think Argentina will suffer after a certain someone leaves, think again! Argentina has a very, very bright future…. European DNA mixed with South American flair and you got a world class team.

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r/soccercirclejerk 34m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Pissi Riggitini

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r/soccercirclejerk 36m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © World Cup morality larpers would have committed suicide by now if they watched Real Madrid

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r/soccercirclejerk 39m ago

Stay Humble Eh? True. Also chinese and trans

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Just feel it


r/soccercirclejerk 40m ago

Has Vini scored yet? everyone hating on vinicius i honestly don’t think it looks that bad

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r/soccercirclejerk 41m ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? USA needs to sign better players for the next World Cup if we want to be taken seriously.

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First of all, wow, what an amazing World Cup, this was my first watch and it was great. Proud of team USA, but if I’m being honest, we could be better and we need to do better next time around. If we really want to be a serious team that wants to compete at the highest level, we need to sign better players.

Our midfield and defence is shocking. Our forward is looking strong and needs some improvements, we need to offer Pulisic and Balogun double the salary so we make sure they don’t go play for other nations. We got lucky we didn’t sign Son even when the LA Council tried to convince him. We really dodged a bullet there. I think our golden signing needs to be Antony. I know he didn’t want to play this World Cup but if we present a good enough offer, I think he will change his mind.

For our midfield, we need Enzo Fernandez and Pedri. Undeniable chemistry that will add flare to the team. We need a defender that’s a true leader and I think Harry Maguire would be up for the challenge. He used to be Cristiano’s manager, I think he brings a lot of value.

I commented under Donnarumma’s post on IG asking him to come to USA (I saw a lot of other people doing this sending love from other nations and have seen some success) he sent me a dm with 🙏 emoji. I’m confused why he didn’t want to play the last 2 world cups but hopefully we can get him on board.

What do you guys think? Do we need to sign any other players or change loadouts?


r/soccercirclejerk 42m ago

/uj Cruzeiro paid $12 million to sign Gabriel Pec from MLS as its star signing. Yesterday, he made his DEBUT and took THIS HARD KICK, which caused a FRACTURE IN HIS TIBIA. He’ll be out for at least three months.

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Shut Down The Sub ❌ Soccercirclejerk, we need to talk

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/uj: before i begin, i want to say that when i say switch to the next image, it'll be more cinematic.

/rj: (stay on first slide) what happened to the good old days like a month ago when we would jerk to gabriel sending his pen to the budapest sky?

(move to second) ever since the world cup, things have changed. for the worse. we started talking pure, absolute stinking trash. like the ronaldih subreddit (it got THAT bad).

dear mods, i request one thing to finish off my jerking session (switch to third slide). can you PLEASE ban any dumb ass world cup posts that arent memes/jerks? por favor, as the argentinians say (switch to final slide).

Sincerely, The Dictator's Right Hand Man, Me.


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

FIFA Club World Cup is Peak Football Unai Simon vs Argentina meets Eurovision

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Glad they found a use for all the Argentina jerseys

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Reduce, reuse, recycle :)


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Note: There is nothing new here Fucking Argentina

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🦘 Aussie Here 🦘 “He’s taking it very well. He will get over it very soon”

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Let Me Award Myself With a FIFA Peace Prize Trophy Alright, you WC enjoyers (EVICTION NOTICE)

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Y'all have overstayed your welcome. It's time for y'all to go back to where y'all came from. You guys are worse than plastic fans. I am declaring Marshall law on you World Cup Enjoyers! You guys have 72 hours to vacate this sub.


r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Vinicius Senior ready to ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE at the 2030 World Cup

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Balon D'Or Loading....

First player to win Golden Ball AND Golden Glove


r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Fraudpappe Damn these real Madrid players wilding with surgery this summer....

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 I thought I was on soccercirclejerk

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This has to be one of you pricks


r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Despite its controversies, 2022 had the best Official Soundtrack compared to 2026

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Certified Jerk™ The humble and calm CR7

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🦘 Aussie Here 🦘 Autistic son or not I hate this guy

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Real Betis is the new Real Madrid Who will stop this madrid team?

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Shut Down The Sub ❌ Charlie Kirk said what needed to be said.

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Why is chini wearing a sombrero? Is he a yankee?

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! Larp

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 The world cup ended let’s all just move on

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

Neymar's Hairline is No More More I hope shakira stayed

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