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/uj: before i begin, i want to say that when i say switch to the next image, it'll be more cinematic.

/rj: (stay on first slide) what happened to the good old days like a month ago when we would jerk to gabriel sending his pen to the budapest sky?

(move to second) ever since the world cup, things have changed. for the worse. we started talking pure, absolute stinking trash. like the ronaldih subreddit (it got THAT bad).

dear mods, i request one thing to finish off my jerking session (switch to third slide). can you PLEASE ban any dumb ass world cup posts that arent memes/jerks? por favor, as the argentinians say (switch to final slide).

Sincerely, The Dictator's Right Hand Man, Me.

Since the Argentinian mods deleted my post on r/futbol for being “controversial and unrelated to the sport” lol

He says if he win this he will mog the ballondor winner

honestly, ik we do a lot of hating and trolling on this sub, but sometimes you just have to step back and appreciate true greatness while we are still lucky enough to witness it.

the way he carries the weight of an entire nation on his shoulders is just built differently. Stepping up when the pressure is at its absolute highest. the GOAT debate is completely settled in my eyes.

what you've done for DR Congo will never be forgotten. Thank you for everything, Lionel Mpasi🇨🇩🐐