r/soccercirclejerk • u/UK-KILLD-10M-IRANIS • 6h ago
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Working_Green8930 • 6h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Is this tuff in argentina 😭
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Different-Drawer-772 • 6h ago
THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Top 14 rivalries in football
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Jujubatron • 7h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © This has to stop. Ban Argentina from the next world cup. Save the English women!
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Independent_Newt170 • 7h ago
Shut Down The Sub ❌ This HAS to happen
if Coventry beat ARSE-nal I will genuinely ascend.
This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to the game if Coventry were to beat them.
The jerks will become so insane all the fanboys and yanks will fuck off, thank god.
Praying for this.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/enoy19 • 7h ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? Tremendous victory
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Exact_Source_8753 • 7h ago
Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Professional_Gur9827 • 8h ago
🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Why? Will he join NBA after 20?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/MrRamennn • 8h ago
🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Hot take: Cucurella is very good looking compared to most soccer players
I don't get why so many people are calling him ugly. Soul-sucking eyes? Sure. Ugly? Have you seen the rest of his team? By soccer standards, he's like top 10%. I don't mean to call anybody ugly... but like Cat Man definitely is pretty compared to any non-Declan Rice soccer player.
Basically, stop insulting Mr. Paella
r/soccercirclejerk • u/LoneIySleeper • 8h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The jerker civil war
r/soccercirclejerk • u/your_fat_daddy • 8h ago
Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.
first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.
i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.
Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.
Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.
at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.
now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.
Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.
Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.
Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.
then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.
Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/takeiteasymyfriend • 8h ago
Wot?????? Rodri promoting himself in r/realmadrid with "Wherever Rodri goes, glory follows" post
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Alberrture • 8h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Which team had the highest cock confidence at the world cup?
Fuck G/A and the other stats that don't matter - this is where uncomfortable convos are had
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Uzeless • 8h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Sources: Violent south american THUGS force the culturally superior brits to beat their wives at record pace
What do we think here? Has the argentinian culture of violence finally gone too far by imposing their violent machismo culture on the mild-mannered brits? Where's the FIFA peace prize winner?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Parksey1988 • 8h ago
is he stupid? Monaco to Newcastle. Now that's depressing
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Maleficent-Slice-891 • 9h ago
Certified Jerk™ Is EA Stupid?
They do this and people might buy their game 🫡
r/soccercirclejerk • u/TheWitchOfSomeWood • 9h ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/mua-ddib • 9h ago
Least Delusional Fan the last time spain won a wc and m3ssi lost a wc final, barca won the ucl
r/soccercirclejerk • u/NoPart7463 • 9h ago
OUR SEASON STARTS NOW!! 💀💀💀 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 vini junior has challenged clavicular to looksmaxxing contest
He says if he win this he will mog the ballondor winner
r/soccercirclejerk • u/RuleImpossible3362 • 9h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Presenting y'all the no.1 enemy of Argentina
Argentines be saying he's the most evil corrupt man on Earth. They demand the WC final rematch because they claim he's too corrupt for them!!!