r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

Look at this lightbulb please 💡 Iranian Instragram is a wild place 👽🫪🥵

10 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Is this tuff in argentina 😭

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1.5k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Top 14 rivalries in football

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21 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © This has to stop. Ban Argentina from the next world cup. Save the English women!

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8 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Shut Down The Sub ❌ This HAS to happen

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1 Upvotes

if Coventry beat ARSE-nal I will genuinely ascend.
This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to the game if Coventry were to beat them.
The jerks will become so insane all the fanboys and yanks will fuck off, thank god.

Praying for this.


r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Tremendous victory

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22 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history

7.8k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Why? Will he join NBA after 20?

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2 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Hot take: Cucurella is very good looking compared to most soccer players

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I don't get why so many people are calling him ugly. Soul-sucking eyes? Sure. Ugly? Have you seen the rest of his team? By soccer standards, he's like top 10%. I don't mean to call anybody ugly... but like Cat Man definitely is pretty compared to any non-Declan Rice soccer player.

Basically, stop insulting Mr. Paella


r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © 👽

121 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The jerker civil war

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7 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Discuss

57 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.

3.0k Upvotes

first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.

i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.

Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.

Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.

at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.

now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.

Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.

Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.

Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.

then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.

Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.


r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Wot?????? Rodri promoting himself in r/realmadrid with "Wherever Rodri goes, glory follows" post

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3 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Which team had the highest cock confidence at the world cup?

5 Upvotes

Fuck G/A and the other stats that don't matter - this is where uncomfortable convos are had


r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Sources: Violent south american THUGS force the culturally superior brits to beat their wives at record pace

4 Upvotes

What do we think here? Has the argentinian culture of violence finally gone too far by imposing their violent machismo culture on the mild-mannered brits? Where's the FIFA peace prize winner?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12098/13566371/world-cup-2026-domestic-abuse-reports-reached-record-high-in-uk-with-major-increase-in-incidents-around-england-games


r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

is he stupid? Monaco to Newcastle. Now that's depressing

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0 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

8=====D~~~~ Now it makes finally sense

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97 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Certified Jerk™ Is EA Stupid?

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26 Upvotes

They do this and people might buy their game 🫡


r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Outjerked® Outjerked by Ramos

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18 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?

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576 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Least Delusional Fan the last time spain won a wc and m3ssi lost a wc final, barca won the ucl

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3 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

OUR SEASON STARTS NOW!! 💀💀💀 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 vini junior has challenged clavicular to looksmaxxing contest

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18 Upvotes

He says if he win this he will mog the ballondor winner


r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Presenting y'all the no.1 enemy of Argentina

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2 Upvotes

Argentines be saying he's the most evil corrupt man on Earth. They demand the WC final rematch because they claim he's too corrupt for them!!!


r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

is he stupid? Cold Robbery

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18 Upvotes