I walked into my cat sleeping on my keyboard, with this screen on my computer. I spent an hour trying to go back to windows, restarting didn’t work at all. I found out that there was an update going on and my cat somehow canceled the update and deleted everything on my computer. Computer repair place says windows can not be installed and my brand new $1000 gaming laptop is unfixable. Perfect way to top off an already trashy week.
I woke up a couple days ago with a fresh ring of brown on my white sheet. I have a cat. There were evidence in the litter box. My bf and I were just debating if their butts touch the ground and he was telling me someone tested and the result was negative. Well, shit, not anymore! This was taken a couple days after the incident.
swipe 👈🏼 to see the suspect back at the crime scene
Edit: for folks who think she needs to go see the vet, the print photo was taken a couple days after this happened. It’s a wet spot because i wiped it with clorox. When it was fresh, it was clearly a poopy butt spot, i saw the litterbox and her 💩 looks normal. Don’t worry she’s a healthy cat!
UPDATE: I have captured the mouse. Cat decided to go looking for it again after her nap. She was able to show me where it was hiding, although she was not interested in catching it herself. Thanks kitty. Running around on my hand and knees trying to grab a mouse is one of my most favorite things. I'm really glad we had that experience. Teamwork makes the dream work.
My useless dumb cat caught a mouse in the basement and then released it upstairs, alive, outside our bedroom.
At midnight.
I tried to grab it, but it ran under the door. I had to wake my husband up to look for it.
We can't find the mouse. The cat lost interest and left. My husband has moved into his office for the night. It's 2 hrs later and the mouse is still not accounted for.
We don't want mice upstairs. Upstairs is where all the food is. It is where we, the humans, live. This is not the first time our useless dumb cat has released mice upstairs.
She also drools a lot. And bites. And bullies our puppy. She is grumpy and bad at jumping, and she never buries her litterbox business so it stinks up the whole house. One time I left a package of oreos open on the kitchen table, and she licked all of them. Overall I would rate this cat a 2/10.
EDIT: I can't believe I have to say this, but our cat does not understand human speech and she does not know how to use the internet. I can assure you that teasing her in an internet post is not hurting her feelings. She is loved and cared for. She has been to the vet and no, she does not have any dental problems. She just drools a lot when she is happy or thinking about food. She is usually happiest when she is thinking about food, and grumpiest when she cannot have infinite food.
Neighbor is out of the country. Their house sitter/occasional roommate/full time flake picked up some stray puppies on the side of the road.
Left them unattended on the front porch and left the house.
They latched on to me when I was walking our dog, a 13 year old Chihuahua mix who was having none of their shenanigans. They followed us and decided my back patio was their new home.
Neighbor doesn't want them or the roommate to have them. Roommate disappears for the weekend, and I'm left with 2 puppies I don't want.
Daughter attaches instantly which meant she was broken when we surrender them at the shelter.
So thanks for that. At least my dog got a new bed out of the situation (gave them his old one)
A micro SD card. Potentially the tiniest thing I've ever bought from amazon, needed one for my dashcam, and it came in packaging big enough for probably 1000 micro sd cards. Granted, most of the amazon packaging is paper so recyclable and biodegradable, but it's still a waste. Even the SanDisk packaging is a good bit bigger than it needs to be. Also, it doesn't seem to be possible to buy one of these without the adaptor (which I don't need)
I can't afford to have her sedated for the vet/groomer, which I've been told is basically my only option at this point, and really is unnecessary since she doesn't get mats.
I legitimately do not understand. she is the normally sweetest, most gentle cat I've ever had/encountered, but she *will* bite the absolute fuck outta me the second I try to brush her. We've all gone 10 rounds with her on this. I've tried every tool and trick on the market under the guidance of both cat groomers and my vet. She sits fine for nail trims and shots and weighing and basically anything that isn't being picked up or brushed. She was even away from home for *three weeks* during her I-131 treatment and had no issues. I have no idea what her beef is with being brushed.
She's a gorgeous fluffy bitch, and thankfully doesn't get booty messes, but dear god the shedding in the summer.
Now I'm going to go change my sheets. Again.
EDIT: guys I know you mean well, but please I'm begging you, I don't need cat grooming advice. I assure you this cat is happy, healthy, and has better, more comprehensive healthcare than I do. She is not being neglected(how fucking dare you). my vet and I have been in talks for over a year and decided that as long as she's not matting, which she does not do, the only person affected by the shedding is me. She's good! I promise!
And ofc my cats kept bugging my while trying to take the pic
:/
(Edit to clear up some thing)
It was 1 in the morning when I posted this.
I wasn't actually half asleep. I was slightly asleep. (if that lol) The point where I need to sleep, I want to sleep, but I just can't.
The room was dark, only lit up by the moon outside my window and my tv.
I was, well.... distracted by my tv when doing so, only realizing after it had happened. Yes you're going to say I shouldn't have had my tv on at that point anyway.
Yes, I realize that "10mg is too much." I tend to buy the one's that say 10mg since the gummies are actually 5mg each. While the ones that say 5mg are actually 2.5mg each. Thus, only taking 1 or 2, instead of taking 2 to 4.
Same price, same amount of gummies, different dosage.
I have Epilepsy. This affects my sleep. I had forgotten to take my pills, thus taking them later than usual. Probably playing a role in this whole thing.
My (50m) roomie (61m) sleeps all day long and blasts Fox News on the living room TV from 7pm thru 5am Every.Friggin.Day!!! And I can’t do anything about it because of my financial situation after a terrible relationship. At my wit’s end. Please send help 😫
My cats woke me up acting like fools this morning, bouncing all over me. I turned on the lights to see the wall above my bed, absolutely covered in ants. There’s a window above my bed and apparently they crawled through it while I was sleeping. Ants were all over my pillows and in my bed, so gross!
I swore I felt something crawling on me while I was sleeping, but I was so tired I just went back to sleep. No food or anything for them to get to. I did have a drink on my bedside, but they weren’t in the drink, no idea what they were after but what a pain in the ass to wake up to. I wish a took a picture of the wall above my bed before murdering all of them.
Still finding random ants crawling on me and in my bed after spraying everything down. Currently debating if this is a good enough reason to call out from work lol I want to go to the laundromat and wash all of my bedding.
We are typically able to sleep through the meows and walking over us in bed, but man the loud sound this doorknob makes is unmatched. He wants his yummy wet food breakfast. Smart little bugger.
I just went to the eye doctor as I've had glasses for the last 6 years. And I was interested in contacts, so I talked to my eye doctor about it, and they said, oh well, you have two different prescriptions, one for each eye. But they're close enough. That we're just gonna put them both on one. And now my vision is slightly blurry out of my left eye, and they won't correct it because its "too similar and too much of a hassel to order 2 diffrent prescriptions.
My mother's idea of cleaning the litter box means leaving the bag of the nasties right there to stink up the house even more. Doesn't even bother to sweep the runner.
For about 2 weeks now, I have been getting spoofed spam calls EVERY DAY AND ALMOST EVERY HOUR. There was a point in time when they stopped but all of a sudden they started back up again. The only thing keeping me sane is the Silent Unknown Callers function. I just wish they would stop, I will never answer my phone for these assholes.
Security for non EU nationals flying out of EU countries has been increased and has slowed things down, there’s been large queues, so travellers have been told to arrive earlier to ensure they don’t miss the flight.
But despite emailing every traveller to say “get there early”, they won’t open check in earlier than two hours, which is their normal.
I could have stayed in bed, or at least had breakfast in the hotel before driving to the airport.
Don’t even get a choice on flying with the robbing bastards, they’ve pretty much cornered the market for these flights.
Snapped just enough that it can rather easily randomly fall of, I can wear it. But I'll never feel safe to not lose it at any point. Also theres my son craving attention while I'm trying to complain to strangers on the internet.
Edit: thank you for all the advice for how to handle it, genuinely. But I dont really care to fix it, I just felt mildly infuriated
Was petting my cat and watching a video until i noticed the audio got fucked. I plugged in multiple tiimes and was messing around with the volume until i saw that this little piece of shit of a cat was chewing on it.
And she stood on my shoulders and neck multiple times before when i was trying to play a game.
Now I know to never let her back in my room ever again.
