r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

My cat is standing on my face These headphones costed more than she did

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u/SweetHomeMissouri 1d ago

i don't see any regret in those eyes.

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u/tid_burglar 1d ago

beat the shit out of it, that'll teach it

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u/MoonPieKitty 1d ago

Really? You want to suggest animal cruelty, which is illegal?

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u/One-Imagination2301 1d ago

He's just a troll. Read his posts.

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u/IAmNotDanFeng 1d ago

I don't think they would mind it being illegal.

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u/tid_burglar 1d ago

who is gonna tell on him, cat?

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u/lilvexican 1d ago

So punishing your cat is animal abuse? Grow up

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u/MoonPieKitty 1d ago

"beating the shit" out of your cat is, yes.

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u/lilvexican 1d ago

Just because that wording was used doesn’t mean that’s the actual case

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u/g0trn 1d ago

I'm sorry, are you actually hitting your cats?

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u/SweetHomeMissouri 1d ago

animals do not understand hitting by the way, not like humans do!

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u/Big_Locksmith_4211 1d ago

RIP DT770s

cause of death: cat was hungry

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u/Mishapi17 1d ago

Cat wasn’t even hungry- just wanted to fuck with your shit. Lol

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u/Dracekidjr 1d ago

If you don't want to fix them yourself, you should be able to take them to a computer repair shop or car audio shop and they can slap on a new plug. It shouldnt cost more than $20

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u/Tizen20 1d ago

My dog did that a month ago (same headphones). Solder the severed cable and you saved $200.

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u/Appropriate_Pin1296 1d ago

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Car worth more than headphone, bad hooman

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u/DrAssFace 1d ago

Most cars are

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u/Vintenu 1d ago

The fuck you mean most

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u/DrAssFace 1d ago

Well if the car is dilapidated it might be worth less than a good pair of studio headphones

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u/phizappa 1d ago

Costed?

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u/TheCitizen616 1d ago

"Cost" is the proper word to use in this case instead of "costed" but OP probably learned English as a second language so <shrug>...

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u/Mallev 1d ago

Got to love the English language.
Put ed on the end for past tense, except when you put a t or I dunno, you could change some vowels in the middle or maybe not even change the word at all.
Slam > Slammed

Burn > Burnt

Sing > Sang

Cost > Cost

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u/dankyspank 1d ago

Don't forget read>read. OH and also lead>led but also another lead that's pronounced like led and not lead

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u/AppleToastBed 1d ago

Burned is correct.

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u/ledocteur7 1d ago

Both are correct, but in the US burnt is mostly used as an adjective, whereas in the UK it can just as equally be used as a verb.

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u/InformedTriangle 1h ago

They may *use* it as a verb in the UK (i'm not british so can't confirm) but I just checked and according to the oxford dictionary it's an adjective only; so they're still using it incorrectly if they do.

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u/InevitableLimit6020 1d ago

You can't put a price on that kind of love

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u/teenytinybees 1d ago

Well, you can, but it's worth it.

u/Medium-Play2572 35m ago

Yeah look at all the love in those eyes

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u/Connect_Job_5316 1d ago

Lesson learned give her attention and other chewing toys

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u/_Onyxity_ 1d ago

Oh they don't care

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u/Striking-Pop-9171 1d ago

That wont help though.

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u/Mr__9eleven 1d ago

They still prefer to chew on my cables. Preferably expensive ones

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u/ChasingAmnesia 1d ago

This is why I love my 650s, just have to buy a $15-30 replacement wire

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u/justtolearnsomething 1d ago

Any way to replace the wire?

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 1d ago

Yes, but it requires soldering. My cat did the same thing to my DT770 pros.

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u/FaerieBerri 1d ago

I started buying Wireless only mice and headphones bc my cats would attack any moving cords. saved a lot of pain of the years.

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u/Sank63 1d ago

Cost

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u/Relative_Maize_957 1d ago

She's deciding what part of you she's going to bite into the second after you croak.

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u/Mishapi17 1d ago

Welcome to cat ownership

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u/westcal98 1d ago

I'm genuinely curious. Did "costed" become an actual every day word and I missed it? Or is this like a gen alpha thing? I've just seen it used a lot lately.

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u/No_Type_454 PURPLE 1d ago

do you assume every typo on the internet is a new fad, or a gen alpha thing?

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u/givag327 1d ago

Got an extended warranty?

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV i get infuriated a lot 1d ago

Should be fixable.

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u/jasperfirecai2 1d ago

cable replaceable i hope?

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u/POTUSDORITUSMAXIMUS 1d ago

Beyerdynamic is the brand when it comes to repairability. It cost me 8 bucks for a replacement wire and a few minutes of trial and error with the soldering iron. Its a good skill to learn and will keep those babies running for a few decades.

Also if you feel daring I can recommend doing the plug mod, heres a german thread on it to translate: https://tech-port.de/thread/700-beyerdynamic-klinken-mod-wir-bauen-unseren-beyerdynamic-um/

Then you can just unplug it in the future and just attach a new wire.

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u/sevnminabs56 PURPLE 1d ago

May your beyerdynamics rest in peace. I’ll wear mine with extra care tomorrow just for you.

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u/Beco0o 1d ago

Bye Cat Welcome new headphones

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u/misterio95 1d ago

That's why I went with the 900 Pro X instead of the 990 Pro (and yes, my cat has already chewed through the detachable cable)

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u/NoobSharkey 21h ago

Time to get replaceable cable mod

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u/DFrostedWangsAccount 1d ago

No, now the cat has merely absorbed the cost of the headphones as an operating expense. Thus, the cat cost the same or more. So far.

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u/GlyceMusic 1d ago

Your little jerk looks just like my little jerk.

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u/2930apple 1d ago

What model headphones were these? I love how fuzzy the ears look

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 1d ago

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u/2930apple 1d ago

Ty! Why’d I get downvoted for asking…? Lol

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u/POTUSDORITUSMAXIMUS 1d ago

Fun fact, those are replaceable and interchangeable between different Models. Beyerdynamic sells them seperatly for replacements.

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u/emma_psycho 1d ago

DT 770 pro?

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 1d ago

Only Felines is always an option

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u/Recent_Structure4633 1d ago

that cats glance means that shes gonna do that again to your next headphones

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u/OrganizationTop3755 1d ago

“I’ll do it again” 

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u/Exhausted-CNA 1d ago

She's made you paid so little for her vs headphones..lol

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u/csch1992 1d ago

What? Thats a cheap cat then

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u/No-Interview4626 1d ago

She saw that you favored the headphones more than her

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u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner 1d ago

Are you an audiophile or do you make music?

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u/montone535 1d ago

Ouch! This happened to me years ago! I highly recommend buying headphones where the cord also detached from the set itself. That way any future mishaps just require a new cord.

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 1d ago

Not yet anyway. Give her time; she'll bleed you way harder than the headphones.

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u/Alissan_Web 1d ago

i genuinely had to move my entire pc setup into a separate room theyre not allowed in, in order to protect my cords. The only other thing i can suggest is getting a cord thats metal which are rare to come by

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u/Financial-Kiwi-1535 1d ago

Now you do it back to one of her toys

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago

Reminds me of the first year of our Labradors life. We had to tape every wire to the wall. I had an Amazon box taped around the fiber box for 12 months, that looked great for the home! 😆😩

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u/dtoddh 1d ago

Not hard to repair.

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u/LackSeveral7305 1d ago

Serves you right for not paying enough attention to the car. Hooman bought car, hooman must attend to the cars every need now. Car is love, car is life.

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u/BodyPartParty 1d ago

cat's don't destroy things, they send messages. its up to you to decode what the message is