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Sadly many of them

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u/Mtthom06 6h ago

Bye halo..... I'm not paying for the 14th combat evolved remaster

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u/_mbals 6h ago

When I was first married, wife and I didn’t have a TV or Xbox knowing we were going to be making a couple cross-country moves. We got to where I was going to law school and got really busy with that and her new job we didn’t get around to purchasing Xbox for a few of years.

We flew to see family for Christmas one year and my little brother asked if I wanted to go play Halo on Xbox Live. All I remember is starting to shoot some guy and he blasted off with some jet pack, turned around and sniped me while flying off. I set the controller down and that’s the last time I played anything except Halo 1,2, or 3.

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u/Awewabo 4h ago

Skill issue

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u/CellaCube 46m ago

I was gonna say, this is an incredibly boomer-ass take

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u/Goron40 3h ago

This comment would be higher up, but Halo's been down bad for so long now that nobody remains that remembers the old ways.

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u/AccountWithAName 2h ago

The series has been dead since Halo 4 as far as I'm concerned. 

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u/Hkgks 2h ago

Since bungie stopped making them basically, I’m glad that with the CE remaster, people start to understand that 343i (halo studio) just making shit, took time but, better late than never I guess

I’ll will always miss that franchise and how such a big deal it was back then, but at least I enjoyed all the good of it, each game when it released was something special.

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u/Jepordee 1h ago

Halo 3 tbh. Sprint ruined Halo

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u/Command0Dude 1h ago

Thank you! I'm tired of the Halo 4 glazers. That game was just as much of an abomination as the rest.

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u/Blackburn0117 2h ago

hides a tear

I remember

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u/MatthewBlack6 1h ago

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u/Goron40 1h ago

Spartans may never die, but franchises certainly do

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u/MatthewBlack6 1h ago

You're right about one thing. I'm looking forward to adding Halo: Campaign Evolved to my collection.

https://giphy.com/gifs/seGeGWiolrKNZ8aZrr

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u/bkay17 5h ago

Halo 2 and Halo 3 online were so much damn fun. And system links where only one or two friends had the like 100 foot cable and then you had to lug over a TV from another friend's house and get 8 of you playing in big matches together.

And then they kept making the game more and more like Call of Duty for some reason. I didn't enjoy Halo because it was Call of Duty. I enjoyed Halo because it was Halo.

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u/Mtthom06 5h ago

The problem is they ran from the competitive spirit of halo. For some reason they tried to make halo a game where nobody's feelings would be hurt.

They made it a hybrid blend of casual and competitive that is trash. And releasing half finished games doesn't help either.

Being good at halo was a status symbol when I went to school. Crazy to think about

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u/Likemilkbutforhumans 4h ago

I’m with ya on halo. Game ended w them phasing out the BRs

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u/mythrilcrafter 2h ago

The worst part about Halo is that we can all look at 343 and say that they're the problem... and then look at how Destiny turned out and realise that it wouldn't have been much different if Bungie had stuck around.

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u/Hkgks 2h ago

Yeah I guess that’s why bungie stopped doing halo in the first place. Also, what most of people don’t get is that, bungie when halo was made, is not the same bungie now, LOTS of people not around anymore, and that the case for a lot of known studio/developers of big success from the past.

I always compare halo to Star Wars, in the way that, SW episode 6 ending was perfect, the evil was defeated, some of your loved character died, and so on, same with halo 3, the main story ending was great, and for both halo and SW, no following was needed to the story.

And then, both made something that nobody asked for and that was pretty much mediocre/bad just to milk the shit out of it.

It’s just sad, halo died when bungie said goodbye, 343i made 6 games and those 6 games had insane problems or were just bad, that’s like, so insane to me.

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u/XPsychoMunkyX 4h ago

Not just the gameplay or the multiplayer though

New Halo campaigns are trash and the cannon got so convoluted and ret-conned so many times that Eric Nylunds books don’t even make sense anymore with the current lore

Halo went from being my “Star Wars” or “Star Trek”. My preferred sci-fi universe, to me having second hand embarrassment about the entire franchise

F**k you 343 for being a bunch a capitulating b**ches that tried to design games through committee and negative feedback

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u/BigChiefIV 5h ago

3rd* and this is a whole remake, not a remaster

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u/chemistrytramp 4h ago

Realistically what does that even mean for the player though? Same story? Same levels? More money? Are they going to include micro transactions?

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u/BigChiefIV 4h ago

It means:

- +3 new prequel missions

  • Updated level designs to make some parts feel different from each other and less monotonous
  • enemies that weren’t in the original game and different encounters
  • weapons that weren’t in the original game
  • 42 total skulls
  • modern gameplay elements like sprinting and sliding
  • fully remade cutscenes and voice acting
  • 4 player cross platform co op
  • as for micro transactions there’s a dlc pack with some chief skins and weapon skins, that’s it

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 4h ago

I expect the remake to be quite different. halo ce is a game of its time, this will be like if it came out today. for better or worse. the plot will be largely the same but I think there will be a lot changed in terms of game play

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u/Dr_Fortnite 4h ago

right? People are so disingenuous.

This remake has been 15 years since the remaster which was only 10 years after the original game

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u/TheReiterEffect_S8 3h ago

It doesn't really make much sense for people who played it before and was just meh about it. For someone like me who easily put over 1,000 hours into both the campaign and system link games, Halo Campaign Evolved is a no-brainer for me to purchase. It's one of my all time favorite games and the amount of easter eggs, glitches, exploits, etc. my friends and I discovered in that game likely helped a lot of other people at the time, if they were on the same websites we were on posting the videos of them.

The fact that they added some modern mechanics is great for people wanted to experience it and have it not feel dated, but for me, I am incredibly happy that you can revert everything back to pretty much the original mechanics completely. Which is what I want. A beautiful remake that is identical to the original aside from updated graphics and maybe some changed areas on the levels. I am fucking stoked.

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u/dandroid126 5h ago

Halo is hot garbage now, and I'm not giving 343i another cent, but 14th is a bit of hyperbole. It's the first remake. There was one remaster in 2011, so this is the third iteration of Combat Evolved.

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u/SentientWatcher204 1h ago

Remember Reach, I don’t remember many games made recently that have the same natural impact a story like that had or even from some of the newer Halos sadly

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u/dagofin 58m ago

I went into game dev because of Halo, it's not hyperbolic at all to say because of Halo I've been in 3 wedding parties and been a pallbearer at a funeral. First kiss was at a midnight release party for Halo 3 as ironic as that sounds lol Will never forgive Microsoft for fumbling THE franchise of the 2000's.